02x13 - The Unbearable Lightness of Being Scooter / Mountain Groan

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uh yeah

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here comes

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best get out of the ways

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oh

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that is thunder lizards

not at ease

now i want to know the status of your

hunt for those two mankinds why haven't

you squashed them yet well gee sir

they're they're pretty tiny and

squirrely and clever and they're hiding

in the x-zone sir tuga-sore territory

very dangerous we just need more time

sir i want them caught now

the boys at r d have a little something

that will help you sniff out those

humans

gentle saul say hello to the ships the

greatest tracking pitot on earth if

fleshy can't sniff out those humans no

one can

this time those humans won't stand a

chance

why why why can't i just sit and be

comfortable

could be because you're sitting on that

nest of angry army ants bill

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when does it stop don't you worry bill

i've invented just the thing to solve

this problem

here bill i built it for you to be

comfortable now all we have to do is

find a level spot to place it on

there i call it a chair you sit in it

and it's comfortable i i just sit in it

that's it doesn't spin or explode or fly

or pull my hair out or burst into flames

like all your other stupid inventions

phil trust me those days are over i'm

gonna start inventing simple things

things that will only make our lives

more comfortable well i guess just

sitting couldn't hurt could it

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see buddy pretty swell huh yeah i must

confess scooter this is much better than

the damn bug-ridden ground then i

thought you were gonna get me into

another big mess but no no scooter this

time you really didn't huh

are you happy now scooter you put the

chair that i am now sitting in on top of

quicksand boy it's a good thing i didn't

place the dinette set there don't you

worry buddy i'll get you out of this

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don't you worry buddy you're safe now

huh

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they're mocking us trying to scare us

trying to freak us out mommy i mean guys

now is the time to let this terrible

creature do his thing go flesh it bring

us to humans

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oh may i ask you something why why do

you hate me

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mommy

our evil plan is completion your

vileness here under our feet is the

decoy

i see

so uh we're going to hide under this

blanket and sneak into jurassic city ah

no oh great vacuum-headed one we shall

inflate this dirigible with this gas our

evil scientists have discovered

the magic gas comes from a mysterious

origin and makes things float

wonderful when this durable is inflated

with this mysterious gas we shall float

over jurassic city disguised as the

trilobite snack food blip once in their

territory we will joyfully pelt those

dopey dinosaurs with bee

the bombs in your head knows no equal oh

heinous one now i'd like you all to join

me in my evil lair i have new carpeting

put in and i'd like your opinion

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well we'll have to do this again

sometime

the sh*t's got something boys he's got

the humans hold up in that big red

cactus

no this is not right there are no humans

here it is something else this cactus

holds some mysterious attraction to this

animal

there you are you big silly always nappy

time for bill huh

well i'll be you sure found a nice place

for a snooze right under this

honeysuckle tree i love this stuff

boy are we ever in luck

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a wooly mammoth landed on my head and my

week just started i can't believe this

can't get anything out of this one bill

i hey when did you fall down that hole

scooter what have you done to yourself

you look awful go on a diet well i don't

know bill but i feel very very light

what

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this time the picture is right they are

this way oh no scooter it's those

thunderless as i want to pour hands off

quick behind this tree

ow

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wow

there's no humans here just this

deflated dirigible

you're right cutter it's a replica of

the trilobite snack food blend

oh i love trilobites bet you can't eat

just its head

but who would be out here trying to make

a fake blimp that could undetected fly

into jurassic air space giving the blimp

rider an opportunity to b*mb the good

citizens of jurassic city who indeed

i think a throw rug is more appropriate

avocado why avocado it's so dull i would

have gone with shag but that's just me

thunder lizards that is right numbskull

and we're on to your devious plot really

well maybe you would enjoy playing a

part in our little scenario huh

yes i think it would be more interesting

if the terrible thunder lizards

fugitives from justice already were

involved in the bombing of jurassic city

there now

history will put the blame on you three

and we tugger swords we look like nice

guys compared to you that's a bad thing

right cutter yes squad i'd say being

blown up by a bee b*mb over your

hometown could fit nicely in the bad

things category you will never get away

with this just watch

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gee guys i guess thuggo doesn't have a

leg to stand on

well i don't care

the blimp is nearly inflated and you

three are doomed

fred not bone boy

it's okay buddy i gotcha you can let go

of that tree

i always said douglas view of himself

was over inflated here your crew one

your appendage is

payback time you calcium rich boneheads

they won't get far what's that doc a

discus b b*mb very accurate when hitting

moving targets

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don't tell me that didn't just happen

guys i can't do that squat

you happy now scooter we're stuck

floating around in the sky forever now

bill this can't go on forever i'm bound

to run out of whatever it is that's

keeping me afloat in the meantime why

don't we just enjoy ourselves here let's

play a game

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all day

well guys once again we've saved

jurassic city from the evil thughsaurs

and once again no one will ever know and

once again those elusive humans have

escaped us this pitasaur was of no use

the general's gonna be mad when he finds

out this pitosaur couldn't find a human

if it were the size of a barn and fell

on its head

oh well guys there's always tomorrow

oh too bad i was starting to like the

little guy hey

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three two three

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to go camping up here in the great

outdoors it's so majestic up here in

mount metropolis

and it's so romantic too my cuddly

little purple mountain lion

and it was especially helpful of the

squishy bears and elmo to volunteer to

carry all your stuff

this is madness whatever is in these

packs better be of importance to this

survival what jeep here of course

annabelle's only packed something useful

and important why else would she bring

it

hey you guys come on we found a swell

campsite

oh boy it's about time my handlers were

starting to mold oh great don't bother

to help with the help i'll be fine all

on my alone i have nothing but the times

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this looks like it's gonna places they

need to set up camp right next to this

tranquil stream

it sure is just look the whole area is

surrounded by this beautiful purple red

ivy plant life

and we're right below this magnificent

rock formation

and there's all this interesting natural

insect love

why me why is it always me

come on squishy bears let's go collect

some firewood and make a glorious

campfire i'll stay here and stop making

some moz

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can i help can i help

you i'd better remember to put on more

bug repellent bugs seem to like me

who wouldn't boy that's a some a big

footprint

i'd hate to meet this fella in the dark

wooded area where i was all alone after

being chased by a bunch of bugs

say what the heck's that smell

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well hello there big fella if i didn't

know any better i'd say you were uh

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a big fan

what was that i wouldn't worry about

that puffy there's just all kinds of

colorful animals out here in the

wilderness and some of them sing out

like that

gee maybe elmo ran into some kind of a

wild animal well

there's no dangerous animals in this

gentle forest

oh eek are you sure i've never been more

sure of anything in my life annabelle

huh

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why me why is it always me

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hey everybody i just thought of

something where's pierre

hmm

oh no i hope he didn't become separated

from us and get lost that would be

terrible pierre oh pierre

oh my gosh

jumping forest fairies

what do you think happened to him i i

don't know puffy hey you guys look

it looks like some kind of a struggle

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hello hi

mommy

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what is it what's after us wants to

become of us

snap out of it puffy gee thanks once was

i needed that we've got to remain calm

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elmo what did you see before what was it

you gotta tell us

big

oh i know smelled bad good one puffy

your turn annabelle

turn up

oh dear the bears have been eating my

big turn up uh i think i'm insane teeth

annabelle lots of teeth uh-huh

hmm a big smelly thing with lots of

teeth sounds like a dentist with bo or

something we all just better be really

careful while we look for those missing

bears

oh eek what's happening this is just

like a cheap horror film hey i saw that

one it was called the hapless camper boy

that was a scary scene when that one

dumb character stopped and lagged behind

his fellow campers out of nowhere that

rope went around his neck and he got

snatched away by that kooky madman who

had like a like a hockey puck for a head

wow that sure was scary

i'm glad nothing like that happens in

real life

hey you guys wait up

oops we better turn back guys this is a

dead end

don't say

dead

hey you guys where's elmo i uh

hey now once once is gone oh no

something fishy is going on we better

stay close and watch every step everyone

put a hand on the person in front of

them that way we'll never be separated

i've got my hand on you week and puffy

has sand on me and i've got my cute

little paw on annabelle's shoulder and

the big smelly hairy guy has his paw on

me

good now we'll all just stay in line and

we'll be fine and say wait a minute what

big hairy smelly guy

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phew we're okay now you guys

well um except there's one little bad

bee in our honey jar guys

could you uh toss us that rope what's

the magic word

no silly arg isn't right

please

that's it

oh wait hurry up

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almost

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my hero thanks for holding a roll puffy

oh no now puppy has disappeared

it must have been that awful bigfoot

monster whatever will we do

i bet one of these flowers will make

annabelle feel better here annabelle

bishop

no i'm all alone now this is terrible

i'll never go camping again

you

what have you done with my

lady please i was only walking through

the woods looking for something i

misplaced my big shoe

because you're bigfoot

exactly people fear me they scream and

run away it gets old i only wish to be

free to live in the wilds unmolested to

have a life of peaceful tranquility

also an occasional game of golf is nice

but if you aren't the one who's taking

all my friends who is i don't know lady

oh say there's my shoe

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what the hell

don't worry

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you you buy a dog i think he just felt

bad to be left out of the camping strip

annabelle and somehow inside his tiny

overheated little head this doggy brain

told him that devouring all your friends

was the best way to get your attention

he says he knows now that was wrong

especially because mr bigfoot here was

too stinky to eat

really

is that me

oh sharky if i'd known he wanted to come

capping he would have been more than

welcome come on everyone let's go have

some smalls

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i want you to have my toasted

marshmallow as a token of our friendship

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so

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