02x07 - Back to Mars: Part 1

[bunniefuu]

this is it number one this is the night

i triumph

oh my spy cam was all in place my plan

is in motion and whimbucker's downfall

is i should

observe

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yeah unassisted triple play

time for the seventh inning stretch

leading the league

in both skill and good looks

please please autographs later bros we

gotta get to the big cheese

what kind of scheme you think old stink

bits up to now you know it's got to be

bigger than even lindbergh's fat old but

your cheesy chewiness i'm working as

fast as i can no but you idiosyncratic

idiot hurry keep calm your resplendent

brightness

the size of nebraska straight towards us

excellent

when that asteroid hits the entire state

of illinois will be flattened

indeed your monster magnificence but

a perversely appropriate choice my dear

doctor do lead on

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looks like the big cheese is bailing

bros oh and i think i know why

man members pulled some big stunts in

the past but this one's sure to make a

major impact

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thank you

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oh this is lovely seems to me the

asteroid's gonna flatten your plants to

take over chicago pretty quick ah don't

be absurd those wounds will never let

wimber destroy chicago watch it's all

part of my perfect plan

come on you mice me and my g*ons are

gonna pay your ears back looks bad bros

only thing bad around here is us and

nobody pounds shy town while we're

around let's do it time to rock and wait

your boss is bringing down an ice

asteroid see

he's already getting his oversized butt

to safety how about you

uh thanks charlie girl i guess yeah i

guess we won't be going down in a blaze

of glory after all

oh man what am i gonna do with all this

adrenaline the usual save the city

i'll do it hotshot or we're all frozen

flapjacks i heard that let's rock

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there's the trouble well i got a trouble

sh**ter right here cool your cannon

cupcake oh man first a megaphone now

this oh charlie you could be so

frustrating that asteroid's already

falling toward us einstein blowing up

the machine won't help we gotta find a

way to reverse it somehow maybe if we

switch polarities like this power

finger fries maybe it's the other cable

edison wow

back you lomixes i can't see

i wonder hmm

my mama always said follow directions

come on

did you wasn't me hey i didn't

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that oversized snow cone is headed back

to the deep freeze the

mr lim boy girl ain't gonna like this

what those gawling gophers have reversed

the asteroid attractor turn this tin can

around i want those fixations vermin

smashed

they get all the fun

yeah

looks like we got us a fish to fry wait

for me

those guys really grind my gear

sometimes

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faster than a speeding b*llet leap into

all buildings in a single jump is it a

bird is it a plane nope it's

whoa

whoops

looks like the big one's getting away

not while we got lines to cast

time to set the hooks into that stink

fish

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you wombats are starting to get above

yourselves it's high time you got back

down to earth whoa this chunky cheese

ball wants to ground us yeah well ain't

no fluke talking gonna bring me down

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we gotta get this whirly bird to roost

hey how about a leg up bro if you don't

mind sharing the glory that is hey let

go my eagle one leg up coming up alley

oop

i wonder if i still have a delicate

touch with machines

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a women's swoon

oh inspiring or what

bikes items

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this has not been a very good day

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yeah well it's about to get worse bingo

cheese face we've got you at last and

you're going back to mars to face the

music oh yes yes yes exactly as i

predicted those wounds have whitney of

wimberger at west so what once they get

him to mars they may come back we'd have

to fight them all over again oh no no no

no no my dear number one

you see i have planned for everything

the my son went for a big surprise when

they reach mars i have been broadcasting

some

disinformation as it were so what do we

do now that's simple number one we will

on my rangers on to chicago and conquest

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to mars

you're really going back well that's the

plan sweetheart that's what we always

meant to do all we need is old stink

faces transport chamber

why

gonna miss me you're kidding it'll be

like a vacation around here at least

till you get back

you are coming back right i don't know

well okay sarasara sweetheart

men

home

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hey there little citizens we were scared

uncle model the plutarchy and digging

machines were coming hey hey hey don't

you worry i'd give my good right arm to

keep you safe yeah

and i'd do it again if i had to

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are you okay throttle

yeah

yeah i'm okay good i wouldn't want to

lose you hey don't you worry carbine

i'm not going anywhere

life

man

it ain't ever a straight road you

pestilent prairie dogs

this simpleton scheme of yours simply

shall not succeed

save it for the trial cheese breath you

got it coming big time oh you poor

deluded creatures

voila take it away my devoted deviants

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keep an eye on the cheese fish charlie

girl we got some tail to whip right

at least we don't worry about trash in

this place

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drone

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don't try any funny stuff you moldy

menace oh this is most uncomfortable

might you please render some kind

assistance dear lady

there thank you my dear

you're a most honorable opponent

unfortunately i am not

yes

but truly there is occasionally no

different advantage to being a pluton

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what say we give these guys a last chase

for old time's sake cool and one last

trash and for the tower in the

time-honored biker mice tradition

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so

the tables have turned you egregious

earthling and now you are my prisoner

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yeah grease ba*ls and the wet pocket

off the cushion

with english

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holy most honey i cleared the table bros

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shows what happens when we pool our

talents

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hey

what happened to the big cheese and

charlie girl

next question

in a moment those meddling mice will

ride through that door directly into the

blast of this bazooka oh yeah well

there's something you've forgotten

cheese whiz yes and what might that be

pray tell

and we don't use doors

that's gonna drive your insurance up now

you gotta work on your aim stick face

like this

you're going to mars you're my lotus

malefactor if and i have to drag you the

whole way there let's do it bro

uh listen sweetheart i um well

i just want you to know send it on a

postcard pokey this gizmo's about to go

critical

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all right i'll miss you too now go gone

but not forgotten

how unpleasant

they're activating the transport device

whoa we gotta save the boss come on hold

on hold on why should we risk our mix

for that overfed oligarch uh um that's a

good question

because he's rich

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here goes cross your fingers guys

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we may not exactly be leaving but we're

about to go out with a bang

oh man i don't wanna adam's mix with

this slime ba*ls we need to connect the

power cable somehow i'll get it no big

belly you'll fry chance i gotta take

bros here goes

you see number one

booger and the mice are gone yeah mere

genius

i know it's true

but i love to hear it

let's get them rangers

oh

oh

the guys did it work it must have

otherwise this place would be

wallpapered in macho mouse

now all i got to do is get out of here

before gotcha you mouse digging dame oh

man

i hope the guys are doing better than i

am

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moto mono are you okay bro whoa

bright-eyed and bushy-tailed

hey we made it

mars

after all this time

we're home

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sorry to leave this touching scene but

i'm afraid it's time for me to get

rolling hmm not exactly a model prisoner

is he but this time we've got the home

court advantage let's go

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ah

there's one thing to be learned from

business it's how to throw one's weight

around

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whoa quick turnaround time i wonder

what's making the big cheese so anxious

for our company

oh mama

mice are that mean equipment

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go to battle mode bros those are sand

raiders ah

those sl*ve driving sand scum fasten

your seat belt cheese ball we're heading

into turbulence oh dear

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oh

seize this skirmish before i become a

battered fish i don't think i can do

that stink face

see you're booked for the whole flight

are we there yet

those samples ain't taking us as sl*ves

yeah everybody's born to ride free

slavers eh

hmm

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most annoying are they not here permit

me to be of assistance

whoops how can this help me

this is it bros ten pin maneuver eight

yeah

for dog faces first frame

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no question the mice are back on mars

oh

in the vernacular i believe the phrase

is put your hands up

man you're just not gonna get any time

off for good behavior you better release

this limb burger you've got no friends

on this planet oh i beg to differ my

good mouse a true businessman needs no

friends merely merchandise to sell

attention elmar shoppers find sl*ves for

sale at bargain prices

my good fellow there has been shall we

say a hostile takeover of the firm

now

i have here three fine sl*ves along with

their motorcycles for scrap

sorry cheese ball there's been a sudden

depreciation in the stock

look freedom fighters

i never thought i'd see the day again

way to rock warriors

stick around steep face i got a few

buddies i'd like you to meet

thanks general probably don't know who

we are unfortunately i do what

carbine you yours

tell her she's looking good works every

time

oh i see you brought your boss

traitors what this people raw sewage in

our boss why

how can you say that my dear boy

after i set up your generous pension

plan dental care company cycles

everything lion ring fish bros i think

we've been set up save it for your trial

arrest these scum for trial and

execution

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