02x21 - Law of the Pits

[bunniefuu]

hey how you doing baby doll you are

looking good

almost perfect just a final touch here

and then

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how long before this remote controlled

backhoe of yours will

oh how shall i put it

malfunction

we'll be ready to ravage and pillage in

one

that poor unfortunate school will

regrettably be destroyed

at which time a limburger enterprises

will accept full responsibility and

volunteer to rebuild the school

which of course shall require digging

lots

and lots of digging

inventive

then

let the games begin

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oh dear

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wreck the principal's office first

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the biker mice from mars the tail again

getting all this for posterity charlie

girl yeah yeah you and your hot doggers

highlight reels just save those kids

hero

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oh mama looks like your son is about to

get

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your voice from sundered

so

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oh

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what an unexpectedly entrancing

occurrence and obliterated that

daredevil mouse and

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bro

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nobody gets hurt in my hood

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looks like there's another good guy on

the block let's ride all right

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come on darling payback time

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get rid of that truck and proceed with

the destruction of the school

yeah man once i get this tape to the

cops that'll flounder face limburger

will get his scales cooked up in corn

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now those are three thunder and bikers

blocks that untimely truck that meddling

mouse was a mere heartbeat away from

being masticated

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oh dear

all the bad luck

i didn't mean to do that all right

mister exactly what happened here that

machine of yours almost hurt some kids

so somebody's gone to jail

now

really my good officer it's quite simple

you see just the facts it was that

ruffian there he attacked my legally

licensed excavation machine with his

truck and

forced it into the schoolyard yes

as you certainly can observe he

destroyed that publicly owned shed as

well

hey you hold it right there no way i

didn't break any

smells like a rank cheese frame-up to me

bros well let's sniff out some answers

then yeah let's rock

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guys

guys wait i got the proof

excuse me for trying to solve a problem

with brains for a change

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that trucker's flight seems to have

deflected the guilt from you your

fragrance featherness and extremely

fortuitous occurrence my dear decay dr

carp uncle luck is an essential part of

any good businessman's repertoire as his

seizing opportunity it would be best if

our outsized adversary did not return to

testify against me g*ons

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uh okay pasta citizen

hey what's your hurry yeah sweetheart

you're a hero you should go back and

bask in the glory heck i sure would

can't risk agents no way i won't face a

jail cell small places drive me crazy

that's why i drive such a big truck then

we'll take care of it buddy yeah we'll

tell them what really happened yeah you

won't have a thing to win

there's only one thing you can do

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put one in

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take one out

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well about time i let a hand here

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i gotta admit man there may be a few

things our bikes can't do yeah sure seat

four flattened cars carry groceries home

in the rain

hey thanks a lot gents hey call us bro

yeah bros once you whip tail together

you gotta be a little less formal what's

up i'm throttle this is moto and uh the

one with the swelled head there that's

invincible minivan wham to you the

velocity atrocity

another i'm sure for you and they call

me for buy

and say

bros you're not from around here are you

can you define here

earth hey a man smart too good call the

biker mice from mars we're here to save

the world mars eh well a friend's a

friend no matter where he hails from

glad to know you but there's a welcome

wagon i just don't want to meet increase

the peace bros i'm out of here

no no that's dead in leads to the pits i

got a feeling he knows that big fella

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now for a major test of this baby

suspension system

well there's that bottom feeder come to

take in the show man that was quite a

jump

not bad not bad of course i have done

far more spectacular ones oh yeah well

then his head must be as hard as yours

vincent because he's okay

that truck of his is total city now

he'll need to watch out for the pit boss

or the pit boss will need to watch out

for him well either way it sounds like

we're missing out on a whole lot of

action come on well if anyone can handle

their own it's our new bro there so

we'll just have to let the man have his

fun let's rock and ride

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guys

wait up

for their sakes i hope i don't catch up

with them oh good

there's the police

hey

over here i've got the videotape proving

lawrence limberger was behind the whole

thing he was trying to destroy

i most certainly did

let us ensure however that the police do

not grab her you wheezing well excuse me

excuse me

hey oh ah

i'll just take that videotape if you

look mine

no

no let me go

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sail a video doctor bothersome woman of

no intrinsic importance really

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darn it

this is one time i wish those mouthy

mice would show up

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well

well well

what have we here

looks like we're getting a better

classic garbage dust into the pits these

days anything would be an improvement on

you two sore spots

hey

i know huh

she was the one hanging around those

biker mice that time we tried to rob the

meatpackers bank well

what do you know i've been wanting to

meet up with those rodents again real

bad

boys

check out the truck that crashed down

over there while i send those bucktooth

bikers a little message

gonna be one hard job fixing your big mo

i don't think you'll ever be the same

again hey you

get away from that truck

everything that falls into the pitch

becomes property at a pet boss

and that includes you oh

i see

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looks like hostile territory

i better get to

work this thing should make one fine

welding torch

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rose i gotta tell you i'm worried i mean

it's just not like charlie you'll be

away so long five hours away from me

must be like a day without sunshine yeah

well i wish you'd at least send a

message

is it a special b*mb more like special

delivery hey it's from that two-bit tire

at the pit boss no kid what's he want

he's got charlie

sl*ve driving skunk he says he wants us

to meet him tomorrow on foot and unarmed

and we'll never see her again tomorrow

sorry can't wait on foot nope not our

style and unarmed

what's this guy a comedian well zip out

of three ain't bad

let's ride

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you bring me bad news when i'm trying to

prepare for those mice

no where was i oh yeah they'll show

tomorrow with no bikes and no weapons

it's never gonna happen pork butt yeah

what makes you think so

three little birdies told me

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yeah we've got some devastation to deal

out

don't have to tell me twice

dare you ignore my orders

your aims as sorry as your face oh i

wasn't aiming at you

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oh no

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guys

oh no

chain them up in the prison cages i own

something from the last time and i've

got some real special treats

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sounds like whoever's in there has the

tools i need these chains off

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yeah

that should do it

there now you're free

for anybody wearing chains in the pit

boss's territory must be on the right

side

thanks

my name's charlene at charlie

i'm down here in these pits thanks to a

lousy gill face lawrence limburger yeah

the same stink fish who framed you you

know about that are you kidding i was

there i have a videotape of the whole

thing that's why you tried to get rid of

me what that slimy no good

i gotta get back there i'll take that

tape to the police no look we can't my

biker friends might still be buried

under an avalanche or maybe even held

c*ptive by the big boss we have to save

them bikers eh

they wouldn't happen to be a bit on the

furry side would they

uh

they're the biker mice from mars

well then

the three of us will just have to rescue

them now yeah

wait

three of us that's right charlie

you

me

and the mighty moe

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oh been looking forward to this for a

long time rodents yeah finally got this

place rebuilt since you trashed it the

last time we met maybe you should have

gotten your face rebuilt while you were

at it now you know if you could spin

ugly you'd be a rich man

okay wise mouths we're gonna keep this

short sweet and deadly pit crew

get ready to fire

oh yeah

ready

aim

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what

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who dares invade the castle of the big

boss the names for by and chaining up

people is against the law you're out of

your mind

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there is no law in the pits

there is now

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what a wonderfully enjoyable weekend

this has been

nothing absolutely nothing could ruin my

sublimely satisfied mood now hey there

big guppy is your insurance paid up

insurance whatever do you

no

i'll teach you smart little verb in a

lesson you'll never forget

get me police commissioner taylor

no need to place that call your lips

because the commish is holding on the

other farm yeah something to do with

what's showing on the news right now

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please commissioner taylor here i'll get

back to him

back to the situation of hand

point match and checkmate to you

fearless fur boys who surely aren't so

vindictive as to purposely tear down my

beloved building

are you oh us never

ah

but we can't speak for others others

what others all set for by

all the way oh dear

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and i'm not even

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i'm free i'm

finally oh yeah

extra touch of nitro makes all the

difference

yeah

pretty cool

increase the piece bros

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found the open spaces he wanted sure

does in a place that really needs

someone like him yeah

check out the special bonus

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pit buzz and stink boss are getting well

acquainted now

let us be reasonable my dear esteemed

pit boss forget the negotiations big

cheese

i got a little tail whipping of my own

to do no

oh

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