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05x20 - The FETCH! Finale

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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A reality game show with animated host Ruff Ruffman features real kids facing real challenges.

05x20 - The FETCH! Finale

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my decision is final but don't go off

won't your boss be angry

henry i got him wrapped around my little

finger or toe or whatever this thing is

watch

henry hi listen you don't really like

season finales right

oh you do oh because i've just canceled

the finale

why no finale

oh it's very simple see the fetchers

found the golden fetchy statue on game

show island but then it was stolen by an

evil cat organization called purse it

turns out the veggies actually a

brainwashing device next time go get it

the cat game show airs the fetchy will

make the millions of people watching

think they're cats so that's how birds

is going to take over the world now

glenn along with blossom attract the

fetching to the secret aquatic location

of prayers headquarters so that's where

i've sent the fetchers and that's why

there's no finale because we have to

prevent a nation of cat zombies

like i said pretty simple

have the grand finale or else they've

reached the location oh there they are

but where are they

water country purse is hitting their go

get it studio p headquarters in a water

park uncle waff a water park is the

perfect hiding place for first

headquarters

fetchers hi hey

here's the deal this is the fetch season

five grand finale we're gonna have a

series of elimination rounds today that

will determine who is going to be

crowned the new fetch grand champion

but if we don't reach pers headquarters

and find the golden fetchy brainwashing

device the entire world is going to be

turned into mindless cat zombies

now cats hate getting wet and that's why

pers headquarters is hidden in a water

park it's the last place anybody would

look so we've got the headquarters on

our radar what blossom

pers headquarters is protected by

invisible force field security walls

and the first one's near a pool of

sharks

oh oh oh wait they're plastic don't

worry uncle wolf i'll deactivate the

walls remotely using my incredible

computer know-how that's great

so have you done it yet no

how about now i'll go off give me a

minute in that case let's go over the

standings

[Music]

she's in the lead and that's how she

likes it

ruby

right behind her in second place it's

emmy

she can taste victory in third place

[Music]

who's coming up fast in fourth place

it's mark

in fifth place there's a fetcher who

doesn't know how to quit jay

[Music]

and don't call sixth place last place

call it the launching pad to victory

marco

i can't deactivate the force fields

roughly grandma have a muse to clap

aboard dear

the clapperboard it's one of the

fabulous four game show relics and

secret spy equipment pieces wait i can

use the stuff from game show island to

break into purse headquarters the

fabulous four game show island relics

have the power to break through any

force field and you can also use them to

make a pretty nifty finale competition

while you're at it just a suggestion

okay according to our radar there's a

cat scratching post near the bottom of

the dive boggan slide i put the fabulous

four clapper board on the scratching

post we're gonna have a race to the

clapperboard marco jay since you're in

sixth and fifth place the two of you are

going head to head in elimination round

number one

the slide race spectacular

[Music]

the two of you must race to the triple

giant slides plummet down the dive

boggan jump the ferocious uh sharks and

clap the clapperboard the first to clap

the clapperboard will not only move on

to the next round they'll hopefully

deactivate the first forcefield

on your marks get set go

there you go up the triple slide

marco green and jay pink oh they're both

flying

looks like jay's winning

wait wait marco's catching up

jay

and down the stretch they come

this is gonna be close people

there's the plastic shark

marco's jumping over it

stays right behind him and it's gonna be

marco

look

the first force field is down yes

marco congratulations

you'll face mark in the next elimination

round and jay

i want everyone to see how incredible

you were this season all right

blossom

roll the tape

you're gonna be on touch i'm

hyperventilating

[Music]

you really can't get to hawaii from a

[Music]

awesome train deer you can't just send

jay away i can't there's no telling what

cat spies are lurking nearby you'd be

putting jay in danger yeah i guess it's

dead

uncle off i have found another force

field it's near

tahiti tweethouse

whoa what do we do now i don't know but

we have to hoey times are ticking that's

it we'll use the fabulous four timer to

deactivate the force field let's go

there's no time to waste come on guys

that amazing waterfall is part of

elimination round number two

bark marco when the fabulous ward timer

gets turned over each of you will have

to find 15 cups blue cups for mark red

cups for marco the first one to stack

their 15 cups into a pyramid on one of

those tables before the timer runs out

we'll be the winner and move on to

elimination round number three and one

more thing your cup tower needs to stand

for at least three seconds

all right

then ready

set

go

[Music]

they've already found some cups

mark better be careful

oh look out gentlemen

marco has one more cup to find how's

mark doing how many does he have 14. oh

you only need one more so

there it is i got it he's got 15. he can

begin snacking

now mark has found his cup we are dead

even people and here comes the waterfall

now they begin the building process

[Music]

marco's going

ooh but mark is very fast he only needs

a few more

one damn no oh no

it didn't stand for three seconds

now marco's tower is almost done will

his home

one

two

three

marco wins

and look uncle

the second force field is down

marco you've made it to the next round

yeah

well mark my man it wouldn't have been

the same without you you made us laugh

and

now you're making me cry

ah blossom roll the tape

do i really have to do this guys ever

had dreams you can fly

don't go anywhere mark we've knocked

down the two force fields where do we go

now it appears to entrance to pearl's

headquarters and straight ahead well

that says authorized personnel only that

looks like a normal door wait a minute

wait a minute

my order of purrs are you kidding me

they actually put their name on their

secret headquarters all right guys let's

open the door lava be careful it could

be booby-trapped

yeah it's locked

oh use the fabulous four buzzer just

stick it right on the door and push it

it neutralizes any luck

yes it worked

go get it this is personal headquarters

it looks like studio g it says studio

it's crazy studio p

studio purrs they copied my studio

except they made it pink

you guys look like you're a little hot

in those wetsuits i think maybe we

should get them off yeah yeah

i'm cool

hey somebody's knocking on my door tom

and trixie from go get it what are you

doing here

chad don't try to get their autographs

there's no time to explain we're here to

help oh really hey fetchers look who

just infiltrated my doghouse

are they okay i don't know you gotta

trust us look up there on the wall the

golden fetchy brainwashing device the

golden fetchy's gonna go off as soon as

go get it as and that's just minutes

away kids you see that big button with

the x's yeah that's an off button but

you can't press it with your hands cause

you'll get shocked there's electricity

running through it oh no

guys you'll have to build a projectile

launching device you need to sh**t

something at that off button

wait a minute what are they gonna build

their devices with look there's two bins

over by the bookshelf you should have

all the materials you need and behind

the picture of the grand champion

there's a force plate test your devices

on that so the tester launchers on the

fourth place and the team with a

stronger launching device will use it on

the fetchy uh jay and mark you go over

to the uh feline fiesta bill ah take a

load off gentlemen marco schreyer emmy

ruby you'll split into two teams the

team that gets a higher number on the

force plate monitor will get to use

their device to knock out the

brainwasher if you're successful and

you've prevented the audience from

thinking they're cats then the winning

twosome will go head to head in the

fetch final faceoff

uh except you mean the go get it grand

grilling fine grand grilling all right

let's do this we've got a randomizer

with pink and blue paper ba*ls we're

gonna choose your teams randomly okay

emmy looks like you're on the blue team

ruby you are on the pink team

marco you're on the blue team yeah

and that means shreya you're on the pink

team with ruby

can't believe i'm gonna say this go get

it

ah that just felt wrong let's see what

materials we have pvc pipe we have

tape

pans

a ball we have a lot of different so i

guess we need to have something that has

a lot of force that projects what about

like a catapult what does a catapult

need we have a fake face what do you

think we could use for the base you want

to just use the box yeah and then we

have a lever right

oh this would be a good that would be a

really good arm and we could use like a

bungee cord for attention tension that's

a stretching force the more they stretch

the bungee the more force it has to push

the ball we attach a bungee cord to this

part and we bring it to something in

front so there's tension in front that's

that's clever and it'll snap forward and

we need a break coming up here to just

stop it and then all we have to do is

connect it to the base looks like a

solid design to me

and all we need to do is create the

tension in the front yes tape that

really tightly oh ruby you're a genius

here comes tension

yes thinking like something like a swing

shot so if it was like a slingshot we'd

have a line going around and you'd put

something right there

and you'd pull back and then you'd sh**t

it

so crazy tape action time okay awesome

when we pull it back like this we're

like storing up potential energy and

then when we let it go it becomes

kinetic energy and pushes the ball we

learned about those when jay and ruby

made their kinetic sculpture the energy

to make something move has to come from

somewhere like from the tension in the

stretched rubber hose and then we can

test it after this to see if it works

that's right they have to test their

idea to see if it works or it's back to

the drawing board so we can use those

tin foil trays as the target to go

that was thick i just missed ah all

right let's try again

whoa

that thing took off so there's a lot of

force i'm just scared we're not going to

be able to hit it there's a lot of force

but not a lot of accuracy so what if we

kind of recreated this concept into more

of a bow and arrow kind of thing really

more compact easier right okay so back

to the drawing board from marco and emmy

they want a design that still uses

something stretchy for energy but is

easier to aim if we put like this

smaller tube

in here

we take like this rubber band and attach

like a little bit of it to here stick

the ball in there and then this tube

will

hit that ball okay let's see if the

other team is testing their launching

device heads up everybody heads up

okay needs to go higher i think it just

needs to be taller maybe we can actually

use their box can we use that you may oh

look at that they're getting their

catapults to sh**t higher by putting a

bin under it we need to address the

brake arm so that it's further forward

another way to make the ball launch

higher is to move the brake so that it

stops the spoon earlier

yeah

it works now for marco and emmy

ready

the stairs works do okay

both teams have successfully designed

and built a projectile launching device

we will now test those devices for force

and accuracy

each team gets two tries against the

force plate it looks like this measures

the force in something called newtons

the team with the most powerful

launching device will then knock out the

golden fetchy brainwasher and save the

world our champions will then move on to

the grand grilling blue team you're up

remember the fate of millions is in your

hands you're gonna take cover no

pressure

nice 32 minutes notice second attempt

looting

[Music]

now we will reset for the pink team okay

what happened nine nine six attempt

number two

[Music]

wow they only got 13.

but that means with a reading of 36

newtons

team blue marco and emmy you have won

the rounds

[Music]

hit the off button

[Applause]

[Music]

oh that's great you saved us all from a

terrible fate yeah can you imagine all

of us thinking we're cats but you guys

are cats are we what tom's trying to say

[Music]

[Music]

well it's simple ruffy your parents are

spies recruited to work undercover at

purrs when we learned their master plan

to turn the world into cat zombies we

had to contact you we knew when the time

came we would need the help of you and

your fetchers so what do you say how

about a hug for your old man

oh come on

dad i wanted this for so long

[Music]

wow wait a minute hang on henry hotline

it's my boss yes henry am i going to

find a fetch grand champion well you bet

i am i'm sorry mom and dad it's time for

me to get to the final round

[Music]

but before we begin the grand grilling

shreya studio g will never be the same

without you

or studio p really blossom

but you are going to be a professor oh

my gosh

[Music]

[Music]

i've busted the mustard

ruby

here's your video i hope you like it

and now live from las vegas nevada ruby

rex my

[Music]

this is really cool but good that's a

good start the really cool part

[Applause]

at least you guys can sit back and relax

in feline fiesta meal yes we will and

now

the go get it grand grilling

in order for your answer to count you

have to light the gnomes of the wait

what are those the cats of cleverness

catchy

emmy you are in the lead with 1 306

points marco you are only 41 points

behind with 1

265 points each correct trivia answer is

worth 100 points whoever has more points

at the end of the face-off will be

crowned the fetch grand champion

good luck good luck let the grand

grilling questions begin

one fetcher's name begins with a vowel

name that vowel

what did the sarcophagus say in the

egypt challenge

i said i'll set an address 353

broadway have incorrect i was looking

for 186 brookline

which of my relatives owned a mansion

emmy maximilian ruffin that's correct

what controls the ocean's tides

there are eight primary directions on a

compass starting with north and

preceding counter clock marco marco you

buzzed in i can't finish the question

you're gonna have to answer i thought

you were gonna ask what they are and

also say north northwest west

south

west south south east east and northeast

that's correct

[Music]

what do private investigators frequently

use to look up records of old newspapers

i was looking for microfilm

[Music]

this next one is a scrambler you've been

there and it is three words okay

um

any game show island

[Applause]

whose voice is this in this room are

lockers that contain everything you need

i know it marco it's your father

that's right

what does the gardener use to trim the

hedges of ruffman manor

[Music]

a nail clipper correct

last question who

said this this is called a microfilm or

a microfiche marco it was michelle

emmy you are in the lead with

1806 points marco you have

1565 points you are 241 points behind

fetchers you have a piece of foil tape a

pair of scissors and a straw when i say

go each of you will make a boat designed

to hold as many candies as possible

each candy will be worth 50 points

[Music]

marco because you trail by 241 points

your boat will need to hold five more

candies

than emmy

in order to be crowned fetch grand

champion okay

let's build a boat

[Music]

all right fetchers are we ready to

descend the boats into the water yes yes

yes then descend

emmy you are in the lead you get to put

the first piece of candy into your boat

one marco

one

each has one two

two two okay nineteen

twenty twenty okay we're even at twenty

the boats are still floating

eighty

[Music]

eighty

one hundred

one

129

129

130.

130.

you have to have five more marco go

131 okay 132

133

134

1350

[Music]

points you are the best grand champion

marco i am sending your wall of fame

glossy right now it's in the mailbox

young man go ahead and get your glasses

[Music]

emmy you were just an amazing fetcher

emmy oh thank you this whole

swashbuckling beef jerky and a

sarcophagus and purse

sees it ah just roll the tape around and

roll it roll it you're gonna be affected

whoa do you see anything

cheese is kind of my passion i can't

believe i just made that

elvis yeah that's right there's a yellow

warbler the only way you're going to be

able to get there is my horse back

really you finally get to come on

[Music]

marco

champion highlights for you buddy roll

tank i'm gonna be on fetch yeah sweet

rough it's a horrible idea for you to

get an elephant

rough we look ridiculous

you want to help us brush teeth today

yeah

[Music]

that was the coolest thing i think i've

ever done

guess now it's time for the grand prize

right ralph

um

oh no don't tell me you forgot to get a

grand prize well it's been a really busy

season oh crazy rough come on not to

worry marco ruff my boy you should

always have a remote controlled hot air

balloon handy whoa look at that

go get it marco it's holding something

wait a minute how about it son

the golden veggie belongs to marco

and there's something else too from the

desk of wink and donna ruffman well it's

been quite a ride so for helping us save

the world we're giving you quite a ride

a hot air balloon trip for all six

fetchers

wow a hot air balloon ride for everybody

that is so awesome

and so ends another season of french

with rock rushman fetchers i love you

guys

[Music]

and i love you guys too

[Music]

[Applause]

i just have one question what does this

do ah the golden microphone it makes any

singing voice sound great have at it son

our fun has just begun but it's time to

say goodbye from all the ruffin clan

we're signing off but it is top just

remember your k-9 friends

[Music]

this made me sound great didn't it uh

actually i think it's broken

oh

hey you want to learn more about what

you saw today let's dig a little deeper

let's see what materials we have here's

more info about launching projectiles

okay so you know how baking soda and

vinegar together create a chemical

reaction yes we could

shake this up with the baking soda and

the vinegar it should sh**t the sound a

chemical reaction is another way to turn

potential energy into kinetic energy it

would also make a huge mess

and if you want to dig even deeper go to

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