01x11 - Microducks

[bunniefuu]

♪ On the road to glory ♪

♪ Ain't no turning back ♪

♪ It's got to be
the Mighty Ducks ♪

♪ On a quack attack ♪

♪ Look out, clear the way ♪

♪ The Ducks are here to play! ♪

♪ Ducks rock! ♪

[fans cheering]

[c.speakerTop]♪ Ducks rock! ♪

♪ Mighty Ducks! ♪

♪ Here come the Mighty Ducks ♪

♪ Burning up the ice ♪

♪ Just try and stop
the Mighty Ducks ♪

♪ And you're gonna
pay the price! ♪

♪ Here come the Mighty Ducks ♪

♪ Fighting for the gold! ♪

♪ Let's hear it
for the Mighty Ducks ♪

♪ Time to rock and roll ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Ducks rock! ♪

♪ Mighty Ducks!
Ducks rock! ♪

♪ Let's hear it
for the Mighty Ducks! ♪

♪ Mighty Ducks! ♪

[man 1]
This sure is a cushy job.

[man 2]
Yeah, the whole plant
is automated.

All I ever have to worry about

is spraining the finger.

[beeping]

Ahhh!

-Man, what the--
-Clear out, flesh-face!

You pathetic organisms

are about to be replaced

by machines.

[gasping]

[screaming]

[groaning]

[man 2]
To heck with this job,
I'm going back

to driving a dynamite truck.

[laughing]

Now, to reprogram this factory
to create

the ultimate machine!

Oh, it's my devastator robot.

I shall wipe out
the human bacteria

which have overrun
this planet.

Hmm?

[laughs]
This is the best

the world can send against me?

A bunch of ducks!

[laughs]

Eh, Wing, checkout Robo snot.

This factory isn't
your personal property,
Mister.

Doctor, you wretched organism!

Doctor Droid!

Flanking maneuver, team.
You know the drill.

Forget it, man.
I'm going to body check
that metal maniac myself.

Nosedive, no!

This game is far from over.

[gasps]

[grunts]

Be the m*ssile.

Ah! what happened
to that chrome-plated creep?

Oh, he's made a clean getaway.

Thanks to a certain
hot-dogging duck.

[beeping]

[Wildwing]
There's a disturbance downtown.

It could be Droid. Let's move.

We should be tracking Dragaunus
instead of chasing

these Anaheim nut ba*ls.

Be on your toes, team.

We don't know who or what
is on that roof.

[laughs]

Nobody can outwit

the Mindbender!

[laughing]

Is it Doctor Droid?

Nah, I think it's just some,
uh, goofy dude

in a clown suit.

[Mindbender]
My ingenious new thermal b*mb
will turn Anaheim

into hollandaise sauce.

You morons are no match

for my invincible brain power!

Grin, nail him.

[screaming]

[Grin]
Mind over mind.

[screams]

No, this can't be.

My evil genius
is invincible!

Hey, pal, you're lucky,

we got a game to catch.

[commentator]
Well, The Pond tonight

is a dramatic backdrop

for an epic struggle of, uh,

epic proportions.

The Detroit Crankshafts
can put a dent

on the one point lead

held by the Mighty Ducks

of Anaheim.

Oh, Wildwing deflects.

[fans cheering]

[commentator]
But the Crankshafts
get it back.

[Nosedive]
Back up, ducks,

I'm gonna steal that puck

and rock this house.

[grunts]

[groans]

[commentator]
Oh, I don't believe it,

the ducks are all down.

Wildwing has no defense,

and here come the Crankshafts.

Wildwing is all alone.

Can he do it!

There's the shot!

[fans cheering]

[commentator]
And the ducks take it

thanks to an incredible save

by Wildwing!

[Mighty Ducks]
Ducks rock!

[Wildwing] Tanya, I hope
we're busting our tails
finding Doctor Droid.

I hope you dug something up
on him.

[stutters]
Oh, yeah.
He was Otto Maton.

A robotic engineer
who replaced

most of his body

with mechanical parts.

[Mallory]
What, was he mangled
in some sort of

horrible lab accident?

[Tanya]
No, I just think
he got a kick out of it.

Did you penetrate
his cloaking shield?

Better than that.
He called our hotline.

[beeping]

[Doctor Droid]
Listen closely,

you long-beaked bacteria.

At midnight,
I am going to rob

the Natural History Museum.

Stop me... if you dare.

That's a date, bucket boy.

Uh, Wildwing,
does the phrase

"walking into a trap"

mean anything to you?

The only one who's going
to get trapped

is Doctor Droid.

To the Migrator.

-Turbines to speed.
-[Nosedive] Turbines
at full power.

[Doctor Droid]
The Crystal of Atlantis.

Only I, superior machine

with sophisticated sensors

could detect its true nature.

Now, I can seize

the manufacturing plant

without those
ducks interfering.

How deliciously ironic.

The very thing
which will make

my super robot invincible,

will also ensure

that my duck problems

are little ones.

[laughs evilly]

Jumbo juicer beat is here.

You know, his style
definitely lacks

a certain finesse.

Oh, who needs finesse

when you have power!

Ducks, duck!

Take cover!

Ahhh! I'm hit. I'm toast.

No, I'm fine. I'm cool.
I'm all right.

[Grin]
Spiritual living

gets you through every time.

[grunting]

[gasping, groaning]

-[Mallory] Tanya!
-[Tanya groans]

You little... [indistinct]
bird brain!

[grunting]

[growling]

Any damage?

[grunts]
Just my dignity.

And the chip head's escaped.

Wildwing, we should get back

to the pod right away.

Droid zapped us for a reason

and we got to find out
what it is.

[Phil]
They're sick. They're sick.

Maybe some chicken soup.

Yeah, I'm hungry.

[Nosedive]
Guys, this ain't exactly

how I planned
to spend my evening.

Relax, Nosedive.

The medicomm
is almost finished scanning.

Well, according to this,

you're all losing size
by the minute.

Three dust specks

in a vast infinity of creation.

[laughs]
Wow! This is incredible.

I mean, we might keep shrinking
until we reach

the... the subatomic level.

[laughs]
Oh, yeah. Of course,
it's just a theory.

Ah, this could put
a serious crimp

in my social life.

But how do we stop you

from getting smaller?

[Tanya]
Oh, I mean, it's obvious.

we got to get
Droid's ray device

to see if it can reverse
the process.

Then let's quit talking

and start rocking.

We'll go after the device.

There's no telling how small
you might get.

[Phil]
Hey, half of my team
is leaving.

Half of my team is shrinking!

No!

It can't be.

There's no money
in kids underwear.

[buzzing]

[Duke]
Launch initiated.

[Doctor Droid]
At last, the factory is mine.

Now, machines,

to work!

[laughing maniacally]

Now, not even those
parasite-infested fowl

can stop me.

Soon my army
of giant devastator robots

will go forth
and rid this planet

of human bacteria.

And so what
if I talk to myself a lot!

What a drag.

We've been benched.

Be patient, young friend.

But we can't just sit around
and do nothing.

Works for me.

[Tanya]
No, Grin, he's right.

We got to go back
to the museum.

I mean, what if Droid's ray g*n
doesn't have

a handy dandy reverse switch?

We got to figure out

how the shrinking process works.

Our only clue is to find out

what he stole from the museum.

And we better hurry
before we're, you know,

too small to operate
the Migrator.

[Wildwing]
Not a sign
of that mechanized maniac.

[Mallory]
Duke, don't criminals
always return

to the scene of the crime?

[laughs]
Yeah.

Only the rookies, sweetheart.

But Droid thinks
he's a machine.

and machines have
one track minds.

Then he may have gone back
to that factory

to finish what he started.

[Nosedive]
Hey, uh, Grin,
h-have you ever

driven this thing before?

[Grin]
Only in my mind.

[Nosedive]
I was afraid of that!

Yow! Hey!

Just park it anywhere, Grinster.

This is an exhibit
on Atlantis, man.

Why would a high tech wreck
like Droid

be interested in this old junk?

The Atlanteans

were a spiritually enlightened

evolved culture.

Evolved? Yeah, without cable?

Get your brain pan checked,
girly girl.

[grunts]

"The Crystal of Atlantis.

Purpose: Unknown."

Wow, that's a big help.

Yeah, it would be
if we can find
some trace of it.

Like that?

That... that looks like a chip

from the crystal.

[Nosedive]
So, what are we waiting for?

-Let's...
-[growling]

Run for it!

[screeches]

[sniffs]

You guys distract it.

I'll get the, uh, chip.

Yeah, no problem. That's cool.
Piece of cake.
[exhales]

Boy, I hope our life insurance
is paid up.

[meows]

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty,

kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty.

Eat puck, pussycat!

-[screeching]
-Oh!

Here... [screams]

[grunts]

Got it.

[screeching]

Oh, he's still coming!

Cover your eyes.

-[groans]
-[laughs]

That fixed his kitty litter.
[grunts]

Manufacturing plant,
dead ahead.

Well, well,

it appears
you're three ducks short!

Cut the wisecracks, Droid,

and give us the ray!

Oh, I could indeed,
I could indeed.
[laughs]

But the shrinking process
would take hours

and besides, I've already
used the ray

to enlarge
my new devastator robot.

He'll cut you down to size!

[grunts]

-Bad news, Wildwing.
Engine two is on fire!
-[beeping]

[Tanya]
With the omnitools analysis
of this chip,

we'll find out just how
Droid's ray device works.

Uh-oh, this is not good.

Wildwing, come in. Wildwing!

Droid's ray can be used

to make objects larger.

I got a hot news flash, Tanya.

-We're way ahead of you.
-Are you in trouble?

[Nosedive]
Only if you call
being attacked

by a k*ll-crazed robot trouble.

We got to help them stop
that robot.

At this size? What are we
supposed to do? Tickle it?

[growling]

Duke, you gotta pull
the heist of your life.

Get that ray device
away from Droid.

[laughs]

I thought you'd never ask.

Down here,
you overblown toaster.

[growling]

Whoa!

[laughs]
Oh, yeah.

Yow, man,
I thought this town
totally folded

after midnight.

[all screaming]

Rockola. Safety net. Cool

[grunts]

Try spider web.

Oh, are you sure?

Don't ask me,

ask him.

[grunts]
If I could just reach
my omnitool.

[Grin]
I am one

with the universe.

You picked a great time

to mellow out on us, Grin!

I am one

with the universe

and you

are one with my fist.

Nothing like spiritual living.

And a good right hook.

[Wildwing]
Take cover, Malory.

[grunts]
What cover?

[growling]

That is one super
mega-sized robo dude!

We've got to get inside. Look!

There's a tiny hole in its foot!

Now I don't suppose
we have a furlough coming.

[growling]

[whistles]

Eh, let's say we pull the plug

on this walking can opener,
huh?

A-ha.

Motion detectors, huh?

Yeah, they might trip up

a small-time thief.

But not Duke L'Orange.

[laughs]

Let's move
while it's distracted.

Bada-bing! I've got the ray.

Wait, wait.
Where's the crystal?

[Doctor Droid laughs]
Just like a duck

to fall for a decoy.

I've got the real thing
right here!

Duck soufflé coming up!

What the...

[groans]

He shoots, he scores!
[laughs]

How dare you betray me?

I made you.

I command you...

Command this, [indistinct]...

Ahhh!

It's Nosedive.

He must be inside that robot.

Nosedive, that thing
was your only hope

of returning to normal.

Yeah, well, it was a sacrifice
I had to make

for the good of the team.

A truly heroic statement.

Yeah, I got it
from a comic book.

Ah, there. I've cut the power.

Wildwing, how bad
is the damage?

[Wildwing]
Some wires are cut.

Otherwise it looks okay.

Okay, all right. Okay.

Well, reconnect the red wires,

but cross the blue
and green ones, all right?

And that... [indistinct]
We're on our way down. [laughs]

[Nosedive]
Yo, Tanya, why did
you tell Wildwing

to cross those wires?

Oh, an improvement
on Droid's engineering.

The ray should instantly

return us to normal.
[laughs]

And if it doesn't?

Then I'm afraid

we'll kind of, you know,

be blown to bits.

[Nosedive]
Oh. Now she tells us!

Those filthy creatures

may have stopped
one devastator,

but they'll never stop
an army of them!

[laughing maniacally]

I'll talk to myself
any time I like!

[laughing]

We're going
to have to shutdown
Droid's operation fast.

Are you guys thinking
what I'm thinking?

Okay, big brother,

let's drop
this heavy metal freakola!

[grunts]

[grunts]

At last, the world
will be crushed

by my machines.

[screams]

No, no, no!

Uh-oh.

I'd say it's game over
for Doctor Droid.

I made a perimeter sweep.

There's no sign of him.

Well, he's got to be
around here somewhere.

Hey, I found him.

Most of him, anyway.

Guy seems
to have lost his head.

[laughs]

Wretched life forms.

They think they've stopped me,

but I'll be back
to get revenge on them all!

Because you can never
truly destroy

a machine!

[laughing maniacally]