02x01 - Steal of the Century

[bunniefuu]

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ah

urban renewal

soon this whole area will become my

magnificent new limburger industries

mega plaza from this central plaza my

heinous holding shall expand worldwide

strip mining in san francisco clear

cutting in cincinnati demolition in

detroit hey

sewage breath watch

we felt you are being a bit hasty with

your new project yeah yeah so we thought

we'd help out by moving some of your

expl*sives around

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oh

my

god

get a grip stink face yeah this is what

they call a clutch play

crack wise all you wish you cretinous

creatures but i shall indeed have the

last laugh

for i observe you have overlooked one of

my expl*sive charges

oh boy it's like my birthday every day

oh this is blows our plan a bros

make a wish

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so glad i could hang around to witness

your downfall biker mice

punch it bro

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turnabout is after all fair

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plays mind

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yes

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shake rattle and roll bros it's time to

do the rock hop yeah i can dance today

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man and they tell you the stairs are

safer in an emergency

round floor please

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11 on the stone pipeline

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yeah

some pretty studly moves there oh well

that's mighty nice you to say that vinny

not you bro i was talking about me what

a surprise yeah yeah you were always

talking about you you know we do some

pretty good work too you know well yeah

but that's right big fella we're not

just hanging around you wretched

rodents speaking of hanging around

how dare you escape certain destruction

again

sorry to let you down cheese fish

speaking of let down it's time you felt

the gravity of the situation

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please

no

not like this

like i said we do some pretty good work

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those rough riding rodents if only i

could rid myself of their pernicious

presence

ah pardon me your prime pasteurizedness

what

your southern hemisphere your cheekiness

a bit cheesiness what are you implying

you encephalitic eccentric

hey boss

i can see your butt

don't

why didn't you tell me no i was

attending to your tip interject but

you're worthless

perhaps i should

that's it perhaps i should seek out a

few

good

men

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well as you can see mr lamberger this

here annihilator combines

state-of-the-art technology with the

finest in weaponry and other

peacekeeping equipment

you should see one of these babies in

action sir you really should she comes

barreling in g*ns

well it does sound delightful

but how much does all this peacekeeping

cost

what

how do you justify this outrageous

expense well now sir you got your cost

overruns you port barrels and parts cars

there's a x-14 combat toilet seat sh**t

that's 12 million right there buddy this

is insane i won't have it oh

yes yes get your mess boy call in the

dogs and put water on the fire this hunt

is over

if they won't sell to me at a price i

can afford then i shall simply purloin

their prototype from the military

hardware exposition

thanks for giving me a lift to the store

guys

hey no prob yeah it was the least we

could do after our ball game benched

your fridge vinnie's fault no way body

checks with bazookas are legal

on mars

hey

what's this military hardware exposition

new weapons

call oh center vincent it's not so cool

if the wrong hands or should i say fins

gets a hold of these goodies yeah we all

know a certain stink fish will be all

over this stuff like slime on a bucket

okay okay so what do you say we jump the

g*n and guard the goods before the g*ons

get there huh let's rock

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my dear half-brained henchmen permit me

to explain it again

one you enter the military hardware

exhibit two you sneak aboard the

annihilator three you steal the

annihilator four you find and destroy

those miserable biker mice

right boss one i i steal the biker mice

they choose i destroyed the thing

perhaps you could summon someone who'd

be of more advantageous use to me than

this pathetic petroleum poured pustule

at once

excellence

may i introduce a particularly

despicable desperado recently returned

from a six year shall we say

surely in galactic prison

let's all give him a big hand

yeah yeah it looks like he's already got

one negatory on the humor civilian

scragged the building too

it's a good feeling

that's

building was my new limburger tower

theory of construction boy you should

thank me

now

enough of this chin wagon i want a full

briefing on this mission pure mission my

dear pulverizer is to capture the

annihilator oh

and while you're at it you shall

eliminate the scourge of my existence

the biker mice from mars biker myself

look like sloppy soldiers to me it'll be

my pleasure to pulverize him

perfect

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oh man looks like the star attraction's

still under wraps we're not here to

sightsee vincent

remember you can lose your fear of the

enemy but you can never lose your fear

of me now march

hey

we've got to keeps quiet but we don't

want no ones to catch us

door's locked

sometimes you gotta grab it by the knob

and pulverize it in the face

well we may not be here to sightsee but

there's a sight to see

it's those offensive creeps then let's

mount us our own offenses yeah we'll

give them a real arms display that's

right with some of our own heavy

a*tillery

these guys handle them hamsters stand

clear soldier

i'm gonna tear out their whiskers and

use them to floss my teeth

oh

the jar heads got a power fist eh well

as it happens so do i

come to uncle throttle your ham-fisted

head case

whoa

missed

uh how did that combination go

one two four

you thinking what i'm thinking i'm

thinking what you're thinking

let's roll

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weeny rose

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wonder what this does

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hey look out

huh

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got a real way with words doesn't she

yeah

brief and to the point

you said it sweetheart

i almost pity you red buzzards pity

yourself pal

you tried to bruise my bros

you guys okay man this is one rocking

party yeah but if we're gonna dance

we're gonna need our partners

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and i'll do number three and sneak into

it no that was your number four uh okay

this makes that thing sh**t

and this makes it go up

so this must

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move over you overweight

well time to finish it you got it bros

let's rock and oh oh it looks like the

flying flat iron decided to put on a

little show after all just don't do

anything stupid okay no g*ns

no wheelies and most of all no rockets

well anything you say sweetheart

anything you say

oh man this thing's got skin tougher

than a weak old hot dog

man we gotta take this trash can out

before it hurts some innocent folks well

yeah like us

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the big roger 10-4 now we convoy this

bird back to headquarters

wow that was some rock and ride huh guys

guys

oh no

guys

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excellent with this wonderful weapon

under my command i can impose a new

order on chicago a sensible order my own

order

sir mission objective completed sir

reporting total annihilation of primary

rodent targets yeah and we blasted the

biker mice too

you mean they're

gone

you must permit me a private moment to

compose myself

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yes

yes now my puristic pulverizer i believe

we may now proceed post haste to step

two the destruction of chicago

once the property values plummet i can

buy the entire city for a mere pittance

yes

carbuncle disguise this machine so that

no one knows i have it in my possession

the city must simply believe it to be in

the hands of an anonymous villain

ah

covert

operations i love modern warfare

but this is not warfare my dear

pulverizer

this is business

same thing you do well my boy very well

indeed

guys are you okay

whoa

that thing packs a serious punch you

sure had me scared this time so

you were worried about me hey sweetheart

what i was worried about is what's gonna

happen to chicago now that limburger's

got the annihilator in his slimy mitts

well if past performance is any

indication i'd say the big cheese is

about to put a severe herd on the windy

city right so i say we put the hurt on

him hold it hold it we can't just charge

in this time ah buzz k*ll the heavy

a*tillery count is in his favor what you

got in mind throttle

a little battle armor of our own let's

ride yeah this time it's w*r

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great idea to use the old parts from

your spaceship yeah

i'd like to see that flying swiss army

knife cut through these babies here you

go babe the biggest g*ns and the most

armor

oops

maybe i overdid it

maybe it's not a good idea to ride quite

so heavy uh don't worry it's just

temporary yeah yeah just until we trash

old stinkface's new toy

gentlemen

your mission today

is to cause chaos and destruction in the

city

so go forth for the greater glory of

limburger enterprises now go for it

before where we blow up the machine or

you know maybe that was two what could

be three just do it

i wanted to drive put a lid on it son

and smell a b*ttlefield a mile away oh

uh

that's just me

sorry on the city hall take out their

leaders and the troops will fall like

like mice

[Laughter]

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uh oh i guess we didn't do such a good

job of mortalizing them rotten rodents

after all escalation hostilities huh

two can play at that game

takes a knocking

now we gotta do ours let's rock

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come on hit me with your best shot

oh not bad but now try this

cool the reflective armor's holding up

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let's nail that goony gunship one hammer

coming up

we're just gonna have to knock a little

louder that rings my bell let's do it

look at him

lined up like bowling pins time for a

preemptive strike

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[Applause]

by those insubordinate squirrels i'll

pulverize them

we got our opening let's make the most

of it looks like mr big shot's going to

give us a hand oh what a rush

yours moto vinny

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it is good to have my tower restored to

full glory once more

what what no

no

i

get so tired of this

another job well done bro yeah let's say

we head back to quigley and get these

hardbacks off our hogs yeah let them

wait i see a root beer and dogs first

bike's late

i don't think your bite sees it quite

the same way vinnie okay okay okay the

dogs can wait let's get out of here

before this bike has anything else to

say all right you motorcycle mad men

let's rock

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