02x16 - Chariots of Fur / Honey I Shrunk The Cat

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oh hey

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huh

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thank you

thank you

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what a ride

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around the runners in the Metropolis

Marathon while we sit idly by enjoying a

lovely picnic a week it should be joyous

I'll leave a shock you were here to

enjoy it with us yeah well you know

Sharky Annabelle patriotic Warriors is

on TV and Sharky never misses an episode

he's in a better place

Behemoth and Wanda the terribly put out

pencil Pusher from the motor vehicle

department

oops

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here Annabelle this looks like a great

spot to watch the race

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come on we have a perfect view of the

racehorse and look Annabelle it's the

incredible Elmo boy he sure looks in

shape just look at him Flex those

antlers I ain't incredible Elmo over

here

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are you okay incredible Elmo uh I'm just

fine Aunt Fifi oh you're the greatest

here incredible Elmo are you ready for

the big race you betcha I have to win

the prize money so my little brother

Timmy can have an operation he's run out

of gravity

Kumbaya I hope you win incredible Elmo

it's in the bag little kitty just look

at my opponents there's Dakota the

dysfunctional turtle

and over there is Ingram The Inchworm he

doesn't even have feet I can win I can

win I have the tiger I am the tiger

I am squashed like a bug I am squashed

like a bug

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oh wait look that's the amazing Seymour

the sloth the fastest marathon runner in

the whole world

Mr sloth Mr sloth you have any comment

for your millions of fans I'd just like

to say to kids everywhere to stay off

drugs stay in school and remember

professional Athletics is not all about

winning it's about sportsmanship about

being decent and fair and honest oh Mr

sloth you're my hero could I have your

autograph

ten bucks kid oh no I can't beat that

sloth he looks like a champion yeah well

that Mr sloth may be a severely Swift

marsupial but that doesn't mean he's any

kind of challenge to such a powerful elk

as yourself I can't beat that sloth I'm

no good I'm no good hello always

remember that he who is hailed Aloft in

the loving arms of good friends can

always overcome any and all obstacles oh

look there's the ice cream vendor

she's right Elmo let's not forget you're

a great long distance Runner the only

time I ever run that fast or even faster

is when turkey the shark dog is trying

to bite my little purple hiney

hmm I'm sure you're right little kitty

but uh hmm I seem to have turned my

running shirt I wonder if you could lend

me a paw your Elmo it never hurts to

help just gotta make a few uh quick

alterations

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oh and uh I better resole my running

shoes

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now if you're just wait here I'll uh go

find a suitable button that'll really

pull the Ensemble together

you got an incredible Elmo boy there's

no better feeling than helping an elk

regain his dignity hmm

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we've been waiting

waiting

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I'm eek the Cat and I'm sure having fun

out here

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I mean Kumbaya I hope Sharky doesn't

catch me playing with his satellite dish

hey this would make a neat Hammer

uh oh there he is

I'll bet you'll never catch me Sharky

I'll beat you to the park

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the news to the starting line please

Runners to the starting line

uh oh Elmo better hurry or you'll miss

the race

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are positively scandalous

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thank you

Runners take your marks Eye of the Tiger

Eye of the Tiger

incredible Elmo better hurry up and make

his alterations he might miss the race

and it looks like Timmy's gravity

problem is getting worse it's a

beautiful view of the Metropolis race

track from up here in the Timmy Flynn

baby it sure is for what a beautiful day

for a race

oh goody that must be incredible

Elmo oh he started he's making good time

he's he's he's he's Sharky

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wait a minute I'm a champion here I'm

the guy on the cereal box back on it no

but Loose clean feline's gonna turn my

world upside down

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who can imagine that a marathon could be

so exciting

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I will not be outrun by that metalsome

cat I gotta somehow win this race it

appears little Timmy's getting worse

Houston this is Timmy come here

oh sure maybe it's Overkill but I'd hate

to lose any of my celebrity endorsements

to that cat

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isn't that just typical no I gotta get a

whole new fuse and set this up somewhere

else

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hey I caught something my trap worked

oh

fireworks who believe a day in the park

could be so romantic come on let's go

for a walk

how

it just leather quiet quality time

together

only 10 more good miles to go running

out of strikes don't know if I can go on

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I'll help you I'll get some water

you're gonna be all right Sharky

something tells me that wasn't a good

thing

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can't feel my legs

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let's go

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well once more a victory is at hand and

I'll be able to use that prize money for

the betterment of mankind and nah I'll

just buy a new set of golf clubs that

bloated purple cat is still in my tail

nah give up must win right there

boys are here you look like you just got

jilted by your dream girl or something

oh well that silly cat will never catch

up to me in a million huh

bye

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I Hate You lyrics to hell

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foreign

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the brilliant military Sciences

Professor Elmo is going to show us his

newest invention that'll make the world

a better place

come on Turkey I think we go this way

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you think such a top secret military

establishment would be a little better

gardening

foreign

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looks like some kind of booby trap

Trigger or something

oh well I guess I was wrong

boy what a neat place I can't even

imagine what kind of diabolical themes

might want to sneak in here and uncover

a military secret or shoe not to mention

I hear the commentary years actually

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so Professor uh Elmo after squandering

billions of taxpayer dollars you claim

to have finally perfected your shrinko

ray you betcha

well yes I'm sure you're all aware the

first live subject I shrunk was a number

of years ago

I found this volunteer in an Army

hospital and we spot in Germany the man

had lost his memory after consuming an

overdose of chili filled Donuts

the shrinkage wasn't success but

unfortunately I lost the subject and

never was able to find him and I never

did find out who this Brave young man

was to thank him for donating his size

to science today I have a much better

grasp on the workings of my amazing

machine now observe as I will

demonstrate by my newly shrinking this

watermelon oh that's uh my head

Professor elk oh sorry I mean this

watermelon

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oh

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my God Chucky you're Chinese

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isn't that interesting that mountain

looks just like Professor Elmo and look

it's it's sewing hmm now where did that

watermelon go hi professor Elmo I think

we fell in a hole or something and you

know maybe what the heck are you

it's all over my scientific equipment

probably ate the watermelon

oh Professor Elmo call me crazy but I

think those uh bugs who are sweating may

have been an unwitting dog and cat who

inadvertently stumbled into your uh

experimental device oh I need

I knew now we'll just have to find them

and make them big again they must be

frightened and vulnerable I've got to

save them yeah help

don't worry Mr fly we'll help you

your friends you have exposed my rules

we're sorry Mr fly you seem to be in

trouble we thought a spider was gonna

eat you food

was I was the hunter the spiders the

prey a big fat spider you would have

made a lovely quiche hey I'm a French

flag The Gourmet my taster how you say

it's important now you have ruined

everything you must pay with your lives

oh God

quick turkey under the couch

oh Sharky if I didn't know any better

I'd say those scary things are dust

bunnies

what should we do stand back man

at least dust bunnies are ruthless you

don't want to thank all these fellas

especially if you got Alex hey I know

you you look just like that guy in the

stamp not the old fat one but the

younger version I'm not sure who I am

man around here folks just call me Winky

Winky the Dust Bunny Slayer now come on

man save yourselves but winky you go on

man just don't forget me and if we'll

meet again bring me one of those peanut

butter sandwiches fried in bacon grease

in it they got me

that winky here was nice he raised in

his life so then we might

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so we'll have you fixed in a jiffy

boy it'll be need to be big again thank

goodness our lives are in the hands of

Brave Professor Elmo

Professor Elmo we called in the greatest

scientific Minds we could produce on

such short notice to help you save the

lives of your dear shrunken friends

Unfortunately they disagree on how to

fix your magnificent device only you can

decide which brilliant scientist's

Theory to follow

differing theories you say well uh who

are these scientists well first there's

the brilliant doctor ready or these

beautiful twins who got high B's in high

school biology class before they

graduated early to become swimsuit

models

I take it you've been successful with

those uh incredibly intricate

modifications that are very lives depend

on just about got it

and here we go

she's swine she will pay for her

gastronomic meddling

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let's see how you like it

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okay I'm ready to try this again and

here we go

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hmm nothing's happening Brave Professor

Elmo

the molecular restructurizer was damaged

by the fly so we had to rename you at

minimal power your growth will be slower

but you two are definitely growing you

should expect to reach full growth in

one hour you hear that turkey we're

gonna be big again Dr Elmo Dr Elmo

the terrible tragedy during the speech

president parole inhaled the raisin

through his nose modern surgery can't be

used to remove the raisin as it is too

close to the president cerebellum

The Eyes Of The Nation turned to you

Professor Elmo you are our only hope

yeah the president's in trouble I wish

there was something we could do to help

are you thinking what I'm thinking

Professor Elmo you better

uh well Professor Elmo I actually had

another thought in mind

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yeah

and get out before we grow too big look

Sharky there it is come on eat to

science guys gathering around monitoring

equipment into science guys have located

raisin they're in they're in

yay this is truly a momentous occasion

in the annals of scientific research we

may well be witness to Mankind's

greatest achievement ever hey guys

Melrose Place is on

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hey you two save yourselves man

I can handle these hemoglobins winky oh

that's winky the hemoglobin Slayer from

now on man I don't know go on it hey

what's that say

squeaky Sharky grab onto the ration

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but yeah we got the racing out of the

president's brain and now we're big

again this is great gee I hope it's okay

that we left the submarine behind

I'm trying to tell you y'all better

sneezed it down what are you people

staring at huh

boy Mr winky the hemoglobin Slayer we

never would have made it without your

help I was nothing little kitty now it's

off to find out who I really am in this

big big world

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here's a switch team hanky to remember

me bye

you're winky no one's ever given me one

of those before good luck gosh what an

ekai I wonder if we'll ever see him

again

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switch State hanky wait a minute

the greatest entertainer in the history

of rock and roll

um

oh man

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laughs

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