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01x12 - Chill Zone

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

01x12 - Chill Zone

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perhaps they would care to quaff a warm

drink in this wintry weather

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truly it is the season for sharing

speaking of which i must prepare to

deliver my latest present to plutarch

carbuncle

greetings

needs ice carbuncle lots of it now

are those snow suckers ready yet

awaiting your command your ice

creaminess excellent

then let us proceed with my plan to

pilfer this planet's precious

precipitates

by the time i am finished chicago will

have had the bleakest blackest christmas

in memory

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oh no man you don't really want toys

that look like some waterlogged reptiles

do you yeah fuzzy and buff that's where

it's at oh you guys are cute you pretend

to be macho and tough but underneath

your pushovers for the little orphan

kids

who us no i'm pretty sure we're macho

and tough yeah they just have all the

cool snow toys that's all oh

you're right about the cute part though

sweetheart

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hey little wild man

you guys don't fool me a bit

the snow suckers are performing

perfectly gathering and packing the

earth's frozen fluid and storing it in

space ready for shipment back to

brewtark

oh the high chairman will be so pleased

augment the acceleration would you my

dear doctor uh what do you mean your

high rankedness it's simple

faster your wish is my commandment

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i just wanted to warn you to duck

i guess i should have told them sooner

huh vincent

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oh man this snow stuff is dangerous yeah

great

what the heck are those things

i don't know but if you ask me they look

like mouse

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for munchers

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[Applause]

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get those kids to safety johnny yeah

we'll handle these dopey dozers hey

let's see we try out that atv mode

charlie added to my bike

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it's deep

whoops time to get on top of this

situation let's rock and slide

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this battle plan needs a little work

not quite the finish i had in

mind i don't know where those machines

came from

but it's time to chill them out

these days something always seems to be

those bothersome biker mice

recall snow suckers

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not to worry bro if those machines came

from limb burger you can bet things will

get plenty hot before long

full weaponry good doctor

those biker mice must learn just how

dangerous it is to damage the property

of lawrence limburger

and by the way

i have something to show you which you

might find very intriguing

this was recorded by the snowsucker

monitoring system

you will notice the mice's fondness for

the orphan children

indeed doctor it seems the rodent

renegades have a sentimental soft spot

say

and a soft spot is a weakness which i

might do well to exploit

[Applause]

i know it's the sun you simply simpleton

but what is it doing there

ah

it's melting the snow you stupid

sycophant

melted snow is useless to me i need ice

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i always said it would be a cold

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she'll have chicago in a deep freeze and

ready for delivery in no time

don't crease my credulance carb uncle

how could this crone do that

today's forecast shows heavy rainstorms

over limburger central so you'd better

pack your umbrellas

what what's going on

never mind you're hired

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wonderful work weathermeister

oh perhaps we should turn over a new

leaf

go straight and make our fortunes in the

tourist trade

i wonder how the bike in mice's little

wayward waves are weathering this winter

i would wager not wear your camera

i certainly hope not

they're my bait

my bait for biker mice

[Laughter]

man i've heard of dreaming of a white

christmas but this is more like a

nightmare you're not kidding

remember those orphans it looks like

they're getting some pretty cold

treatment by the weather yes with no

food heat or running water and the snow

blocking relief efforts things look

bleak for the children of this orphanage

all any of us can do now is pray for a

miracle that's us

miracles incorporated neither hail or

snow nor blue turkey and stink fish

shall stay these biker mice from saving

those kids let's

rock and ride

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just gotta teach him the etiquette of

leaving a room

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ah

those rampaging rodents have revealed

themselves at last

ready to mash some mice miss meister yes

of course

one set of huge hair stones

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hey we're doing it bros the relief

trucks are getting through yeah merry

christmas to all and to all a

good night

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yeah

it sure ain't christmas ornaments

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oh man we better start blitzing bros and

kids are in trouble you said it bro we

gotta do something now

we're all gonna get

this weather ain't natural yeah it must

be some sort of trap

in that case let's make it a trap sheet

bros

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how to rescue those kids

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it may not be christmas yet but we're

making our presents known

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looks like the storm's over

for now you little tanks okay oh yeah

we're okay but our house is all smashed

down

yeah

it's almost christmas

dang it's just like that old movie hey

easy big fella hey kids we'll fix it

somehow you know i got a feeling that

storm was no accident

i'd say you're right

look

the big cheese is making sure his toes

stay toasty he must have found a way to

control the weather oh man i knew this

whole setup had been a trap come on

someone fat smelly and ugly is gonna pay

for this you said a mouthful vincent

let's rock

[Applause]

yeah sure did you see those cool bikes

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blast those bothersome biker mice have

beaten the bombardment

they appear to have discovered your

dabbling in the disaster

it might be wise not to be here when

they arrive

how's lake michigan

almost a solid block of ice myself

you stepped way over the line this time

limburger yeah nobody endangers little

kids when the mamma jammers from mars

around

how shall we depart

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um

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whoa whoa hold your fire bros our stink

bird is flying the coop yeah

well he's gotta come down somewhere and

i got a phased plasma present for him

when he does i hear you bros so let's

dash away dash away dash away off

excellent

all this ice should easily fill my first

shipment to plutarch

send in the snow suckers if you please

at once

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this is excellent

now i can freeze all of earth's water

and steal every last icicle for plutarch

and then with all earth's water in my

control the leaders of the earth will

beg me to take their natural resources

in exchange for

a sip of water

it's cruel

it's clever it's

ah

the biker mice

looks like a cool party and we came to

break the ice let's heat them up

i've dropped those door mice but they

always make such a violent entrance

don't worry you're wreaking reverence my

new improved snowsuckers can take care

of themselves

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looks like

showtime

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well you know what they say the bigger

they are

the harder they fall fall i thought this

was winter oh man

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stay cool bros

cause a mighty big problem is about to

come down

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let's say we give frosty here a hot foot

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this may be a crack up it sure ain't

funny

hey my saturday night bath ain't due

till july

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hang on bro

believe me i'm doing my best man

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a superb

quite the best christmas spectacle i've

ever enjoyed

now hurry up and finish them carb uncle

i have ice to harvest

i'm trying your ride

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here goes

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crazy kid but lots of style

complexity

this requires concentration and skill

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make room for one more

[Applause]

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say bro i'm about to get my tail toasted

here well then let's get cooking man

double heater number five now

sorry i can't stay

have a nice winter and a great fall

guess you were right must be fall i'll

have you broiled for this you mouse

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uncle i believe a precipitous departure

would be prudent to this particular

point

one get us out of here

i'd like to be the transporter

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oh where'd it go sh**t just what it was

getting to be fun you know bros

something tells me limburger's problems

are getting bigger by the second

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well toby let's just say it was a

contribution from a big man in the

business world

anyway little buddies it was the night

before christmas and all through the

house

not a creature was stirring

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humbug

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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