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03x08 - Hit the Road, Jack

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

03x08 - Hit the Road, Jack

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foreign

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garage just like you wanted boys

excellent now remember make no move

whatever against those mystery mono sets

until exactly nine o'clock sure boys

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[Applause]

come on guys what's the big surprise ah

wait and wonder sweetheart

hey what smells

all right who cut

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with just a hint of sardines oh

could i have my blindfold back oh go on

live a little

no appreciation was it fun i had

cuisines

well

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this slow motions gas got used mouse's

charmed lights finally uncharminated

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so

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foreign

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rest in pieces mrs

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hey out of my way

energized vaporizer

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hey who let out the gas

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who are

these high-tech hot dogs yeah hey i'm

back to speed likewise thanks for the

cover citizens now activating empty crap

dune fight at the last chance garage

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would you believe some alienating bikes

came to the mises rescue oh most

certainly everything is sliding up so

smoothly to its enjoyable outcome uh

does that mean you gotta go to the

little boys room boys my dear twittering

chocolatite merely do what you do best

and my perfect plan will precede a pace

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hear me sweetheart if anyone's hurt no

no no no no you're easy vincent these

lone rangers saved all our hides

including charlie's yeah well mind id

and yourself friend

jack oh jack

asphalt jack son of a g*n

just visiting i hope sort of passing

through lucky timing thanks to her angel

wanted to meet you angel

angel reps

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my uh

fiance beyonce

we hooked in at a california computer

expo where jack unveiled his cyber but

loaded everything i know into it they're

the most powerful weapons ever on wheels

and fully automated oh you mean little

spin dry dirty underwear you know you

guys hanging in chicago long actually no

we're on our way to get married

niagara falls oh so romantic yeah well

keep trolling hun

sooner or later even a day old cookie

like you is bound to dredge up some

bottom feeder hey

you know asphalt and eyebrows

uh you ready angel anytime

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adios amigos

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oh stay on cookie

come on shake it off charlie girl

yeah look on the bright side sweetheart

you always got us

sure who needs mel gibson

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hello einstein my bike's got other ideas

eh

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some jealous ex-boyfriends angel

what

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[Applause]

nice job angel if you've done yours pal

i never would have had to pull out my

stunner

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flight 922 of the cargo electronics on

final approach okay 922 you're clear on

runway 126.

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wasn't 20 dogs each enough last night

martian macho might have mega

metabolisms and those of us with

exceptionally buff is always gonna

tweak the physique and bros bros listen

our sky copper reports that fog has just

sucked in o'hare airport hey but here's

a wild one only runway 126. sounds like

a certain moldy cheeseheads doing some

serious scheming at the air show

heavy fog on runway 126 other runways

full perform instrument landing

roger okay you schools get ready for

some first-class baggage claiming when

the plane lands this fog will cover us

while we hijack this whole cargo

electronic dude

greek fish rubbing ahead bros let's

clear the air fumigate those funky free

boots

oh man it's freeze dune rangers

control jam i'm going

hey that's down jack and angel this

setup's gonna stink that's off the

charts i'll bet my good arm that detroit

dorsal face breathe hysteric cyberspikes

heads up citizens unscheduled crash

coming down

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again i'm sorry sweetheart but you know

the drill yeah charlie always gets the

short end of the bit

stabilization maneuvering

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looks like the crime boys cut out if

that motor city mackerel scored the

cyber bikes he must have jack and you

know what that means bros road trip move

down here we come i'm ready

sweetheart you know the rules no

civilians even if it means going back to

detroit again jack's my friend and no is

not an option as an answer well tempered

like a big bowl and a crowded elevator

how cute she thinks muscle mice like us

are gonna be intimidated by one

determined little grease monkey

now you know the rules sweetheart you

can hang out as an observer but zip it

cat bait jack's in there which means we

gotta sneak inside sweetheart

girl can get her ginger up snake the

biker mice sneak please i think not well

then before the lady gives us away it's

time for us to rock

and sneak

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very very quiet

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just as quiet as mice

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something screwy

hey charlie must have found jack then

let's just sneak through that door wait

gentle as a breeze

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heroic rescue services incorporated our

expertise is bound to please good

disease sister

move and the socket jockey gets it hey

just because we didn't bring a wedding

present i mean this is no reason man

you've got a maneuver for this setup

that's a tough call bro how about uh

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wait and see

elegant end game

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okay bros together

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two three turkey and glass steel no way

out fellas look they're mass producing

jack cyber bike of course how else to

ensure victory over my coestawa quoted

chicago cowie burger you can

you're really in no position to protest

when i present the galaxy's three

greatest renegades and there are

battle-tested bikes to lord cameron bear

you'll certainly crown me gwan

planetary governor of earth

ah true genius is ever so rare and in my

case ever so

white oh secret cameras hidden in this

tower i followed when because every move

he led me white to the computer shipment

that i needed to build those magnificent

machines

which was if memory serves my idea

my dear cycle swaddling siren you

performed exceptional work

so as bargained i hereby promote you too

number one assistant hey what's going

down i'm number one oh

sweat not number wes

there's plenty of room for two

superstars in the wee constellation

double cross and smelly

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you my dear displaced number one shall

return to detroit and lead your attack

of retribution upon that nefarious

non-talent bree while i accompany you to

regale in the glory of this

my finest hour then in a humorous twist

of fate i shall use brie cyber bites to

conquer roman upon messiah's cleveland

territory thus leaving his posterior

postulants lord camembert no choice but

to proclaim me grand poobah planetary

governor of earth with this blueprint of

the secret passageways and breeze rust

palace we got us a cozy little element

of surprise oh

mutual hatred truly is the tie that

binds you

ah my dear shady scientist look who

dropped him the new number one

oh tell me it isn't so oh come come now

what matters poultry titles meaningless

labels really

let us now join together as brothers

in the acquisition of my cyber bike army

and the inestimable pleasure of

assisting me in

destroying the biker mice from mars

[Applause]

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ah angel the fruits of my way were wiped

and ready to be weeped at west oh i

simply must test to have one myself

now who's the fairest biker in the land

step inside and let's chat finn face

breezy

time to review plans for your earthly

pupa ship huh since it's all about me

how can i resist

oh you really know how to pick them ace

here we go

maybe we better cancel our dinner plans

are you sweetheart

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ha ha gwen puba when it tell me governor

the very thought makes me oh quiver with

dewite

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kale for some worms vintage 1970

no no i'm on a worm free diet

but i am not

what

is this a joke oh no my dear condemned

compatriot this is

checkmate

this could be the ticket

hey not bad for an egghead and now

without further ado time to flatten a

certain fish into fillets sabotage

before pleasure guys first we wire

breeze cyber bikes to auto meltdown my

exquisite plan was simplicity itself

your camera spied on me while my camera

spied on you you build the sn*per bikes

to destroy me but then i take them away

to destroy you

well

you self-expanding waste wine if it's a

twap you want to try this brand drop

them

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i think your delicate balance of power

just ah

it would appear so

now my dear misguided gibbon

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a two angel a miss revson has always

been my ace in the hole and now all that

remains is to dispose of you collect my

cyber bites and sweep out to conquer

ramana parmisana's cleveland after of

course destroying those melodious mice

at long last a tidy

happy little ending

last two jack oh yeah time for a little

big time boomerang

visitors

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more than enough time to split this rust

hole

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hate to put this little love fest on

hold but all our priorities just about

faced yes quiet

my esteemed eel i suggest we formulate a

temporary truce to eliminate those

detestable vermin

maybe

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now where did they stash our bikes

let's take the shortcut bros

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this old bait bucket's made out of

plutaki and steel so that means the only

way out is paved with bad intentions

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gauntlet

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[Applause]

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two minutes to blow time

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cleveland

completely flummoxed both you

circumferentially challenged toadfish

didn't i

well him maybe not me ha going my way

cutie

you

were so busy double-crossing each other

you never discovered my secret

microphones ease dropping on all your

plans and now with my conquest of both

your territories i'll be crowned

planetary pooper but first a tiny branch

of strike

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medusa

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activity

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i could have been a contender

let's boogie ace let's rock and slide

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so jack has it occurred to you that for

the last few months you've been sucking

face with a sturgeon

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[Laughter]

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oh my beautiful west

you wondering wham play i'll eviscerate

your insides

and i'll drop you in the fish chowder oh

sticks and stones you grassing groupers

despite this personally souring setback

for once my own precious limburger tower

still stands safely in chicago

i must confess being a trifle upset at

my sudden demotion so

you didn't you couldn't have

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you did

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this truly is the end

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