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02x20 - Die Fledermice

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x20 - Die Fledermice

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[Music]

oh oh

come on use g*ons

start sucking the cereal the bus wants

this whole place emptier than my head

unless i'm gonna took the hatch's patchy

bottom

and get all that hay the hay out of here

too

it would appear that things are

proceeding precisely as planned your

monster magnificent yes

all for free

and right on schedule

a few more moments for the grain

scanned seconds for the hay

and of course

the ever inevitable appearance of those

bombastic biker

mice here come the heroes

we just don't seem to be getting through

to these underlings well only one thing

to do then go over their hands

[Music]

[Applause]

like your rice hehe mars

[Music]

oh

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oh mama

[Music]

what

drop those anthropomorphic animals

quickly let us beat an expediently tasty

retreat shall we retreat oh

we always miss the best part now get

moving

[Music]

i don't like this mr limburger

well well well check it out bros the big

recoil is wafting away

not for long yeah let's smoke that

cheese on three bros one two

three oops

i got an itchy trigger finger

looks like a lovely evening

let's enjoy it too what are you doing

you stupid

[Applause]

check it out bros a flying fish not

often seen in these parts oh especially

such a big fat one

[Music]

cereal's back in the box bros and just

to make sure it stays there

it's just the right thing to do

[Music]

i think i need some time on

[Music]

truly

i am a well-battered fish

[Music]

the high chairman will have my scales if

i fail to deliver the grain and hey he

so demandingly desires

well perhaps you could purchase the

items your

cheesiness no no

those humanoid hamsters have cost me

several fortunes in repairs and

renovations

my finances are too low

if only i could escape them

somehow excuse me boss but i thinks i

need a vacation

what are you talking about you petroleum

baseball troon uh you know it's a

vacation

[Music]

waves of grain that's it that's the

answer

what was the question boys how to get

the grain and hay i need for plutarch

and escape those vile philosophic voles

at one at the very same time

fire up your fiendish factory my dear

doctor and put the tower up for sale

limburger industries is relocating

to kansas

[Laughter]

bread basket of an entire nation soon

all your precious grain will be mine

first

then

mung beans

once the grain is appropriated for

plutarch the farmers will be bankrupt

thus hectares of once burton farmland

will be available for pennies on the

dollar

and soon it will be winging its merry

way to plutarch

[Music]

that's a great plane boys it does have a

certain diabolical panache doesn't it

and best of all

even if those blasted bike am i should

happen to find us here

our lofty lair is far above the

altitudinal abilities of their miserable

motorcycles now while so-called g*ons

are ready to fly

roger will go bush then go my boy go

harvest

[Music]

where farmers are reporting mysterious

disappearances of their entire crops hey

guys check this out i don't know what

happened i came out to my field this

morning and the whole thing was gone

only thing left was a worse stink

kind of like a mixture of rotten fish

and dead skunk

burger so that's why we haven't smelled

him slinking around lately yeah he's

ripping off america's bread basket

that's not all bros check it out he's

doing it from on high in the air well i

guess we should go pound the fins off of

that fish-faced flounder well not that i

don't like the idea but how exactly yeah

moto's right vinnie the big cheese is a

thousand miles away and maybe a couple

of miles off the ground well i've been

working on some things but they're not

tested they could be dangerous dangerous

oh please sweetheart you make it sound

like there's a problem

bring them out babe yeah no time like

the present for a little road test oh

right i forgot the machismo trio i don't

know how you talked me into these things

sweetheart it's still the safest way to

travel

with you no travel is

[Music]

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now this is the way to travel

i knew i should have included an air

sickness bag with these wings well just

hang tight to me sweetheart i'll get you

there one piece

[Music]

more or less uh i think that flight plan

just got altered vincent cause we got

grease badness at 12 o'clock

masterize those dingy bags time to bring

out these wings bros test them by fire

yeah but first

[Music]

now it's time to rock

and roll

[Music]

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rats ain't getting away with that

[Music]

hey we've been swiss cheese

grease wings right on our tails

but i biker bags

and don't you just hate tailgaters hey

let's toss them a warning

hit the rayon

[Music]

oh so that's where i put my lunch

[Music]

give me your muddled glasses yearning to

be free

[Music]

hey sweetheart i'll bet you get awful

tired of me saving your tush all the

time drop me again buster and it's your

life it'll

[Music]

well come on bros we better touch down

and get these sky rides repaired pronto

like what about greece oh don't worry

babe he'll be okay yeah he's about to

have a family reunion

i've been working for the bus so long

i'm even starting to stink like a

say

could this be the sweet smell of sick

[Applause]

is there no end to their incessant

irritation carbuncle you blared my

authoritarian air raid simon kindly

create a vehicle those vile vermin

cannot possibly sh**t down ah yes your

wish is my command your sky kingline

[Music]

you know i've been thinking of a couple

improvements for these things well i

wish it could include the radio

reception all i get out here is those

drippy country western love songs and

here's a warning for all you farmers out

there the mysterious crop disappearances

ever started up again along hunger

county line

oh man sounds like old slimy and stinky

have resumed their sleazord operations

which means we gotta fly

bingo afterburners on full bros

it's time to rock

and rise

well limburger's sure to have an ace or

two up his foul smelling sleeve this

time so i'd better get hopping on those

additional improvements

oh boy i'm doing good device is gonna be

so proud

[Music]

aces of course for me that's just a

formality

rip tail bros

[Music]

ah me

it would appear the bike of mice have

once again chosen to challenge my

domination of the skies assure them the

error in judgment would you my dear

doctor

[Music]

oh yeah

those magnificent men

they're mice oh

yeah talk about flying the highway

no traffic lights no stop signs no speed

bumps no cops i may never travel surface

streets again

[Music]

what the heck is that that vincent my

bro is what i would call trouble from

limb burger city

big trouble

[Music]

serious turbulence let's see if i can

smooth it out soon

[Music]

oh missed nobody ever cares about my

feelings no good oh man that thing's

been covered in through target armor

please

good thing i was cranking on this job

guys

call those tails you're back here

plan to me let's do it bros back to base

i love when she talks to us like that

[Music]

my genius has finally triumphed

congratulations my dear doctor

about time too

now on with the harvest you've heard him

goon squadron let's grab those crabs

[Music]

what a gloriously golden cascade of

ill-gotten gains

and most magnificent of all with the

dementedly diseased dr carmichael patrol

those flying fox bites can do absolutely

nothing to interfere

kansas will be mine mine

mine

[Music]

oh i do handle victory so very well

born

that should do it speed muscle and fire

power oh yeah i love the way you cook

sweetheart just one teensy problem what

this big engine burns a lot of fuel oh

yeah and that means you got three

minutes of flight time so so make them

count let's see now three minutes to

trash the bad guys blow up everything in

sight get the stolen grain back to the

farmers and save the whole state of

kansas

no problem with tail heroes and your

g*ns bros

it's time to rock

and roll

[Music]

wow

nice work

can i use goony bait

[Music]

[Music]

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maybe i should take myself one of those

mental health

[Music]

the only way to fly

oh

i don't mean to bring you down vincent

but uh we're running on empty warm-ups

over gotta go for the gold bros all the

marbles

oh yes on three bros oh yes one two

three

oh yeah baby

ah

[Music]

uh

[Music]

ah

my grain is lost

oh dear

if the conclusion to this miserable

debacle is true to its predictable

pattern then my fortress shall

unquestionably

follow

yeah i always like to leave in a blaze

of glory it is kind of your trademark

yeah gotta admit bros feels mighty good

to be back on the ground again i bet you

the big cheese doesn't share that

opinion right now

[Music]

you look great

you like some way

oh dude i like the smell of the new

cologne

let me guess obsession for men

[Music]