Good One (2024)

[bunniefuu]

I know. I see it.

- I see it.

- Hey, mummy!

What's that for?

- Filtering water.

- Uh-huh.

And that?

That's to dig a hole

to burry your sh*t.

- No.

- Yeah.

That's disgusting.

Glad to know you care

about what I'm doing.

- Chris.

- That's a headlamp.

Which is also a flashlight.

No, it's a little flashlight.

It's, like, little.

How many lights do you need?

- Did you wash these?

- I washed the things you told me to.

But were these with the things?

You have no idea how much

preparation this takes.

Wash them in a river

if you have to.

- Jesse!

- Yeah?

Can you get me a

tampon? That drawer.

Thank you.

How is it not going

to get smooshed?

Because my dehydrated peanut butter

is going to work as a cushion.

Come on! Come on, come one.

What?

Alright?

- We love this!

- Dad...

- It's great.

- Come on.

Hey.

Get in the back.

- What?

- Can you get in the back?

Why do I have to go in the back?

Because I'm asking

you so nicely.

Three weeks ago you

said you were gonna go!

Sam's going. Everybody's

ready to go but you.

Yeah. Cause I'm...

I don't care! Go without me.

I'm fine, I'm fine!

- Hey!

- Little sh*t!

- You want me to...?

- No, leave it.

I don't wanna look at his

ugly little face this weekend.

- Are you sure?

- Just drive.

- Is Dylan not coming?

- No.

- Do you want me to try?

- No, no.

Let's just go.

Stephanie's gonna

f*cking love this.

- God.

- You want me to drive?

- Not really.

- Watch out for this guy.

I see him. Got the two eyes.

They're going this way.

That scaffolding has

been there for 14 years.

I'm not kidding.

It's not cheap to have that up.

- You want this down?

- No. Can you...?

Okay. Do you want it up?

Yeah. It's, like

going in my face.

Thank you.

- Matt...

- There's a glitch. Sorry.

Stop!

- Thank you.

- Some sort of wiring thing.

- Sure.

- Something with the wires.

Oh, there it goes.

How many miles a day?

Divided up, it should

be eight or nine.

Have we done that much before?

Well, it's all

about the terrain.

We have done the mileage, like

we did on the Mirror trail.

Remember?

So go pick him up!

Well, then tell him

to take the subway!

I don't care.

Good luck with that.

f*ck.

20.92.

3.99 on sale. You want one?

Matt, no. Put it all back.

The umbrella will

stay in the car.

The rest is for tonight.

You seriously need 16

ounces of jalapeno cheese?

- Yeah, I might.

- I got it.

No, I got it. I just booked

an IBS commercial, so...

You want some gum?

No. I'm good.

You need to learn

to indulge yourself.

Your dad likes to deny himself

the simple pleasures in life.

Because. I don't know, he's...

A pleasure for me is

to not carry around

a bunch of useless food that

has no nutritional value.

- This is, like, an ounce.

- Ounces make pounds.

Divorce is a lot of work.

But marriage was work and

divorce was the fun part.

It's all work and compromise.

Tell me about one time

you've compromised.

That's the problem. April

and I didn't compromise.

That's why we're divorced.

Casey does all your

compromising for you.

Some marriages are

easier than others.

I need a Casey.

You've got to figure it out,

make the old work with the new.

I gave her the apartment.

I didn't have to do that.

I mean, she's living

in the apartment.

His life's basically unchanged

because I'm bending over

backwards to make sure of it.

What the f*ck is

he so angry about?

His parents'

relationship ending?

Oh, hello.

Are you eavesdropping

on us back there?

I'm literally a a

foot away from you.

Then why don't you weigh in?

- On what?

- On my dilemma.

- What's your dilemma?

- That everyone's mad at me.

Sure, it's more

complicated than that.

I don't know.

Yeah, I guess.

I don't know, maybe

you should think about

how it's complicated,

like, specifically for

Stephanie and Dylan.

And then you won't

have a dilemma anymore.

Just fix it.

I'm just saying, think about it

from everyone's perspective.

That's all I do. I

try to figure out

what they're thinking.

Dad, can I drive? I'm carsick.

You're sick because

you're texting.

Dad.

sh*t.

Can you check that, Sammy.

Better check.

Sharon said,

"Did the approvals

come through?"

Text her that I spoke

to my guy at the city.

We expect the approvals

on the Tuesday

after the holiday.

"My guy at the city..."

- Okay.

- What'd she say?

I don't know, I just sent it.

Okay. She's typing.

Uh-huh.

She said,

"Construction must

start by Tuesday."

Oh, for Christ's

sake. Alright.

Uh...

Just tell her,

"The work will be completed

on the agreed upon date."

It's kind of cold.

Well, what would you say?

I don't know, like...

"Even if we don't...

Even if we aren't

able to meet..."

You can't just roll

over for these women.

They'll keep asking

for the next thing.

What do you mean, "these women"?

How stupid is it.

This outdoor kitchen that is

three feet from

her indoor kitchen.

Can you just call her?

- I'm driving.

- Okay, let me drive.

Text her, "Roger that."

- R, O, G, E...

- Yeah, I got it.

Sent it.

You could have

left the umbrella.

Yeah.

You didn't tell me that

we were sharing a room.

Oh, God.

You'll survive.

It was the biggest smile that

her plastic surgery would allow.

- Like this?

- Like that.

Oh, here it is.

Alright. You've got some cod.

Thank you.

And a couple of burgers.

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

- Another beer?

- Yeah.

Same.

I don't think I've ever

seen you eat this much.

This is a regular

amount of food.

I didn't know you ate meat.

I thought you were a vegetarian.

I eat meat at lunch.

Really?

I've never been a

vegetarian, Dad.

You seem like one,

though. Don't you think?

- Sort of. Yeah.

- Just a little bit?

- No.

- Slight...?

- No.

- A shading of vegetarianism.

- No.

- No?

Get your own.

Fair trade.

I don't want your frozen fish.

You'll be dreaming of it

after three days of

powdered peanut butter.

I like the peanut butter. It's good.

I put it in my smoothies and stuff.

- Jesse's addicted, too.

- Who's Jesse? Your lady friend?

You have a little

food on your lip.

She's my friend.

What's her deal?

Um.

She's going to NYU next

year for photography.

You're lucky, man.

This one likes girls.

Boys are f*cked up.

You should see Dylan's

browser history.

The internet is a dark place.

I tried to tell him that.

The search terms are from

a f*cking horror movie.

I wish we were four,

but three will do.

Eww!

This was today?

Jesse!

- Mircoles is Wednesday.

- Right.

Sbado is Saturday.

- Yeah.

- What is Monday?

- Lunes?

- Lunes. Is martes Tuesday?

- Maybe. I don't know.

- Lunes, martes, mircoles.

- Thursday...

- Viernes Is Friday, right?

Yeah. Sabado. Is

domingo Sunday?

Domingo. Yeah, maybe domingo.

We have six out of seven.

That's not f*cking bad.

We're leaving.

Okay, so on this

curve, just easy.

- Easy.

- I'm taking them easy.

Yeah, yeah.

It's just sometimes

it doesn't feel easy.

I'm just driving.

Okay, slow down a little bit.

I'm going the speed limit.

You're actually going

five miles over.

I'm not. And you always

go at least ten over.

That is my privilege as father.

She's a better

driver than you, man.

That's because I taught her.

Thank you, Matt.

Take a left up here.

Okay.

Damn! That's heavy.

- You're joking.

- What?

We are hiking all day.

Yeah.

So it's going to

be be a lot heavier

after an hour or seven.

I'm fine.

Uh-huh. Take that off.

Let's do a little

necessity inspection.

- Oh my God.

- Oh my God!

That is heavy.

What the hell do

you have in here?

Okay.

It's this thing.

What am I feeling here?

Oh my God. You

think you're even

going to make a dent in that?

I'm not gonna twiddle

my thumbs at night.

I brought playing cards.

Another extravagance

I don't approve of.

Oh, in here is something you

could have lived without.

And more denim.

I'm not going to wear the same

pair of jeans for three days.

You shouldn't be

wearing jeans at all!

My God, Matt!

This weight is going

to be k*lling you.

- I can handle it.

- You have, like, four cups.

Like, how many do you need?

Hey, what's your favorite color?

- I don't know. Blue?

- But is it really blue?

I don't know. Does it matter?

I always wonder.

When people ask

me that question,

if I'm giving a real answer,

or if I'm just saying

the first thing

that pops into my head?

Who asks a grown man what

his favorite color is?

You would be surprised.

I always say orange, but I think

I only say that

because it's bright.

Not all oranges are bright.

I guess I'm talking

about bright orange.

You're an odd man.

I didn't think bright

orange existed in nature

until I saw this mushroom cap.

It was f*cking neon.

Oh, and newts. There's

an orange newt.

You know newts

have been in space?

A lot of animals

have been in space.

So it doesn't move you at all

to think about

this tiny amphibian

being plucked from

the forest floor

and flung into outer space?

I think I could have been a

philosopher in another life.

I would have been

happy with that life.

It's not really a job, is it?

I'm talking about fantasy.

You could be a

philosophy professor

who wrote on the side.

Yeah, a philosopher.

- What about you?

- What do you mean?

In another life.

I'm happy with the

one I've made now.

If you had to choose.

Bookshop owner.

What about you, Sam?

I feel like I still get

to choose this life.

You better not waste it,

cause you only get one.

Nobody can say you haven't

made the most of it.

What's that supposed to mean?

Just that you've enjoyed life.

- And?

- And it's a good thing.

Well, you've enjoyed life too.

It's not an accusation, man.

It feels a little accusy.

Oh, for crying out loud.

How was your nature pee?

It's great.

The bars were supposed

to be packed on top.

You packed the bars.

I think I could do it.

People train for,

like, a year, Matt.

But if I had to,

like, g*n to my head,

I would get through it.

There's a whole strategy.

It's not just, like, running.

It's training certain

muscles to perform

in a certain way, about pace.

You can't just jump into it.

Then how come there's

always some 80-year-old dude

hustling with the 25-year-olds?

Because he's probably been

doing it his whole life.

The impression I get

is that his wife died

and he needs a purpose in life.

Okay. But I think for you,

since we're talking about you,

I think it's going to

take more than just grief

to get you in the marathon flow.

I'll train.

I'm just saying, you want

to ease your way into that.

I don't think you

want to, like...

It's like steps.

You're just jealous because

I can run a marathon.

I'm not jealous that

you can run a marathon

because you haven't

run a marathon.

But you get back to

me when that happens.

Count on it.

Come on.

Just keep it coming.

Can you hand me

your sleeping bag?

Yeah. I realized

a lot of miles ago

that I left it in the car.

Are you serious?

What are you going to sleep in?

- What's up?

- Matt forgot his sleeping bag

You're gonna be cold.

I got a beanie.

I did send you a list.

I thought that was the

stuff you were bringing.

Interesting you

managed to bring booze

and didn't bring a sleeping bag.

I figured I'd need

it for the cold.

f*cking lighter.

Sam, do you know

where the lighter is?

Why don't you just

rub sticks together?

Thank you.

Trail friends!

Hey, company!

Other people!

- What's up?

- Hey.

Hello.

- Welcome.

- It's a nice little spot you got here.

- Good real estate.

- Thanks.

And this is nice.

Is this vintage?

Yeah, well, I'm vintage, so...

He's going to be vintage cold

because he forgot

his sleeping bag.

You want to borrow

mine, big guy?

Yeah. This guy runs hot.

No. I'm good.

You should take it.

I'm gonna be monastic about it.

No frills. Just me

and the forest floor.

Cool. Yeah. Me too.

So say if you need it.

Great. Thanks.

Hey, I want the

flat spot tonight.

I was on a hill last night.

Okay, let's get one

thing straight, though.

That's the pee rock.

And then 40 meters that

way, that's the poop rock.

Are they staying here?

That's fine. Is that my cup?

- Are they staying here?

- It's fine.

It sucks when you need to pee and

you see a poop right next to it.

I'm gonna go scout a poop spot.

I'll scout a pee spot.

Not yet.

Patience.

Careful.

I'm careful.

I know how to cut

a scallion, Dad.

Totally.

My girlfriend at the

time was a witch.

- And...

- Hook me up.

You know, she kind of got me

into doing a daily reading and...

But then I actually

found a lot of value.

You know, kind of

just a nice framework

to kind of approach the day.

Oh yeah.

Perfect.

- I haven't had a reading.

- Oh.

I'm interested.

I'd love to do one for

you if you don't mind.

- Tonight?

- I don't have my deck on me.

- I have a deck.

- You have a deck on you?

When do you put the scallions?

What kind of deck do you use?

You garnish with the scallions.

Oh, I see, it's a garnish.

Put it on top.

It doesn't go in with the rest.

She knows what she's doing.

That's a very steady pour.

Did you notice that, Matt?

It's a very steady pour.

Do you guys want chili flakes?

Yes, please.

- I want everything.

- All of it?

Well, not the whole

bottle of chili flakes.

Of course not.

I'd like the whole complement,

the little magical things

in that plastic bag

that you brought.

- Cheers, boys.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Cheers, guys.

Love you guys.

Mmm.

Mmm!

- It's yours.

- Thank you, Sam.

Thank you.

God, this smells good.

You guys are like

little monsters.

You okay?

It's just...

It's just so good.

I wish Dylan was here

so he could try it.

What was our first hike?

Was it the year we graduated?

It was a year after we

were out of college.

You just started dating

April. God, she was hot.

You're talking about

Sam's mother, Matt.

I know Mom's hot.

You guys had just

started dating.

I was super pissed that

you brought her along.

She was the only one that

knew where we were going.

She did everything.

We were hopeless.

You were hopeless. It

was such a crazy idea.

So we're going up this

steep mountain road...

With the cliff.

Like, two inches from the edge.

You could see skid marks

going off the cliff.

And it was pitch black.

Couldn't see a thing,

not even a moon out.

April had to tape a flashlight

to the cliff side of the car.

And it's a 200-dollar

beater of a car that we had.

A disaster. That wasn't even

the weird part of

the whole trip.

- What was her name?

- Angela.

- Angela.

- Who's Angela?

She wore flip-flops the whole...

I was dating her. She wore...

Yeah. Matt couldn't

handle being alone,

so he manifests this

female to bring along.

Well, we properly did it.

She'd met my mom,

but she wore...

She hiked in flip-flops.

The whole time!

I even know that

you don't do that.

But then she just left.

- Do you remember that?

- I remember.

And we only had one car.

I don't know how she...

She walked home

in her flip-flops?

Was something wrong with her?

She was schizophrenic or...?

Yeah, but I don't...

I don't think

that's why she left.

I mean, maybe...

It's because you farted

her out of the tent.

You two are fools.

In the tarot, the

fool's actually awesome.

It's like a...

innocent adventurer.

I hope I'm a fool.

When I'm old.

You can't play that.

Aces are not high.

Since when?

The beginning of

the 19th century.

When the game was invented.

Walking is cool.

I love walking.

Yeah. Our buddy Josh was

supposed to come too,

but his cousin died,

and now he's walking to Canada.

- Yeah.

- To honor his cousin.

Did his cousin walk?

No. His cousin died.

When I was in my

20s, my ex and I,

we hiked through Patagonia.

- Oh, we did that!

- Took a lifetime.

We did that last year.

We did six weeks

in South America.

We've got to get back there.

You guys ever go to Alaska?

Yeah, we did rovers,

like, three years ago.

It's too cold for me.

It's cold. I don't

like that too much.

Wow.

Well, I'm thinking of

doing a trek across China.

Putting a crew together three

to four weeks next year.

Are you? How's Casey

gonna feel about that?

What do you mean?

She'd come with.

With the kid?

This guy looks old, but

he actually has a baby.

Whoa!

Seriously, how's

Casey gonna feel like

if you take off for a month.

I don't consider it taking off.

You know, the best thing

you can do is have a family.

That's the last step

in your maturity.

And sometimes they're gonna

hate you. And sometimes...

they gonna even want

to hang out with

you, like this one.

Would you consider trekking

across China with me?

Yeah, that sounds cool.

I'd trek across

China with you, man.

I'm in.

Now we've got our team.

Matt, you come too,

but you got to

work on your core.

I gotta piss.

- Are you sleeping?

- I am.

OK.

- It's ready now.

- It's not.

It's gotta get to a full boil.

Otherwise, the bean doesn't...

meet its potential.

You need the bean to

meet it's potential.

Okay.

Hey.

How'd you sleep?

Soundly.

Were you one with the forest?

A slug.

Oh yeah.

You probably shouldn't

eat food in the tent.

I need my night snacks.

You had food in the

tent last night?

- Just a little bit.

- What were you thinking?!

A bear can smell a

f*cking blueberry, Matt!

- I have low blood sugar.

- I don't care what you have!

Be reckless with your

kid! That's my daughter!

- Dad, it's okay.

- Okay. Chill.

- No, it's not!

- Chill, chill.

He's right. I'm

sorry, Christopher.

French fries,

soggy from the oil,

but still crispy,

dipped in mayonnaise.

Strawberry

milkshake. Very cold.

Okay. Wedge salad with a

ribeye and creamed spinach.

And two martinis.

Um...

Fried chicken sandwich I had

I had that had this,

like, jalapeno coleslaw.

Soup dumplings, piping hot,

but cool enough you

don't burn your mouth.

Grilled cheese with

American cheese,

tomato and a Coke.

- Very cold, from the can.

- You know what?

Just a simple fried egg

with bacon and sausage

and hash browns,

and two blueberry

pancakes with maple syrup.

And also a waffle.

Sounds reasonable.

- Here.

- Nah...

We're gonna get more.

No. I'm good. Okay,

give me that water.

Okay, let's do this.

This make our top five?

Yeah, I think it does.

Oh.

This must be the elevation.

Everything okay with work?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Yeah. I didn't come up

here to think about that.

Oh, Jesus.

Okay.

No more.

Dad.

Stop.

What?

- No.

- Come on.

Hey, Matt, will you

take a picture of us?

Let's see.

Okay.

- Thank you.

- You can see my bald spot.

- Isn't that nice?

- I like that one.

We got to do this more often.

I got to do this more often.

I got to, like, hike

the whole West

Coast or something.

Yeah. You should.

Why?

No. Absolutely.

Dad...

What?

You should do that.

That'd be fun.

It's so quiet.

Oh.

Alright. You ready to

be freaked the f*ck out?

This is gonna be

so f*cking scary

you're gonna sh*t your pants.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

So this happened to Allison,

who works for me.

And she was, uh...

She is a very nice girl.

But she's had such

a terrible time

meeting guys, right?

Very bad luck.

But finally she meets

this guy online,

and she's smitten with him,

and he is smitten with her.

And, in fact, they're

a couple of smittens.

And he has a cabin in the woods.

In... in...

deep woods.

Oh my God.

What?

This is...

Focus! This is...

Anyway, so they go up there.

There's no internet

and no cell service.

Oh, and there was

a sound outside.

And so she's like,

I should go outside

and see what's out there.

Is it an animal?

And so she opens the door

and she steps outside.

Dad, you're terrible at this.

This is real!

You're supposed to be confident

in all your details

and everything.

- That's what makes it scary.

- It wasn't an animal.

It was the ex-girlfriend.

She had a knife or something.

Maybe it was the

neighbor. Anyway, the end.

I was just getting going.

You have no patience.

Dad...

That was the worst.

Okay, I've got one.

And this is a

real-life true story

that you better

brace yourself for

because it's f*cking spooky.

So there's this guy.

We'll call him...

Smatt.

No, Pat, we'll call him Pat.

So Pat is a successful

man of stage and screen.

For example, he has

a recurring role

in an early 2000' crime drama

and with that money,

he buys an apartment.

And he's living high on the hog.

People love him and

he's got a wife,

and soon he'll have a son.

And everybody is

living high on the hog

until work starts to dry

up and he can't book.

And the residuals

only take him so far.

And his wife is a poet,

which to her credit,

she did start teaching

adult ESL classes at night.

But it's not gonna put

the boy through college.

So Patty boy starts to panic.

And another actor friend of his

sells blenders on commission.

So on his darkest

day, Pat signs on.

And you know what?

He's amazing.

He's great at selling

toasters and blenders.

He's so good, in fact,

that they pay him

to train the other employees

and they fly him to Vegas,

they put him up

at Caesars Palace.

He's training hundreds

of failed actors

to sell these products.

And one night at

the craps table,

a female trainee puts

her hand on his knee

and she asks him up to her room,

and, well...

he does a stupid, stupid thing.

It's pretty spooky, right?

You do the bad thing, and...

I don't know, you keep thinking

about the bad thing,

and the bad thing is

all you think about.

Multiple times a day.

And one day you realize,

oh, I only thought about

the bad thing once today.

That's not even the thing

that made her leave.

She never even

really knew about it.

Then you think about the

bad thing a little bit,

but then you kind of

can't even remember

what the bad thing was.

And after a while you

don't think about it.

It's like it never

even happened.

f*ck.

I'm sorry. I'm

really weepy lately.

I was so in love with her.

Remember when she got

pregnant and I got so sick

and I put on, like, 15 pounds,

and we joked that it was

like a sympathetic reaction.

But she never knew this...

That I actually felt her labor.

I felt myself being

torn wide open.

That's a thing. In

Papua New Guinea,

the husband will build a hut,

and when the wife

is giving labor,

he'll like, enact labor,

he'll basically

do a labor ritual.

I don't know why we don't

do that in our culture.

I certainly felt that.

And now all I'm

thinking about is,

this is my future.

I don't know how he became so...

Yeah. Untethered.

Oh, man.

It happens to the best of us.

The worst just

doesn't happen to you.

You're involved in the process.

Well, I didn't want

to get divorced.

It wasn't my idea,

for the record.

Maybe mom wouldn't want if you

didn't do things that

made her want to.

I didn't do things until

after she did things.

So it's both your faults.

That's my point.

I just couldn't make

your mother happy.

Okay.

She's right. You're right.

We're all complicit.

How did you get so wise?

I'm not really.

So tell me this.

What's next for me?

Hmm...

This might be really spooky.

Um...

I'd say...

in two to three months

you're gonna meet a

beautiful 25-year-old.

And then you're gonna stay in it

because it's fun.

She's gonna stay in it.

Then it's gonna

get kind of serious

when she turns 30.

Cause she's gonna want to

start doing adult things,

you know, like, have the kids,

do the marriage, you know.

And, I mean, you're 60,

so you have no control.

You're gonna do

whatever she says.

So then you are gonna

be 60 with a newborn.

Alright. Okay.

Yeah. Alright, we get it.

I'm just kidding.

It's depressingly accurate.

When will my son stop hating me?

Never.

But look what you

made. Made a good one.

I tried not to f*ck her up.

I don't think it's a matter of

whether he hates you or not.

I think right now he feels

the need to protect Stephanie.

Yeah.

So right now,

just don't make him pick sides.

I just think about all

the bad things about me

that she's filling

his head with.

I mean, you're

always gonna wonder

what she's saying about you.

But the best thing you

can do in this situation

is just say only nice

things about her.

Try it. See what happens.

Too young to be so wise.

Well, I've had some experience.

You just give Dylan

too much stuff.

He's gotta take care of himself.

Or do that.

Go to bed, man.

Dad. You're sleeping.

I'm not sleeping.

But I think I'm gonna go to bed.

Okay. Do you want water?

No, I don't.

I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

Good. Okay.

- Watch the fire.

- Be right there.

Yeah. I'm okay.

- Sweet dreams, buddy.

- Yep.

You're pretty smart, huh?

And observant.

- I don't know.

- Oh, yeah. You are.

Okay. Observe me.

You're a little drunk.

No, sh*t.

And sad.

Ding, ding.

You know, I haven't

lived alone in 30 years.

You have Dylan, though.

He thinks my place

is depressing.

It is depressing.

Maybe you should

get some plants.

Plants.

Well, it'll get better.

That's what people say.

Sorry. It's kind

of a dumb thing.

I know. I believe you.

Oh. It's cold.

Yeah.

You know what kind

of moon that is?

- No.

- It's a new moon.

See how you can...

sort of see the rest of it?

Like you can see the

outline of the old moon.

It's called earthshine.

Earthshine.

I love that word.

I'm going to put this out.

Yeah.

Or you can sleep

next to the fire.

It's probably warmer

than your tent.

Unless you can keep me warm.

Yeah. It's not fair. Your

dad gets extra body heat.

I'm gonna get some water.

Excited about college?

What?

Are you excited about college?

What?

I think that's

the first question

you've asked me all weekend.

Come on, I ask you

questions all the time.

Not exactly.

Well, are you?

Sure.

"Sure"?

That's it?

I just don't feel

like talking about it.

Like trying to squeeze

water out of a rock.

I'm just tired.

Stop.

- Dad...

- Come on!

Do you want to take a dip?

Attagirl.

So Matt said something

kind of weird last night.

Yeah? Well, he's a weirdo.

But he was kind of weird to me.

You know not to listen to him.

No, I know.

It was...

Don't get offended by

him. He has no filter.

I'm not offended by him.

I'm just saying.

He asked me to come

into his tent last night

to keep him warm.

Well, he should have

brought a sleeping bag.

Don't you think that's weird?

I hope you told him

he should freeze his

a*s off by himself.

That's what he gets

for not being prepared.

It's not about that.

Come on.

Can we just have a nice day?

Yeah.

Hey! I know you won't

get this until tomorrow,

but I had to tell you

that Solaris made

f*cking tofu lasagna,

and it was absolutely

disgusting.

And she was asking

everyone to go around

and tell her how good it was.

It was a mess.

Anyways...

Obviously, I miss you.

Uh... Yeah.

Bye.

Where were you?

Here.

You just up and left?

Yeah, I guess I did.

Well, I guess I

just don't get it.

I didn't think you would.

Sam.

What?

You wanna drive?

No.

Okay.

Will you please drive?

Okay, Dad.

It's locked.

It's locked!

Please, open the door!

Oh my God. Come on!

Hey! Come on! Open the door!

Sam.

Please. I'm tired.

Can you open the...

Thank you.

In-between two tall mountains

there's a place

they call Lonesome.

Don't see why

they call it Lonesome;

I'm never lonesome

when I go there.

See that bird sittin'

on my windowsill?

Well he's sayin' whip-poor-will

all the night through.

See that brook runnin'

by my kitchen door?

Well, it couldn't talk

no more if it was you.

Up that tree there's

sort of a squirrel thing.

Sounds just like we did

when we were quarrelling.

In the yard I keep a pig or two.

They drop in for dinner

like you used to do.

I don't stand in

the need of company,

with everything I

see talkin' like you.

Up that tree there's

sort of a squirrel thing.

Sounds just like we did

when we were quarrelling.

You may think you

left me all alone,

but I can hear you talk

without a telephone.

I don't stand in

the need of company,

with everything I

see talkin' like you.

See that bird sittin'

on my windowsill?

Well, he's sayin' whip-poor-will

all the night through.

Just whip-poor-will

all the night through.

In-between two tall mountains

there's a place

they call Lonesome.

Don't see why

they call it Lonesome;

I'm never lonesome

now I live there.

When did you write that?

How did you happen

to get that idea?