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01x33 - Christmas Bells and Phantom's Spells

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x33 - Christmas Bells and Phantom's Spells

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Merry

Christmas Merry Christmas to you thank

you you have a good

holiday happy

holidays yeah yeah this one

goods are jingling are shiny people are

mingling

trees truly fly bockling

what what is chrysanthemum you mean

Christmas that too well Christmas is the

time of year when everyone's happy and

gets along yeah and buy each other

presents and think about what's

important in life you know peace on

Earth Goodwill to all that kind of thing

seems to me people should have that kind

of thinking all year round yeah it'd be

nice if it worked out that way hey let's

have a Christmas party so we can show

flabber what the Christmas spirit is

really a party no be kidding we wouldn't

we a Ric parties are fun we love him a

ton yeah we'll tell you about Santa and

even decorate a tree I'll even bring a

book of carols uh who's Carol and why do

you have her

book well we better hit it then

tomorrow's Christmas Eve and we've got a

lot to do right we got to get ays going

see you later flabber oh and this is

going to be one special Christmas

Christmas that's the ugliest C I've ever

seen give

me for me

how oh this goodness brings out my bad I

hope we have enough EV to go around

there's plenty all these goodness is

making me break out in

hies out of my face Missle

tone now that's music to my

ears we wish you SC Christmas

and a nasty New

Year yeah can't for this yeah by you one

more stupid song about peace and Harmony

I'm going to Hur the holidays burar me

out let's go back to cryp and take a

load

off it was awful boss the humans were

singing and laughing and buying presents

and they were putting up their little

decorations all over town it was so so

cheerful

I'm appalled by the very mention of this

human tradition called Christmas you

three go back out there and find a way

to ruin their many making you're not

serious it's a junggle out there think

about noic that are sugar plums to be

squashed hly to be har and joy to be

jinxed are we evil or are the

elves horri so get out there and spread

some Christmas fear you got it boss a

pleasure

[Music]

hi there Merry

Christmasy it's really great how you and

your family get this Christmas party

together for the orphanage every year

yeah it's a lot of fun the kids always

have a good

time how you making out for the toy

drive Heather you think we'll have

enough so far so good but I always wish

there were more these kids have so

little to begin with oh don't you worry

once those Darlings get a taste of my

Christmas dinner they're going to be

happy as bugs on a

blossome shall We compare

let's Okay cool table Hightech computer

dirt bike telescope pinball machine Cano

tennis court mahogany carve chest board

oh god well you boys making out your

Christmas wish list wish list

you wish these are just a few of the

things we're getting Santa P is the

price and nobody gets hurt well maybe

since you're both getting so many

presents you might like to donate a few

for the toy

drive Heather what a sense of humor you

have those two are colder than a frosty

old snowman I have no idea what

Christmas is really

about I know what you mean hey we better

get going if we're going to get

Christmas together for flabber

[Music]

where are they come on

[Music]

guys wasting time ready for some

Christmas

[Music]

action Merry

Christmas ooh check it out very nice but

why aren't you guys helping her that

tree looks heavy Joe she's got super

strength remember

let me give you H with

that oh

[Music]

thanks

wo

[Music]

hey must

get a man come on guys it's Christmas

[Music]

oh

please bber do something they're going

to spoil

[Music]

everything it's not going to work

[Music]

it I feel nice

[Music]

you know I love you guys ah bro what'

you do just a little of my own holiday

cheer I'm afraid it only work this time

a year how may we assist a little warm

blooded friend uh we could use some help

with the tree your wish is our Command

Franken

beans help oh

weird I know perfect

spot

come what a

BL I think it goes the other way

[Music]

sorry let's let's do this come on come

on come on come on come on now

now fun part we get to decorate with

whatever we want well then we need some

decorations want to help well why

not hey how about I teach you some new

Christmas

T let's

J

Christmas standa

[Music]

tree oh Christmas tree

you

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beauty and do not

[Music]

[Applause]

fut you guys are doing great aren't you

having

[Music]

fun so much good me so little time to

[Music]

this will be Char ville's last

[Music]

Christmas jingle bell jingle bell jingle

all the way oh what fun it is to ride

one open jingle bells jingle bells

jingle all the way oh what fun it is to

ride a one open SL jingle bell jingle

bell

[Music]

jingle oh no those guys are B bugging

me this is flap

desperate they're ruining Chris

witch

Christmas but they are ruining it

Beetleborgs I think it's time to deck

their hawks come on

guys

beers

big

[Music]

big

[Music]

big where are they we looted every house

on the Block time to H the next stre hey

you can can't do this oh yeah just watch

us please think of the children you

think of them we're

busy not as busy as you're going to be

ah great the beetle bmers you aren't

going to crash our party put those

presents back now yeah who's going to

make it who do you think not

you the G the keeps on giving yeah let's

get him yeah movie

boys run you can't hide come on Merry

Christmas it's a great day today Merry

Christmas

Christmas thanks those weasels stole our

dinner and I almost have it it's okay

Mom at least the store is fully stock

with candy and comic

books what's wrong guys wa been robed

all our pres and everything it's

gone everybody in Town's in the same

boat here it's not much but they're on

the house Merry

[Music]

Christmas thanks hey kids you want to

hear a song

[Applause]

yeah lean your this way don't you tell a

single soul what I'm

[Music]

those kids they don't have any presents

or anything they're having fun tell me

if you can you I've got an idea come on

let's

go fter

f for me here we go time to round him up

boys perfect

yeeh woo yeah stop right there Tyas

how dides this grab

[Music]

you TI them up M done K tight you got it

Joe these guys won't worm out of this

one looks like that's a r guess one in

their bag here Joe hey it's the toys for

the toy drive let's blow this pop st I'd

like to see you try we can't while we're

DED up like this I say we send Santa's

Little Helpers home for the holidays and

forever right back into the comic books

wait a second hand me a couple of those

presents from the toy bag Dre okay roll

and untie their hands after all

Christmas is about peace and forgiveness

not fighting Merry Christmas

noox here's your

jar and tyus Merry Christmas you know

we've been bad not good right just be

good for goodness sake I didn't get

anything for you I feel terible a that's

okay bye-bye

oh no man I should have known better I

can't believe I told you didn't tie

their hands how stupid can I possibly

get it's okay Joe you did a nice thing

we'll get him next time

back yeah don't worry about it hey

babies it's been a blue crystal Without

You Christ Christmas well my little

flamingos it's no fun since you left the

party yeah but we need your help um do

you think you could whip up a little

magic and put everything back together

again absolutely it'll be my gift to

charville well here goes take all of the

tinsel and jingle bell

Joys and all of the eggnog and all the

toys and all the presents of those who

do lack and flabber Kadabra put it all

back

[Music]

oh

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my Elish has left the building thanks

flabber you make the best Santa Claus

than you thank you very much I know some

kids that can show you a gift action

right about now oh totally then we'll be

back at hellur before you can say secret

sner okay I'll be waiting okay bye how

dare you fail me good boss we didn't

mean to this whole Christmas thing well

just kind of ambushed us it's true there

was this weird feeling of peace and

Harmony I think humans call it uh

Christmas spirit oh please you're making

me violently ill I'll share my stocking

with you B no give me that thing and get

back on the bad track have you lost your

fish Minds New Year's resolutions for

all of you we are bad we are HED and we

don't do Christmas staring

indeed Santa must be behind schedule he

left these outside anyone make the good

list this

[Music]

year Merry Christmas you make one pretty

CL any chance Santa put a five course

turkey dinner in that bag okay Mom I

think we have plenty to be thankful for

right here Merry Christmas Dad Merry

Christmas

[Music]

Son hey look who's back well we had a

lot of leftovers so we kind of thought

you

know good job guys we thought some

musical accomplishment might be festive

hey now you're kicking D come on let's

go crack up that juice to 11 Merry

Christmas guys

Merry

Christmas you don't know where flabber

went he said he had to see a man about a

[Music]

suit happy me

[Music]

time GA around I have something for

everyone

present you Santa yes Franken beans

there is a real Santa Claus and Santa's

Got a Brand New

Bag have you been a good

boy yes yes for Franken beans a battery

recharger for your

headphones for count

fangula a steal file for you your

bangs and a breath mint and get the

picture oh M yes yes clean no passages

oh boy oh boy that's just what I needed

thanks

come Wolf

g*ng a Tarter controlled dog

biscuit four out of five veterinarians

recommended for the PIP pets

pipe

cleaners thank you for the three little

elves flabber sends

these awesome they honorary keys to this

house and the Flav's heart that's the

best kind of gift hey we forgot to put

the angel on top of the tree Santa's got

Santa's got it

covered girls you take request angels we

will be on highly

[Music]

you know I was just thinking tomorrow

the monsters will be up to their bad

habits and and vexer and his cronies

will be back to no good again and people

everywhere won't be as kind and as

caring as as they were on this

day Why Can't This Day last forever it

can in our hearts we just have to enjoy

it while we have it this moment

here for me that was an awesome thing

you did

[Music]

flabber your friendship is the best gift

of all I love you kids and I love

crisscross do though for us Merry

crisscross and a Merry Christmas to all

and a fous new New Year

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