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02x09 - Let's Make A Wheel / Night On Squishy Mountain

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

02x09 - Let's Make A Wheel / Night On Squishy Mountain

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hey

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help

free to catch the two

humans they're going to make it

day here comes squ and

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cut you best get out of the

way they're terrible funder

liard they terrible fund

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liard

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[Applause]

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I have located the humans they are just

below us we go

now Doc weren't you piloting the

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chopper don't worry about it fellas

we'll be okay we got plenty of

Provisions I packed three backpacks full

of food just in case an emergency like

this came up thank goodness great

thinking Squad we can always count on

you buddy okay guys time to pop our

sh**t someone tells me that wasn't a

good thing

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man hey morning Bill old buddy had a

wonderful shower great day huh say what

you working on looks Mighty interesting

whatever it is what is it Bill huh you

can tell me no no no wait I'll bet I can

guess it's a a spatula right no no it's

a chinchilla no um oh I know it's a

paintbrush right a paintbrush what are

you talking about a paintbrush look you

buffoon it is called a wheel and it's

going to revolutionize

everything wow bill it sounds really

delicious you've invented ve not feel

the wheel UK Cranium drain trilobite

it's only the greatest invention ever of

all time a wheel but um that's not a

wheel bill of course it's a wheel how do

you know it's not a wheel anyway I just

invented it well I don't want to burst

your bubble bill but oh never

mind what do you mean you don't want to

burst my bubble what do you know about

Wheels oh nothing you go ahead no you

better tell me about this did you inv do

it well yes but yours is better it's

just just

what well it's the wrong shape Bill I'm

sorry the wrong shape what shape should

it be Mr Smarty skins what shape is

yours well it's round bill so it turns

better turns well yeah that's what a

wheel is for but but you knew

that well of course that's what I was

going to use it for what else would I

use a wheel for except to turn things

around with the

wheel well I guess you know what you're

doing wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

wait a minute let me see this wheel of

yours well sure if you really want to

it's probably wrong

though well here it

is so that's it huh this is round yeah

see you stand on this part and it rolls

down a hill think of the possibilities

hey you want to try it sure I don't

think it's going to work though my shape

is

better see I told you it wouldn't work

you have to push it Bill like this

a well what do you

know luckily most of our equipment

survived the fall I'm looking forward to

trying out a new subsonic beehive super

cannon the super weapon will definitely

destroy them right doc we'll get them

this time right I mean if they don't

know where we are those elusive humans

will never be able to detect our

presence in this heavily camouflaged

Hideout from here we will pick them up

on our monitors and track their every

move until until pow they won't even

know what hit him yeah for once he El

him a surprise will be on our side

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yeah all right doc she's loaded with the

biggest nastiest beehive this planet's

ever seen nothing could survive the

blast from that little

beauty

huh uh hey you guys not now squat all

right C let's let's move this Detonator

across Camp you guys there's something

shut up Squad can't you see we're

busy hey really guys I I sad this is

very delicate work now when we have

located the humans we simply depress

this button

and

run what's with him sometimes I think he

may be too high strong for this kind of

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work

huh General gagas as you know this

committee is investigating possibly

suspect military tactics specifically

your termination Squad these these

Thunder lizards according to your latest

reports this team has yet to complete

their mission and rid the world of those

two pesky humans in the meantime these

man kinds are wreaking havoc on the

environment and destroying everything in

its

path

when can we expect results from your

team General gagas don't you worry

gentle sword the Thunder lizards have

been equipped with a powerful new weapon

our dinosaur Society will be free from

any more acts of Senseless destruction

wrought by these humans why I'll bet

these humans will be blasted from the

face of the Earth before you can say

incoming at this point I recommend the

council take a short recess to run

around and scream all in

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favor Thunder lizard you num skulls

squat why didn't you want us but I tried

you told me quiet both of you don't you

realize what's happened here these

mankinds have detected our presence and

launched some sort of high-tech m*ssile

to wreck our base we have to start all

over they are obviously too smart for us

we have to be even more

covert

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hey Bill that wheel works great huh hey

look at this after you left I had a

little brainstorm and I made this

addition it's called a break huh what do

you think see I suddenly thought to

myself boy you could really get going on

that thing you could even get hurt so I

made this it's used to stop the Wheel

from turning great idea huh give it a

try just press the break try it

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out come on hurry up we've got to

relocate before those two mankinds

attack again do you really think these

humans are that clever do you really

believe they've locked in on OPP

position to the point of hitting us on

the

Move yes the answer is

yes yeah

a too many there's too many man we can't

stop this we squ baby come on get a grip

you're losing it pal we can't beat

them thanks buddy I'm sorry I I I

snapped but I'm better now I can walk

tall with dignity like a thunder lizard

you see guys I

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got that's better

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hello hey Bill welcome back say aren't

you forgetting something ah there it

is H maybe I should think about

inventing

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airbags

must make the hurting

stop this is it DOC The Last of the

subsonic beehive bombs my aim will be

true can I pull the trigger doc can I

huh can I DOC come on do it now before

we lose your attention lizard

r

that was incredible man the way he

deflected the projectile General

galopagos is not going to be happy we

won't tell him doc right I mean if we

don't tell him he'll never find out

right how could those Thunder lizards be

that stupid I mean they fired a subsonic

beehive b*mb right into the Jurassic

Center they leveled half the city and

they're still out there somewhere with

another one now honey let's just enjoy

our picnic and forget all about those

silly old Thunder lizards forget I don't

think I'll ever forget that sound that

horrible whistling b*mb sound it was so

so unique did it sound like that exactly

isn't that terrible horrible

dear oh look honey Thunder lizard you

num

scum

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here it is EK we're going to squishy

Mountain there's the squishy bears and

they're right over there there the

squishy as as you know they have squishy

hairs cuz they squishy Bears the squishy

Bears that'll be

$1,128 here's your map of the park you

can pick up the tram sector 54b in the

puffy section thank you nice

man hey look Bob there's the puppy

section that's a puppy that's cozy

JP oh well this looks as good a place to

park as any vomos Amigos

yay now everybody remember where we

parked hi folks and welcome to squishy

please keep your heads Paws and hands

inside the vehicle at all

times kbay squishy Mountain really is

the jolliest place on

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Earth I can hardly wait to meet Pierre

he's my favorite squishy Bear Ink will

you take my picture with beer when we

find him mhm yay of course I'll help

Wendy Elizabeth she swelled me and it's

the least I could do look kids it's h

Gund crust the actual founder of squishy

Mountain let's press the button and

learn more about his magical domain but

Mom we want to go on a ride we want to

spin and something until we don't feel

well anymore now JB there's nothing

wrong with getting a little education

along with our frivolous fun as a matter

of fact our United States Congress

demands

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it hello folks my my don't you all look

nice today what a handsome man I'm Hoy

gter crust creator of the squishy Bears

if you want to hear me a little clearer

try putting an oldfashioned fiber in the

slot right here on this spot spot is

where I had the idea for the for the

squishy for the squishy bears and over

there is the very first prde the giant

pole and over there there's the lawsuit

waiting just

ACR JP it's come

on oh I don't see Pierre anywhere JB

where's

mob oh no

EK we're L on Squishy

Mountain Kum well I can only hope we and

the kids remember that if we got

separated we were supposed to meet under

the giant flatable Pier at 10 p.m. it's

a good thing mom's out ahead I'll just

make sure the kids get there at 10 well

G ready Elizabeth until we find Bob

let's go on the tilto puke that Line's

way too long J B come on let's get on

this one oh brother that ride is for

baby s elizabe look at the people they

all look like they're Ying oh good that

means it's probably not too scary but

I'm bringing e just in case come on

JB I'll go on this dumb ride and you'll

go on something scary with me later this

is going to be a real

loser so far I'm hardly enjoying myself

how many people can claim to have ridden

inside one of these wondrous creatures e

I'm so scared please let me

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off no no

no

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my goodness I hope he can the kids are

all right I sure wish I could find them

before Oh look a gypsy maybe she can

tell me where the children are I'm not

going on that ride withy Elizabeth The

Tunnel of Love is for girls I'm going to

get some disturbing food well I'll bet

my favorite fluffy little kitty will go

with me come on

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EK

huh you're in the wrong car oh you're

going in the wrong ride that's not the

tunnel of love it's the tunnel of

bugs well that Gypsy sure was amazing I

feel better now that she assured me I

will see eek and the kids again at some

point in my lifetime well I might as

well fix my makeup and look for those

crazy

kids where did I put that

lipstick I really should try something

new with my

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hair well hello

there what do you creatures

want boom butter on a stick my

favorite

huh

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no GE I'm flattered really but see I

already have a girlfriend GE she's

really

fat I just saw Pierre we have to get a

picture of

him uhoh he either went into that scary

BL or went over into that shaved weasel

touching Zoo H you go in here and see if

Pierre's inside eek I'll check out the

weasel touching Zoo it never hurts to

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help

horrible just horrible hey you people

move that thing this isn't any parking

lot oh

sorry no EK Pier wasn't in the shape we

touching to either I

look a Beer's getting on the tilter puke

come

on maybe we'll run into mom and JB on

their

way yes Siri I wanted to make an

oldfashioned place for all the children

of the world to get their parents to

give me

their money Mr Gund crust you're such a

caring and creative

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man oh my goodness Mr Gund crust I'm so

sorry are is

oh po I know what you mean I haven't

felt like this since high

school po po where are you

going I am here to destroy destroy

destroy Hy was it something I said just

put an oldfashioned fiber in the slot

and the world shall be

ours

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[Applause]

Kumbaya That cleverly animated Pim of

the creative genius h* goer Crest has

gone

mental put me down I'm afraid of there

is the giant hole Bob oh in someone's

got to try to say

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Mom thank goodness H isn't himself right

now

I must do all my power to slow down this

confused fact Sim before any more tears

are

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shed hold on fuzzy kumay it's the

real h g crust and the squishy

Bears we cannot have this C robot

ruining the funf fun par these kind of

things are bad pressed Doug on

it come on lady grab a hold of Beer's

cute little

paw top of the world ma top of

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the just put an oldfashioned fiber in

the old just put an old fashioned fi

in ement an inconvenience swine easy

there big fella you're enjoying that a

little too much I am sorry I had too

much caffeine you are so beautiful I can

see how my robot would grab you and drag

you to the top of that dangerous height

want to go

again oh Mr gust but this time you and

your family are going to that

frightening height in the relative

safety of one of our squishy Mountain

trams courtesy of Hoy gter crust half

off

yay did the flash go

off

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