01x12 - It's a Wonderful Nine Lives

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me

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well we all know what time of year it is

and what day is fast approaching

you can see it in the children's faces

the grown-ups merrily toasted

i want to give it

is the magical glow of silver lights the

happy bustle of shoppers

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the decorating of the evergreen

the sound of popcorn

no other season brings so much joy all

this happiness good will towards all

mankind you can be sure when folks start

acting like this when it must be

christmas time

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and with this particular holiday come

the tales you know the ones about how

goodness conquers strife you've heard of

rudolph hey

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frosty

and scrooge

hallelujah i found the true meaning of

christmas praise

well now sit on down by that fire get

comfortable and drink your hot chocolate

before that stuff gets cold cause

tonight there's still one more christmas

story you may not have heard that really

must be told

it happened right over there that yellow

house across the street it happened just

last christmas eve to that cat in the

window named eke

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and that's when eek saw it

this thing in the sky it was a fat man a

sled and these deer that could fly

kumbaya santa claus he's racing across

the heavens i hope he doesn't slam into

that 747

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i got it i got it i got it i got it i

got it i got it i got it

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gee i wonder what this is hey a card hmm

little joey the orphan doug city usa

kumbaya this gift that fell was meant

for someone i bet who swell this lost

little box this gift this toy will never

make it to this joey boy

i don't understand it i've been good all

this year i have not shouted not pouted

nor shedded a tear

i've tried my best not to be naughty but

nice i've not pinched a penny why i'd

quit throwing dice

so this morning i wake up and run to the

tree i poke my head under to see what's

for me but i find nothing there for joey

my orphan heart's sick i guess no one

knows that i'm alive not even old fake

nick

why i can't let this poor orphan believe

such things true i must deliver his gift

that's what i must do

i must track down this joey this victim

of fate

before christmas morning before it's too

late we now return to rudolph the red

nose rambo

uh-huh

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rango guard mo shwarma your christmas

elf is on fire

wrangle guard mo shwarma

your christmas elf is on fire

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yes

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hello

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you

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pardon me mr peyton begun with you

little cat this is my job

how's it going

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hmm

you what a rhyme

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now to find little joey before this

night is through at tunnel's end i see

the light christmas joy is shining

through

uh-oh

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if i could just get my bearings i know

i'd be fine so where the heck is dud

city if i could just spot a sign

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and when eek awoke he sent something was

wrong

that's when he heard it this pig singing

this song christmas night is going by

the hours till dawn seem to cry

when the sun rings christmas day

all i'll be is

hello

what do you want excuse me for startling

you i hope this will make you mad but i

just couldn't help noticing your song is

really quite sad well with christmas

sonia it's so time to be blue is there

something that's wrong some way i can

help you oh dear cat you never will know

the way that i feel tomorrow's christmas

dinner and guess who's the meal

kumbaya you've got to escape you can

take off and travel with me we'll both

look for joey and bring him his gift and

see just how great christmas can be whoa

this thing that you've done you

magnificent cat it's not just a gift

it's much better than that i'll never

forget it i promise you'll see you've

witnessed the rebirth of oslo boogie

well gee it never hurts to help come on

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if you think that you're leaving let me

tell you you're wrong so how about you

tell me just what's going on

uh well what's going on well it's as

simple as rain and i think it would be

best to uh to let my new friend explain

well uh yeah you see uh i noticed your

shoes the ones you have on your feet i

can see they have holes and can't hold

much heat well i have these boots red

rubber and warm perfect to keep one's

toes dry and see to trade me this pig

for these exceptional shoes well we're

talking one rather smart buy well the

pig does look kind of scrappy i could

find better ham and a tin but how will i

know that i like these two boots until i

put my own two feet in

hey baby you're right i can't tell you

how good these boots feel you see oslo

piggy this guy's really not bad we've

already closed on this deal what a deal

that i've gotten from this pig and this

cat this is gonna be some christmas boys

oh yes a merry christmas at that for now

i have these nice warm boots and

tomorrow a fine pig souffle and a calico

hat that i'll make from his cat to warm

up those cold winter days

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eat the cat this is one christmas night

i will never forget your family is lucky

to own such a pet but where are we going

are you scared that we're lost is your

neck worth this gift should you pay such

cost i know not to worry i know that i'm

right i will track down this joey if it

takes me all night you see on christmas

night if you wish on a star your wish

will come true salvation's not far so

let's switch for direction on the

brightest star of this night

that's not a star it's a pickup truck's

light

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miracle

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hmm

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and merry christmas well merry christmas

to you

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children and ls be more polite you have

nothing to fear their barks worse than

their bite

they're a little shook up our christmas

eve is a mess

we're supposed to stay with my sister

but i lost the address

so tonight we'll have to sleep here and

then look again christmas day

now we've got to find shelter to keep

this cold wind at bay please take this

hat you see it's really too big for my

head and for you and your pups i think

you'll find it'll make you an excellent

bed see it's cozy and soft and from the

cold you can hide for one night from the

cold not a bad accommodation and look

this spiffy little condo even has

insulation

how can we ever thank you isn't there

something we could do it never hurts to

help and merry christmas to you

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orphans orphans orphans

little joey the orphan our lady of the

really dumped on children's orphanage

one two two one apple blossom way that's

him i found him oh joy i found little

joey i found this poor boy

huh

hello again cat can i give you a lift

maybe in exchange for my pig you can

give me that gift get back here you

scraggly environment

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you'd have been better off if you

drowned in that sewer you're about to

become christmas cat on a

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if skewer one thing i love really one

thing i dig it's just lying around and

being a pig

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we sure had some adventures eek man we

sure had some fun if you hadn't shown up

i don't know what i'd have done then

i'll bid you farewell my friend eat the

cat i'll see you again you can count on

that fact

have fun with your family it's what this

season's about you'll have a wonderful

christmas of that there's no doubt

merry christmas

ye merry christmas

i better get a move on before something

else can go wrong i must deliver this

package before

the package is gone kumbaya

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ouch well that's enough of your right

jinx little mister

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rabies

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so this is my christmas a night in the

trash i struggled so hard and lost it

all in a flash if there was only really

such a thing as a christmas wish i know

what mine would be whoever it was who

pick up the gift will somehow return it

to me

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yippee skippy

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our lady of the really really dumped on

children's orphanage

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i'll bet that's little joey the orphan

hey joey little joey the orphan it's

here the thing you've been wishing for

all of this year

hey it's here it's here the thing i have

wished for all of this year

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what a wonderful gift a nice surprise of

all today i've discovered i'm not an

orphan at all

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the orphan is happy it's a wonderful

sight it makes me forget that long

terrible night and here it is christmas

this most wonderful day and everything's

right everything is okay

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so here is this cat that i've heard so

much about the one who picked up the

gift from the sleigh that fell out

the gift i've been tracking and hoped i

was near the gift that i'd lost to my

search brought me here

now i look in this window and notice

with glee this big-hearted cat's

delivered for me

if i can ever return the favor please

give me a shout but before he could

answer the poor beaten exhausted cat

simply passed out

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it's just all been a dream

it never really was i never found a gift

or met santa claus i never met oslo or

got sucked in that pipe i never found

joey or had that bad christmas night

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here's a little christmas something for

a kitty so nice who made a selfless

journey through snow and through ice

to bring in some light to another's drab

life not thinking for a moment of his

own problems and strife so here you are

eek the cat and what could it be a

blender some snowshoes or fuzzy warm

socks only one way to find out open the

box

huh

answer the door

uh-huh

it really is true what i've learned in

the end the greatest gift you can have

is your family and friends

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merry christmas everybody

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