02x27 - My Cheese Is Quick

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this is the city my city

a tough city filled with tough people

my kind of people

i'm a private eye a sheamus when people

meet me they say will you turn that

thing down

guess i kind of put the kibosh on the

all-night gumshoe marathon a little edgy

tonight huh sweetheart

running my own business isn't easy and

i've got to get my taxes easy charlie

easy we'll help

yeah sure no problem

what exactly are taxes oh yeah i see you

make it they take it

man look at all that math life sure was

a lot simpler back on mars guys i

appreciate the effort but this one i

gotta do alone everybody has to do it

and if it's done wrong well

you can forward my mail to slammer city

oh sweetheart prison gray is definitely

not your color we can take a hand yeah

so we'll just tiptoe on out quiet as

much

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take

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but there's only five that's like eating

popcorn when i'm hungry for prime rib

hey bros it's been slow and we'll take

what we can get

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that was tasty

i'm a schlichter i gave

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oh

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still hungry bros hello biker brats

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that's right and i'm starting off by

sweeping the city cleaner rodents

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do

foreign

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but you can't slide

run

please who's running much less hiding

grease gums we just needed some elbow

room to mangle that mangler have a

little heartburn

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turkey and glass steel armor didn't even

phase it man that machine's got some

outrageous appetite for destruction cool

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have fun

spike a

that hunker jung's hungry for

devastation let's dish them out let's

rock

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i get the feeling this is not gonna be

all that easy bros yeah well if being

tough cool heroes was easy everybody'd

be doing it time for some hands-on

treatment

maybe a little bionic brain

i get a surgery mind for some skeet

sh**ting bros ready on the firing line

whoa better switch to manual

tree mangled nice and see how

just a couple minor defects but i bet

it's still under wardy so what say we

send it back to the factory

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it would appear that i am once again

under attack oh well

i believe a little emergency action is

in

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order how much is that grease face in

the window

in here lube lips ah but looky here boys

looks kind of like those taxing papers

charlie was fretting over

yeah this kind of info could be handy so

i'll just take a few reference shots as

souvenirs oh don't get up we know the

way out

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oh yes

once again forgotten planning ahead use

its own rewards

interesting stuff guys it looks like old

stink cheese hasn't paid any taxes at

all since he arrived here on earth but

what's that mean simple he's in trouble

yes

and when you're done with that be sure

to finish destroying these purposeless

statements of mine after all

what the government doesn't know

one does not have to pay taxes on too

late limburger the whistle's been blown

what where did you get that that is no

longer your concern mr lim burger this

public-spirited citizen here has alerted

the authorities to your shall we say

quandary this file and your entire

organization for that matter are now

under investigation you're responsible

for this you vile vixen even those

meddling

laurence marauders you will come to

deeply regret this egregious

transgression tell me all about it

smelly after you get out of the joint

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much as it pains me to say so this

stinks

all this fuss over a meaty billion or

two dollars it seems there is an

unfortunate truth to what the earthlings

say there are only two things in life

that are certain

death

and taxes

that's it

that's the perfect solution an untimely

demise

it will allow me to avoid taxation and

also exact my rightful revenge on both

that female and those furry frustrations

i'll do it

uncle

get up here at once and bring me the

pocket transporter

i have a feeling that tonight

is going to be m*rder

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hey guys glad you stopped in want to

give me a hint

why certainly my dear

i'll even give you true get away from

you blue turkey and pot geez

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this is the place we got the call about

my dear i i'm simply trying to assist

i'm warning you back off now oh dude oh

don't point that at me oh no no no no

you'll never get away with it never

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oh

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charlie

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it's cool bros charlie's okay

it's my duty to inform you miss davidson

that you're under arrest for the m*rder

of lawrence limberger

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conclusion charlie i know you've never

heard anybody not even limb burger so

give us a straight skinny sweetheart

cute well i was working on a new m*ssile

launcher when limburger slammed in

i shoved him away and the miss went on

then there was this flash a big

expl*si*n

nothing left but his shoes the next

thing i know i'm a prime suspect for

m*rder

i don't know what

to do

can you remember anything else charlie a

clue something that right pike could

have left behind

no

wait a minute

there was a small wedge of gourmet

cheese on the floor by his shoes

it it must have been left there by

limburger just to rub our faces in it

good for you you leave the shoe into us

charlie girl we'll solve this case but

how detective work sweetheart

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you guys are detectives hey we're tough

we're cool and we're heroes what more do

we need he's looking at you kid how am i

ever gonna look at humphrey bogart again

without laughing

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so where are we headed sweetheart just

follow the clues vincent

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it was that weird gourmet cheese wedge

at the scene of the crime remember now

only one place in chicago makes them so

we're heading for mrs reinhold's cheese

factory you got it

whoa eyes wide bros we're touching a

nerve because limb burgers g*ons are

trying to vogue out our actions

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over here what's the poor must got to do

to get some attention around here

drop a building on

time

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cheese factory is dead ahead

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oh

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i hope charlie appreciates this

ah nuts it's closed for the night stand

aside sweetheart you know we're just

gonna have to put a limit on his tv

viewing

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i thought i heard a knock may i help you

uh boys yeah whoa

you can switch aftershaves buddy oh man

oh man what crawl in there died

oh that's our invigorating inventory

really quite refreshing once one becomes

acclimatized

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we're looking for a stinker named

lawrence limburger yeah we

we got a reason to believe he may have

been here recently limburger

limburger

oh yes

40 years supply of gourmet cheese wedges

unpleasant man really but he did have

the necessary cash he said he was going

on a long trip and he got very angry

when i refused to make him up a special

batch with

slime worms in it so he left you got any

idea where that gill head went

why

yes i

sent him to mother's cheese shop and

eatery

try the fondue

it's to die for

starting to fit froze limb burger

obviously faked his own death

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stand aside sweethearts i'll get it this

time

this is a nice old lady type place

probably run by somebody's poor old gray

fur

gray-haired mama so mind your manners

and act polite

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excuse us

anybody home

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oh great maybe we should have made a

reservation no need i got a feeling

how about leaving a nice tip for the

service bros sounds fair

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do you feel lucky punk

yes not

oh yeah

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somehow this feels so

embarrassingly natural

this has been a lot of grins but we're

on a tight deadline so what do you say

we blow this pop stand

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hey we forgot to dust for prince okay

you set us up

we don't much like playing the sound boy

so sing where's limburger

he's in there

really

see practice makes perfect we know

you're in here cheese bucket

hey

hey citizen are you sure limburger's in

here

well maybe he's not but we are

when doors are slamming we end up

jamming this is no exception you know i

may be way off base here but does this

feel like a trap to anyone else

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about a little support in my time of

need bros

sorry but i seem to be up to my chops

and choppers here

looks like my dance card is

well if you're gonna toss around lame

excuses like that i'll just hug all the

fun for myself

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let's get down to brass knuckles

well now doesn't that just cheese you

off we've been scammed tricked and

deceived by your bitterest enemy said

enemy of course being

destroy them

let's rock

pay attention and you may learn

something

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oops

i'm leaving here's me

those grungy gerbils to crisp time to

cut the cheese bros i hate when you say

that

this is for the two cent frame cell you

suckered charlie with

look man we'd love to let you whip tail

on them bro yeah really but we need that

curdled cheese butt to free charlie from

the big house

there you go here's the trout face you

thought was iced officers now isn't

there a little something you'd like to

say

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you beautiful bikers you i love you i

love you i love you we'll always have

paris sweetheart there i was

wondering aimlessly about this city a

victim of amnesia from that horrible

blast undoubtedly the result of some

negligent safety violation at that

miserable rundown garage

thank you

kind skills of law order for being ever

so helpful in this

by hour of need

suckers

why that low-life lying slab of whoa

easy charlie

his slippery hide always keeps him off

the wanted posters yeah but we've

arranged something even he can't slime

out of

hello

my treasured building

my glorious symbol of wealth and power

did you

miss me

i appreciate the touching the

subservient gesture but really a red

velvet carpet would have been sufficient

but boss

we've been evicted by hearing some good

citizens notified me that you'd return

from the dead mr limberger or should i

call you lazarus

congratulations

now we can take up where we left off

confiscating your assets no

oh not my building not my beloved tower

of tribute

the government's tower of tribute now mr

limberger take it away boys

you'll regret this you petty regulator i

have power

i have influence so did al capone

but we got him

well looks like lindbergh is riding hot

at last

my mistake

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at least let me file for an extension

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