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02x18 - Cheeseloggers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x18 - Cheeseloggers

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[Music]

ah the beautiful beauties of nature

[Applause]

okay you scoons let's trash them trees

oh not a chance lube lips the only trash

around here is you and we are here to do

some disposal hey how about a game of uh

goon pool bro

wreck them up boys

i'll break eight ball in the corner

pocket

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you ain't seen nothing bro watch this

bank shot

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brain

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look out bros they look too much english

on that last shot

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from mars

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hey

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find your face

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slice and dice bros

let's jack that blower

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oh

man

tight fit

put on a little weight moto yeah must be

your fat

head oh

it's a good thing i got a bonehead but

that could have hoit oh yeah just call

me invincible vinnie mouse of steel

mouth of squeal is more like it

hey speaking of insults look who's

cutting out yeah he still has that buzz

cycle i won't have it long bros let's

chop that chopper

oh you know what i like i wonder how the

big cheese quesadillas taking the news

of his logging operation getting foiled

by those furry frustrations the bike and

mice

oh bunker

[Applause]

[Music]

oh how am i to obtain the 90 trillion

cubic feet of firewood that the high

chairman requires for his vacation home

on pisces minor

oh

but you can now stop worrying about

getting the trees to flutoc your emm

faller egregiousness with my new gene

scrambler the wood will virtually

deliver itself an intriguing concept

carbuncle it could solve my thorniest

labor problem paying the help

allow me to demonstrate your supremely

stingy stuff

[Music]

uh

yes intriguing oh very good

get it away from me you simply psycho

don't worry your pimento jack

putrescents they can be easily herded in

their gene scrambled state

[Music]

back to its normal state and ready for

use what an absolutely splendid device

now if only i could get those reprobate

rodents in my sights for one teensy

moment

oh

the mouse's is on my tail

with all the flight time he's logging

old lard head ought to get a pilot's

license uh yes carbuncle this is a real

breakthrough

[Music]

yeah gee mr limboice are you okay you

polyunsaturated pea brain how many times

do i have to tell you to use the

elephant v8

oh my god

with this

oh boy

how disgusting let's do it again please

gosh we really hate to just drop in on

you like this yeah stinkpus we didn't

know your mom was visiting

oh

how terribly amusing

[Music]

i do so hope that you can keep your

annoying sense of humor intact when you

three dissolve into the biker blobs from

mars

[Laughter]

no no let's jump in the line of fire

how in opportunity

overweight oily

you ever think of wearing a girdle

sizzle that stink fish bros

[Music]

when we do something we do it right

looks like we just obstructed our own

justice

uh

appears we got another tiny little

problem too

now

define little wow now that's

ugly

[Music]

i don't think it appreciated that remark

doesn't look sensitive he looks hungry

[Music]

well you know it's been real nice but

the time has come

to several close relationships

[Music]

attack of the bee movie

well show time is over that includes

limb burgers logging mill and we'll just

leave the bug to bug the big cheese

let's rock

oh

excellent those recalcitrant rodents are

retiring

we now have nothing more to worry

hey good idea boys

[Music]

oh

now back to business those chortling

chipmunks think they save the trees by

destroying my buzz cycle

however with this delightful device we

can strip the forest down to the last

toothpick

please

don't let him get me

how very intriguing

the creatures indestructible

cool

it makes me want to hurry

my dear deranged doctor no need to be

hasty must make the best of a bad

situation on all that

with this jean scramble i can take care

of the wood shipment myself but fast for

you

i'll consider reversing the ray after

you've taken care of one little job for

me

excellent carb uncle i appreciate an

employee who cares about his work

[Music]

no kidding sweetheart the big cheese had

this ray gizmo and it made i made a

spider get a huge it turned it into a

monster right

like you guys never exaggerate

[Music]

all right

prepare to meet

oh man this sort of thing is bad for my

digestion great moons on mars will you

get a load of that vehicle hmm i don't

know bros i don't think it looks so bad

with some fuzzy dice on the rear view

like the fella says don't fence me in

[Music]

oh no don't sh**t him sh**t me sh**t me

[Music]

second sweetheart

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where'd it go yeah

where are all the pieces hmm where'd

this come from

[Music]

oh must be must be a cat around here

one side guys

[Music]

all right charlie girl talk about your

cold shoulder yeah now to send those

sick sickles home

you know i got no respect for anybody

that goes to pieces like that yep

seems like he's all broken up hey look

at that oh man

hey

wait for me

oh boy this job is definitely not for

someone with a weak stomach oh something

tells me our troubles are just beginning

this net stuff is getting tighter

it's squeezing my poor building

we know this place has never been the

same since you guys came to earth yeah

you love us

i'm sure

just what limburger ordered martian

mouse pate in blue and shrimp

let us go report our success and get

myself segmented from you oh

but i've become so attached to you

if we don't bust that net we're next

well bros

in all the universe there's only one

force i've ever heard of that can stand

up to anything what's that martian hog

power let's show them how it's done

okay angle your beam about there

[Music]

hammer down bros it's payback time

come on don't lose them

[Applause]

[Music]

looks like dr fruitcake's a couple

pecans short you know i think he's gonna

[Music]

never mind

i can't believe it carmichael's finally

self-destructed

[Music]

ride free weirdo kind of hate to see the

little creep go

yeah i know what you mean bro

i always dreamed of pounding them into

jelly personally

[Applause]

[Laughter]

[Music]

away

hmm well since the dogs nearly departed

why are we still gathered here today uh

we won't be here for long bros oh now

there's a way to end always let's rise

above it and fast rock and rock

i'm starting to get just a little bit

annoyed me too

let's take out that maniac medico once

and for all let's rock

and ride

oops i think we're a bit on the late

side check it out

[Music]

you know there is such a thing as too

much customizing

[Music]

i'll tell you one thing bros something

inside my furry little head tells me

that if we follow him he'll take us

right to the big cheese himself

[Applause]

[Music]

try to appreciate the true magnificence

of it you're the aginus orangutang it

takes nature hundreds of years to make

one of these terrestrial titans and

thanks to the wonders of science so we

can have them in the high chairman's

fireplace in mere moments

just one thing boys and what would that

be you noxious ninja poop

well what if something kind of shorty

goes wrong

like always you feel animus portroon

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and i want it right

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uh

[Applause]

oh man how demoralizing we never seem to

catch that thing

i don't think we're in kansas

what's the anymore someone swipe an

apple

[Music]

hello to still life woody

hey bros

darn gravity

one round of ground nuke tenderized

gee you know

i think that i shall never see a poem as

lovely as a tree but if it moves

unnaturally we'll just have to blast it

to eternity

can't believe you lost the gene

scrambler now i'll be stuck like this

forever

look on the bright side my dear carb

uncle at least in your current form you

are more or less immune from the ravages

of those moronic mice

not anymore fish face we got the rain

now

[Music]

oh mama this is not a pretty picture say

good night vincent good night vincent

[Music]

sounds like they're having themselves a

little snack

[Music]

well i guess you can't expect them to

eat everything

there well they're back to normal

whatever that is you know bros i kind of

hate to waste it when it's all warmed up

like this

yeah i'm with you buddy you betcha

unknown

oh

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oh

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so

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