04x14 - Nightmare On Elmo St / Show Squirls

[bunniefuu]

holy huh

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what a ride

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Jake the cat I really appreciate you

helping me make treats for my bake sale

sure incredible uh why are you having a

bake sale oh it's to raise money for my

little brother Timmy's operation

Elmo what cruel medical maladies should

be following little Timmy this time oh

heck it's terrible he thinks he's a

magic Genie from a 1960s sitcom

horrible just horrible you betcha Timmy

needs a rare operation where his

confused brain can be replaced with a

warm piece of goat cheese well he better

get cooking what culinary delay should

we make first incredible hello how about

a little microwavable chocolate souffle

sounds crazy

Hmm this box says you only need a

tablespoon of mixture for a serving of

ten don't you think you might have put

in a tad too much chocolate souffle too

much chocolate souffle eat the cat can

there ever be such a thing as too much

chocolate souffle

incredible Elmo look yes

oh incredible it looks like the

chocolate souffle is growing out of

control what are we gonna do

thank you

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Elmo are you okay Speak to Me Elmo are

you okay forget about me house how's

Barbra Streisand

foreign

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the d stands for dumb as in Dumb joke do

you know what a dumb joke is eek hmm

well is it um a dumb joke is running up

to a bunch of trees and yelling run

Forrest run okay well I'm sorry it won't

happen again you'll see that it doesn't

eat

foreign

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something what a great dog

hey turkey are you home

all right

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oh turkey I hope I'm not disturbing you

but it's kind of important

there you are I've been trying to get a

hold of you I hope it's not a bad time

all right

it's about that big scary thing there

don't raise bail money for my Reese's

monkey Julie Drew stands for Spanish

good galaxies Jim Feast your papers on

this Abomination think that massive

confectionary globule is destroying

everything in its path

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look it's eating a bowlerama sure is

Jimmy

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getting the National Society of Mines

building

instead of horrible um monster as

completely consumedly off the building

that house almost every single one of

the city's lawyers

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Luke doesn't come up with a way to stuff

this um slithering chocolate well Menace

that's right Hank and we have two

differing theories on how to destroy

this some big blah blah thingy two

theories ajib that's right Hank first

there's the theory of the famed mutant

blob fighter and World Arena nuclear

chocolate physicist Dr Eddie or these

beautiful twins who have degrees in

physical education and French poetry

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since the creature was magnified by a

large dose of microwave pulses we

suggest dropping an atomically charged

bathysphere into the very core of the

monster once inside a pair of volunteers

sealed inside the body sphere must

detonate an experimental anti-flux

microwave pulse deflector b*mb that will

reverse the regenerating cells of the

creature returning it to its normal size

the volunteers of course will most

likely not survive

volunteers did you say

chocolate to play after us k*lling us oh

it's sweet

perfect

there's no time to lose eh there sure

isn't jib the um horrible creatures

about to eat at um TV company

Margaret a giant chocolate souffle is

heading this way it looks like it's

going to eat the building quickly

everyone to my Chopper

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thank you

oh no we forgot the big guy he was doing

a bumper he'll have to fend for himself

hey where'd everybody go

we'll be right back

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eat the science guys

we've entered this new place awaiting

further instructions okay Mr um

completely doomed uh pussycat sir all

you have to do is press that um red

button up here

well obliterated in an electromagnetic

Atomic blast that will suck the life

from every molecule of your very being

in a hideous white blood

that's just a bunch of technical uh

mumbo jumbo that would just bore you

little um Kitty um cat no please

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thank you

jib that's some good

souffleck now I wonder what happened to

those two Brave volunteers who gave

their lives so we might eat this souffle

well duke it is possible that the brave

twosome have simply vanished into some

kind of time space Millennium think of

the things they might see how I envy

them Hank how I envy them

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Sharky it appears we've entered some

kind of new dimension a dimension not

only of second town but mine

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hey Jackie the attention government will

ever really put that D chip in the TV so

that one day people can actually black

out shows that are too dumb to watch

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when we return the moment we've all been

waiting for the final conclusion

absolute last moment of the great

squishy Bears miniseries Rich pair poor

bear those of you who stayed with this

series for the last five straight months

of uninterrupted television viewing

won't want to miss out when we end this

thing and reveal who really stole

's dignity it won't believe it

one more minute tell everybody in

conclusion of the mini series must see

it through must see how it ends can't

live if I don't know oh must be revealed

huh oh no someone at the door

let's see who make sure they didn't tell

me what they wanted less than a minute

so I don't miss my show

no

it said very nice score from next door

who well tends to take his time with

things

maybe I can pretend I'm not home I can

see your eye there I have a word with

you

oh hello Steven huh I uh can I help you

uh

yeah

hello eek well it's third time of year

again myself and my family Steven Junior

Hallie Acorn Gunter and of course my

wife Susan put on a show for the broken

Pet Hospital

foreign

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we were looking to try out our new

Boogie Fever death number on an

unobjective audience well

well a couple of minutes I'd love to

look at yourself

corn Gunter and my wife Susan are very

interested in your opinion as am I hello

equal nice shirt hello oh this is our

cousin Lars he's from Las Vegas he knows

a thing or two about putting on a show

he has agreed to help me and my family

put together our show are you a rabbit

squirrel Stephen where has been hiding

this one oh look at this purple prize I

can't go on unless Ikea is part of the

show me what well eek it seems cousin

Lars is most excited about you joining

our act oh boy I am I joined my family

Steven Jr Halle Acorn Gunter and my wife

Susan in welcoming you into our show

well if it'll help a broken pencil oh I

could just cry I won't too much work to

do come along

and two and three and

oh stop enough you call that a

three-point stance the only points I'm

seeing people are the ones on your heads

you call this Dan thing do you want to

help those broken pets or make them pass

now please it's simple and now you and

two and three and four

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I'm getting a migraine you call yourself

so squirrels take five come on

I'm not sure about the Wardrobe

are you nuts look at you you look

Sensational no hit it

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over there

his name is

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he goes

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all right dancers Let's Take Five eat

another red berry if you've got them

let's get a little air in there it

smells like a barn in here phew

well what have we here oh that's my

neighbor Sharkey he likes to bite me

well he just appeared to be in a bit of

a confused state to Funk if you will boy

he sure does turkey you in there

pleasure is mine I'm sure

well I wonder if he's handsome must

might want to give it to pause as long

as he doesn't know who he is or what

he's doing I've got a perfect job for

him that's right a performing group like

ours can always use a manager

wonderful now go line us up some

performance taste I want the big places

Little Friends

how's it going Sharky long time

show squirrels of fun I'm not too keen

on the kitten if you know what I mean

for Frank that well you're nuts he's a

big star baby he's the man

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yeah yeah of course I remember Chicago

yeah yeah you saved his life so we owes

you one all right Sharkey baby you got a

deal

all right

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well then g*ng it looks like we're in

for quite a drive who wants to k*ll some

time by singing a Happy tune kids no no

no

I don't know

okay then I'll begin here we go now

really happy we're on a bus now we're

really happy we're on a bus now we're

really happy we're on a bus now I'll

sing along Stephen it never hurts to

join in I fly I never could tune so what

are the rest of the lyrics pray Tello

bushy bottom dwan those are all the

lyrics this happy did he have he had no

everybody

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here we go now we're really happy

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thank you

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we've arrived Kumbaya there's a lot of

churches in Vegas this must be a very

spiritual place

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Act

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I can't

I can dump my life

so uh thank you what do you think

terrible will Frank be okay yeah yeah

he's gonna be fine butter he has a

favorite ask yeah you see Frank has a

show at a uh army base out there in the

desert and and you need us to do the

show for him where's this army base we'd

love to help Frank it never hurts to

help

I've heard of this face Area 51 I once

heard that aliens are kept here but

that's silly but of course it is but I

would Frank send us to do a show in the

military base we're our only audience

with the alien

foreign

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