01x43 - Fangula's Last Bite

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why did the vampire order the vegetarian

platter because he didn't want to get

the steak get

it yeah why don't you tell the flabber

it's really his kind of

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joke roll's got a joke for

you sounds like he could use

it hey what's wrong

a fastop

me what's with him I'm feeling kind of

blah somebody please tell me what's

going on around

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here count fangel is coming back to

transia with

me that's what's going on

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who's

he allow me to introduce

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myself I am

VL the

Impaler Commissioner of vampire Affairs

I hate to ask you and this isn't

necessarily a bad thing but why are you

taking him it all started a week ago

Thursday it was a quiet

evening in the coy little cottage I call

home was a working

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evening 32 recruits in

camanga o

19 units of B positive in

Quebec

fine the blood banks been knocked over

in

Rome I hope that zoners haven't been

eating

Garlic ah yes count fangula nothing

what's this in chart

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I won't believe it unless I see it

myself come back here

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you I want to drink your

blood now why would you want to go and

do a thing like that uh iron por blood

thank buddy those are my

friends um couldn't you just cut out all

that blood sucking stuff uh just this

once for

me too late you old

syty uh Game of Poker a blackjack sounds

good let's go talk to

him a trainy of mine hasn't sunk his

teeth into anybody in over 3

weeks count fangula doesn't deserve to

be called a vampire

I

know I'll take away his

credentials I'll revoke his

license I'll return him to the land of

the undead and throw away the

key charel here I

come give them three more

chances two more chances

one tiny itty bitty little

chance oh

please don't beg I hate

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begging now this is highly

irregular but I'm going to give you 48

hours to shape up or

else I will return

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well there goes my vote for Mr

Congeniality

you this is all

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your

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but it's not your fault flabber yeah

look at the bright side bright side

about to lose the best housem guy ever

had what can we do I don't know but even

the beetle Wars can't fight Vlad the

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Impaler there's got to be something

about getting rid of vampires in these

old horror comic books nothing in this

one hey this one has vampires

stuff we already know that was a dead

end it's bad enough we have to deal with

one vampire at Hillhurst huh but two I

don't like vampires any better than you

do but as mean as Fel is BL twice as

mean three times is creepy yeah

yeah did you hear hear that twice as

mean and three times as creepy who where

heill hurt you mophead sounds like the

got a new monster oh boy hey if we bring

vexa a new monster he'll be thrilled

yeah so what are we waiting

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for come on old buddy old

pal you got to sleep

how can I sleep the sleep of the undead

when I barely feel

alive Fang that made no sense whatsoever

oh even to

me sorry

insomnia you got to eat

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something blood

pudding blood

sausage blood Money

I'm sorry I don't feel like it I'm

depressed I've lost my will to

bite no no no

thanks no

thanks no

thanks H I can't see you come on tell us

what's in there anything truly repulsive

well it looks like uh

any Improvement bursty won't

sleep then he won't

eat now he

said thank you oh we're in big trouble

here isn't he even going to try to bite

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us no improvement huh

pale anemic even the teeth look

T WAOW a really scary vampire just

arrived well I'm hungry I'm going to

check out the bite line in

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[Applause]

town wo blood is bad fled fled he's

really bad but he wouldn't want to make

us

mad we can't mess this up let's go get

some help good idea

yo now

what let's

think got an idea B I think he just did

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if bang wants to be a part of the Living

Dead all he needs is a victim or

three no I'm not going to let him bite

me you don't have to you just have to

pretend to be his

victim oh please please

please please with flabber on

um I'll turn my head around for you been

there seen that um I'll make gross green

Ooze come out of my

nose not sure I want to see

that I'll show you my tattoo we've seen

tattoos before mine's on my

spleen okay

yeah everything's going to be just fine

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Fang please oh evil one we need to

borrow a monster a really mean one and

what for but it's a surprise for me I

love surprises I'll give you a monster

and order some magnavore Jets to stand

by behold

anxious I'm feeling kind of

crabby all right boss he is just the

thing what do you say we going to pick a

fight well I don't know I know why we're

playing Halloween at this time of the

year

but it's been fun now where are those

teeth thanks a

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lot

by hey wait wait you'll love

this candy that turned your mouth blood

red just like little

vampires

Santa now don't take any w

Stakes I hope we're not too late flut

it's got to work have I ever let you

down

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well I thought you'd never get

here everything's ready right this way

right this

way we'll hop on in and give it a test

drive this is

weird cross her arms little arms

hurry

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hurry my my my aren't you going to have

to eat your words excuse

me look you do what you want we're

vampires now mhm mhm you live out to

your bargain and let him stay

lose something just my bab

things just one little nibble and I'll

be able to tell the

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truth all right she's not a vampire are

you satisfied

I suspected as

much let's go count

fangula

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FL oh no couldn't you

reconsider y Stop in the Name of vexa

who's going to make me me me baby you

and what

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army this

one that's not an army that's a crab

we'll see who's crabby when I'm ding us

with you yeah he's better than an army

and he says you're coming with

us gotcha don't touch the suit you can't

do that

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get him m i uh think I wore them out for

you I think they need our help you know

it let's

board

be

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be we got to distract the beetle brats

bring in the fighter jets

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Joe can you Stell the magnor along sure

thing Beetle battle base good luck

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Smooth Move Roland but they're coming

around

again you see him yeah and they're

headed straight forth come on let's go

you think you're going to be able to

stop us all alone girly huh why don't

you crawl under a

rock time to finish this and help

Joe

yeah I'll take on the magnor I'm with

you in the crab's mine you can't take

what I shut it

out J yeah Bo you Beetle bre you're a CL

I dare to try that to

me we need the scam well done I don't

have time to play with you robot scabs

right

now time for the Sonic

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lasers wooo look we're not after you

just the vampire sorry no Dives then

we're out of

here let's get cracking my pleasure

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that's our cube right all together

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now

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history this must be my

surprise no what have those three

Knuckleheads done this

time W believe this yeah it's a let me

guess what happened the evil anxious

whom I took the time and trouble to

conjure up for you was sent back to the

comics by the beetle boards and you

three didn't bring me any surprise at

all am I getting warm it's not our fault

those rotten Beetle boys cracked your

crab yeah and our surprise would have

been really good see we found this mean

vampire you be

quieto when am I going to learn not to

rely on you bumbling bon heads if

there's a brain cell among you it's

dying of

lonliness you know what this trip really

has been much more trouble than it was

worth however I am feeling generous

today you can stay here at hillst yeah

that's great yeah you

know I guess we really are

Brothers under our very pale

skins

whatever byebye glad all right looks

like you finally out of here fangula

yeah he gone mhm not a moment too soon I

heard

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that oh gosh I can't thank you guys

enough I got my old roommate back

how are you feeling absolutely frisky

what don't you have something to say to

these guys for helping you

out I thank

you at least you could promise not to

try and bite us anymore good idea will

you promise huh huh

okay Cross Your

Heart bad choice of

words you're not going to Bight the kid

um that after they helped you I can't

help myself

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