02x38 - Academy of Hard Knocks

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well i'm sorry to report boys but uh

seems that payload of payback won't be

convoying through this city and on to

motown yeah so prepare for peaceful

disembarkment biker my style

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in renaissance

oh

oh well

at least i have a jump on plan b

operation a new goon up platoon

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ladies and gentlemen

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academy of hard knocks

because you can't go crying home to mama

this is your home now

i am your mama

really boys

that's so sweet to use because you know

i really misses my mom

that greasy lovable old fat

oh for pike's sake you will all report

to the lecture hall for indoctrination

immediately dismissed

where on earth did you get these cadets

at jerry lewis convention

well yeah oh just give them a chance

boss because day's considered very tough

orbiting friends

oh well bravery has a coat of many

colors i suppose uh speaking of bravery

and they just heard about them biker

mices and made me promise they wouldn't

have to fight him i didn't think he'd

mind

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today's lesson will serve to prepare you

for a little surprise invasion of

detroit

not that i necessarily desire that

cumbersome piece of rusted real estate

however it is currently occupied by the

most appallingly arrogant of antagonists

that abhorrent maniac

napoleon breeds

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please please remain calm

do not concern yourselves with the biker

mice from mars

for i am happy to announce they have

been

exterminated

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find your voice for mars

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so

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so it is pointless as you hopefully have

gathered to allow these dearly departed

do-gooders to distract you from your

training concentrate on our objective

destroying that motor city madmen

napoleon bree

and his june rangers

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why those guys

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i don't know who they are but i like

their style come on bros they're

starting to party without us

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okay

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hmm

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it was my turn to blast them

you snooze you lose hey i do all the

snappy lines around here too hey

i give i surrender i quit did that mean

anything to me

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hey

appreciate the help citizen but you're

stepping over the line and you just

stepped into something you shouldn't out

of my way boy

why you no

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let's a vacuum made

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what

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whoops excuse me

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the dishonorable fighting techniques of

breeze dune rangers familiarize yourself

with that powerful weaponry and

carefully examine their vehicles but

one thing is of the utmost importance

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how did that get in there forget about

those miserable mice you entering away

faces you yourselves have seen that

their history kaput 86 so pay attention

oh well played sir delightful

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let's say we give these homeboys a

guided tour bros yeah up close and

personal

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split up

whoa you want to dance close hey we'll

try to go bump and grind

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you know you boys are really starting to

annoy me

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came a long way for that felt good

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well we like to see them mice again just

to be sure they ain't alive

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well if it'll help focus your meter

attention zombre then

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rest at ease my dear cowardly cadets the

biker mice have simply been

removed for no taxidermy reasons for now

just pay what detention span you have to

the film clip there'll be a pop quiz

later

only and breathe

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what but permit me to present a counter

proposal number one

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a bit unstable isn't he looks like

negotiations have broken down big time

well what we need is some room to make a

few points of our own let's move

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quickly follow those rodents

why

that is why

those mice will clear a path and we'll

follow them to safety

now move your demented dripping don't

bleed your glorious glutes

a dreadfully sorry carp uncle but at the

moment it's every man or whatever you

are go for himself

one them into the ground

them out whip them up go go go whoa

this guy's got terrible taste

all right their biker bus is getting way

ahead of us

we ain't fast enough indeed then i shall

lighten my load

the asteroid attractor free gets his

claws on it oh

i gotta get rid of it

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good plan charlene charlie girl what are

you

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ride the wild wind rose

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but not this way yeah i don't want

charlie girl caught in the crossfire

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yeah boys

what did you do with those biker mice

mannequins you lard loaded lunk head all

right right there boys ready for bath

time

i got you a little that grease on them

to

get them put back together and back on

display immediately before we lose any

more cadets and get cleaned up your

schedule to man the lecture next

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at one last i will have my revenge and

ruin my reprehensible arch rival

prepare to destroy the wimburger towers

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who dares disturb the slumber of

lawrence

i want the smell of a sneak attack at

midnight

there goes the neighborhood where's that

incoming coming in from the lake

beach to the beach bros let's rock

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hey it's lindberger's fish-based arch

rival from detroit that napoleon bree

cloud

wow can't argue with his message or his

motivation yeah but a stray shell could

miss lindbergh's tower and seriously

impact on the local yokel's blows so we

gotta can that cannon let's take our

best shot from the shoreline let's run

what isn't those miserable martian

marmosets causing the old squeeze play a

lovely chance to eliminate both those

wag tag rodents and wimbo go in a

masterful goop de guass

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oh mama they got some serious seagulls

on this beach

before we start my lesson entitled

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how to take a punch and a kick to the

head with a smile i wants to show you

that then biker mice bodies again just

to appease yourselves

everybody down i'll try this very hard

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well i must say

it's

wonderful

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now

the curtain has fallen on those

distracting dormis so

sit down shut up and pay attention

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the floor

why what's wrong with it did i drip

freeze there too

sorry buzz i'll be glad to take this

floor i don't know what i'm going to do

with it

let's just continues with the lesson for

now

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now we're cooking

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trap snare ambush pitfall the

terminology does not matter for their

definitions all include the name

napoleon breed

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chicago real estate is really going up

attention my toon wages let us pray

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three minutes i finally twapped those

little twix but here's the big question

what would make my gwendolyn love me the

most if i bought them to her half a wife

or

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you're jealous

wow

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this is what you might call a martian

mouse sandwich yeah triple decker with

two slices of oat loaf on either side

okay bros as practiced

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now that you've completed this crash

course in the art of napoleon bree

warfare i hereby graduate you from the

limburger academy of hard knocks

now

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hey sunshine

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oh no thanks i'm trying to cut down but

i'll tell you what i will fatten your

lips for you sugar

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what now

oh no

i should have guessed

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well the best laid plans and mice and

men or would that be mice and fish

please don't say that in the same breath

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return to the academy my young mutant

at least it's still standing

i still don't know what i'm gonna do

with this floor

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