01x02 - Bearz N' the Hood

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hmm

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whew

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he's

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we don't want any of you to wander

outside and start enjoying this bright

sunny day

because the squishy bears rainbow

enchanted fun minute is coming right up

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it's time for our favorite cartoon show

oh i just love the squishy bears

especially that beer

i could just clean them all

when we last left cozy puffy was was and

pierre they were deep inside danger

forest in search of the elusive honey

treasure let's join them now as they

make their way through this spooky place

there's something about this

creeps

me too i just can't seem to put my

finger on it

over here i have found something

what you make oh she's

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you've really done it this time be sure

to tune in next week but now don't touch

that dial

yes the squishy bears will be coming to

the vermont shop stoppers by applex in

person today to receive the key to the

city from mayor's gym funds himself it's

for one day only kids so make sure you

get down there today and get your

autographs from the squishy bears live

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if you could only understand

oh just how much i would love beers

autograph if only i wasn't sick

we've only had to go to the mall and get

a squishy bear's autograph i bet that

would make me feel a lot better that's

what i bet i do

i'll be stuck here forever

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[Laughter]

boy i always think that an autograph

could mean so much to a sick little girl

hey

i could go down to the mall and get an

autograph for her

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she's not feeling well and it sure would

brighten her day i'll do it

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i must warn you i have a dancing police

dog named josephine in the clowns watch

me wherever i go

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oh oh my gosh it's a shopper's paradise

here

oh

poor little guy i better get his butt

out

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thank you you're welcome

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hey pierre hearn me the pancake puff

applicator william is that what that was

i am so sick

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oh come on guys quit horsing around

thank you

thank you ladies and gentlemen thank you

after christening my statue that has

been ten years in the making it will be

my esteemed pleasure to award these

scuzzy bears

squishy bears this key to the city of

metropolis

see there little fella how would you

like to meet the squishy bears backstage

and get their autograph real

they're right behind that door is the

autograph for you huh would it be for a

sick little girl who's home right now

with a fever and this might be the only

thing that'll give her the courage and

hope to hang on to that last thin

fragile threat of life uh-huh do you

have ten dollars no

well then take a hike you little

freeloading

we gotta hurry the kids are waiting

come on you rodents the coast is clear

the red pack sinister rodents from the

wrong side of the tracks their sole

occupation making life miserable for

others

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shifty

loser

stinky

and ringo the leader of the g*ng his

warped mind and poor personal hygiene

make him the most fragrant of the bad

rats

he'd punch his own grandmother right on

the nose if he thought he wouldn't

all right you dirty rat snap out of it

let's get ready put on your disguises

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this is my flashlight see it goes off

and on like this um i have a thermos too

it's time for plan a to go into action

oh for the last time pierre

jump and forest fairies the door is

jammed so long suckers let's go boys

hey now hold on sister you're on squishy

bears

yeah yeah yeah keep your shirt on fat

head

coming we're coming don't worry

oh

we gotta find a phone somewhere

cheese and rice appear at the phone

ladies and gentlemen please welcome my

personal friends the fabulous gushy

bears squishy bears

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i can't see anything in this stupid

costume

it's my pleasure to

bears fans

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do what you want to the girl just don't

hurt me we ain't after the girl copper

all right everyone close your eyes and

count to three

ten a ten oh it's no use and this

thing's closed tighter than a honey jar

in january we must try this again

okay pierre it's your head

we're never gonna get out of here

cat breathe

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hey pierre got the door open

boy i can't wait to see the excited

faces of the children

hello kids

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hey those rats are up to no good i

better get some help

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hey what's going on

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he's got a g*n

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he's one of them

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hey you're one of the squishy bears

that's right monami come with us if you

want to leave

good

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the scam came off without a hitch boss

yeah them clowns didn't know what hit

them now those squishy bears are gonna

take the fall while we're riding the

shiniest floating the easy street parade

yeah we're gonna be rich retreats right

boss

all right all right take it easy boys

we're not through with this caper yet i

hear you boys it's time to go to plan b

plan b all right let's go

well what's plan b well uh

we thought you had plan b boss

so you see we're completely innocent but

who's gonna believe us

yeah now the kids of the world are gonna

look at us like we're a bunch of bad

apples

careers are over allows our ruined

hold on there squishy bears you can't

give up to millions of kids you're well

you're like this fire here

we and it seems to be going out

but see it can be reignited you squishy

bears are loved by everybody you bring

warmth and light to the children all

over the world there's no way anyone's

gonna hurt you you're the squishy bears

duck on it

and i got news for you i saw the real

culprits i'm a witness

they'll have to believe me

we need more than words one kitty we

need proof well i did pick up a couple

of clues at the scene of the crime oh

sure like this button and this hair and

this fingerprint blood and saliva

samples dna shirts fingernail

straightening

oh and this

so you see this footage

those rats stole the statue

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well it's been a long day we time to

close our cute little eyes

i feel so much better that squishy bears

autograph gave me a reason to live i can

do anything now

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my first official duty as the first

woman president is to name it the cat

secretary of fisheries since he saved my

life

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that's one small step for the first girl

astronaut and one big thank you to eat

the cat

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good morning my feline friend who is

ready to find some breakfast what we'll

be there as soon as we brush our teeth

pierre

good morning good morning good morning

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we're still recognizable in the daylight

if we're gonna go for breakfast we

better get some disguises

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all right who's out there

you know

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no one will ever recognize us in these

disguises

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of course it is humiliating but we must

get a ride

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hey

plenty of room in the back gee thanks

mister

hold on there sweet cheeks there's

plenty of room up front for a pretty

little miss like

yourself the whole point of having a

plan a is that you have a plan b how can

we not have a plan b we'll uh how about

we go right up to plan c oh there is no

plan c your p brain there's only a plan

a and we already used it oh i hate it i

hate it it's little beady eyes watching

me watching watching me watching

watching watching well gee boss since we

only have a plan e what if we run it in

reverse

that's exactly what we're gonna do

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and we're getting rid of this thing

right now

well uh gee boss how are we gonna move

the statue in broad daylight

we'll disguise it

down my spy with my little eye something

that is um great

submit

don't write again okay okay your turn

poppy okay all right i'll go

i spy with my little eye something that

is oh great great submit right

right again

nice kumquats

say there little miss do you like

puppets

mm-hmm

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and this is my faithful indian companion

who's a rabbit ted that's right cowboy

bill i may be a rabbit

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uh thanks mister anytime partner

come on you guys we better hurry

sausage a bacon trifle cheese of bacon

loaf with pork pudding and bacon cobbler

uh large bacon slushie bacon fudge

sundae with extra bacon bits tonight

america trembles as the search continues

for those soft cuddly merchandising

schemes gone bad

with the aid of our sketch artists we've

put together a composite of how these

master criminals may appear today

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it's a sad state of affairs when these

shaky bears squishy bears can pull off

so heinous a crime in broad daylight

these criminals must be caught

coast clear

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say aren't though

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you know you people really ought to

watch where you're going

don't worry mayor i've got him i found

the squishy bears wait a minute officer

that's not the mayor that's his statue

and these are the rest who stole it all

right copper

one step closer and i'll chip the

mayor's statue

you wouldn't dare

don't taunt him obviously he means

business that's right business i mean

business all right yeah yeah i'm all

business you see i always knew i was a

master criminal long before what the

my statue don't worry i'll save it

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it's heading for the armpits

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quickly grab all of my cute little paw

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gee thanks squishy bears i could have

really been hurt

the world owes you an apology squishy

bears

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and a special thanks goes to your new

friend squeak the

eek the cat and we have a little reward

for our best new friend

wow it was all worth it

oh geez where have you been

you're just in time for my new favorite

show we now return to cleveland heights

9006.8

gee suzy that's quite a pimple you have

on your face is everything all right

can't you see i'm hurting inside

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i feel so much better

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hey

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