02x14 - Fillies vs. Colts

[bunniefuu]

[music plays]

♪ Kicking up the morning dew

♪ Nothing we would rather do for fun ♪

♪ Just for fun ♪

♪ Welcome to the Saddle Club... ♪

No contest.

With my mare, Belle, and Carole's riding ability,

we've got Liam beat.

But as I was saying,

a gelding has the muscle mass that most mares lack,

not to mention the superiority of the male rider.

Superiority of the male rider?

Give me a break.

And here they come!

LisaLet's go, Carole!

StevieYou can do it!

Go, Liam!

StevieYou got him, Carole! Go! Go!

PhilCome on!

StevieWhoo-hoo! Yeah!

LisaWe won! Yeah!

Well done!

Good job. Good girl, Belle.

LisaWhat a great finish. StevieYeah.

Better luck next time, champ.

StevieGirls rule.

CaroleLosing isn't much of a welcome-back present, Liam.

LiamI'm here for two weeks.

I'll beat you from now on.

Today was a fluke.

CaroleI wouldn't exactly call it a fluke.

Everyone knows geldings are stronger than mares.

Uh, I don't know where you've been,

but Carole, a girl, riding Belle, a mare,

just won.

And it isn't the first time.

If these horses were out in the wild,

it'd be a different story.

Just like if we were out in the wild,

it would be a different story.

You've always had a problem with reality, Liam.

Sorry to disappoint you, girls, but it's a known fact

that males of all species are tougher than females.

Am I right, Phil?

Uh...

You can't be serious.

I am serious.

There's no sense in denying a man's hunter-gatherer roots.

Around the cozy setting of Pine Hollow, things may be equal,

but none of you could rough it out in the woods.

Is that right?

OK, that settles it, then.

We'll have a camp-off, girls against boys.

One night in the woods with the bare necessities.

First one to bail for creature comfort loses,

and the losing team must wait hand and foot

on the other team for a week.

But how can we make sure the boys won't cheat?

Each team can keep a video diary of the trip.

It'll be Phil, Red, Scooter, and me against...

Lisa, Carole, me, and Deborah.

Deborah?

Stevie, listen...

May the best team win.

What were you thinking?

CaroleDeborah?

As in "can't leave home without a pedicure" Deborah?

She'll be fine, trust me.

Camping?

Um, girls, just slow down.

We've already volunteered you.

CarolePlease, Deborah.

MaxI'm sure Deborah would ordinarily jump at the chance

to spend a night in the wilderness,

but I really need her to help me

man the fort this weekend.

"Man" the fort?

Hmm? Oh, excuse me.

Woman the fort...

whatever the proper term is nowadays.

DeborahOh!

That's so funny, Max!

I can, you know, answer for myself.

Uh, Deb, they did say "camping."

I've been known to camp.

[Max chuckles]

What's so funny?

The vision of you camping.

Hmph!

I would love to go.

No electricity, no pillows, no hot showers, Deb.

Just give me minutes to pack.

StevieThis is going to be great!

Liam, you do realize

what you've signed us up for?

No worries.

Only Red has faced camping conditions like this before.

We could save ourselves a lot of grief and humiliation--

Gentlemen, I have a plan.

Leave it to me.


The girls will quit before the night begins.

I hope you know where you're all going.

CaroleThe map's clearly marked.

I mean, you do know

where you're going?

Terrain of the legendary Yowie.

Don't you mean "the mythical Yowie"?

A huge, ferocious, hairy beast

who feeds off the flesh of humans and horses.

Nice try.

We just thought you should all be aware.

DeborahI don't know why we just don't have

a girls versus boys challenge right here at Pine Hollow.

StevieDon't worry.

He's just trying to scare to us.

MaxDeb, Deb, Deb.

You look a little nervous.

I'm fine.

You sure you're up for this?

StevieOf course she's sure.

Let's hear it for girl power.

GirlsGirl power!

Girl power!

Uhh.

[laughs]

DeborahHa, we'll show them, girls.

We're far superior.

Come on, quicker with that tent. [laughs]

Well, that was a snap.

Are you sure I can't do anything?

Um, we have it under control.

Do you want to go see what Stevie's up to?

Sure.

Hi, Stevie.

Is there anything I can do?

StevieI think I've got it all under control.

You could cook us lunch.

Ah, gourmet sausages coming right up.

Here, I'll show you.

Take the sausage, and you

thread it through a stick like this.

Look, if there's one thing I can do, it's cook a couple of sausages."], index,…}

You know, I don't know what Max was talking about.

This camping stuff isn't so bad.

The boys are gonna be so sorry

they ever heard of the Saddle Club.

I agree!

Oh, no!

Ohh!

Ohh...

Um, Max always did the barbecuing.

PhilRed, can you help me with this?

I've never used this tarp before.

LiamNice one.

Perhaps the girls sabotaged them.

LiamOh, yeah, the girls.

OK, Ranger Rick,

you give it a try.

Mm-hmm.

Bet the girls have got their fire started.

If they did, it's a fluke.

Do you hear that?

No. What?

I think I hear the sound of a wild beast

lurking in the woods.

You're making no sense, Scooter.

There are no wild beasts in these parts of...

Oh, right. Wild beast.

The big, ferocious wild beast.

Maybe it's a Yowie.

The wild beast that is so ferocious,

it would make anyone quit and go home.

I think it's time we went in search of more kindling.

Right behind you.

MelanieIt's not fair.

AshleyI can't believe we have to clean this up all by ourselves."], index,…}

Definitely not fair.

DrewMelanie, Ashley.

Sorry to interrupt your chores...

but I'd like you to meet one of our new students.

This is Nick.

MelanieNice to meet you. NickSame here.

Could you guys introduce him to the pony that he'll be riding for the week?"], index,…}

No problem.

Right.

[Whispers] Penny.

Here she is, good ol' Penny.

Isn't Penny a girl's name?

Well, Penny would be a girl.

Drew didn't say anything about having to ride

a girl pony for the week.

Girl ponies are just as good,

if not better, than boy ponies.

Just the same as how most girls are better than boys.

Yeah, right.

Let's see about that.

NickHey, hey! What are you doing?

CaroleI don't think these mosquitoes have eaten for a month.

StevieI second that.

They haven't stopped feeding on us since we got here.


What's a few mosquito bites when our honor is at stake?

That's the attitude, Deborah.

That looks nothing like a Yowie footprint.

Well, have you ever seen the Yowie footprint before?

It's a lame idea, Scooter.

The girls will never fall for something like this.

We have no fire going.

The tent is still not set up.

This is our best shot!

So where's the kindling?

I knew we forgot something.

Well, that's not the only thing you forgot.

Oh, the tent poles.

Unless we take turns acting as tent poles for the night.

Is it quitting time yet?

Show a bit of backbone, Scooter.

What if it rains?

You guys dragged me out here to prove a point.

So let's do it.

Right. Grab your stuff, men.

I saw something on the way here.

Isn't it great?

I don't know, Liam.

Sure.

A breath of wind would knock it down.

It's better than a tent with no poles.

Yeah, but canvas doesn't hurt when it falls on you.

This would.

Does this count as more than the bare necessities?

The girls might disqualify us.

Liam and I have fixed it

so the girls won't come anywhere near these parts.

Besides, it's the survival of the fittest.

And I suppose just because we're smart enough

to find our own shelter doesn't mean we're cheating.

Certainly not.

Uh, you guys get the fire going.

Looks like we need more kindling.

Scooter and I will get right on that.

Consider it done.

Are you sure Deborah's going to last the night?

She didn't look so good.

Maybe we should consider--

StevieAbsolutely not!

What happened to the Saddle Club girl power

and fighting for the spirit of womankind?

LisaUm, Stevie?

What's up?

Big animal footprints

is what's up.

Those aren't just animal footprints.

CaroleYou're right. Uh-oh.

What do you mean, "Uh-oh?"

Are those the prints of the Yowie?

Oh, no!

And what have we here?

StevieOh, look. He's put his boots on.

The boys strike again.

[growling]

[horse whinnying]

Girls?

[growling]

Stevie?

Carole?

[growling]

Lisa? Aah!

[growling]

AshleyHere's the deal.

Whoever shovels the most manure in two minutes wins.

You know it was a man who developed the art of poop scooping?

Why does that not surprise me?

Ready?

Ready.

On your mark...

[music plays]

Get set...

Go!

Ashley and Melanie♪ We can be sweet, we can be brats ♪

♪ Sometimes we fight like sisters ♪

♪ Then make up just like that ♪

♪ We can do anything that big girls can do ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna show you ♪

♪ But everything we do, we always end up in trouble ♪

♪ I don't know why it is we always end up in trouble ♪

♪ Well, everything we try, we always end up in trouble ♪

♪ Yeah, every enterprise seems to land us in trouble ♪

Time!

MelanieSing it with me again!

AshleyOnce more!

Ashley and Melanie♪ Trouble! ♪

Aha! Victory is mine!

Sorry, Melanie.

Looks like Nick won this one hands down.

Told you so.

[laughter]

What?

Thanks for finishing off all our chores.

Men sure are born to scoop the poop, all right.

[Ashley laughs]

Come on, Penny.


Don't worry, Dime.

This is w*r.

[Deborah sobs]

What happened?

There's a wild beast out there,

and I know it.

There's no such thing as the Yowie.

It doesn't matter.

There is something out there, and I'm sure of it.

I quit.

But we'll lose! You can't just quit!

Just watch me.

DeborahOhh!

If you give up, we'll all have to give up.

There's nothing in there, Deborah!

I'd rather be torn apart by wild animals than lose to Phil.

Not that there are any wild animals in these parts.

You know the first words out of Max's mouth will be,

"I told you so."

They would be, wouldn't they?

Definitely.

Liam and Scooter are trying to get us to quit,

is what's going on.

Ohh.

Girls, it's time to put a stop to this.

The petrified look on Deborah's face

was priceless!

Any second now, the girls will quit,

and we'll be back at Pine Hollow with our feet up,

channel surfing, whilst they're serving us

hot chocolate and pizza.

Oh, yeah.

LiamNice work, Scooter.

This Yowie print looks much more lifelike.

I didn't make these prints.

Then who did?

Probably the girls.

Oh, of course.

It's the girls.

Bound to be.

What else could it be?

DeborahOK, boys!

Enough's enough!

I don't get it. Why would the boys desert camp?

Unless something's happened.

We should look for them.

I'll try and get the fire started.

I think I've only got one match left in my pack.

No! Aah!

Liam! Liam!

Are you OK?!

LiamOver here!

Liam!

Liam! Liam!

Liam?

LiamOver here.

Are you hurt, Liam?

Ah!

Oh, my leg!

OK, don't move!

I'm not going anywhere.

[Liam groans]

Be careful.

They're too heavy!

I don't think I can do it, Liam.

Please, it really hurts.

Ow!

AshleyI saw Nick tack up earlier.

He seemed pretty fast.

Don't worry.

I've got it all under control.

What are you doing?

That girth's not going to fit Dime.

That's the whole point, genius.

All's fair in love and w*r.

And this is w*r, right?

Yes.

[bones cracking]

AshleyThis is the deciding match.

First person to tack up their horse wins

the girls versus boys championship.

Hope you can tack up as fast as you can scoop poop.

Funny!

Riders ready?

[music plays]

On your marks, get set, go!

[Dime whinnies]

What's the matter, boy?

Melanie and Ashley♪ We can be sweet, we can be brats ♪

♪ Sometimes we fight like sisters... ♪

Hey, not fair!

Ha ha!

♪ We can do anything that big girls can do ♪

♪ Yeah, we're gonna show you ♪

Your girth's too big!

♪ We always end up in trouble

♪ I don't know why it is we always end up in trouble ♪

♪ Well, everything we try, we always end up in trouble ♪

♪ Everything we do, we always end up in trouble ♪

Done!


♪ I don't know why it is we always end up in trouble ♪

Oh, no!

♪ Everything we try, we always end up in trouble ♪

NickYes! Done!

Yeah!

High-hoof, Dime!

That a boy.

♪ We always end up in trouble

♪ I don't know why it is we always end up in trouble ♪

Help!

Help!

ScooterHelp! Anybody? Phil!

[horses whinnying]

Help!

I'm losing circulation in my leg.

We'll have to haul the debris off him.

I can't move it.

StevieLet's get some rope.

Belle's strong enough to pull this stuff off.

You'll be all right.

Hang in there, Liam. We're gonna get you out.

We--we can't just pull it off.

We have to lift it.

Otherwise, it could hurt his leg.

CaroleWe can put the rope over the branch

and lift the beam off.

That'll hold.

OK, Stevie.

Come on, Belle. You can do it.

[Belle grunts]

What a champion.

Keep going!

Come on, Liam!

Come on, Belle. It's two apples

and three carrots for you tonight.

CaroleJust a bit more.

LisaNearly there.

DeborahAttagirl!

Oh!

[hoofbeats]

What happened?

DeborahOhh! It's all over, guys.

We did it without you.

Girl power got him out.

And some horsepower...

correctionmare power.

[Deborah and Lisa laugh]

Hey, girl.

You know this whole boys-versus-girls competition

was all in good fun?

You're a good sport.

I'm sorry I didn't want to ride you in the first place.

MelanieI owe you an apology, too.

It was a dirty trick to switch the saddle.

You and Dime deserved the win.

Sorry, champ.

Looks like Dime and Penny have made up.

Truce?

Truce.

Truce.

Liam, on videoNice one.

He couldn't even get the fire started.

Scooter, on videoOK, Ranger Rick, you give it a try.

StevieWait.

What's Liam doing?

Is that what I think it is?

A bar of chocolate?

It--it was an old chocolate bar.

I--I found it in my pocket.

It was--it was old and moldy. It was gross.

I threw out the other half.

You didn't have to eat any of it.

StevieAnd eating chocolate

definitely counts as a creature comfort.

The girls win!

StevieI think we'll start with

a large pizza with everything on it.

LisaAnd I'm sure you boys won't mind

if you give us a week's worth of manicures.

We are girls, after all.

Nice going, Liam.

And we're sorry for lying about the whole Yowie thing.

I mean, Scooter and I shouldn't have faked those footprints.

We never believed it.

Oh, yeah.

You believed it.

No.

You didn't believe it?

Oh, well, that's why you had that scared look on your face.

[talking over one another]

♪ Hello, world

♪ This is me ♪

♪ Life should be ♪

♪ Mm, mm, yeah ♪

♪ Fun for everyone ♪

♪ Hello, world

♪ Come and see ♪

♪ Life should be ♪

♪ Fun for everyone ♪

♪ Hello, world ♪


♪ This is me ♪

♪ Life should be fun for everyone ♪