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01x42 - Bride of Frankenbeans

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x42 - Bride of Frankenbeans

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a stranded motorist was all alone at the

abandoned

Hotel certain certain he was going to

meet his Doom care for a marshmallow

spider don't interrupt he was just about

to get to my favorite part his

Doom a cold wind swept through his body

he could hear the maniac footsteps

scraping across the walkway and he

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approach as the footsteps got closer

yes and closer

yes then the homeless idom Maniac

pounded at the

door is anyone

home don't answer I hear you in there

now let me

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in hello son how are you how are you

on not him again

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nice to see you too so Dr madman what is

it this time I

Dr have traveled all the way from

Transylvania to bring my little boy a

surprise

good however there is some assembly

required uh bring in the boxes I left on

the porch huh no way not going to do

it I would do it myself but well I hurt

my back the last time I was on the

rack here one minute he's already

ordering us around

[Laughter]

small if this is a small box then I'm a

purple dinosaur

close something smells like rotting fish

oh sorry it's been centuries since my

last

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shampoo be careful the contents are very

delicate over here yeah

yeah so Baron what what is in these

boxes animal

vegetable mineral

mother-in-law we have ways of making you

talk no questions no questions you must

all leave immediately SN

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out how you

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[Laughter]

yes he looking at

you your dad's got some nerve Frankie

what he what was that he

think's going on in there I don't know

but it can't be good he is not getting

back his security deposit good thank

you

excellent the electricity will stimulate

the natural chooses

[Laughter]

that it make my hair stand on end if I

had any

hair oh

I'm tired we've been running all morning

yeah time for a pit

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stop breakfast has

arrived oh breakfast

attention

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everyone I present to you my latest

creation I would like you to meet the

Bride of Franken

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beans get a of a babe

[Applause]

[Applause]

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dead flowers and then um ugly bright

made dresses that'll only be worn once

and we'll serve up Squid's brain for

dessert I just love planning

weddings

uh-oh yes I'm burning up the numbers a

bit too much don't worry flabber I got

it

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covered thanks flabber how do you plan

on getting all this stuff oh I'm not you

three are us no

way H I'll make you an offer you can't

refuse you do these little chores for me

and you won't have to eat any squid

brains at the wedding

okay flabber we'll help you out like we

always

do but only if you break that list down

to the be

Essentials okay okay meat

tenderizer salt and

pepper only the

essentials we'll take care of this

today bye flab

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what do you want now me like

you yeah yeah

whatever you're cute like garbage

D look Buster no offense but you're not

quite my type spunky h

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good this is one bad issue the beetle

bgs are getting stomped baby yeah that

Crimson creep is awesome and the beetle

bgs are helpless against his power

you're not going to believe this guess

what's going on at Hur beats me hey come

over here you got to check out this new

issue it's a wedding one of those

monstrous Meatheads is getting married

and that means it's party time yeah we

could send the Crimson creep to crash it

he's a real poy animal

yeah perfect are you ready to FY down

hey I wonder he can dance he's a boogie

monster Now where's the

wedding always the brides made never the

bride and son today is your wedding day

any last minute

chitters I had the

screwdriver I could fix that big

wedding

gifts oh speaking of gifts as a wedding

present I want to give you and your

lovely bride my

fortune goody

Fortune Fortune

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[Laughter]

I'll tell you Stella this wedding idea

is great all I got to do is marry this

big dumb o and I get The Baron's Fortune

as a wedding

gift oh don't worry as soon as I get the

Baron's Fortune it's Blitz

bille this is terrible it's up to us to

stop this wedding or she'll break

Franken Bean's heart and we can't let

that happen

voice hey father we're back oh come on

in that's fic kids um I'm just in the

middle of a frosting the

cake um you can put those uh over

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there well hello you Three Little

Darlings you must be be hungry after

running those errands how about some

milk and

cookies thank

you

flabber my flabber how do you keep such

a spelled waistline with that appetite

and you keep your hair so silky shiny oh

just a little dab a DI

no there she

is eat a cookie why not I'll tell you

why not because she's bad

bad bad B what are you talking about

she's she's she's as sweet as they come

be nice to Bri she's going to be a part

of the

family not if we can help it a little

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missy all done

beautiful looking

good there it's

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fantastic Frankie maybe you should give

this marriage thing a little more

thought no

G that's too bad looks like you'll have

to miss the

wedding no

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[Applause]

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nice pants there

Frankie oy here's she

comes

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lovely looks like it's too

late I always cry at wedding Bad Boys

Don't Cry o don't forget they might have

some grubs time to crash the party now

for the fun

stuff de love it y y yty through

sickness and in health until uh

your second death do you po yes yes I

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do today son

today does anybody here object to these

two adorable kids being married well

yeah we

do what's that

that's Crimson Creep from issue

140 that's

right are you with the brides or the

Grooms party I am the

party watch the chairs

what somebody stop him he's ruining the

wedding oh not my

darling look out

Wy you know what this means beet

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time to take out the

track now this party starting to look a

little

Lively you're not on the guest list

creep time to go oh I'm going but so are

you and I never even got to say he may

now kiss the bride

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a little

part keep

it

w I think it's time for Mega blue to

join the

festivities this part's over Crimson

creep oh yeah Mega black like I'm scared

I hate to be a party pooper but hey I'm

not through yet want to

bet get

you no I toing a

thing that's what they all

say here you go kids

enjoy hey this pizza's cool

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smoking oh be careful don't hurt my

fortune Fortune safe that's the fortune

you're giving us as a wedding gift I

thought you were giving us gold money

don't be ridiculous mad scientists don't

make any

[Laughter]

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money get it

Buster I wouldn't marry you if you were

the last man-made creature on earth

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don't cry Frankie you'll rust your

bolts don't be sad son I got her Parts

on discount

anyway you'll get over her Frankie

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Jad here son I want you to have Fortune

what's

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mine or yours hey I want a pet

too those three would make excellent

pets their house broken and

everything especially that one I think

that's our cuter

Ry

by watch the light what you I'm

sensitive I never got to sing my wedding

Soo

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but that is my C believe

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