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01x35 - Phantom of Hillhurst

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x35 - Phantom of Hillhurst

Post by bunniefuu »

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for the PS B dos pickle tarantula

legs

perfect I was wondering where that

spider went

[Music]

OHA I really have to get that doorbell

fixed you

know oh I've never played so

beautifully wait a

minute that's not me who's playing my

[Music]

borgan right

Phenom what are you doing here

surprise I haven't seen you since

Christine left

[Music]

you don't mention her name to me

I'm sorry you really need

this I thought you were over her by

[Music]

now let me look at

you oh your face hasn't changed a bit

old

friend sorry about that and your nose is

still the size of a

banana

[Music]

almost I had to open my big mouth

so did you come here just to annoy me no

flab the Paris opera house has burned

down and I have nowhere to live oh don't

worry you can stay here as long as you

want yes I could become quite

comfortable here

[Music]

you can stay no more than two

[Music]

days I only need to stay until I finish

the new Opera I'm writing a new Opera

yes dedicated to my long lost love of

Christine I need total privacy to

concentrate and no one must know that

I'm here not even those four Halloween

rejects you live

with um I'll leave you alone now um I

was just fixing lunch bring me some

tidbit it might Inspire my creative

juices creative

juices I'll need a big knife to this

[Music]

thing now a splash of this and I'm all

[Music]

set now that's something I could really

sink my teeth into yeah yeah yeah be

original next time um okay I'll tell you

what

I have a very special guest who is

staying with us and he does not wish to

be

disturbed you fellas can share this

sandwich if you promise to stay out of

the Parlor for 2

days two days

told we'll

take the rest of the deal doesn't work

for

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us

hungry busy day

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flber Joe selling tickets for a song bir

night at school yeah she's singing a

solo yeah well so low you can't hear me

bet you have a beautiful voice let me

hear you

sing if you believe in you the world is

in your

hands you believe in you you find your

one for

one believe in you will make your dreams

come

true it's

[Music]

her Christine it's time to go

dear I wish you didn't have to move away

I'll never forget

you and I'll never forget you either

[Music]

Phantom my Christine has

[Music]

returned guys I forgot my geography

book no problem I'll get it hold for a

[Music]

[Applause]

sec Joe your room was a total pig die I

couldn't find it she just cleaned it

yesterday I'll get it see you at Zoom

after

school and don't get lost in your

room whatever see you after

school

Christine Christine it's me

who's

there at last I found you Christine

Christine I'm sorry Mister but you've

got the wrong say no

[Music]

more who are you

greetings I am the

Phantom and you will be the star of my

next Opera

oh but wait you've never heard me sing

Oh but I have my dear and with my

teaching you shall be the greatest opera

singer in the

world Chaz I'm out of

here

no please your lesson is about to begin

see when the funny papers fan on

S no

are you ready to begin your first lesson

yes

[Applause]

[Music]

teacher is that the new issue with beet

fors hey give me that get back Jack let

me stack the rack all right

[Music]

give it to me no it's mine come on it's

[Music]

mine hey somebody

get oh

brother looks like you boys are going to

be helping me stack comic books all

day you know I don't think Joe's here

have you seen Joe around she's usually

the first one here haven't seen all

day Joe where have you

been so Joe are you still sweating about

singing solo she's been dreading that

all week I'm eagerly anticipating my

stage debut

[Music]

what are you doing why do you have a

picture of Joe you mean my new

Christine you obviously haven't heard

her sing yet you haven't heard her since

I became her teacher I'm taking her with

me to be the star of my new Opera look

organ boy you can't take Joe with you

she has family and friends here but she

wants to

go you better not have her under one of

your

spells who

me

never how could you think such a

[Music]

thing weren't we supposed to meet Joe

here yeah she's got me really worried

she was acting really strange this

morning strange after she cleaned her

room she poured her orange juice in her

cereal and then tried to toast her

grapefruit oh that is strange are you

sure she cleaned her

room hey did you see the three dudes

that were sitting here they ordered this

double batwing and Nightcrawler pizza

and they didn't pay their

bill well what' they look like oh they

were super ugly and the woman at least I

think she was a woman she tried to eat

with her mouth closed

the magnor you don't suppose that's the

reason why Joe's not here um was there a

10-year-old girl with them a 10-year-old

girl could be I don't know it's been a

long day the magnor got Joe we better go

save

her if you believe in you the world is

in your

hands if you believe in you you find

your Wonderland

believe in you will make your dreams

come

true that was

beautiful absolutely

perfect 1 2 3 1 2 3 I win rock Crush

scissors you are such a

cut look people

run all right what do you Bratz want now

I want my sister back get lost can't you

see we're

busy run along oh hey put me down now I

said put me down I said I want my sister

back we don't have your creepy little

sister yeah we don't believe you okay

you figured us out put jar down and

we'll give you back your sister we

promise

[Music]

give them what they deserve you bet I

will uh magn

Jet magn

Jet and they've got their sight set on

you we got a board but what about Jo

we'll take care of this thing get J

right

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

we're going to need the AV let's get to

it harass Beal battle base

[Music]

hope you're ready cuz here they come I'm

ready I think we ought to get a little

[Music]

closer there they go those just are

heading for the wild glue charville I

know a shortcut I'm right behind

[Music]

you looks like we beat him not play much

Mega more jet 12:

[Applause]

CL I missed these jet fighters are

getting good

they're running looks like he spoke too

soon here they come again

[Applause]

[Music]

Flor my Opera is finally

[Music]

complete and you

you will be my star I'll take you on a

world tour to launch my

Opera Joe

Joe can you hear me Joe what hey what's

all the Ruckus In Here Phantom release

Joe from the spell I'm taking Chris Joe

with me to sing in my Opera and none of

you can stop stop me you haven't got a

flaming

chance fire at least that awful music

stop you f bitten

[Laughter]

[Music]

ape dinner time PCH

[Music]

nobody makes a monkey out of

me I'm going to have to figure out a way

to outsmart the

Phantom ooh banana

[Music]

the Jets are right behind us then let's

put him in front

right tail end of a magal jet now that's

a beautiful sight how's this is this

beautiful too but seriously you guys

have to get back here and Bronto Phantom

has Joe and he's taking her away we're

coming flabber

[Music]

you will see the greatest Opera Houses

in the world Rome Vienna London and no

one can stop me you're not taking her

anywhere funky face let's allow Joe to

decide come on Joe tell this guy to take

a hike I want to go with my teacher no

Joe what are you

saying now get out of my w wait

wait huh I have a surprise for you

[Music]

phantom phantom

Christine you've come back to

me I have written you a new Opera my

dear goodbye phom come back soon like in

a million years

[Music]

yourself hey look Joe's back to

normal what's going on here it's a long

story Joe

[Music]

yeah now this one I'm going to eat M

yummy

I won I won I

won more

interruped

you I don't believe it I won I won Joe

won the sber contest cool

congratulations Joe I knew you had

musical talent I wait till you hear this

you call that Talent now this is Talent

fellas if you would

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Man Down by the

old

[Music]

M where I first met

you you were 16 you were 16

Queen my Village Queen by the old

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