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03x13 - Natural Bored Kittens / Lizard Of Aaaahs

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

03x13 - Natural Bored Kittens / Lizard Of Aaaahs

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oh hey

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honey

this way

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what a ride

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Kumbaya now I can enjoy the squishy

Bears TV show utilizing the miracle of

virtual reality

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oh okay look guys it's our favorite pal

hello

how are you hi squishy Bears boy I feel

like I'm right there with you gee this

sure was worth the 30 000 million

squishy bar wrappers I sent in to get it

well then

be a sport and grab onto your shots

cause you are in for the rest of your

life incredible virtual reality it's not

a lifelike

oh boy now we're going up and up

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nothing oh my God this is

there well

having fun so far boy I sure am you know

this is so we're glad

we're having fun too but the next drops

a doozy oh yeah it really feels like I'm

going higher and higher and higher oh

boy this is gonna be really neat I truly

feel like I'm way up in the air baby

oh

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foreign

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sounds like someone's in trouble

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hey over here here boy

come on this way

thank you

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foreign

my friend don't you start away uneasy

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the slums will endure

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phew we better wait up here until Sharky

calms down and goes away

it looks like he's gonna be here for a

while

oh man

what are we gonna do till he goes away

nothing going on up here we're gonna be

bored I know eek tell us a story yeah he

tell us a story yeah tell us tell us

we'll see did I ever tell you about the

time I was just a young kitten foreign

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you want me to now help by pressing the

button well then by golly I'll be glad

to help Uncle Michael

push the button now what can I do huh

how can I help now huh

this

ah yes I know how you can help

I've made a very special invention

Maddie and I need a test Kitty oh boy

it never hurts to help what am I gonna

test Uncle Matt oh

it's my new space guide lady I want to

make sure my maps are correct I need to

see if my coordinates land you on the

moon

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wow I'm going to the Moon me you got it

Uncle Mac but uh well what if I missed

the move what if your space coordinates

are all wrong

we'll just cross that bridge when we get

to it you got it uncle back have a good

trip lad bring me something back

oh yeah

how did I ever let that little furry

grave push this button

well Jim we finally got the Hubble

telescope working we sure did Hank now

let's take a look out of the vast

expanse and endless space and see what

we can see

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well I think it appears the Hubble

telescope now has a perfectly clear

overhead view of Heather lockler and

sure does jib

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Milan's lunch

I made it Uncle Max book of space

coordinates for Ray I gotta get back and

tell him

who are you

why were the inhabitants of the Moon of

course we were inadvertently sealed in

the moon's core by a terrible lunar

volcanic tragedy that occurred millions

of years ago

it's pretty cold in here you're not

gonna eat me are you

silly we only eat clear plastic bubbles

bubbles grow in abundance on our lunar

Gardens on the surface and now a great

savior of the Moon people is there a way

we might repay you for free you guys

well gee if you could I wouldn't mind a

little push to send me back to my uncle

Matt's house and let him know his book

is toward Mr a-okay

then it is goodbye please take this back

to Earth as a token of our gratitude it

is the most valuable thing we Moon

people can pass on to you Earth people

what a nice Earth creature but look

Professor glove you blob the moon's

surface is completely changed since we

thrived here our food supply is gone

there's not a clear plastic bubble a

little bit of broad or shiny bit of tin

foil plants growing anywhere what shall

we eat

that's one small step for man

holds beneath I finally completed a

device that will revolutionize the world

as we know it our electric was getting

that little powerful fuzzball out of my

hair for a few minutes and I come up

with this and now now with my greatest

invention ever completed I'll be rich

rich

here Uncle Matt I made it to the moon

and I brought you something back just

like yes it's a gift from the Moon

people

what what

happened

to me

and that's where the common cold came

from

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it was a gift from my friends the

inhabitants of the Moon

yeah righty that was the most boringest

story I've ever heard yeah I almost fell

asleep come on you guys Sharky's gone

let's get out of here yeah if you if you

come up with any really good stories let

us know eek

inhabitants of the Moon

he's common cold oh brother

excuse me young Earthlings

tell us where a guy can grab a bite of

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thank you

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Thirsty's Thunder lizards they foil our

evil plans at every turn if what have

you come up with to put an end to those

medicine monstrosities yes your violence

the terrible fundaments Won't Last a

minute against these six hideous

mechanical scenes

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horrible this but uh I think the one on

the end can be excused

laughs

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I never liked that one

proceed first we must track the three

Thunder lizards where there'll be no

Escape but through these five robotic

fields and I have a foolproof plan

excellent Beth keep me informed the rest

of you follow me my roots need

highlighted what henna is less damaging

and I'm not doing the rent

oh Bill come on silly man I know you're

here somewhere you can't hide from your

best buddy I've got a great new

invention for you to try I call it a

sponge we wash with it

time to make a hurting stop

hmm I wonder if he's off trying to drink

from the lava flow again

oh dear it sounds like a mastodon fell

on poor scooter oh how tragic what will

I do all alone with no one to make my

life a living

I wonder if there's some kind of meter

to gauge the kind of pain I'm about to

experience

hmm that was a rather soft Landing it's

as if something broke my fall I love my

life

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when does the morning stop

I hate my love

humans they toy with us with a terrible

w*r cry good one Squad but can you do

this

you're a super tooth hey hey

I need your undivided attention these

humans are too horrible to imagine they

are a force more hideous than anything

we've ever encountered

where are you uh g dog don't you mean

almost more hideous than anything we've

encountered what was that Squadron

Galapagos is great they end up and be

counted that's not what

I want to see you three back at

headquarters right now but General it

took us three weeks by foot to reach our

current insertion point don't worry

it should be over your position right

about now yes General weekend

terrible Thunder losers reporting for

Duty General good send them in

General well the terrible Thunder

lizards each of you take a seat now

that's really nice France

see ya I mean sit in the chairs here now

we have received word that the evil

thugasaurs have devised a plan to Ambush

you three ridiculous reptiles and do

away with you normally I wouldn't care

but you have not yet completed your

mission and annihilated the humans

therefore you're still on our dental

plan and we can't afford to have you

blown up or harmed until your health

plans have expired that's very kind of

cute

how have you combined the secret

dougasol information General a spy doc

we've got a Dino on the inside

hey fellas ever notice the new guy never

takes his hat off

oh it must be Me Go Fish

this Source tells us the thuggles plan

on radioing in a fake distress signal to

lure you into a trap deep inside the X

zone some kind of bucks Canyon where

you'll be easily ambushed and then

excuse me General Galapagos I'm sorry to

interrupt sure but we're receiving an

emergency SOS transmission from deep

inside the X zone oh SOS put it on the

main screen corporal toadim

inside the X zone in this little box

canyon that only has one way in or out

they won't last long that bottom water

General we must help them we can deal

with the thugasaurs later well I guess

we have no choice doc Everyone likes

whales hate these things but so hungry

Must Eat to Live

better eat these

hey Bill look what I found in the woods

what do you make of this crazy thing

give me that how could you be such a

numbskull scooter it's absolutely clear

what this is it is obviously well look

at it it's all moist and juicy it's cold

foreign

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someone left a bunch of peeled bananas

no more wasting time with these

guys

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ah a cute jungle slug would you like a

banana

otherwise we just crossed into the X

zone

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there's no hurting stop

these ridiculous Thunder lizards should

be falling into our trap any minute

why

we're at we're hit man we're going down

man we're going down

yeah we must jump we're gonna get out

just in time

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maybe not

okay

oh Bill where are you buddy huh all

right stop one there you are silly man

I've been looking all over for you it

looks like you've been kind of all over

everything hey neat you know what this

is the perfect time to show you my

latest invention I call it centrifugal

force see it relates to my other theory

about gravity remember see when

something spins fast enough like in this

bucket even liquids it remains in one

spot and doesn't fall out stop

see you're liquid but you stay in the

bucket as long as I am

well looks like I'm gonna have to build

a whole new bucket all right so you're

gonna have to build a noose go

foreign

s they will never Escape once they get

in here not until our evil robot army

have had their way with them

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wait I hear something

oh

under lizards that's right marrow mouth

and I'm afraid your little robot Pals

one can offer you might help then it's

just you and us

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that's that boys another day another

pile of bones put to sleep yeah dog it's

a great day we can pound a bad guy

think about that now we've got some

beached whales to find it's a big jungle

so we better get searching

oh

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[Laughter]

I never like that robot I tell you I

never liked him

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