04x03 - Dazed And Eekstremely Confuzed/FrankenKlutter

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oh hey

honey

come on

you

what a ride

eek

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terrible experimental virus the

government accidentally flushed into the

sewer that's right Jim and thankfully we

were able to seal it in the shatterproof

container before the terrible virus had

a chance to mutate enter our City's

drinking water and destroy the world as

it was genetically programmed to do huh

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well hankum looks like we'll be enjoying

bottled water for a while

Billy jump be free jump you big dumb

whale come on

I'm free now what

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coming with me to help cheer up my

little brother Timmy while he's

recovering eek

incredible Elmo it never hurts to help

just out of curiosity what happened to

Kimmy this time oh Akin was terrible

Timmy was in a President's Day clothing

sale

he went to try on a shirt when he walks

in on Rush Limbaugh and his underwear

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the doctor says there's been some

progress

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everything

boy movies are neat you betcha and look

over there there's a real movie director

it's John Landis John Landis director of

History films is the Blues Brothers and

Animal House and Trading Places

what do you mean he's not here how can

we do the scene without him we can't

finish the film I'm sorry John he

accidentally stifled his head to a goat

and the Goat just took off I mean what

can I do about it I have no control over

Destiny this is great just great

you better

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ouch is this moose in the film I don't

remember a scene with the Moose do you

know this moose uh it's an elk sir yeah

oh well sorry but even so we don't need

an elk we need

well

kitten I need to catch Mr Lantern you're

my favorite director listen squeak

acheek we've got a problem see I've got

this big scene coming up and one of our

principal actors just can't make it

there was a situation with a staple g*n

and a goat well sure I hate it when that

happens see there's this crazed tour

developments of escape from the zoo

stampeding through the streets and they

jump over this armpit top picked tar pit

and trampling everything in their path

it looks like they're headed for a bingo

parlor win the only thing that finally

stops this craze trampling out of

control herd of angry elephants from

stepping on these elderly Bingo people

is when they finally crash into this big

watermelon stand and slip on this one

single squashed watermelon a stampede

elephant scene you want to use me as a

principal actor in a stampede elephant

scene sure I'll help you out Mr Landings

they never hurt yourself what part do

you need me to play

wardrobe

quiet

and action

boy Mickey movies is swell

yeah well Hank it looks like we finally

got the Hubble telescope working

properly that's right Jim let's turn it

on and unravel the mysteries of the

universe

if I didn't know any better I'd say that

sure looks like the male model known as

Fabio yes I am Fabio and I hope you will

respect my privacy as although I am

beautiful I'm not like a of me to

be stared like some monkey in a zoo

well Jim that proves it the universe is

not made up of an endless vacuum of

Eternal nothingness like we once

believed the universe is in fact made up

of Fabio sure is Hank well who wants a

light snack pretzels

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hospital before he gets any worse

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thank you

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Elmo incredible Elmo wait up ah there

you are I thought I'd lost you Jimmy

would have been so disappointed I spoke

to his doctor he says Timmy's had a

relapse

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sorry Elmo I got a little sidetracked

I'm just gonna run into that store

invite him some happy comic books to

help him laughing pass the time

yeah nothing but the best for my little

brother see you inside

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thank you

this is Doris stuck or something

oh well it's not going the back way

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all right

these alterations should please you Mr

Limbaugh

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boy it was great seeing you I think

you're doing much better and I'll come

back and miss you every day okay and uh

you may want to wipe your chin here

bye-bye

he's after me look at me

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thank you

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doesn't have a humpback

so where do we start Ryan Wade we're

searching for scientific answers to to

unravel the complex puzzles of the

universe we need to find the the very

sustenance of life itself in other words

where's the snack bar exactly

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who's one day you will know my name sir

I'm okay with a humpback but the apron

is humiliating what kind of mad

scientist Apprentice wears an apron

quietly you'll get a lab coat when you

have earned it so far you have done

nothing to improve my theory that static

electricity can bring inanimate objects

to life yes sir but earlier I did bring

you a nice sandwich quiet flame look

clutter

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I wonder if we might take a closer look

at this bizarre abomination of nature

you have with you you're free take him

home with you if you want to but they

haven't packed actually we were

interested in this these are Abomination

this this living pile

letter we'll see I don't know if I'd

call clutter and Abomination

then again maybe we should

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and where did you find this this

well under my bed excuse me Dr

interrogato why are you so interested in

our clutter oh I'm not really just you

know a scientist always curious I guess

well Flynn come along yeah

yes sir

hey nice apron did you hear that he made

fun of my apron silence

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thank you don't you see theme if I could

figure out what makes a junk pile live I

can unlock the mysteries of reanimation

then I'll finally be taken seriously by

my peers and be allowed to lecture in

real science exhibits instead of these

Junior High gigs and I'll get a real lab

coat yes flame But first you must do

something for me

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if there's a water fountain on the

playground

hey clutter check it out holy bad boy

it's a 1958 Allen flugel first baseman

for the Minnesota hamsters this could be

worth a fortune oh wow look there's

another

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boy this was be my lucky day

you know clutter unless we've been

mistaken for tuna fish or something I'd

say we're in trouble

hey these cards aren't even real hey

Sandy where's coppin clutter

stolen which way did they go

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hey they stole our clutter

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and now you

An Innocent by standard caught up in my

diabolical plan to kidnap this living

clutter and use it for my own evil

purposes I'm sure you have a question

I'll do

oh yeah yeah okay okay here's a question

why why are you holding us c*ptive to

unlock the secrets of this creature

inanimate objects to life say toasters

I can have them do my bidding and human

civilization as we know it will be mine

to undermine and eventually it is strong

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how do we stop the Mad scientists we're

just a couple of kids step out of it man

backup's on the way I'm sure Sandy and

Vanna have gotten help by now in a

trailer with a balloon on top trailer

with a balloon on top well sure go on

and the boys went to save our stuff this

clutter and they jumped on a rub hanging

from the trailer

well I'm sure they'll return before

their wings get too tired

why is it so hard to talk to adults no

to remove whatever it is that breathes

life and try and turn it into this

two-star

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we've done it look it's alive it's

don't you see

it's only toasted one slice of bread I

hate my life better at all your fault

you him and now you must pay huh

mom was right I should have just stuck

with a dental assistant gig

and now it's your turn oh no you don't

yeah stop right there or um

good work clutter funnel are you

Joe went around and soon uh excuse me

mister but I think your other slice of

toast is burning say what

oh well that is a problem

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try it we're in a burning blimp what are

we gonna do

I'm glad we didn't bring any

marshmallows clutter get us out of here

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once again

I'm repentant unscathed and unpunished

about evil Deeds

a mad scientist you say that he has this

accomplished not only as fleem who wears

an apron huh

well it's a great story kids but how do

you explain the guys right over there hi

boys they seem fine to me except they're

still surrounding themselves with that

pile of clutter are you boys okay the

girls seem to think you were sucked into

some kind of big balloon oh wow you know

how Sandy and Vanna can be mom sometimes

they're full of hot air

I like your story girls but I know

better than anybody nothing exciting

ever happens around in this town nothing

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thank you

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