01x11 - The Potty Years/Milk, It Makes a Body Spout/The Anvil Chorus

[bunniefuu]

You're lucky. It's Plucky. I'm absolutely

ducky. Other shows seem yucky now that

Plucky's on the air. I'm wacky. I'm

quacky. He's an egomaniac-y. Hampton

plays the lucky of this stuff

extraordinaire. Who knows the way to

close his endless babbling beak?Drop an

angle down upon his feathery physique.

Toast him. Roast him. The show will still

be boasting. It's the Pucky Duck Show and

it's on each week His antics are

frantic At times he gets romantic My

talent's so gigantic It'll burst from

your TV The writers are hackers The

artists all with crackers The actors are

yackers But don't complain, it's free

Rocky goes to Acme Lune to learn to be a

star There are other tootsters at the

school But who cares who they are?So

enjoy, don't be coy And don't fall for a

decoy It's the Pucky Duck Show, come and

laugh aloneI also

wrote this song.

I remember my potty years.

Plucky, you're almost three years old

now. And your father and I think it's

about time you learned how to use

the potty.

Nobody.

Whoa, partner. You don't want to wear

diapers forever, do you?Yes, sir. Oh,

come on. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Let me show you how it works. It's

simple. You take your diaper off, you

sit down right here, and then you...

Eww. And

when you're all done, you use a little

toilet paper,Pull the handle and flush.

It's

too loud. It's okay, hon. It's

too loud. Don't worry. It's too

loud. Bye-bye.

Slow down, plucky. Now it's your

turn. Give it a flush.

No flush. Go ahead, hon. Just pull the

handle.

Wanna go down the hole?That's right.

Wanna go down the hole?Yes, dear.

Wanna go down the hole?

Yes, but look, the water came

back. Water came back.

That's right, hon. Water came back.

Precisely. Water came back.

So, do you like the potty now?Yes, sir.

Would you like to go potty all by

yourself?I want to go potty. Okay,

then. We'll leave you to it. Just call if

you need any help. He's gifted,

Ralph, don't you think?

I want to refresh the potty. Remember to

use the toilet paper, honey.

Toilet painter...

Toilet painter...

Toilet Pinter?Where'd Toilet Pinter go?

And don't forget to get rid of that dirty

diaper. Diaper

go down the hole. Diaper go down the

hole. Bye-bye,

diaper.

Toilet painter, go down the hole.

Bye-bye, toilet painter.

Nana, go down the hole. Bye-bye,

Nana.

Lucky go down the hole.

Too-too put down the hole.

Kitty go down the hole.

Kitty, bye, bye, kitty.

Ew.

Doggy.

Ew. Are you all finished,

son?I wanna flash the

party! All right, but

hurry it up.

Wanna go down the hole?Wanna go down the

hole?

Rocky, is everything all right up there?

I wanna flush it again! No, you've

flushed enough, son. I wanna flush it

again! He's been up there quite a while.

We'd better check on him.

Flucky, what's going on in there?

The door's locked. Flucky! Wanna

flush the party! Open this door right

now! I wanna flush it again!

Let me talk to him. Do what your father

says, Plucky. Open the door.

Plucky, open this door!

Choo-choo came back!

Plucky!

Plucky came back!

Na-na came back! Plucky,

open this door!

My day came back!

Oh, no! And I just

redecorated! Plucky, where

are you?

Ew.

Yeah, those were the days. And

fortunately, it all worked out in theend.

Plucky! I want to flush it again!

I want to flush it again! I want to flush

it again!

Milk. It makes a body spout.

Yeah, it's straight being the funniest

one in the whole school. And today, I

feel especially funny.

My, how the ears play tricks on us. I

thought I heard you say you're the

funniest one here. Precisely. Oh,

come on, Plucky. I'm the funniest. No

brag. Just fact. What?Okay, okay

Let's find an average student and let him

be the judge.

Uh-ha! The first one of us who makes

Hampton laugh hard enough to squirt milk

out of his nose... He's the funniest one

in Acme Loo.

Me first. Plucky is the

funniest In all the

looniversity, yeah.

What's this one?Hello,

Hampton. How are you today?I'm Mr.

Revolto, the talking spud. Don't drink

too fast, now. We wouldn't want you to

squirt milk out of both nostrils Like a

lawn sprinkler that blew up What's this?

Still no chuckles?Mr. Rivolo will have to

pull out all the stops.

Plucky, you look so delish today. Hey,

wait a minute. Oh,

just a bite?No! Ohh

That was surefire stuff. Nice try,

pal. Now I'll let the master do histhing.

Be very quiet. I'm hunting

rabbits.

My turn. This calls for drastic

measures.

I'm at that.

What?I say what in tarnation we got

here, boy. Y'all got to put some meat on

those feathers, son, or you'll blow us

out for the winter.

Ever considered pumping oil as a

vocation, son?

You know, milk is mucus-forming.

Ready to call it quits?Never!

Look! A mailbox! A mailbox!

Oh, good! Now I can mail the postcards my

class is sending.

Finished?Not

on your life.

Look, let's work together, pal.

Ah, don't you just love slapstick?

Ah, forget it, Plucky.

Oh, I'm sorry. I was just thinking about

a math problem. Did you guys say

something to me?

It's a tie.

Benny, Benny, Benny!

Benny, Benny, Benny!

finally found a way to keep the Elmiras

warm under control. And what about my

little problem, hmmI've been hanging

around all day, waiting for you dumb

bunnies to star me in a cartoon. Lucky,

your wish is our command. We have a

special cartoon just for you.

And now, it's Buster Bunny time proudly

presents the classical music masterpiece,

the Anvil Chorus, with our special guest

star, Plucky Duck. At last, a

role worthy of my talents.

Buster, what's with all these falling

anvils?Well, Plucky, it's called the

Anvil Chorus. So?So use your

noggin, Plucky. It's my noggin that's

being used, pal. That's a whole problem.

But, Plucky, you can't expect us to do

the anvil chorus without anvils, now can

you?It's

only logical that there be anvils. I

mean, logic must prevail, I suppose.

Logic, my feathered fairy.

Okay, rabbits, you've had your fun.

Enough's enough. I'm through. I'm done,

gone, out of here. I want no part of

this cartoon. But, Plucky, you can't

leave. And why not?

Because, like we said, you're the star of

this cartoon.

Mother.

Oh, the price of stardom.

Let me see that stupid script. Anvil

drops on plucky. Anvil drops on plucky.

Two anvils drop on Plucky. Giant anvil

drops on Plucky. This is insane. Who

wrote this slop?

Rewrite.

Just hold it right there. I am the

chairperson for Adults Against Funny

Cartoons, and I've counted over 60

acts of mindless violence in this

cartoon. Wait a minute. Where are all

these anvils coming from?

I'm glad you asked that question. They

come from the Acme Anvil Company, the

world's leading supplier of cartoon

comedy anvils and painful blunt objects

since 1930. The anvil was first

discovered in 1622 by Sir Isaac

Anvil. To think that I shall never

see a poem as lovely as

a anvil. So remember, when you

think of anvils, think of Acme, a

name you can trust. Now, back to

our cartoon!

Plucky, will you please be more careful?

Babs might have been hurt! May we proceed?

If I said no, would it matter?Hmm

No, you're off my Christmas card list.

Seep at last. I'd like to see them get an

envo in here.

And now, a big finale!

yeah I beat him! I won!

Come on, you dumb bunnies! Let's see you

get me now!

The show must go on!

They love it, Clunky. They want more.

HmmMoreThey love me! Okay,

let's do some more! Ladies and gentlemen,

we will now present another classical

masterpiece, the 1812

Overture. Oh,

no.

They'll never find me here.

This concludes the classical portion of

our show. Say goodnight, Babs. Goodnight,

Babs. So long.