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01x08 - HawaiiEek 5-0

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

01x08 - HawaiiEek 5-0

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hmm

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whew

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he's

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i know that he loves me but sometimes i

wonder if that will be enough i mean a

girl like me should have many admirers

is it asking too much to want to be

worship like the goddess that i am i

think not

in the meantime i will have to make do

with the admiration of my one true

beloved

and nothing on earth gets admiration

like a new strange bikini

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we now return to the underwater world of

jacques ledock

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these wily yet beautiful reef crabs have

a ravenous appetite

they are to be considered quite full of

the danger but my brave son patois has

nobody volunteered to hypnotize his

insane sea dwellers with his tongue

get them off get them off

no no

hi annabelle gee you smell good kind of

like if uh the rose bowl parade exploded

or something oh egg you say the sweetest

things i would so like it if you would

come and join me in some poolside

frolicking it's such a beautiful day and

i would hate to let my new bathing suit

go to waste

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a pool party

last one is a rotten egg annabelle come

on oh boy a day of sunshine and fun not

a care in the world

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see annabelle your family shark dog will

never like me oh egg he's just very

protective of me but feels secure in the

knowledge the shark has a new shark dog

poop giant

this pool party was a great idea

annabelle

gee annabelle it looks like this pool

hasn't been cleaned in a long time it's

because none of the pool cleaners have

been able to survive shocking

but hey we don't need a clean pool to

have a pool party all you need is a cute

bathing suit

well i can't argue with that go on each

honey take my picture

say tease

gosh these cameras are great here it

comes annabelle

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i can't see a thing under there i've got

to get help this is an emergency

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thanks and please

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he's here he's hurry

thanks for coming so quickly mr ledeck

no trouble at all monkey d we are always

on the hunt for challenging underwater

explorations one never knows what

creatures one may find in the great

mystery of this eu z well this

particular creature is my girlfriend

annabelle i hope you can find her do not

worry your fuzzy little head mon kitty

with the help of the frug we will rescue

your beloved we must teary climb aboard

monkey

now i'm on kitty do not be alarmed if

things appear larger than the real life

often the uninitiated will become alarm

that's the sheer enormousness of the

magnifying phenomenon of these windows

phew it's good to know that this eyeball

in the window looks huge i'd have been

really scared if i didn't know it was an

illusion but we are not on the water yet

uh-oh it's turkey and he's broken his

circaine

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but we should be able to complete our

mission if we just keep sick arm like

the beautiful mediterranean beaver fish

come along monk td we will see if the

radar has picked up any sign of your

friend

so much

disco ball spinning nicely on body frug

we have some of the most high-tech

tracking equipment ever designed by z

going ducks max bully and pressurizing

dinglebells active

i think i found her son

it's her it's annabelle i hope she's

okay put her on the main screen and

songs

she seems to be adapting nicely to the

undersea world how long will it take for

us to get there we are close but we see

damage stabilizers it will take at least

2 hours or 15 minutes to get to her gee

i hope she doesn't get awesome in the

meantime we shall explore this strange

and magnificent underwater world and the

mysteries she has to offer

that strange i have never seen this

species of fish before

that's not a fish it's shark dog and

he's headed right for us

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the insane shot dog she is mad with rage

captain these stabilizers are broken we

are sinking out of control

coffee has spilled all over the kitchen

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we must be silent if we do not make

these sounds the shark dog will not know

where we are

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she is heading this way hang on

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we must do something

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we must do something

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what else the oxygen tanks have basted

we do not have much time left

you stay here and repair the ship this

brave and i will put on the scuba

gear and swim out to save the sunken

damsel we will

do not be afraid that this is your first

time using this self-contained

underwater bleeding apparatus i will

guide you every step of the way i'm

ready when you are zach we must help

annabelle

we will now open the airlock and swim

gracefully out into the open sea

come along

hang on annabelle we're almost there

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it appears that the magnificent shark

dog is more dangerous than we first

suspected we will have to use the most

sophisticated in modern underwater

equipment

this device has protected me from the

man needles as a great burial reef

surely it will be enough to stop the

insane canine geez you really think this

thing is safe do not fear monkey the

shark edge is impenetrable

now if you say so duck

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oh it's turkey you see the magnificent

and elegant shark dog will not be a

threat to us we can observe him in the

freedom of the icy depths through the

safety of these powers

i am sorry kiddies this was an

unforeseen and unfortunate circumstance

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i have one more idea you are a brilliant

underwater scientist doc

there he is nothing to fear boy pussycat

look

come on get

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all right we have not much time

hey annabelle this is chocolate duck all

salted

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do you realize where we are is this

heaven

no but you are close i have heard

legends about such a place and we have

discovered it well what is it it is the

lost city of shangri-la and it has been

discovered by us execute this primitive

paradise has obviously never been

defiled by modern men but where is

annabelle

look over there monami footprints

the land has natives half-head doesn't

have calm and they have captured

annabelle

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i hope sexy primitive people have not

armed your sweetheart we gotta find her

oui but we have a problem there's very

little air in the fruit i must radio

back to them

inform the bride crews that they must

hang on while the rescue party proceeds

you must do everything possible to

conserve your oxygen supply i hope those

brave crew ducks will be all right what

a sticky situation they will be fine

they are highly full of the discipline

in emergencies like this now we must

find ziggler this way

what do you make of this crazy thing

jack hmm

i think it is some kind of primitive

tripping device

i can't imagine what sort of animal

would be so dimwitted to be caught by

such a simple and obvious ploy

what do you wow they're saying i can

only hope they are in need of a

handkerchief otherwise i think we are in

the big trouble

well i guess this is it jack thanks for

trying to help me out and save annabelle

sorry it had to end up like this it's

all right brave kitty i always knew my

end would be in the soup now if you

don't mind i would like to start with

weeping sure zack

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annabelle

your command my queen those are my

friends

cut them down

oh how'd you command my queen

huh

do not feel mon pity flora

we are here to rescue you rescue my are

you mad well sure annabelle it doesn't

look like these natives will hurt you

anymore as a matter of fact it looks

like they really like you of course they

like my egg i'm now clean

isn't that bad um yes your highness you

see my people have been waiting for the

goddess and ebola to protect our people

from the bad gods of flood drought

earthquakes and chafing rashes

oh egg these people need me they worship

me they love me here

gee annabelle you were pretty loved back

home oh i you say the sweetest things

but but what annabelle well

since i'm queen i i get 40 off a travel

world

gee i guess i can't compete with that of

course you cannot eat she is a woman

they are strange and mysterious

creatures why don't you stay harry you

can be my king assistant you must decide

quickly monami

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we must leave monami

well bye annabelle i'm really gonna miss

you but if you're happy here well i

guess this is where you belong oh egg if

only i could make you understand what it

feels like to be so adored well gee

annabelle maybe you can come up and

visit sometime

so long you must go with the tide my

friends god speak to you

and i'm gonna miss him

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do not be sad my queen it is time for a

most wonderful surprise a surprise well

i'm tickle punk i love surprises what is

it it is time to meet your new husband

my husband of course my queen your

husband the king

i can't wear that oh there's actually no

wedding involved you see in our culture

the queen can only become a goddess

after she has been made into a pate and

devoured by the king

i like girls

it's quite an honor isn't it man caesar

i just wish annabelle would change your

mind do not be sad exit cat obviously it

is annabelle's lot in life to live this

primitive existence among these

primitive natives in this primitive

world

yeah but i'm still gonna miss her

animal needs our help let's go

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i like girls

wait let annabelle go

goodness

i've changed my mind i don't want to

stay here on your island you'll have no

choice only the king can decide to free

you now your royal hiney what do you say

i like girls

well there you have it grinder up well

how do you become king

well you must challenge the current king

to a surfing competition off treacherous

scabby knee r*pe none have ever survived

the contest

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but ike you've never surfed before

that's okay annabelle i'll do it for you

besides how hard can it be

well the course goes like this first you

grab a tsunami and ride into the

shark-infested waters catch the broken

glass pipeline and ride it through sewer

treatment comb then it's through the

barbed wire barnacle pier and back to

shore oh ike you are brave and majestic

if you do not survive please remember it

is you i have always loved

gosh

ready set go

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to the new king

my hero

tell the new king well thank you all but

i'm afraid i can't be your king i have

to get annabelle and jock home and help

a bunch of endangered aqueducts so uh i

elect hub as your new king

hail the new king

hail the new king

i am sorry to leave this place i am

grateful for the glimpse of paradise

it sure was a beautiful kingdom for me

wasn't it

yeah annabelle maybe you and i could

come back for a visit someday that would

be most welcome oh fuzz head but those

who leave shangri-la seldom find their

way back to this majestic land that's

too bad hub

gee that's pretty what is it mr rub

well that represents what we feel our

peaceful tranquil civilization is all

about you see we are a primitive people

it is said that if the jewel were ever

to fall from the maiden's hands our

society would tip over and break burst

into flames and explode kali that would

be a shame

well we better get a move on and

pardon me i oops

hello me mr rob

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uh

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quickly the whole island is about to

explode

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and do not worry about wrecking that

unique civilization there are many more

mysteries to explore in the mesmerizing

depths of the maiden we calls it deep

bluesy

look annabelle someone finally cleaned

the pool

my goodness lake it looks like

shangri-la's gone forever yeah that's

the same annabelle but at least you're

home safe and best of all now we can go

swimming

hold it like let me take your picture

say chase

get up

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you