02x08 - It's A Very Merry Eek's Mas

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holiday I love everything about it

singing Christmas carols giving gifts

decorating the Tannenbaum hanging

stockings coming to jack-o-lanterns it

really is the most glorious of days and

a time to remember those less fortunate

if I said it once I said in a couple

well maybe six well let's see there was

that one time I said it hmm yeah about

six times I said it about six times

there's nothing on Earth I could take

the joy out of Christmas Day

thank you Merry Christmas deliveries to

help Merry Christmas to you Kumbaya

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we're not playing any more Reindeer

Games Shut up baby this time we mean

bigger

Elmo for goodness sakes you gotta do

something you gotta talk some sense into

your reindeer Brethren I'm telling you

Mr C they're pretty upset oh Santa you

unfair guy

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the fellas really sound like they mean

it this time

maybe you should ease up on him this

year Mr C huh

oh geez they work one night a year it's

one night a year every other night of

the year they eat me at a house and a

home how could they do this to me

Christmas is two days away and and oh no

Santa's helpers we're my helpers

[Applause]

look Santa your helpers the elves

they're crossing the picket line boy I

love those little guys

leave us alone

my helpers thank goodness I knew I could

count on you guys to Stand By Me we're

here for you Santa no exploring

snowballs is gonna snap your arms from

making this the greatest Christmas ever

that's it we're out of here man yeah

it's too dangerous here Santa those

reindeer mean business but you can't

leave the toys aren't finished yeah what

about the kids

what about our needs sorry Santa where's

the rule I can't believe this my owls

ditched me I'm all alone

come on Santa you're not alone you still

got me and don't forget you've always

got Mrs Claus you're right Elmo I can

always count on you and my loving wife

well auntie

he'd leave you a plate of cookies and a

glass of milk with her uh goodbye note

oh great a Dear Santa letter what next

what next

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wow

ah gee Santa do you do yoga I've never

seen a body Twisted in that kind of

position before uh Santa oh

now we k*ll one of my girlfriend

Annabelle's house to make my favorite

gingerbread cookies this is Annabelle

isn't she beautiful Annabelle's family

has a shark dog named Sharky we like to

make cookies out of me

turkey lives right there complete quiet

is the only hope for my safe passage

silence is the only chance for my

survival

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is there something wrong with my lemon

Oh no annabellas just said well Sharky's

right there and well I can't believe you

I should come out to bite me yet oh egg

didn't I tell you about Sharky it's

terrible

well I was not aware look at him over

there he's so depressed

sure he won't even chase the mailman he

hasn't been a single Christmas caroler

strange I'm standing only and she's away

from Sharky and I'm still alive

he didn't even bite me

what's wrong with Sharky Annabelle

awake Sharky misses his family

desperately he wishes he could see them

this Christmas but he doesn't even know

where they are he hasn't seen him since

he was a puppy and shark is just

heartbroken about it

Annabelle let's not forget Christmas is

a time for miracles don't you worry I'll

help Sharkey find his folks if that's

his Christmas Wishful why golly I'll do

everything I can to make it come true oh

ache you do that cheer Annabelle it

never hurts to help

let heaven and I just

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there we are now you can just rest watch

a little TV and recuperate come on you

guys the Jolly gelatinous one won't even

come to the door to negotiate maybe he

thinks he's too good for us fine we'll

show up try having Christmas without us

fat boy

[Applause]

Christmas Eve is tomorrow night I have

no way else to finish building my toys I

have no reindeer to pull my sled and

even if I did I have a broken leg and

couldn't climb down the chimney with us

cast on if I wanted to and don't you

worry about that there Santa I know

exactly what I'm gonna do I'm gonna go

up there and let the world know that

Santa Claus himself needs their help why

when people find out you've got a

problem they'll be a knocking down this

door to lend a hand believe you me you

really look so well do you think people

still care enough to help you betcha

I'll be back tomorrow with helper my

name isn't Marvin hamlish uh I mean uh

oh yeah Elmo the brown-nosed reindeer

foreign

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foreign

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yes I was wondering if Santa could tell

us where Sharky's family lives

excuse me

excuse me

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excuse me

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uh thanks

anyways may I take your order

an incredible story almost just

incredible after all these years of

helping and giving doing for others the

great bearded one Santa Claus himself

you and Larry he sure does well

I'm sure children all over the world are

ready to lend a hand to our favorite

Jolly friend Kris Kringle in this time

of need so call us here if you want to

help Santa Claus I'm going to clear the

phone lines and everyone out there who

wants to help a fellow who's really

given the world so much Lee Santa Claus

himself just uh call us here

sorry Elmo no one cares

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you your Elmo don't hurt me here take my

wallet you are you're an Elmo though bro

knows reindeer I'm a big fan Mr deer who

are you little kitty I'm eating this is

Sharky Mr Elmo sir can we please meet

Santa we need his help

I need help I'll tell you who needs help

it said to himself

Shannon needs help you out Saint

Nick's in a winter wonderland a hurt

little kitty cool my a*s Hannah's in

trouble we'll help Santa Mr Ranger we'll

help him any way we can you will that's

wonderful oh boy you don't know I went

by there right away hmm don't want to

forget my wallet please get up just get

off

okay I didn't realize magic allowed you

reindeer to only fly on Christmas Eve

Kumbaya I can't believe we're really

gonna meet Santa Claus

channel six genus to Natural

retrospective oh boy can that little

lady sing ladies and gentlemen as we

approach the North Pole International

Airport we request that you fasten your

seat belts and return your seats in

their upright position let me help you

out there Sharky

I guess Shane I'm sorry isn't going to

give you the feeling back in your head

must save Christmas must try

we're back Hi Brent help

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Kumbaya you're Santa Claus I used to be

Santa Claus right now my name is Mutt my

furry friend well he sure is an honor to

meet you Mr mud by furry friend I meet

the cat and this is my friend Sharky the

shark dog see this sure is exciting

Christmas is my favorite day of the year

and it sure wouldn't be much without you

Mr Saint Nick uh mud my furry friend

please just call me Santa and I'm afraid

there isn't gonna be any Christmas this

year huh you can't cancel Christmas that

would be a tragedy it would totally

upset the world

and Sharky already sent out his card

maybe blitzing on the animals are right

no one cares anymore no one remembers

what Christmas is about I mean where is

peace on Earth Good Will towards all

mankind I've been doing this for well

forever and I've never seen it who cares

about Christmas anymore anyway hold on

who cares about Christmas who cares

about Christmas I'll tell you who cares

about Christmas

k*ll y'all

all of Christmas

well uh actually I just wanted to say

something I don't really have a song or

anything but but thanks you were great

sure there are times when the world

seems like a cold place and believe me

sometimes it is see Santa maybe it's

only one day a year but on that one day

Christmas Day people remember to try to

make the world a little nicer to smile

at a stranger to offer a hand to those

who need it we seem to for just a moment

remember that we can live with each

other in peace it's not about the toys

and the presents that stuff just

symbolizes the joy of giving the giving

of ourselves to those who need us and

those we love but I'll bet you have got

a single gift for exchanged on Christmas

morning the joy of Christmas Day would

still shine like the shiny star that

twinkled over a little manger that happy

day a long long time ago

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tell your key Mr Claus although it may

seem like the world's not a real happy

place right now and sometimes it's not I

mean sure there's a lot of hardship out

there there's still w*r and pestilence

unemployment hairballs it seems the

world will never be rid of these things

but Christmas well Christmas reminds us

all that we can make it through another

year if we just have hope I'm really

touched but Christmas is two days away

and I have no one to finish making the

children's toys but let's figure out a

way to deliver them you just leave that

to us Santa come on fellas

hmm

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well that's it little kitty the last

gift oh boy this sled isn't going

nowhere it's just the three of us so we

gotta pull all this weight it'll never

fly

bumblebee is not aerodynamically sound

and according to all the laws of physics

the Bumblebee should not be able to fly

but it does and do you know why it does

no why because no one told it it can't

can't do it

never gonna happen back breaking can't

feel my blood

I told you

we need another plan we need a way to

Airlines

excellent so that'll fly we'll need the

greatest Minds in the world so you see

eek by stabilizing the sled with an hour

in here and countering the torque with

its fixed pitch reinforced carbon

composite bra you simply tame an

AirSpeed by jettison over a 74 degree

angle at its speed anywhere over 600

miles an hour and you should have enough

lift to achieve atmospheric altitude

once Airborne a reinforced thrust device

attached here should alleviate drag and

provide excellent Cruise characteristics

to carry this lead away from the Pole's

magnetic variation into the northern jet

stream Kumbaya is a magnificent plan

okay fellas let's give it a try you

better let's light this puppy

I mean let's fire the rocket

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this time I know this will work let's go

save Christmas

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it works

wonderful they managed to get airborne

without destroying my home wow we forgot

the present hang on

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just one time I want to switch places

with the Easter Bunny

The Edge skills that we could find

another job this is better than freezing

our tails up pulling that stupid sled

isn't it yeah this is a great boss a lot

of chance for Upward Mobility yeah Boys

Christmas ain't gonna be much without

his reindeer

we're right on schedule next aircraft is

in 11 minutes Kumbaya Sharky look right

there the last of sanitary job

coordinates takes us over a place called

sharkarian Island the inhabitants of

charitarian islands are the shark dog

family all 70 of them we found them

Sharky we found your family

[Applause]

you heard it well what is it fellas

oh

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hmm

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what's wrong little girl oh I lost my

cute little bunny head she's wandered

into the night it's so cold and it's so

little nobody you say we are in luck

this is a shark dog and there's nothing

a shark dog likes more than chasing down

defenseless little bunnies watch okay

Sharky find the bunny

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guys

you're safe

we're happy to help Merry Christmas to

you and yeah

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thank you

okay

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then Sharky's tiny heart began to grow

like a fruit and it started to flutter

with a suit and a tooth and he lift the

sled with the strength of an ox and he

had the power of six maybe ten basil

snacks

you were the wrong Christmas Story

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[Applause]

oh boy now we did it the sled is all

busted how are we ever gonna deliver

these presents we can't let Santa down

we can't let the kids of the world down

we'll just have to pull it ourselves

right now

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it's a Christmas miracle all right the

world's least famous reindeer Elmo or

shark dog and uploaded purple feline are

pulling Santa's sled the sled that no

one else cared enough to pull with Santa

laid up in his other reindeer on strike

these three Brave fellows are trying to

save Christmas alone as they struggle

through the freezing night losing their

race with the Rising Sun there is no

help no help anywhere in sight

don't think I can go much further only

ten

thousand more houses

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the Christmas star

English for strength that's not a star

it's a flashlight luck

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Dolores hi I put some of my friends to

help you guys oh and this is my big

brother thanks for saving Ed he's my

favorite bunny I take a load off and

let's move this thing

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we were just acting out we're so ashamed

no problem elfies welcome aboard Chris

forgive me I was such a fool I'm coming

home honey I love you we love you too

I've seen enough we've gotta lend the

hoof let's go

I mean yeah

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wow we owe you an apology yummo you and

your friends have reminded us all about

the true meaning of Christmas whatever

it is thanks folks we'll take it from

here like we should have done in the

first place

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[Applause]

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and we're gonna let you make that happy

delivery on your own personally you'll

see your son is vectored straight for

Sharky's home we'll cut you loose and

you should Glide right to it you hear

that turkey you're going home you're

gonna see your family thanks again ink

and Sharky

and Merry Christmas

tell Santa hi see you next year

Sharky this sure was a great Christmas

the best one ever everything sir turned

out great and now nothing can get in our

way

professional altitude that is

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nugget looks like a runner please advise

Roger that

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[Applause]

look Sharky you're home

come on

Kumbaya

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boy Christmas is a wonderful time of

year I wonder if they'll invite me for

Christmas dinner something sure smells

good

Merry Christmas everyone

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laughs

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[Applause]