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02x09 - Back to Mars: Part 3

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x09 - Back to Mars: Part 3

Post by bunniefuu »

i rather enjoyed that

hello

but not as much as i did the last two

episodes

check it out my boss lawrence limberger

found himself in the furry clutches of

those spoiled sport biker mice once

they've transported him to mars betrayal

chicago was left open for another

blutakian to take over the biker mice

are surprised to find themselves

incarcerated by their old comrades

while my limb burger was quickly rescued

though the bike and mice have rejoined

with charlie it's quickly apparent that

they've jumped from the frying pan into

the fire lindbergh decides to k*ll

several birds or rather mice with one

stone stay

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are tuned

so

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thank you

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stay cool bros yeah this could be our

big chance you know we always seem to

find a single hardest way out of any

situation kind of makes life worth

living don't it come on you gotta let

them loose they can stop it impossible

no one can stop an asteroid that size we

can try yeah charlie girl souped up our

bike six ways from sunday if anybody can

get to that chunk of chill before it

plows down we can besides we're heroes

carbine listen to me

through all this i've never forgotten

what we once meant to each other now

trust me i won't let you down you better

know it

[Music]

save our tails that stuff

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settle up

[Applause]

helmets on space mode bros no air at the

top of moon's olympus

oh this is a jump i've been dying to

make interesting source of words bro

light your fires bros

we got the right stuff to boldly go

where no mouse has gone people

incredible that's my guys

we gotta crack this cube bros

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we got a frosty homecoming before bros

but maybe now they'll warm up to us

speaking of warm-ups oh it's getting hot

it's your hog to a hunk of cool brushes

yeah let these chokes take the heat for

us

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i can't believe it

i can they did it they're the best of

course i saw their bikes

thank you thank you no autographs please

well brother well

how's that for a show a good intentions

carbine our suspicions were

unfounded you saved our lives

oh carbine

huh

look melting asteroid chunks they're

becoming rain

rain you've brought water back to mars

you saved more than our lives

you saved our planet

[Music]

excuse me job's not finished yet yeah i

love her lips limburger's still stinking

around out there and earth is still in

danger as long as that cheese ball's

free you're right besides we got a score

to settle you said it

let's rock

and ride

hey

i'll be back

someday

hey

i'll be waiting

hurry you hypocritical help me

prutak destroyed the martian spaceships

long ago if we can flee back to earth

we'll leave the back of my stranded on

mars for all eternity ah one imminent

transport to earth coming up

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ah

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get me out of here

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a weirdo well hey there stink face we

just dropped in to discuss that little

tape you made to which tape are you

referring you miserable rodents

making it look like we work for you the

one you beam to mars i never oh lonely

well if you didn't do it who did yeah

who'd want to get rid of both the big

cheese and us at the same time excellent

question

with only one lousy answer it has to be

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it was i napoleon bowie who awaits for

your wood reception on mars

but i see you three washably wide and

wardens have returned

along with my own rival wimberg

i am impressed

in fact double congratulations are in

order kudos to me as i now rule both

chicago and detroit and to you on your

rapid retirement

destroy them

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oh man isn't anyone ever pleased to see

us well you know how bad wet fur smells

you take off to mars for a few days and

look what happens aliens take over your

town oh now come come my fine fellow

fish such extreme methods are entirely

unnecessary

let us indeed consider a peaceful

settlement to a merger as it were of our

mutual interests i'm prepared to be

quite generous positively philanthropic

think of it

limousine

solid goldfish pond catered slime worm

personally possibly but permit me to

present a counter proposal number one

bit unstable isn't he looks like

negotiations have broken down big time

well what we need is some room to make a

few points of our own let's move

quickly for those rodents

why

that is why

those mice will clear a path and we'll

follow them to safety

now move your demented dripping don't

wait your glorious bluetooth

[Music]

dreadfully sorry carb uncle but at the

moment it's every man

oh whatever you are before himself

one them into the ground

wipe them out whip them up go go go whoa

this guy's got terrible taste

all right don't make it like she's

getting way ahead of us

the asteroid attractor free gets his

claws on it oh

i've got to get rid of it

[Music]

good plan charlene

[Applause]

the only way to fly ride the wild wind

rose

[Music]

[Applause]

let's roll

looks like the guys got away now all i

have to do is keep this out of the hands

of that deranged maniac brie

easier said than done

[Music]

i got a plan

oh

when burger has rudely weft you in my

crutches hmm i always wanted a mad

scientist on my very own especially one

privy to our wimberger's secrets

kid will play

top weights or never

i would never betray his chunky blue

cheesiness for any of like

top rates did you say a quarter a

quarter

why are you

[Music]

your generosity is gratefully accepted

your gallic greatness

consider me your eternally

then repair that transporter i planned

something extra special for my adverse

series

i i always get stuck with the stupid

jobs stay here and don't move get the

mice shut up what kind of career is

about my dear diligent dorm eyes what

makes you suspect i even have a secret

entrance because if you don't we're

gonna have to blast our way into your

building through enemy fire with you as

a shield

your point is well taken

[Music]

here then is the secret you are seeking

a direct route for my office you see

carefully installed in case of unnatural

disaster

such as yourselves not bad cheese breath

i thought i'd rather clever myself

now if you'll excuse me i'll just be

toddling alone oh no you don't eel skin

yeah you're not running upstream while

charlie's still up a creek

oh i did test this sort of situation

really i do

oh mama it's so dark i can't even see my

hand in front of my face oh watch where

you're going embassy oh yeah watch this

cheese breath

sorry bro hey off of my tail whoa

hey man oh my goodness old curd butt

could install some windows or something

if i had you annoying animal it would

hardly be a secret exit would it now

then i think the handle is over here

oh yes

about being blinded by the light hey the

situation's looking brighter already now

we can look for charlie girl indeed

weaving swim burger and wolf wedding

wets

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i have been so looking forward to your

arrival i took the liberty of bringing

in some of your old friends for our

lovely lovely reunion

long time no see

[Music]

all i wanted to do was destroy the earth

was that so much to ask how about it my

wings for renegades

maybe we should have stayed on mars what

i miss immediate annihilation never

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

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eliminate them what do we do now

see charlie girl anywhere around no must

be hiding in another part of the

building okay

let's nuke him

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i think i'll just sit this one out don't

mind

times

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i can't see

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sounds like the boys are back in town

now's my chance to get this thing out of

here before either of those blue turkey

and stink faces get their fins on it

again blast

approaches

got any bright ideas bree

those repulsive return looking for the

wet-haired weighty she must be on the

premises locate her

and we turn extremely rapidly

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blast that breeze insane excessive

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a little overtime

not in this company

we got enough overhead as it is

you can say that again

[Music]

looks like we cleaned house yeah now to

can the real garbage not yet mice

you're

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oh man haven't we been through this gig

before

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hey

i never get in on the fun stuff just

because i dripped greased into punch

last time they never invite me anymore

brothers we have got to get us a medical

plan

you put us through a heap of trouble you

worthless wacko now we're gonna run both

you and limberger through a cheese

grater

not so no that's mice see what i got

here charlie

hi guys

sorry oh man

my trump card is revealed surrender

rodents

and as for my dear rival wimberger yes

yes i know

one moment

excellent

truly you are my superior envision and

intellect i admit defeat permit me to

shake your hand

what's going on over there what are you

up to

me

thing you're far too paranoid my good

blutakian now then i'll just pack a few

things

hey

what was that all about my good man is

that any way to address the superior

what yes i'm afraid so my dear old fish

school friend has decided to overlook

our little rivalry he and i are both

plutakians after all

in fact he has appointed me to your

position what no oh yes i'm afraid so

number one you are now in fact in deep

number two

why are you backstabbing big mouth bass

what wait

[Music]

looks like a little dissension in the

ranks smells rank anyway come on let's

grab charlie

[Music]

shut up you measmatic and as for

you my dear three permit me to offer you

some advice

never mess with lawrence limberg

welcome back charlie girl

[Music]

and as you know my dear doctor a

businessman is an entrepreneur and a

good entrepreneur always knows when

business is conclusive

dang that slippery salmon got away oh

man what are we gonna do now leave what

what you talking about sweetheart just

trust me on this one little thing okay

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oh darn it the party's all over and i

missed the whole thing

i bet they didn't even save me the ice

cream i bet they had cake too my little

toys yet another expensive failure and

exhausting to boot

i feel quite blast

carbuncle fetch me some cool liquid

refreshment at once with lots of ice

i don't anticipate any problem with that

request my imminently cheesed president

[Music]

no is the problem

at all

it would appear my assets are now frozen

[Music]

[Laughter]

all right what a day saving two planets

and putting the big cheese on ice

now for a while anyway so who's up for

some hot dogs and root beer oh man

you're playing my song bro

our work here ain't finished carbine but

we'll be back someday i promise

[Music]

ride free biker mice

you and freedom fighters everywhere

will never be forgotten

[Music]

[Applause]

so

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you