03x03 - Virtual Unreality

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yeah we are and you're not pretty enough

to be just who are you citizen what

exactly are you doing in the last chance

garage you ask a lot of questions ace

considering i got the blaster now why

don't you three just motor along

okay bros who wants to take him hey hey

i saw him first no problem you want him

you've got him oh yeah

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[Applause]

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okay sleazy rider feast on this

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well i guess it's my turn at that

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on human targets

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do

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foreign

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jack charlie

jack

i don't know maybe he burgles here

regularly quite regularly ah

it's okay asphalt

asphalt they're the good guys they're

just from uh out of town guys made

asphalt jack mccyber computer genius and

the hottest biker to ever tear up cook

county roads hey listen can we go inside

kid it's kind of cold i wouldn't want an

old to get chilled out what do

you think could come down with a case of

a pothole

speed moms

so uh last i heard you were a freelance

computer hacker in california yeah

say kid i gotta deliver some to chicago

university and i think someone's been

telling me the last few miles any chance

i could hold up here tonight why sure

jack no problem what are all friends for

dear me

i wonder what despicably deceptive

deviant could be following our fidgety

friends

oh i just can't imagine your

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call true oh that's a good one here let

me see it here it says see me

so what's this big cigarette you're

delivering huh how not to win friends

and influence people

you got some smart mouth ace what's it

look like

closed these guys are all right jack you

can trust them i swear

all right all right you want answers

fine

catch

oh what's this

duh look let me let you in a little

secret pal the motorcycle helmet's

already been invented yeah try it on

see anything interesting

ace

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next stop funny farm virtual reality

asphalt jack version the most super

realistic environment ever

oh my kingdom for a video camera

oh yeah man

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ash

not bad

barely tap my unlimited potential though

potential for what redecorating

so my spies were correct that cyberpunk

cyclist insidious invention is precisely

what i need to complete my newest little

plan uh uh is that why we're cloaked

here uh and surveillance

that now

i mean subject boys what are you talking

about see i got this book that refines

your vocabulary

talk big look looks easy

oh

grease pit with a vocabulary with the

death of addiction as we know it and now

it gets to eradicate the mices into

obliteration

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gonna clear away a mess all right a mess

of mice

well looking rose old grease gut is

moonlighting it's my career would you

please bear to catch a monster

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i think we're about to be in digestion

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okay better up mouseys hold that beef

stick large back because we're on with

fresh salad and we're not afraid to use

them oh yeah

your side dishes don't scare me

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returns fire

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oh

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try

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amigo

hey slick you looking for this we'll

come and get it wait wait you should

have his cake and eat it too

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how pleasing it is to find a restaurant

that still offers takeout

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[Laughter]

come on afterwards let them go charlie

and me can whip up another helmet in no

time hey what about limb burger well

tuna butt must have some really stinky

plans for your helmet it's not much use

to him without the password and i'm the

only one who knows it

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[Applause]

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oh sorry oh

i always lose when we place passwords

you're certain that connecting this

helmet to your ray will enable us to

distort reality and deceive everyone at

once

most

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superb

indistinguishable from reality

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so

on the morrow we shall turn our ray on

all of chicago and alter its collective

reality

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a great day to polish our bikes oh yeah

clear and sunny huh did you do just like

why are we freezing our tails off

hi guys oh

do worker bees finish the helmet yet

right here

and i'm so tired i've got the shakes oh

you're not the only ones charlie on the

knees are all knocking

wait a minute

oh no

no something we should know about bro

take a look i reverse the polarity

you're seeing what's really out there

oh man

it's limb burgers machines bros and

they're shredding this place up big time

why don't you tell me about me i mean

all this nice day stuff's just a cheap

illusion limb burger must have found the

password and turn my helmet into some

kind of widespread virtual reality ray

oh

ever so correct my grizzle genius and

soon i'll be converting chicago into a

delightfully desolate desert

jack can you cook up some more of these

helmets we're going to need them bad bro

you got it ace come on kid

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all right let's warm up these bones give

this fake reality a real tail whipping

let's rock and roll

hey throttle right where exactly what do

we blast it all looks so real just

follow my lead bros

vinnie and i'll take that truck moto you

get the bounce

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vinny take it

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vincent the hummingbirds

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oh no enemy bicyclist at six o'clock

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hey hey cool

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these martian muskrats what this ray is

really capable of

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[Applause]

man

no don't it's just

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oh

sorry

i thought you were an ugly old monster

ouch

nobody saw that did they

okay

i think the park's secure whoa except

for that one

no no no those are kids

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it's a bus full of kids

mama i can't tell what's real and what's

not this isn't bad juju rose we need

those other helmets pronto

time to rock and regroup

okay let's choose some seal hold up

there ace there's only one way to really

stop limburger we got to destroy that

ray on its own turf by traveling into

cyberspace cyber where is that near

detroit i think it's a ride at disney

world find it on any maps boys it's

right in the heart of limburger's

virtual reality the very core of it was

the fun in that yeah tooling with

computers is your gig not ours because

we work best when there's room to zoom

oh there's plenty of room don't worry

but if you're concerned about the danger

level danger as it life-threatening hey

why didn't you say so what are we

waiting for let's party

just hit the red button good luck guys

he's looking at you kid oh please

bring him back alive jack

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holy megabyte it's circuit shack radio

rama and chinatown all rolled into one

hey sorry jack be nimble but we'd be

better off rocking on our own wouldn't

be any use here when in rome you gotta

ride roman style i'd feel a whole lot

better on my old horse okay two things

when you ride be sure to stay on the

electron stream go off at ace and you'll

get short-circuited into oblivion

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oh this stuff gets better and better all

the time and second watch your power

supply we've got just five minutes to

destroy the corn split before our power

runs out or what we totally trapped in

cyberspace with no way out you got it

sounds fair enough let's ride

our foreign elements are moving through

the program's core blast those hairy

hackers and that meddlesome cyberpunk

egghead delete them

of my own in the cursor i will erase

them forever

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look out they're trying to delete us

something we said we gotta cram it with

data fire

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antibiotics

if at first

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then he's off the electron stream

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i

you know what catch me later i'll give

you some pointers on ness maybe i'll do

that you heard bro ah just my pride but

we gotta scoot man and we'll be in a

world of mega hearts those squishy skirt

wasters almost made it get in there and

stop them oh

well i see that it is now indeed time

for profiles and courage

with no concern for life and finn i will

enter this final frontier and boldly go

where no fish has swam before

central processor dead ahead power

warning running on empty pros let's book

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[Laughter]

well as my dear old great bird mommy

used to say when in doubt

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time to purge bros co2 missiles now

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time to blow this mainframe

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oh welcome back to reality rodents and

gentlemen you may have disabled our

little device but i shall have the last

blast

what's up with cheese pits is ryan got

mold on him he really thinks he's aiming

at us yep i took the liberty of doing a

little creative reprogramming in the

core right now limburger is literally i

shall in his own world yeah well that's

the only place you'll ever take down the

biker mice from mars

now let's rock and roll

well my furry friends

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triumph i'd like to thank my mother who

hatched me

and my father who gave me a good scaling

when i needed

they deserve to share in this proud

accomplishment right along with me

i shall now sign autographs

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[Applause]

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