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02x33 - Super Fang

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

02x33 - Super Fang

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three typical average kids love to read

their Comics true respect their wish for

baby games

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all this practice seems to be paying off

it's part of the answer you should be

able to defeat those Crustaceans no

problem but that's only half the problem

don't forget about borons

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give up there's no Escape

f

for fragila

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it's not over yet

going down

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you better less than worthy opponent

Blue Boy prepare for your demise I beg

to differ

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summer

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now that's what I call fencing

what have we here

another Challenger don't try it finger

the astral sword's too powerful I better

put it away

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hey guys

by the long faces

well we're worried about born Lucas's

giant robot he's already proven to match

roboborg in battle we can't afford to

lose to him or this could be the end

boron

Boron what's that supposed to mean

nothing

I put the sword in the basement safe

come on guys let's get going we gotta

help Nano down it Zoom the new metallic

tissue comes out today

they sure are in a bad mood let's just

eat it guys Crustaceans are becoming a

real pain in the neck

I bet if I was a superhero they wouldn't

be a crustacean problem

[Music]

to have the greatest power in the

universe harnessed and in the palm of my

hand

Warren has proven himself the evilest of

warriors in his fight against robocorg

his right to strike against the

Beetleborg

s and find them at once and when we

release the terror of boron it'll be bye

bye Beetleborgs forever

[Music]

good night

I'm telling you if I were a superhero I

could destroy the Crustaceans and Boron

at

I think the problem here is you can't

make me a superhero oh yeah

yeah I have them cowering in the corner

like I did to you when we were fencing

bring any bells buddy you're not gonna

take that are you forever

well make him super fine

we'll see what kind of superhero he is

with no powers

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I am super fine

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yikes I'm Invincible

bring on those crustaceans

laughs

and you are I'm super fine what's a

super Fang your worst nightmare

uh thanks

I wouldn't do that if I were you

sleep you'll be dealing with me from now

on bucko As You Wish pale face

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lucky move

[Music]

yeah anyone else want a piece of me

come on

super Fang is running yeah what have I

done

[Music]

this is

I wish a new beater board comic came out

every day then I could afford to buy

that new chopper I've got my eye on yeah

well if this Rush ever dies down maybe

we can figure out a new strategy who

knows what the score stations have

planned for us

[Applause]

yes that answers that question

[Music]

hey you ugly creeps leave my customers

alone oh where are those little twerps

they must be here somewhere Joe you and

I will slip out the back whoa we stay

here just in case Nana needs your help

we don't want to blow our car

no tell me where they are

[Music]

okay let's board and get back

[Music]

we've got to get mucus and harbell away

from Zoom let's do it right come on

oh

hey kids do you two need assistance

finding the new beetlebox comic well

here's the real thing but if you want us

you're gonna have to catch us playing

hard to get you're asking for it then

give it to us come on

The Beetleborgs that take care of them

[Music]

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to enjoy this fight the only thing

you're gonna enjoy is a quick trip back

to the 2D world

[Music]

have a nice trip this fall

you just got lucky then this must be my

lucky day

[Music]

good job Joe let's put these babies to

bed he are dreaming

sounds optimistic considering the

circumstances it doesn't look like

you're able to defeat us without moron's

help

you'll see Boron soon enough

come on use your super powers hey look

guys I can fly did he say why

[Applause]

[Music]

I can really get used to this

that's enough I'd let this go too far uh

what are you trying to say

you're not a superhero

not a superhero did you see him stand up

to vilor

those ones your powers

they were uh

my Powers it was a dirty trick if I

didn't tell you I just knew somebody was

going to get hurt and uh-huh

you're just a vampire

wow the flower

you're jealous

oh

and I don't blame you I mean who

wouldn't be you

you just go run along and practice your

magic or whatever it is that you fasms

do and leave the superhero work to the

pros you come on guys now we have a

world to save

[Music]

what a boo-boo

hi hiya kids

how'd it go not

it's only a matter of time before nuke

is someone's Boron and you know what

happened to roboboard last time yeah I

remember

hey guys

anybody got a dime what now I really

really need your help the Crustaceans

again not exactly uh

it's fangula thank you

I'll explain when you get here just

hurry

we gotta go Nano

thanks for the help guys

so after we steal the astral Ax from the

Crustaceans we destroy them and then we

destroy boron

any questions

yeah when you say we

exactly all of us every Hero has a

sidekick

I'll have four

I'm out of here batboy

okay three Sidekicks what do you say

I don't see anything maybe we should

just go home okay gentlemen wait here

I'm going in to get the astral ax

good work uh

good question run I suppose it's

comforting to know we're so prepared

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you let that anemic blood sucker push

you around you

should be ashamed of yourself beat by a

vampire I am telling you he was

indestructible

[Music]

and there he is

that's a superhero number sign

crustaceans

super Fang is here and I'll be taking

the astral ax with me

this is a nice place by the way

shoe little bat before you get hurt

do you know who you were dealing with

here

oh

didn't I tell you

you did what

started out as a joke I tried to tell

him that his powers were phony but he

wouldn't listen

now he's trying to defeat the

Crustaceans

you've got to stop him as if you don't

have enough problems let's go

you're really something Fang you go in

there and steal the ax like it was just

a Bert Rainey you guys could learn

something from him

watch this

under my command I'll send Boron to the

bottom of lake charleville and away

forever

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I command you to go jump on the lake

take a dive

oh that was your tool you are not my

master this isn't going exactly as I

planned

to go jump in a lake

[Applause]

that's far enough

[Applause]

that's a good giant robot

watch and learn

[Laughter]

expect to see you so soon did you no

need to worry this time we have Boron

this time you're gonna need him

bothering you again you are scrap metal

well don't just stand there be a

superhero go and get them super fine

[Music]

[Laughter]

maybe flower was rushed

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oh

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I'm tired of this it's time to show

these guys with being a superhero is all

about

Mega Snapchat

you've got problems now Mega problems

Lucas

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here's another one for you

Robo cyclone

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how about some mean green

I think that's our cue to leave

that'll teach you to mess with the mega

Spectrum Beetleborg good job guys hey

what about the monsters

where am I

this looks like a job for

crazy

[Music]

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Boron good work we make a pretty good

team

thank you

Fango buddy

I sure am glad that everything turned

out okay and

oh I'm really sorry for tricking you

into believing that you could become a

superhero

it was all my fault will you forgive me

I don't know that was kind of a dirty

trick now fingula he did try to tell you

before it was too late but you wouldn't

listen oh okay but you have to promise

me never to do that again because that

was scary no I promise I promise

maybe super fun

girl

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[Applause]

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