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01x07 - The Masked Motorcyclist

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

01x07 - The Masked Motorcyclist

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what a revoltingly charming example of

the urban underclass

greasepit

is set about making it worthy of

condemnation would you please okay

destroy it

oh yeah yeah yeah you got it boss oh and

by the way dear boy

places like this are often rodent

infested a perfect place to set up

operation mass trap wouldn't you say

got your bus

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that's a surefire mouse detractor now

for the real

oh charlie dude we got to do this yeah

come on babe they didn't cover floor

scrubbing back in cool school you're the

ones who spilled the transmission fluid

besides i'm busy emergency emergency

fires and explosions at 15th and j

street they're playing our song come on

bros let's ride oh no you don't

this time i'm getting in on the action

i've got it

sorry charlie girl but this is a job for

men studly men such as ourselves

especially

me hold the board babe we'll be back

let's rock

and ride

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whoa someone sure did a number on this

place yeah and i bet that number adds up

to one big fat cheese

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help limburger help me someone's trapped

come on

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someone's been pulling our tails ain't

nobody trapped here i can fix that

mouseys

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talk about your mail bonding

find your voice

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uh

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[Applause]

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whoa

my

thanks man great work great bye great

outfit

so what do you say don't want to watch

me stump some g*ons

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see if you can get those fire trucks in

here no problem

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move out move up

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oh yeah i could do that too

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probably feels right at home

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sweetheart you are awesome

whoever you are

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oh sure

dumb

where'd you go

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hey charlie we're back place looks great

babe anymore that root beer left

so did you save the city again did you

doubt hey not only did we save the city

but we met the single most awesome biker

baby in the entire universe

she looked cool she looked red she looks

cool

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well i have no time to deal with you now

prutak is in desperate need of raw

petroleum products now get out

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uncle yes

i need oil lots of oil

by thursday hmm

the local refinery should have more than

enough your kingly curdledness

and i know just the fellow to help us

get it

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will this talent of yours work on other

metals like motorcycles

excellent

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this looks like the place

all right partners

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let's start spilling oil

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mayday made a big trouble refinery

station seven may day

[Laughter]

hey

this is sweet georgie brown now here's

metallic crash with

what i didn't know they did a beatles

tune that's no song that's a distress

call the indicators say it's coming from

the refinery let's go ah

this is macho muscle he-man work

remember i noticed you left the part out

about brain hey it's for your own good

charlie you might get hurt see maybe

that masked motorcyclist lady will be

there oh yeah

hey if she can do it why can't i

it's cute

look charlie we think you're the best

motorcycle mechanic inside of mars but

the masked motorcyclist is really

something special

but let's face it sweetheart it takes

some mondo motorcycle madness to pull

off the stunts she does i hope you're

listening to yourself i'd love to record

this hey speaking of recording you got

your camera vinny oh you bet bro gotta

start chronicling my exploits for

posterity

okay enough talk guys let's ride

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a bunch of wrench heads

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i heard you boys don't have much use

my my my looks like the old g*ng again

plus one

i didn't know you could add bro huh i

may not know everything about math but i

know how to total things

i think it's time to knock these

dogs down

feels like limburger's sitting on me say

bye bye to the rat race mousey

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pretended you see something behind me

you won't catch me falling for that old

trick

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i gotta get some health insurance

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hey hey wait i wanna thank you

she's crazy for me i can tell

oh man that's one righteous horse you

got i'd sure like to check out your bike

sometime

wow what a piece of work

and the drivers are not bad either

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time to vaporize that vermin

wow that thing's nastier than a shark

with a machine

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strolling for the big one let's make

this look good bro come on i got a bait

and press

hey this one's a keeper get us out of

here yeah egypt we're too heavy i gotta

dump the load

where's that rocket lever

stop touching things we gotta get out of

here

dang charlie will never believe us about

the one that got away hey speaking of

which where's that masked motorcyclist

oh man she split again maybe i'm just

too cool and too handsome and

stuff

makes her nervous yeah or maybe it's

just your incredible humility

could be you know it could be

boy's got her ego bigger than

limburger's rear end but at least i had

this baby running let's go strike some

prince of my new princess

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about time i have other things to do you

know besides oh yeah what a night what a

fight

what a bike what a bunch of so i suppose

ms wonderful was there again tonight

was she ever yep that lady can cook all

right but you know one thing makes me

curious how does the mashed motorcyclist

always know

oh hey these things are cold well excuse

me maybe you should ask your hot bim bet

buddy to warm them up oh holy moly

something we said

failure again

if i don't obtain a vast quantity of oil

soon the high chairman will render it

from my hide

i must find another source of oil uh you

mean like an oil field buzz

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crude oil

i've got it an oil field i'll go

straight to the source yes

truly

i am a genius

yes yes

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i'd like an oil field carbon all of it

no problem all right one as a matter of

fact

i have just this moment imported

corroded cody's rust mobile

oops

it should enable us to destroy every

derrick in an oil field creating a huge

spill for you to

up and ship to plutarch excellent

and if those blasted by kermit send

their cycle sidekick barging again them

hombres will see how much fun their

pretty bikes are when they're nothing

but puddles

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yes

oh

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oh man that mass motorcyclist is a mean

motorcycle man pajama

heck she's almost as cool as me

almost

your move vincent and no ways you could

just jump that bikers jump jump jump

jump hey that was my last man you think

that's jumping watch this jump jump jump

jump jump jump

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jump jump jump

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who says chinese checkers is a quiet

game i've noticed that none of the games

we play are quiet

i hope we didn't wake up charlie

nope still asleep

hey what's that that's moore's code

what's it say moto it says

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wait she wants us to follow her yeah

i'll follow her anywhere oh sweetheart

should we tell charlie we're going ah

she's out like a light let's keep it

that way let's rock and ride

stay clear that guy throws all the oil

in the world won't stop his rust

cody

and i will handle these wretched rodents

and me and rusty here will take out the

main derrick

once

can have more

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for you

rabbit

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those monsters ain't so slick come on

guys

and youtube man

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yeah you could shred with the best of

the babe heads up bros cody's almost to

the main derrick we best take

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i don't think this would be a good time

to ask mr lim boys if you're a raise

well that should hold him for a while

bruce look

oh no

charlie charlie wake up it's a mass

motorcyclist she's hurt her helmet's

melted

come on we're trying to get it off we

need your help

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charlie

hi guys surprise

charlie

but but she

but she was

you are i'm just ordinary huh would just

get in the way wasn't that how you put

it

you could have told us i did tell you

you adorable fur brains but you never

listen it was my new prototype bike for

washington i figured i could test it out

and prove something to you lummoxes at

the same time well you did that all

right

me and my big mouth

yep your foot fits inside it very well

if i do say so hey we owe you a big

apology babe at least charlie i mean the

reason we didn't want you with us is

because you might get hurt and you did

i don't want you getting hurt moto you

and the guys all run risks the point is

i didn't get hurt because i'm a woman i

got hurt because i did something

dangerous

and i think i'll retire for a while well

you still proved your point i guess none

of us should judge a book by its cover

even if it is leather bound

please

say but what about limber it's a shame

to think you'll get away with all that

destruction now on the way back i sent

him a package special deliveries

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no

no

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oh

perhaps i should get into a new line of

work

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[Applause]

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you