03x06 - Rocketh and Rideth

[bunniefuu]

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one living legend

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now there's a contradiction in terms

bros

grease gullet in a museum

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the gentle pitter patter of greasy feet

check this bros says here at shakespeare

almost 400 years old

well we know snickerdoodle brains not

here to steal a book wrong the ratty

rodents the bus has developed the taste

for fine

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your voice from literature

uh

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well well must be lardhead's day at the

museum huh all g*ons half price i know

now she's half mangled yeah get him

divide and conquer bros

hey how's about a little heavy reading

time to take the escalator asaurus

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i could have been a sister mouse

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the shakespeare book it's gone oh man

charlie's waiting for us well we know

where to find him we'll give us bucket

many more returns after we like

charlie's

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and now i'm also deaf in one ear oh you

get over it

a book of fairy tales like the one

grandma used to read me oh you guys i

know she liked it

kiss me

now remember sweetheart it's your night

on the tent anywhere you want

perhaps the t-rex tank crush and

demolition derby oh my gosh i well i i

was kind of thinking of shakespeare in

the park wrestling and spitting contests

major mayhem mud wrestling and couch

toss you are there babe

right let's try it like this remember

you guys promised what you're talking

hey she said it's my choice so it's a

performance of shakespeare's the tempest

shakespeare

but sweetheart i even rented you macho

mice some evening wear oh

man we're hosed

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our revels now are ended these our

actors as i foretold you were all

spirits and are melted into air and like

the baseless fabric of this vision

less chatter more explosions

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the cloud cap towers the gorgeous

palaces the solemn temples the great

globe itself yay all which it inherent

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sorry bro instinctual territorial

imperative we are such stuff as dreams

are made on and our little life is

rounded with a sleep

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never mind

what happened to him just as well i

didn't understand a thing he was saying

but that's not the ending for

hmm that's funny i can't remember what

play we came to see that's easy it was

what was it anyway look at your program

sweetheart

the title's gone this is beyond weird

mega mucho weird i mean check it out

first oil pan steals a moldy shakespeare

book right and then one of the same guys

plays up and disappears coincidence when

bear cuda breaths involved never

maybe it's his own cute way of inviting

us for a little social call

let's rip and ride

is the fine tuning of the fictionalizer

finish doctor yeah almost your blueprint

vastness

i still don't get it he's going into a

book oh

one last time

the fictionalizer machine allows us to

enter the make-believe world of books

steal all the land they're in and ship

it back to plutarch as real

it destroys the story making it vanish

as though it never existed

oh yes yes yes

but such are the small sacrifices one

insignificant planet must make for the

good of a greater planet don't you think

yeah but i scared of books why come

we've got to go because my guideless

g*ons shipped the land they stole from

the tempest to the planet pluto instead

of blutak they need my personal

supervision and where i go

you

both go

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oh sorry birthday girl muscle's required

but it's my party and i can feed a fish

if i want to oh

quickly to the land of the melancholy

dane the fictionalizer is fully

functional you're either eminent

now

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bros

something is definitely rotten in the

state of

whatever state we're in

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guys

everyone's gone

ah a classic carbunclean contraption if

i ever saw one

what

limburger

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oh my gosh they're all in hamlet my

schematic

my lord it comes

my lord angels and ministers of grace

defend us barely

got you wait

looks this ghost not like charlie no you

weareth hot threads me lady nice tights

yourself my lord

forsooth

what's happening charlie ma'am where are

we and why are we talking like this i

did examine if that machine in

limburger's office bait butt is stealing

the land from shakespeare's plays thou

got caught in the ray beam because

you're smacketh in the middle of hamlet

wow verily indeed thou hast actually

become the characters of the play even

talking like them limburger hath made

himself king of denmark and throttle is

hamlet tis gnarly

hey why didn't i get the leap roll oh

but dark our woes when limburger steals

the land shakespeare's play shall

disappear forever so good riddance

shakespeare's boring i care not to wit

nor i

may have he'll destroy country and

western music next mayhap he'll next

plunder the pages of headbangers comics

forsooth mama there's the rub such works

of true genius must be saved

brethren uh bruce let's rock and revenge

this most foul and a natural plot

oh what a rogue and pleasant villain am

i

this proceedeth ever so perfectly soon

all of hamlet's denmark will be in the

space holding bin ready for shipment to

prove talk

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or just plain tail whip it seize them

let's rock it and write

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that is the question

what's going on cuz throttle have become

hamlet the most indecisive character in

shakespeare whether it is nobler in the

mind to suffer the stink and stench of

cheesy villainy the burden then is mine

check these experiences

i must be cool only to be kind

for suit the villain is baby

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you know it's all about the shakespeare

stuff charlie what do we do i remember

not the ending might have been senior

skip day well done laertes

now take down this poison blade and

dispatch the prevaricating prince

posthaste

moisturize that mouse oh

aye aye my liege alas poor yorick i knew

him horatio

horatio i mean vinnie

hamlet

whooping tail no

yes

maybe throttle

hamlet whosoever thou be make up thine

mind ah the readiness is all and i'm

ready to ride how about use now

oh a touch ice confession it

thou fowl and pestilent congregation of

vapors

i can't but remember ophelia drowns the

queen is poisoned laertes and hamlet

stop i remember hamlet's a tragedy

everybody buys the farm in the end

everybody everybody

a doctor i do believe we've sufficiently

to spoil this denmark onto wider

pastures good night sweet sewer rats

parting there's no sorrow at all

the remote is controlling it no

we're coming as well

hey what about my curtain calls

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oh man first tights now dresses pretty

what's next high heel pumps wait a

minute we must be in the place

shakespeare wrote about julius caesar

said in ancient rome and lo check it out

mullet mount spoons have already been

here looks it like the seven hills of

rome are down to one sand pile in an ant

hill time to sever those centurions bros

yeah the emperor julius caesar speak

seize those traitors to the republic

well if we're in rome then that's either

the roman army or a shriners convention

since limburger wants land it makes

sense he'd choose shakespeare's rome the

roman empire was huge the roman army

ain't exactly dinky itself sweetheart

benny vidi the meanie i came i saw i

ordered you to get those mice

well as they say when in rome give us

some palace

so that's how that happens friends

romans motor jammers lend me your ears

say what oh man this caesar is no god

upon what meat of us sees a feed that he

has grown so great worms i say

our emperor is no god he's a fish

hath we sufficiently mined the roman

empire most of rome have gone to spain

so

get me out of here to richard the third

and this time send it those medals and

mice to

some other play ah yes my roman

i send them to some useless romantic

tragedy

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oh romeo romeo

wherefore art thou

mouse

call me but love and henceforth i never

will be a rodentio oh call me by the cab

and get me out of here give me a break

romantically doth be my cup of root beer

vinnie and charlie as romeo and juliet

is most foul bro

this sort of thing could bring back a

radio

i faked the radio that's it yeah what

mean you carbuncle has been using a

remote control to work his fictionalizer

mayhaps i can strip his parts from

moto's radio and make a remote just like

it vince i can control with it we go and

wither limburger goes

the most dexterous biker made this

juliet

there

now hasten me to get that land back and

stop the cheesy tyrant

they're in richard the third

zone i've got it what we need to do is

get them back into the wrong play at the

wrong time listen i got an idea of yours

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what surely you just dress up as what

no

way

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uncle why are we here hide me back to

richie the third oh hell macbeth

king of scotland me

king of scotland

that's good isn't it yes scotland duff

possessed vast coal and petroleum

resources like cheesecraftiness

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wood a forest

move

that will never be and no man of woman

born shall harm

now that is good news

me things must spend some serious time

here in bonnie or scotland if no man or

woman born can harm me i'm unstoppable

success i've connected the fictionalizer

to all of shakespeare's plays and oh if

we don't succeed here in macbeth all the

land in all the remaining place will be

consumed as well

and the bike reminds with them well done

dear doctor

art imitating life how intriguing

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ah

scotland

i think i'll go press some peasants

do tell me if burningwood moses our way

will you

uh uh my highness i look toward that uh

boynham wood and we think it that trees

did uh boogie about what

man what is this with the dresses kilts

vincent they're kilts kind of like

scottish culottes

better

shakespeare never did write a decent

woman's role here come ladies

hey there's some scots on the rocks and

me without my swizzle stick still gotta

get thee past me you k*lled it k*ll

joyce no problemo that viscous violence

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beam me up scotty

look ladies it's the mess from loch ness

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turnfish

turn

the witches said i would not yield to

man of woman born are you through well i

got a news flash for you grunion guts

i'm not a man i'm a mouse and so was mom

oh

still friends

sorry slime ball we're right in this

ending

ladies charlene switch the switch i pray

you now

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first we slam this sucker into reverse

and send all the stolen land back to

where it came from

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oh the bart is back

i thought you said shakespeare was

boring well actually there's lots of

action weapons and battles and that kind

of stuff

shakespeare's cool except for all those

dresses yeah well now that we got the

controls how's about we condemn chum

cheeks and company to k*ll wearing

forever

i've got something niftier in mind

thought i'd share my birthday present

with him and my favorite fairy tale

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oh no please mr wolf please

what in the name of plutarch am i saying

i'll have for no puff and i'll blow your

house down

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did we live happily ever after now boys

you musicals

get me to a gooner

why did i die

folks

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