02x06 - Lava My Life/Eek Goes To The Hot Spot

[bunniefuu]

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hmm

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ah

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here comes

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best get out of the way

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this is good okay

we're doing good we're gonna make it in

this crazy world a team okay

yeah this is great it's dark it's cold i

have a rash three terrible thunder

lizards are trying to k*ll us and i only

have you to talk to

that's good that's good you see in all

that negativity you found the positive

that's good that's good check this out

it's my latest invention i call it the

toasted marshmallow it's good

try it okay

oh up

that horrible cry it's them the humans

they're out there just just waiting ah

come on you guys

let's rock

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what is it i have a quiet target sir

we're moving in i can't be bothered with

those foolish humans now doc what does

happen sir it's the president's daughter

just look at this photo it's terrible

that's not that bad sir i mean maybe

she's just having a bad hair day no you

fool she's been dino-napped by nefarious

forces is there anything we can do sir

forget it now get on with your mission

and clear this line

i have this idea see it's called humor

it's something like what your mouth is

doing right now only upside down see

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the igbb

industrial guidance b-brain

see

i call it being humorous what do you

think i think i wish you were encased in

amber that's a good one encased in amber

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now what are you doing what is that that

noise coming out of your mouth

i don't know i think it's what happens

when something humorous happens

think i'll name it i don't know how

about barfing

and no one makes me barf like you do

bill

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wow

big bugs huh

well i'll be so the inertial guidance

system just flies around looking for

this image this exact image

isn't that fascinating this exact image

boy hey look guys it works that

smartphone has tracked down this exact

image

it's the humans after them

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you're a

mastermind leader there's no end to your

evil yes

soon the world will be returned to us

what are you going to do with me

you my little reptile will serve as

debate my wicked plan is to force the

president to dismantle the entire

apparatus of the ridiculous dinosaur

society but i don't want to hang over

hot love anymore well if it wasn't hot

it really wouldn't be that big of a

threat now would it you know even though

i can't read or anything

something tells me this is a bad place

there's a comp we gotta get out of here

the exon they run into the x-zone

we have to go in there

see

okay we're okay

no bones about it

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come on get up

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when does the hurting stop

no time for that now

dino gal is in big trouble

come on let's get out of here

wait i got a plan

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dudes did you hear that

it sounded like a cellosaur a telesaur

here in the act zone forget it it's a

trap

wait a minute i recognize that voice

follow me

yes my pretty please continue your

annoying screeches it will prove to

daddy that we mean business

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hello there it's me again i thought you

might like to hear this

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that's right mr smarty your precious

little daughter is slowly being lowered

into our lava while we all laugh and

make fun of her behind her back how do

you like them apples mr thotty was so

smart mr funny was so safe mr funny was

untouchable mr who

oh you're kidding isn't this five five

five six three two nine oh i'm sorry

wrong number

good gracious those stegosaurs have got

the president's daughter really where do

you suppose they're keeping her that's

all right there you dim-witted

diplomaton hanging over that hot lava

thank goodness she's safe

she's not safe squat she's hanging over

hot lava then we should help her exactly

right squat help her but what about the

humans we are talking about the

president's daughter akata come on let's

go

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see bill this will slow down those nasty

bad guys long enough to free that cute

dino gal and then get the heck out of

here before those mean old thunder

lizards show how are we gonna get those

bony batasaurus to fall into this giant

hole you made us dig we'll cover the

hole with these leaves okay look they

are too small it'll never ever work

okay okay we don't need leaves okay are

you happy now arya we cut the wrong

dinosaurs

now look we've got to get out of this

hole any thoughts just how nice it would

be to get out of this hole sir other

than how nice it would be to get out of

this hole

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hey look guys we're saved

maybe not

well isn't this a wonderfully unexpected

twist the terrible thunder lizards three

low-life dinosaurs who are supposed to

be rotting away in jurassic prison

things change bonehead

yes they do since your father has been

so slow to cooperate we may as well just

finish you off you no longer have any

purpose

oh wait i make great waffles

that may be but we are making a

political statement

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i'm afraid it's too late for you your

muffins are the terrible thunder lizards

where this b*mb goes off the whole

unstable volcano will detonate and

you'll all be blown sky-high that's a

bad thing right

yes squad i think it would be safe to

say that being blown the bits in a

volcano could fit nicely into the bad

things category these scattered bits of

the thunder lizards weapons will of

course make the authorities believe that

terrible thunder lizards with their

already pathetic reputations are

responsible for kidnapping the

president's daughter now put the

belongings closer to that b*mb

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hey look at this what the heck is this a

picture of

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what's

up

look that torch is moving by itself

we're helping okay we're helping that

poor little cellosaur

let's get out of here before those

thunder lizards get out of this vine

all right everybody twist

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come on lizards we've got to get out of

here

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you brave dino saved my life i could

kiss every one of you

we've got to run miss you'll be safe now

daddy

main sprout we may not have gotten those

humans but we did do a good thing and

that is always tomorrow boys

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when does the hurting stop

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i know that sound

hi sharky feeling better the need to

chase me all gone

hasn't that been ever heard of

malpractice

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what happened

huh

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next

excuse me could you hold this for me i

really gotta go to the bathroom well

sure it never hurts to help hey can you

tell me oh he must have really had to go

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next

boy i hope that kitty gets back soon

it's almost his turn well aren't you a

kind good soul step this way over the

elevator it's nothing but good times

ahead for you

gee maybe this is some kind of an

amusement park or something next

file please oh this well i better

explain see i'm just holding this for

another kitty who had to leave well he

had to go to the bathroom see and so if

you'd like i can just wait until he gets

back i've never heard of anything so

disgraceful and hideous in all my years

here well see there's been a mistake i'm

an ice cat that file belongs to someone

else it never stops with your kind does

it the lies that cheating the web of

deceit well i well let's see what

eternity in the hot spot does for you mr

smarty your nine lives are up and it's

curtains for you nine lives hey wait

look see i still got some time left

no i've only heard that one about a

million times shifty you're just the

type who would come in here with a fake

life card but mr really it's not fake i

was being chased by a turkey and the

truck says i'm not supposed to be here

there's been an error of the greatest

space here so long shifty have a nice

trip

now what's this place supposed to be i'd

better look around for someone who can

tell me how to get the heck out of here

there's no escape from your friend

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hi i'm isa cat what's your name

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i'm fido ruler of the hot spot an

unpleasant dealer of destiny pleased to

meet you plato or your little friends

it's nice to see cats and dogs getting

along so well together

meet trick hey do any of you guys know

how i can get out of here

yes well apparently there's a few things

you don't understand little kitty

perhaps a tour of this place will

enlighten you well gee that'll be swell

see some sort of mistake was made of

course see i was saving a place in line

for another cat

i'm surprised you have to ask this is

the final destination for bad kitties

who use their earthly powers to make

things smell bad and in the process

ruined many expensive pieces of

furniture here they are forced to smell

the bad smells they created on earth for

eternity gee that's too bad when is

eternity over with oh there's much to

see

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come on fellas don't worry eternity

can't last forever

well gee this looks great what's this an

all-you-can-eat kitty food restaurant

not exactly these are kitties who ate

their lives away on earth all they ever

thought about was food and so here they

are given an endless supply

gee that sounds swell but these cats

never get full each is cursed with an

endless appetite so you see they can eat

all they desire but are never satisfied

well thanks a lot for the tour mr fido

um can i go now

of course you can go

but first i need your help with

something well it never hurts to help mr

fido what can i do for you well let's

put that theory of yours to the test

this is your task this is what you need

my help with it is your task to clean

this litter box

well okay but when i'm done can you help

me find a way out of here

when we were done

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okay it never hurts to help

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that foolish cat will never be done with

that litter box yeah he actually thinks

that when he's done you'll help him get

out of here

what a bonehead no one ever gets out of

here

hey everybody

well i'm all done can i go now how is

this possible you can't be done already

that task was to take forever well yeah

sure did look that way doesn't it but

when you have a tough cure the trick is

to make a little game out of it see one

summer i slept outside and i got a whole

bunch of ticks they were all over me and

i had to pick them all out i thought it

would take forever but i just pretended

that for every tick i pulled out i got a

wish that would come true

so you think that task was a little too

easy well i wouldn't say that i have

something even more drastic for you to

perform hey now i mean i'm happy to help

but i said you were gonna help me get

out of here

just one task when you complete it you

can go

okay it never hurts to help

what's this place called mr fido it's

called the terrible realm of

i mean it's called the

happy valley of soft fuzzy pink things

that are nice

gee that sounds swell what do you want

me to do mr fido you must walk across

the happy valley of the soft pink things

that are nice holding this dish of dog

food

that's easy

so long mr fido see you later yeah about

57 000 millennia later

boy this doesn't look that happy of a

valley and i haven't seen one pink thing

yet oh well i hope i'm almost there

you know i got that funny feeling that

you get when something is watching you

in fact i used to get the same feeling

when sharky was around but that's silly

chucky's not here

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[Laughter]

no

you just think you won you actually lost

uh i didn't figure that but jim

let that be a lesson all you boys

hey boss

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gee sorry mr fido these little doggies

were hungry and i thought i'd bring him

here for some more of that delicious dog

food who are you

who sent you

well i'm eating it's a cat mr fido and

i'm not sure how i got here but i sure

would like to get back what are you what

are you going to do

hmm i'm not really here

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what are you guys doing here we come to

rectify a mistake this poor soul tried

to pull a fast one he's the kitty that

belongs here not this kind-hearted one

i knew there had to be some sort of a

mistake

yes fair kitty we are dreadfully sorry

for the inconvenience how may we make it

up to you well gee i just want to go

home see according to my card here ah

yes

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hey thanks and now we must go come

squeak

betty

whatever go on shifty have fun

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huh

wow i'm back and my card is full again

what nice angels i got nine whole lives

to live yippee

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hi sharky look nine lives nine whole

lives to live isn't that great

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