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01x19 - Convention Dimension

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x19 - Convention Dimension

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monster oh that's easy mine's Cado from

look baby carriage on the loose ran I

think you better work some fast magic

who

there there's a car

Joe don't worry I'll stop

you way to go

Roland my Carriage what happened to my

Carriage Rand is the baby all right

there's no baby just baby toys

thank you these are gifts my wife's

expecting I was walking home from her

baby shower and uh well I I left my hand

off the carriage for a second and we

know what happened next well uh thanks

again and drive safe hey

kids oh boy am I glad that I caught you

guys I just got four tickets to the

International comcom Convention for

tomorrow you mean the big comic book

convention that's right you'll see all

your favorite superhero characters in

costume of course oh yeah and our

fortunes will be there too who he's the

creator of be borgs everyone in

charville knows that that's because

everybody in charville loves the beetle

borgs well not quite

everyone

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huh come back here you pe little paper

Punk so I can turn you into

p

peek oh

myone never teach you not to go out his

nice kid forgot to show your shortcut

magnor one human zero put that in your

paper who says we can't get home

delivery give me

that here's an item of vital interest

International comic Hall it's a

worldwide Gathering of Comic Book Lovers

it opens today in Urbana city Urbana

city that's close Art Fortunes who

created us and the beetle borgs will

make a rare appearance and so will you

kidnap fortunes and bring him to me no

maybe that's my kind of B but then oh

weed Wonder we'll force him to erase the

beetle borgs the beetle bgs yesterday's

news H flabber guess what we're going to

a comic book

convention

uh our fortunes will be there Robert

what are you

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doing oh I've

got you know hiccups don't worry they'll

go away oh that's easy for you to

say poor

flabber drink some water is that

supposed to help n says it

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doesm

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you know what the best cure for solving

the hiccups is don't you what well it's

a good

[Music]

uh

it must be getting

rusty now finish telling me about this

big comic book adventure you're supposed

to be off to we're going to meet our

Fortune that's it what's it he can help

us by

drawing the magnavore is back into the

comic book for good hey flabber that's

brilliant I have my

moment oh you go I'll be fine you sure

well

absolutely okay we'll be back soon good

luck hey maybe this will

[Music]

work here

go man this is great it's fantastic it's

a comic book Lover's Dream remember it's

very crowded so you kids be careful okay

and if we get separated we'll meet at

the beetle board's boo got it got it

good plan hey look at that excuse me

let's go try to meet him before

everybody else gets there hey Dad can we

do that where'd he go Dad Mr

Williams Dad we're

lost Dad Dad he was just here

let me give you a super lift see if you

can spot him top side oh it's so crowded

no one will

see whoa well do you see

anything H I didn't see him remember he

told us to meet him at The Beetleborgs

Booth you've got our tickets right right

here in my wall what's the matter I

asked my dad to hold on to the wallet

for saf te oh man great what are we

supposed to do

now it's j and

tyus oh no are those actors or do you

think it's the real terrible Trio

something tells me they're not putting

on an axe nice rock mind if I wipe my

feet on it Jo is right that's no

performance they to no good and I'll bet

has something to do with our

fortunes we need to get inside the

building but how let's POS this

ourselves you mean turn into the real

Beetle board mhm I hate to admit it but

she's got a good

idea score one for

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Jill look it's

him all right we made it

guys wow check this place out oh there

you are hurry they're waiting for you in

the photo

area

hey but if they're The Beetleborgs who

are you um we're out of

here oh security stop

them I see you over

there s me guys come back

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here

boy

maybe we can lose her in here come

on here she comes you can't go in

there this

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way huh

what kids don't do this at home not

excuse

me excuse me loser look

out did she go did she

go

very

quiet she's the terrible R in the

one hey hey what's the

rush this way in here hurry come

on come

on all right I think we lost her so now

what we've got to change back well what

are we waiting for

I know you're in there you guys open

this door come on out those imposters

are hiding in there in here I'll handle

this do it

[Music]

yeah it's the bad mhm they must have put

a chain on it here let me help

you I can't wait to meet our

fortunes yeah we're actually going to

meet the creator of beetle Bo yep yes

he's like a legend yeah and this may be

his last appearance he never goes out in

public lives alone in the mountains he's

a real nut did you sign this to Zack

there you

go hey gorgeous I've seen all your

movies wait there's

Spider-Man hey Spider-Man can I have an

autograph sure sure step right up hey

Drew look there he is there's Art

Fortunes come on second time in line kid

uh yeah only one autograph per customer

next party's over pops find another this

is my drawing hand AR baby you are

coming with us what what is that what

are you talking about oh oh I get it

this is the part of the uh the we're

making fun help help I'm being abducted

by magn

johx and typus have kidnapped our

fortunes what do they for joh May

destructive or worse you rais us from

the

comics hey wait a minute you guys

overacting just a little bit take Mo you

cles you better step on pops before I

step on you they're heading for the

exits count

C fangula nah look alike he's back with

flabber wish flabber were here to help

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us this is what my mommy used to do to

me just one more spin should dig it okay

King to

twist thank you very much it didn't work

well how would you expect it to you have

a bad attitude attitude is

everything

you are impossible I give up he's in

your hands

[Music]

now no that won't

work what did he say I'll try anything

he wants you to chase his tail works for

him or so he

[Music]

says I'm feeling

dizzy you did good

boy oh no

luck don't tell me you have a cure for

the hiccups

too cut off

head use only as directed with try

Frankie what more can we do let's

eat live it with Father beans

Frankie a good meal and we'll all feel

better I hope the kids return soon all

this monster attentions it's going to be

bad for my

health give it a rest more before I

remove

it I told my publisher one publicity

stunt tops that's it I'm out of here

through finish Benito

[Music]

Benito hey if we're going to ace this

place we need reinforcements we're at

the comic book convention we're

surrounded by evil sumon

them we need some magic of R own up

how's that for tiny tyus is calling out

an army what will we do

if they can you can but just this once

whose help do you want pick a superhero

grto yeah and silveray here they

come there I

go Blabberize them I'll see it heill

her it's working let's get out of here

gotcha come on you're no much for us

Beetle

brats oh have fun with your

[Music]

Comics sword Warrior cataclysmic come

out where we can see

[Music]

you wind got here to serve

you we have to transform this

way sword Warrior and catac clasic I

just through that creature this morning

this is

amazing quick before anyone sees us

ready

[Music]

yeah let him go but how is it possible

hey stick with us Mr fortunes I'm

through with caffeine for good pick on

some of your own size it's like all my

Comics are coming to life tell me about

it will I say three is a

crap yeah I mean uh sir would you help

Mr fortunes get away from here yeah

right fortunes for Real uh sure come on

follow me

art

[Music]

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nice work Joe come on baby come on you

can do

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it this

way we're going to pulverize you bug

breath and your tell that to curado I

think he likes being out of the comics

too he's head for the dot Cado follow me

we must

hurry what's the

matter running out of steam you'll never

win gold

X I've waited a long time for this

curado

de why don't you go back to the comics

before you get hurt your puny powers are

useless against our might this

convention is getting old let's send

them back where they belong be Battlers

ready

let's go Ste

[Music]

board hate to cut your visit

short oh hey I'm

so this is a r

day looks like your pal can't take the

heat our

[Music]

magnor all right you GS have caused

enough trouble for one day it's back to

the comic book for all magnor and that

means you I ain't ready to be flat

again you're 3D

history

w we did it guys that's the end of gold

X and wingar

yeah now we must return to the comic

world to our job is done silver is right

these villains will be looking for

vengeance they're right Roland look

there they go we didn't even get to

thank them I think they

know

[Applause]

yeah Rolan where are you

kids am I glad to see you you missed Art

Fortunes he got involved in some kind of

crazy publicity stunt publicity stunt

out in the plaza Superheroes Were

battling their Arch foes and art

Fortune's got involved and I had to help

get him away he's all right then he he's

fine I gave him my business card and he

said that he would come to the store uh

oh it into the real Beetle Bor or

something imagine that that crazy guy

thinks his characters are real what a

c can you imagine that that would be

awesome well have you seen enough plenty

yeah I never thought I'd get enough of

comics okay let's go now next year when

we come back we're going to get here

earlier so we can see everything this

was fantastic I can't wait until next

year next

[Music]

year

you all right do gone hiccups ruin my

concentration how did comic

Kongo great thanks to you sorry about

the hiccups I've tried everything to get

rid of them maybe not everything what do

you

[Music]

mean may

I

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almost shook up who W

flabber my hiccups there dare I say it

gone you did it thank you I'm

[Music]

cure