01x21 - The Final Face Off

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[Lord Dragaunus]
At last, I found it.

It's floated
for untold centuries,

shielded from the outside world.
Behold...

the lost city of Atlantis.

Those readings. The whole place
must run on Bellarium crystals.

Chameleon, get in here.

All right, all right.

This mission is doomed.

[Dragaunus] Listen,
you worthless piece of trash.

Steal the Bellarium crystals
on that island

and be back in one hour.

Hey. Ain't you heard
of the magic words

"please" and "thank you"?

Now! Or I'll shred your scales.

That's good enough for me.
[chuckles nervously] See ya.

[c.speakerTop]One day he's gonna be sorry
he pushed me around like that.

[sighs] I guess I better try
to blend in with the locals.

[inhales]

[gasps] Prince V'Lara!

Ooh.

[c.speakerTop]Lord Gargon,
Prince V'Lara has returned.

What? Uh...

Why, your majesty,
this is so unexpected.

Leave us. I wish to commune
with our prince

in private.

All right. Who are you?

Hey, you heard him.
I'm Prince V'Lara.

I know what happened
to the prince.

I have been ruling
in his absence.

Yeah? Well, they think
I'm the prince mug, see?

So I'm muscling
on your territory. Yeah.

Very well. Be Prince V'Lara.

Have all the riches
of the palace,

but leave affairs of state...

to me.

Gargie, baby,
you got yourself a deal.

[commentator] Well,
the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim

lead the Dallas Armadillos

three games to two in
the Western Conference finals.

And if they win this one,

they'll play for
the Stanley Cup.

Well, the Armadillos are ahead
three-two in the final seconds

[grunting]

[groans]

Nosedive steals the puck
with four seconds remaining.

[buzzer sounding]

Oh, the buzzer sounded before
the puck crossed the goal line.


That's gotta hurt.

With the Western finals
tied three-all,

the Ducks face the Armadillos
for the final game, Saturday.

Oh, man! I don't believe it.

I missed it
by a tenth of a second.

Easy, bro. You played the best
game of your life tonight.

Yeah, well,
it wasn't good enough.

In the words of the great
hockey master Tai Quack Do,

"Quit whining
and start practicing already."

[mumbling]

Yeah, Grin's right, kid.
Save it for Saturday's game.

Better yet, save it Dragaunus.

You're worrying about trophies,

but we've been here a year
without completing our mission.

You're right, Mallory.
It's time we caught Dragaunus.

And that ship of theirs.

So we can use their
dimensional gateway

to get back to Puckworld.

Comfortable, Your Majesty?

Yeah. Well, it sure beats
working in a sewer. [chuckles]

-[beeping]
-[gasps]

You blithering numbskull!

Get back here
with those crystals at once,

or I'll send Siege
to take you apart

scale-by-scale!

Go back to the boss' abuse

or sit here
in the lap of luxury?

Hi, this is the Chameleon.

I'm no longer reachable
on this number.

So go suck a lemon.
[blowing raspberries]

[beeping]

What? He shut down his comm.

Let me teleport there.
I'll handle the little fake.

You can't. We've lost contact
with the island.

And it's moving.

Oh, I knew this wouldn't work.

Now we'll never get
those crystals.

There might be a way,

if we had Wildwing's mask.

[Tanya] It's quiet out there.

Too quiet.

[laughs] I always like
to say that.

If a lizard so much as sneezes,
I want to know about it.

-[alarm sounding]
-Whoa!

Sounds like somebody'
s got hay fever.

They're at the army's tracking
station in the mountains.

We'll take the Aerowing.

[alarm sounding]

Commence launch sequence.

Launch sequence engaged.

Full power to thrusters.

Bustin' thrusters!

Huh?

I do approve
your reception, Siege.

Eat hot Tachyon!

Don't even twitch,
you club-tailed creep.

Yeah. He's not pulling
a fast one on us this time.

What do you say we pay
a surprise visit

to the Raptor?

No, you wouldn't dare.

Watch me, geek-asaur.

That's it, everybody.
Big group-hug. Come on.

Right on!

We got ourselves
an e-ticket ride.

On the Titanic.

Ah, the Ducks.

I've been expecting you.

I do hope you'll stay...

for dinner.

There's just one thing
I wanna know, Dragaunus.

What?

How do you button-up
your jammies

with such long fingernails?

I mean,
they're very handsome but long.

After months of interfering
with my plans,

you puck-loving pests
are going to make

my greatest triumph possible.

And all I need is your mask!

[growls]

[screaming]

What the blazes?

The mask only works on ducks.

You think Drake DuCaine
would let it fall

into the wrong hands?

So be it.

Siege, take him back
to the Aerowing.

You and your mask will
help Siege locate the island.

And the Bellarium crystals.

Think carefully before
you try anything clever.

Or I'll serve up a hefty portion
of duck soup.

All right, all right, Phil.
Calm down.

Klegghorn, I'm telling you
they wouldn't vanish

before the most important
game of their career.

Something's wrong.

[Klegghorn]
All right. Okay, okay.

I'll be right over.

Spot anything?

It's dead ahead.

People of Atlantis, behold,

Prince V'Lara.

[all cheering]

Thank you, thank you.
You're a beautiful crowd.

Hey, great to be back
in Atlantis.

[crowd cheering]

It's him all right.

We gotta grab the little twerp.

[squeals]

[roars]

[groans]

[both struggling]

Sorry, Siege. They treat me
like a prince here.

And besides,
they really like my impressions.

[imitating John Wayne]
Now listen up, pilgrims.

[all cheering]

We must connect
the gateway generator

to the Bellarium crystals unit.

Why on earth would
Dragaunus wanna

supercharge the dimensional
gateway generator?

'Cause he's a big, goofy lizard
who likes doing evil stuff.

Hey, I was just giving it
a shot. So sue me. Sorry.

Where's he going?

Who cares? Now's our chance.

[grunts and groans]

It's no use.
Those bars are unbreakable.

Who are you?

Prince V'Lara of Atlantis.

The guy
Chameleon's impersonating?

He don't look a thing like him.

Lord Gargon had me imprisoned

and took the Scepter of Atlantis
away from me.

What's the Scepter of Atlantis?

The source of my power.

Without it,
I'm totally helpless.

I wonder why he left us
unattended like that?

Off raiding the royal treasury?

You lying piece of filth!

Your pocket was empty before.

Now there's
six gold coins in it.

[exclaims] How'd you know that?

My magical mask.
Care to give it a try?

[grunts] Sure.

[screaming]

Get the key!

More guards.
Siege, hold them off.

Ha! Hope they nail you, sucker.

You sleaze-bucket!

I'll hold the guards back.
Go find your Scepter.

But it's hopeless.

Find it,
no matter what it takes.

[all screaming]

[shouting]

Well, I'm right back
where I started.

Come to Papa.

Ooh, yeah.

[beeping]

They're at Doyle Heights.

Worst neighborhood in town.

Not one decent donut shop.

Well, Gar, baby, what's
on the agenda for tonight?

A sumptuous feast, sire.

Then, a revelry in your honor.
Uh, but first,

if Your Majesty would sign
these proclamations

raising the taxes.

[groans] Work, work, work.

That's all I ever do
around here.

You ain't even begun
to work, traitor.

Guards, arrest that lizard!

Guards! Guards!

I can't wait to see what
Dragaunus is gonna do to you.

[stammering] But we ain't even
got the crystals.

I got 'em right here.

Ahhh!

We caught this creature
trying to escape.

[moans]

[chuckles]

You're gonna make one last
proclamation, Your Majesty.

Captured three times
in one episode.

That's gotta be a record.

As punishment for
your frightful naughtiness,

we sentence you
to become duck flambe

with a delightful lava sauce.

[chuckles] You nasty man.

Terrific.

I'm gonna be done in by the
world's biggest lava lamp.


Stop! Release that duck at once.

It's that old fool
who thinks he's Prince V'Lara.

The Prince, he's escaped.

Arrest that man!

I'm sorry, Wildwing.
I couldn't find the Scepter.

I think I just did.

Your Majesty, get me free!

But that could be dangerous.

You can do it, Your Majesty.
No matter what it takes.

Oh, dear.

Oh, excuse me.

Hurry.

[groans]

[gasps]

All right, Gargon. The stick.

No!

[yelping]

I'm thinking, hasty exit
right about now.

Exiting, stage right.
Run along the way.

Hey!

It was a tough fight, boss,
but I got 'em.

And Siege didn't help
one teensy bit.

-You lying fink!
-Silence, both of you!

Install the Bellarium crystals

in the main power
chamber at once.

One day I'm gonna tie a knot
in your tail, you little creep.

General Bliasaur,
are your forces ready?

We await your command,
Lord Dragaunus.

Siege and Chameleon
got the crystals.

I have to stop them.

[in an Elvis voice]
Hey, let me tell you something

a very wise bird once told me.

You can do it, feathered friend.

No matter what it takes.

I will, Your Majesty.

[stammering]
They're in that building.

What would the ducks be doing
in a dance studio?

I don't know.
Learning the "Lambada."

[Klegghorn] Holy crawlers!

So that's how those lizards
have been operating in secret.

[chuckles]
Now these could be helpful.

The crystals are installed.

Let's not waste any time.

The ships taking off!

I wish I was in a nice, cozy
contract dispute right now.

[chuckles] I've been looking
forward to this for a long time.

And we'll have a tasty meal
of par-boiled duck.

Your evil is doomed.

Yeah, you'll get your tails
kicked, just like on Puckworld.

Even if you destroy us,
others will join the battle.

Who? Those wimpy humans?

[laughs] They haven't raised
a finger against us.

Prepare to be hammered, dirtbag!

Ha-ha! I told you
that he was mighty with a pen!

Phil, the lever!

[all] Ahhh!

[all yelp]

Men, I have a brilliant
tactical maneuver.

Run for it!

Drop 'em!

Okay, buddies, you got us.

But I wanna say
just one last thing.

Have a nice trip!

Now no one can stop us.

[Mallory] Wrong, slime-ba*ls.

Whoo! Way to make
a last minute save, bruh.

Look, Dragaunus is opening
a dimensional gateway,

a huge one!

Yo, ducks. We got company.

It's the Saurian w*r fleet.

He's opened up a hole
to their dimensional prison.

So that's why he needed
to super-charge the gateway.

The time of your freedom
is at hand, my Saurian comrades.

Prepare yourselves
for total w*r.

We've got to destroy
that gateway generator, now!

Yeah, but that thing's our only
ticket home to Puckworld.

We'll be stuck here forever.

I've got to do it.

I promised a friend
I'd stop those lizards,

no matter what it takes.

[Siege] We're going down!

Think we'll hear
from those creeps again?

That depends. Have we been
renewed for another season?

Come on, Boobalahs. Let's go.
We got a game to win.

A few mores seconds, and the
universe would have been mine!

Curse those ducks.

Curse you all!

So I guess this wouldn't be
a good time to ask for a raise?

[commentator] Well, we're
in the final seconds.

and it's been a nail-biter
all the way.

The score is tied
at an incredible six-all,

with just ten seconds left.

-[grunts]
-[groans]

[commentator]
It's Nosedive on the break!

You can do it, Dive.

No matter what it takes, buddy.

[buzzer sounding]

[commentator]
Oh, the Mighty Ducks

are the Western
Conference champions!

And they're going on
to the finals.

And if they play
like they did tonight,

you can bet,
they'll bring home

the Stanley Cup!

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