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03x08 - Eeksy Rider / A Sharkdog Day Afternoon

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

03x08 - Eeksy Rider / A Sharkdog Day Afternoon

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leggings

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thank you

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graceful day

it sure is Annabelle and I couldn't

think of a more lovely and graceful

dance partner to waltz with oh

you say the sweetest things

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thanks for keeping me that magnificent

dance Annabelle I'll eat you were

glorious I'm just sorry I stepped on

your feet so many times it was worth it

Annabelle bye

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just as shiny as a really shiny thing

and look I put baseball cards in the

spokes just listen to this

really is boss Wendy Elizabeth oh Mom I

just know I'm gonna win the best bike

contest Ever After the Metropolis bike

is on this afternoon I'm sure you will

honey because I have the coolest bike

ever in the whole world

huh

my bubble rings

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that will never win the Best Buy contest

I'll be a nobody forever

I'm gonna lock myself in the basement

till I'm Jaws even ride a bike

I wouldn't do that Wendy Elizabeth JB

misplaced his puff at her snake down

there

please come out of the basement honey

credit Wendy Elizabeth you're gonna

scare my sky

poor Winnie Elizabeth who'd believe a

broken ding dong could cause so much

hurting hey I know there's still plenty

of time before the bike show I'll take

Wendy's Belling to get fixed I should be

back by the time they get her out of the

basement I'll do it

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look what I've just discovered mama is

out of a tummy medicine mittens

now you'll be a good little monkey bar

and get me some juice in the convenience

spot you can take that new bicycle the

contraption I bought you

let me get the gate for you little

snuggle bunny baby

no my little mittens just loves his

mommy so much

that was harsh man

hey mittens mittens hey mittens

where are you headed oh man I'm off to

get some prune juice man another

Pinnacle in my exciting life man hey the

convenience Marsh right by the bike

store we can ride together hey it's

groovy man

right arm bro groovy it's groovy it sure

is mittens we're gonna have a really

cool time no throw to this it's all

groovy it grows in the round man

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it'll soften the crack

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yeah we could have been really hurt man

oh man

well what have we here

looks like a couple of Hep cats on bikes

you're coming with me I'm a licensed

feline man this is Animal Control

harassment man I'll just run your paw

prints through the computer to see who

you deviants really are

you do that man dictator man don't worry

mittens as soon as this little mishap is

cleared up I'm sure we'll be released in

the meantime let's make the most of our

situation

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you know looks so good what happened

I don't remember hmm well if your head

hurts that much here you should use this

extra pillow

I guess saying I'm sorry isn't going to

give you back the feeling in your brain

but I'll write you three your license is

check out but if I catch any of you

doing anything stupid again you ain't

walking out so easy you can count on us

here doing stupid things it's the last

thing on our minds

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oh it's beautiful out here on the open

road wind in your fur isn't it mittens

oh

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oh

man my

man it's busted

that's okay mittens you can ride with me

and Sharky we'll help you get that prune

juice no matter week it's the cat is

that you incredible Elmo what are you

doing here am I ever glad to see you I'm

racing in today's bicycle race I need

the cash prize money for my little

brother Timmy's operation what happened

to Timmy this time incredible Elmo oh he

got his bulbous bottom stuck in that

wicker chair it's gonna take liposuction

to shrink his behind and get him out of

there I'm sure we'd all like to see the

day when little Kimmy can toss away that

chair Elmo but how can we help oh eek my

racing bike has developed a snag it's

not nearly as fast as when I first

bought it I'll tell you why it's not as

fast as it used to be man someone stole

the wheels man Kumbaya no wheels boy

that's a really important part of a

racing bike I'll bet I'm doomed

and now Timmy will be stuck in that

chair forever we won't let that happen

incredible Elmo you can use this fight

it's the fastest in the land and I know

that was your desire to win to help your

brother you shall pedal Swift and Shore

um well I'm eek would you mind pedaling

uh my ingrown hoof is k*lling me today

you got an incredible Elmo we'll all

work together as a team it never hurts

to help

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um

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push it push it feel the burn

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it's over man

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turkey what a great idea that club will

add just enough Lanes to give us the

lead

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our winner at first one across the

Finish Line

he gets prize money

bye-bye you hear that to me I get it I

did it

shaking her eyes and do your supplies

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oh man this is beautiful man beautiful

I'm out of here later

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and official blinds play today

commemorative ships

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leak the cat eat the cat wins our fourth

place prize a brand new bicycle bear

Kumbaya

every time I hear that Bell it will fill

my heart with Christmas joy

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all right you hold it right there

oh man busted

all right you you're coming with me but

but man you're the dog catcher I'm a cat

man oh really well how do I know you're

not just a very clever dog disguised as

a cat

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I need your neck

and your clothes

oh man this is beautiful man

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we now return to free Billy the story of

a k*ller whale finally freed from his

aquarium who then finds work as a school

bus driver in a small New England town I

I can't do this I I hate this can't

breathe need water

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hello huh what

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have you seen this dog

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um well he looks a little like no no I I

can't say I do know this did you say

this is a dog

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I'll be back

hey Sharky

yes I know I'm not welcome over here I'm

really sorry I accidentally burned down

your dog house but you gotta understand

that flare g*n looked exactly like my

blow dryer but it looks like you've done

a really good job rebuilding it and the

guest house is a lovely addition

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well see there was a dog catcher over my

house he was looking for you and he

looked meaner than any of the others his

eyes seemed to well glow

okay Sharky if you're not worried I'm

not worried

oh well Sharky at least the guest house

is okay

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Sharky that dog catcher can do some

pointers about road safety

he's no dog catcher he's a sharknader

look out

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Sharkey listen to me carefully you must

come with me if you want to live the

future of canine existence depends on it

hey this sounds neat is there any way I

can help yes you could prove most useful

gee

okay Sharky he's gone you can take off

the bulletproof vest

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I think I have yoga poisoning

you're so mad at him and why someone is

lovely as you is putting her dog ears on

the line for him my name is Tara I come

from the future

in the year 2096 Animal Control is run

by Sky pet systems and becomes fully

operational in 2098 completely run by

computers

in 2099 dog catchers are fully automated

in the year 2010 the robots go mental

they pick up all dogs even domestic pets

with collars and bells and everything

they put them in the pound where they

force them to learn humiliating tricks

thank you

great canine leader Rose From the Ashes

of a world gone mad

his name is Sparky

Sparky is Sharky's great great grandson

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Sharky Saves the World our own little

Sharky this guy Sharky can only save the

world if he lives the evil robotic dog

catcher sent a Sharknado back in time to

make sure that Sharkey here never has

puppies so that Sparky is never born to

lead the canine Rebellion

sent by the canine resistance to protect

Sharky

Chucky says he appreciates it but he can

take care of himself

you fail to understand this is a

sharkinator a squashing machine and he

will not stop until Sharky is crushed oh

well we were not aware now I have to get

you two out of here we have to find

somewhere that is totally safe follow me

this way through here

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we've got to appropriate that hog

it's not a hog I mean not really that's

20 Elizabeth I'm talking about the bike

her Wheels

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here he comes eat a little faster

Sharky we have to do something

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foreign

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Hiding Place get down someone's coming

you're all right in there huh just fine

thank you good cause you ran

my Cannon where's my Cannon

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the Hubble telescope's finally working

look at that they can actually make out

creatures millions of light years away

this is remarkable we see you give us a

message tell us something about your

civilization

oh well I guess it wasn't anything

important let's have lunch

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good job eek are you okay I'm fine and

Fifi this way quickly

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over there is

first attraction

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waiting to happen coaster

can't run much more YouTube go go on

I'll try to slow him down to save canine

future My Sacrifice myself don't try to

stop me sucky and Tara don't turkey Tara

well Sharky this looks like the end for

us I failed my mission I'm sorry

if only I could understand you a great

dog savior

to go at least it'll be in your arms

or at least now he can go knowing

finally he has felt true love he says

that if you aren't the most wonderful

gal he's ever met his name is in Turkey

Bartholomew shark dog the third Sharky

Bartholomew shark dog the third

that's Sharky's full name but I was sent

to protect a Sharky Ulysses shark dog

III yeah that's who I'm supposed to be

terminating Sharky Ulysses shark dog III

from Cleveland well this is Metropolis

we got the wrong shark dog I don't

believe this this is just great

oh no you don't not without me

well it was nice meeting you good luck

to uh both of you

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