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01x12 - Drew and Flabber's Less Than Fabulous Adventure

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Big Bad Beetleborgs". Aired: September 7, 1996 – March 2, 1998.*
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Set in the fictional town of Charterville, three "typical average kids" — Andrew "Drew" McCormick and his younger sister Josephine "Jo" McCormick, and their best friend Roland Williams — enter the supposedly haunted Hillhurst Mansion after accepting a dare from rich snobs Van and Trip.

01x12 - Drew and Flabber's Less Than Fabulous Adventure

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[Music]

come

on hurry

up I hope we're not too late we got to

[Music]

hurry come on guys a minute later and

this we all

over hey

everybody

weird

hello

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surprise happy birthday hea make a wish

but my part is not until this afternoon

well we thought we'd give you a little

Zoom Comics kickoff these are my best

chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies M

blow out the candle I'm

hungry yay

y delivery from charville publishing oh

the be boards

thank

you all right wow Queen Magna the wing

sorceress cool oh she's one mean looking

butterfly isn't Queen magna's necklace

just amazing how is it someone so evil

gets to wear something that beautiful if

the Blue Beetle bger here that's the

present he gave me for my

birthday

present I'm

warmest birthday greetings my dear

Heather ditto the warmest they're so

beautiful I just flown in from Hawaii on

our dad's private jet talk that brok and

brainless well just a brief stop we have

to make arrangement for your big gift

hope you like chocolate who does it I'm

going to go put these in

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water what kind of present can I get

heather

for1 38 it's the thought that counts

Drew not how much you spend on a present

well when I was growing up we didn't

have a lot of money so we made all our

birthday gifts

mhm I need a

present something really

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special that's

it

hey what do you think this is the

Olympics hold up you

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guys man what's your hurry if flabber

can get the beetle boys out of the comic

book then he could send me in and I can

get the necklace for Heather but I need

your

help whoa you won't even pick me up from

baseball practice without complaining

and you want us to help you mess with

the queen of mean

magna or a girl not just any girl

Heather are you with

me

please all right but only to make sure

you don't end up a permanent addition to

issue

113 thanks P come on let's

[Music]

go the little rug rat is going into our

world yeah yeah yeah straight into

Magnus clutches and under her spell for

eternity this ought to be good let's go

[Music]

[Applause]

watch what have we here hey give it back

Finders Keepers loser

sweepers yes oh all right

yes a poor Frank and not so

[Music]

fast a man good show Wolf g*ng great job

I give it a 10 if you found it come and

get it you tasty little appetizers you

guys better go out for dinner

[Music]

yeah all right you guys got to think

about becoming vegetarians yeah come

on they must take their

vitamins flabber if I give head of this

necklace you'll totally notice me please

you got to help me I just can't do it

it's too dangerous

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[Applause]

[Music]

right danger danger in the comic you

wouldn't be able to transform into the

Blue Beetle board and have your power I

can handle it you might cause a flast

Tropic rip in A Spacetime Continuum and

and not even know

it is

forget it drew yeah flabber you got to

help me it's

important all right but I'm coming with

you to make sure you follow all the

rules of the two-dimensional

World come on guys just a little higher

Roland Joe you'll have to stand guard

and watch the comic it's our only way

back you can count on us

flabber ready Drew you bet

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thanks

Joe bring us to the other side on a

Floric ride flab wh flab boo comic book

makes the

room

W wo that was so cool yeah I hope

they'll be

okay

oh listen up Drew and his flabby pal

just Zapped themselves into the comet if

we can get our hands on it they'll have

no way to get back cool huh then once

they're stuck in there we'll be able to

crush those other two Beetle board no

problem we'll destruct them from

guarding comics with mugma jet fighters

yeah wow

incredible I can't believe they're

really in there we can't let anything

happen to this while they're in here

right

bring me more nectar scab there she

is I have a bad feeling about

this magnavore jet attack not a good

time for it is there ever a good time

for a magnavore jet attack we've got to

go stop them without the blue beorg and

who's going to guard the comic

book that rocket nearly scared me to

death wait you already are dead o I

forgot listen guys we've got a big

problem and we need your help help you

I'll help you between two pieces of Ry

[Laughter]

bread no we need you to guard this comic

book from John noxic typus if anything

happens to it we'll never see flabber or

Drew ever

again flabber does do most of the

cleaning around here oh all right we'll

promise give it to

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us beet

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[Applause]

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big we're going to need the heavy

a*tillery Roger that battle

Bas all right let's get ready to

rock right behind you let's take care of

business put some more energy into that

brushing

I want to feel

it let's give this a

[Music]

try nice place you got here really got

that uh flat thing going bring The

Intruders to

me easy guys no need to be

rude you're both from the outer world

world aren't you uh different zip codes

uh at the very least

silence I wish to go to your world and

you will take me there don't think so

magn breath no being can go against my

will once they've heard my

[Music]

song 2 3 4 now this is no way to guard

it huh why not well you can't have it

out in the open then where should it be

I'm taking it up to my coffin your

coffin are you nuts it's such a mess in

there we never find it well it is a book

after all book should belong to those

who can read them that's ridiculous now

give me that

comic the comic book there it

is give me that comic

fools you have no

[Music]

choice wolf g*ng's got some springing

Stu come on guys after him don't let him

get away

hey hey come back

[Music]

here

oh come on come on give me that give me

that there's no place like hope there's

no place like

hope all

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right

[Music]

Dre come on let's go clber the necklace

oh come on the spell won't last that

long just wait a

minute stop them you fools it's only

snow they're getting

away wa that was close Joe I could sure

you some backup no can do they're right

behind

me I can't shake these guys where's

dro

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hurry

flabber don't have a

[Music]

chance what's the problem are you

kidding look at the things hold on boys

we're coming out we got to destroy comic

before they come out no you don't you

comic book fugitive C go and get

them scab

stop

[Music]

them yeah that stop

it look Let It Go

[Music]

Drew

[Music]

all right we did it we destroyed the

comic book beautiful Darlings we're

[Music]

aming guess again Bubble Eyes beetle

bunders beetle black

you're the ones going back into the

comic and I'm going to send you this

special delivery later blue bug we'll be

back

bye-bye hate when that

happens what was that magn boid jets are

all over we got to do something and big

well what

about garganus he's got a lot of power

yeah we could sure use that you think so

it's in the comic if it's in the comic

it's in the Arsenal go for you got it

thanks flabber

[Music]

yeah is there a doctor in the

house they're all over me Rand we're

going to need some

help I'm outnumbered Joe I need support

[Music]

f look it's the garan mobile attack

carrier Drew is that you sure is Joe

hang on guys the Cavalry is here and in

a big way let's get to it

garganus here they

[Music]

come nice sh**ting Drew now it's my

turn

[Music]

yeah got him on the

Run nice work

guys be best

one all right all right teamwork that's

what it takes

yeah now that we got gargas on our side

just let them try and stop us

[Music]

yeah wow thanks

B and the is to

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come oh we're late look Van's already

pouring on the dollar power what am I

going to do do what Nano said make

something now sure just takes teamwork

[Music]

hey guys

look ready

[Music]

yeah

got to cool it off that should do

it that portable CD player you have is

really neat

van full Jewel needs one more thing well

I have a more expensive CD player at

home holds 50

CDs and it was flown in from Japan on my

father's private jet naturally it's

stated the art quality for the true

audio file it's far superior to anything

that can be purchased in your local

electronic next do put this through here

that's nothing compared to my new home

theater system now that is really

awesome yeah come

on happy birthday heav happy birthday

I'm glad you guys can make it this is

for you I well we made

[Music]

it drew it's beautiful just like Queen

Magnus thank

you see I told you

Sometimes the best gifts are the ones

you make

yourself oh yeah we check this

[Music]

out the pastry of

pastries Madame your

[Music]

cake

I hope you like

chocolate that was using your head van

but the next time you want to cut a cake

use a

knife

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the