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01x13 - Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x13 - Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun

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hey look at

that let's try out a new Sonic laser

function yeah go ahead Drew ladies first

okay let's try out on the robo drums

here

goes

cool all right hi

J I can do that with both eyes closed

check this

out

all

right maybe we should start working out

what let's J over to the

where have you lazy LS been well we

were out watching the beetle boards

training near the woods and well we

would have stayed but jar got scared it

I was not you stop it this

instant they have a big secret but it's

not their training it has to do with

Hillhurst and that flatfoot flab what is

plan Vick V it's time wean it's the most

disgusting power on Earth tyus breath no

Thunderhead he means Luv love you'll

create perfect female and unleash her

charms on H an attraction distractions

exactly she'll slip in there and tell us

how the beetle boy fit in that place

yeah find out how to keep our monsters

out of the funny papers permanently now

get to work

what are we doing here again collecting

ingredients to make our love creature

mugart for looks stink we for Aroma and

a pinch of worms for uh cuz I like worms

yeah I thought you said this was a

shortcut through the woods me too I'm

starving after that training it's just a

little

farther there they are now we're almost

ready to bring forth perfect secret

weapon I love it when you're Evol come

on let's go come

on perfect secret weapon uh-oh we don't

even know what it is or where it is and

when it will strike mega uh-oh what kind

of super monster can they have anyone

they

want what if they got the

Dominator issue 18 when he shoots those

poison nails at his eyes all we to do is

Hammer

him I thought n fixed her noisy Muffler

that's no Muffler hey you okay yeah but

look at my CL give me some room I'm

walking here I'm walking

here that's no

[Music]

now listen up if we're going to make

monster we're going to need lot more

stuff you've got your list now get to it

and don't come back till you have

everything got it got

it okay we'll split up and follow him

okay but I usually get paid for

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babysitting yeah I got that

covered nice

de fashion from the house of

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[Applause]

magnavore I guess I'm bad in

[Music]

cleanup guess I need sugar and spice and

everything nice if that's what girls are

made

[Music]

of this should round out the recipe and

they're so tasty too

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right I wouldn't want to be his

dentist come on L I don't know

about

stoping come come on come on right right

this

way we've got to keep an eye on them and

that trash can see I knew we were be in

followed let's give those little do

gooders something good to do you mean

jet spids No Monsters not I choose scars

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be

[Applause]

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B come on move it move it I never really

like the color yellow me neither let's

redecorate

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creating our Monster spy is a very

delicate procedure this calls for a

light touch and precise measurements or

we could just toss in whatever's handy

this will make her extra sweet she's

going to be one heck of a lady an eye of

n

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[Applause]

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isn't she the most beautiful creature

you've ever seen not bad for a magnall

baby oh jar not me the prer welcome I'm

your aunt Jara and these are your lad

cousins we made you to find out how

flabber sends our Monster Friends back

to comic books you're our spy and this

is your pendant okay come

here the pendant is a communicator so

you can report to us the mission we have

for you is to go to Hest and pause at

the new housekeeper

capish yeah whatever can I get get out

of this pot now well then be gone but do

not fail or

else what a dumb well time to turn on

the old

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charm up with the banging

already he there

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y' I'm your new

housekeeper so what does a G have to do

to come in off this little old porch of

course why aren't you a tall

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one

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you have a fine flare fulfilled oh

that's nothing my specialties are

c*ck and bed

bugs my

favorit oh um sweetney could you give a

gal a hand

certainly

no that's not what I meant could you

hold my bucket for

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me help you seen flabber yet I am

looking have you discovered the secrets

yeah a ton of hair moves and a lot of

styling gel you're a spy not a

hairdresser find out how we can keep our

best beasts from being sent back to

Comics now work quickly

[Music]

so what kind of secret weapon is it

again if we knew it wouldn't be a secret

would it could show up anywhere

anytime

unannounced without calling first oh

secret weapons can be so rude we've got

to be ready for

Anything You Can Count On

Me 1+ one uh Carri to the seventh R to

the um get it count on

[Music]

me oh my starles I had no idea y'all

were in here I'll just pop back later

who's that that's the new housekeeper

she's certainly keeping the monsters in

line I think they're in

[Music]

love val did you get to flabber I am

trying but he's surrounded by a bunch of

small creatures wearing t-shirts and

tennis shoes I'll send something to keep

those prats busy and don't take all day

because if you fail your days are

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numbered it seems like we've got company

magnavore Jets well I guess your mystery

woman will have to remain in mystery a

little longer you kids go I'll Stand

watch

[Music]

here okay

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here comes another swarm of trouble I

don't know how they get in here I

sprayed for bugs just think of us as

giant fly

swatter for B

flies now let's get back to Hill hor

yeah something seems strange you better

check it

out

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M my darling little

spider I've been waiting for

you roses are

dead violets are too I give you my

heart cuz I flipped for

you I hate to leave you hanging like

this but um I've got something in the

oven and I'm afraid it might just crawl

out I love a ghoul that plays hard to

get you

later I'm still fighting that's not

good

pretty spiffy huh cutie pie cuz I only

have eyes for

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you

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crunchy

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kind I am not a happy magnavore and if

you don't find flabber quick you are

going back in that pot and if you don't

think that I'm going

to hey who turned out the lives what

have you done were we just dreaming or

did we hear

[Music]

screaming hey sh their singing isn't

that bad we heard jar yelling she's a

spy and we're telling is there any truth

to that rhyme no

I mean oh I can't take this

[Music]

anymore oh hold the Water Works darling

we're not insured for

flood oh allow

[Music]

me

what what could be so bad you're making

us

sad yeah jum flppy wey was so

bismal it all started with three magnor

and an all family

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ree I can

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relate Jets and scabs it's been a long

day and still no secret weapons

stop I must be tired I think I'm hearing

magn for us oh you're always hearing

things wait I hear something too check

it

out I gave you lot of chances B

monsterella my little housekeeper some

secret weapon you turned out to be Fe on

our B take care of you and he'll him the

secret weapon the

housekeeper monzarella

I I didn't want to be bad but what do I

know I mean I was only born

yesterday we've got a bigger problem

three mad magnor heading our

[Music]

way wait a minute I've got a

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plan excuse us we're looking for the

lady in the house here

yes

un guard

already bowling for monsters in a

one anyone for mumbly

p it's okay it's

okay

what look the Communicator pendant my

misguided minions your pure plan has

failed leave The Ungrateful girl she's

been corrupted by goodness return to the

tube at once you've got a cauldron to

clean to the TU got

it

go oh yes I am the Great and Powerful

vexor you give me a

hand

yay oh yeah

[Applause]

[Music]

yeah

wonderful my

hero a sharks it's nothing any

multi-talented good-looking FM wouldn't

do it won't be long till they find out

what really happened I have to leave oh

oh no what will you do where will you go

I don't

know I've got to be on my way can I be

on your way too oh count I'm going to

miss

you oh you too

Wolfie

mom Breen

be here take this fruit my dear it could

be a long trip

I'm going to miss all you

g*ons oh flabber I can never forget you

oh well who could forget a mug like this

or

this or

this or

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this a mug

get it

mug yeah we get

[Music]

it I hope monster Ella found a good home

me too too bad all monsters aren't as

cool as her huh then we'd be out of a

job please tell me that's a muffler not

a magnavore that's no

magnavore and this is no

Muffler hey Aaron turn on the TV it's

time for my new favorite show okay okay

Mom and here she is

monsterella hello monsters and

monsterettes today we have a defly good

presentation of a delightfully frightful

movie get ready for Danes with

werewolves starring Tom

B isn't she just a

hoot I wonder where they dug her

[Music]

up

you