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05x16 - Wolfing Down Some Barbeque

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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A reality game show with animated host Ruff Ruffman features real kids facing real challenges.

05x16 - Wolfing Down Some Barbeque

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barbecue here what's that Blossom check

the voice

mail I can't make it to your reunion I

broke a shoelace I wanted to come and

try your sludge I made sauce Uncle W I

can't make it because I am allergic to

things that taste will we bad like your

barbecue sauce bye what's wrong with my

barbecue sauce here Chad try this well

you know what I sent some invitations to

distant relatives too they live out west

I've never met them so they don't know

about my sauce so maybe they'll oh

they're here wolves oh I guess that

counts as distant cousins okay uh chck I

sent you to the store to buy food for a

barbecue let's throw some meat out there

for the cousins broccoli and donuts chat

the invitation promised meat I can't

feed a pack of hungry wolves Donuts you

can rafo with your new improved barbecue

sauce they will love your donuts and

broccoli

wait a minute I know that

voice Philipe uhuh I am not listening to

some

flea sorry guys no meat but hey I got

some party games we can okay fle what's

your plan life was missing its Mystique

my squeaky toys had lost their squeak

and then out of the blue I saw the phone

and Bam my destiny was calling

me pitch my vision for a show they loved

it thought I was a pro they got my

contract back to find to their alarm a

dog head signed oh I like that

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name I didn't wait to renovate found six

contestants all were great and now I'm

on the road to fame I've got a game show

and it's name is it's very

catchy it rolls off the

tongue Blossom you want to remind me why

I hired

Jen here come the contestant T

now he once tried es cargo which are

snails and surprise he didn't like them

in sixth place it's

SM he enjoys just hanging around with

his friends well hanging in fifth place

it's

Marco she likes to play backgamon with

her Grandpa in fourth place it's

Ruby she's a vegetarian so she doesn't

eat meat she also doesn't eat artichokes

in third place it's

up he doesn't have any nicknames in

second place just call him

Toni she's brave enough to be on

television but don't ask her to sing

along with the radio in first place it's

Emy hey

guys I'm pulling double duty today not

only am I hosting fetch I am also

hosting the Ruffman family reunion

woohoo

hey guess who showed up who gu guess

guess um hilga no no she's got a big

modeling show in Europe grandma Yeah

grandma no she's watching go get it

marathons all weekend that hurts Gruff

no no no he's out in Vegas working the

TBL sorry who rough

who uh pretty much nobody showed up oh

yeah nobody rough nobody bad pretty much

nobody well I don't want to say nobody

some folks showed up some distant cousin

oh no no what you have wolves yes wolves

they are hanging out by the pool right

now and they're oh no no no no no no

hang on a second guys hey no rough

housing on the diving board I've never

met these guys before but I want to get

off on the right foot so that brings us

to challenge number

one I need two of you to go back to the

Wolves home in Yellowstone National Park

and get the Lowdown from Doug he's a

biologist a wolf expert and he's waiting

for Emmy and

Ruby now your instructions and playe

tickets are in the mailbox and there is

a backpack in the wagon to your left so

go

fch and now we come to challenge number

two rafao I need to speak with you feros

ah okay fine chat can you bring Felipe

the tiny microphone you've been working

on

uh now I want to be clear here I am not

infested with

fleas however I am infested with one

flea I mean he's just kind of hanging

out we're hanging out we're buds hola I

am Filipe the Troubles of rough are too

many to count his sauce de la barbue it

it tastes like an old Boot and its smell

is k*lling the house plants hey my sauce

smells

good the wolves do not know about the

sauce that is why they have come you

must help him the one who did not like

the snails Mark yes and this J Rooney

you two must go south I once lived on

the dog of a chef named Jimmy his sauce

was

delici okay looks like I'm not running

the show here your plane tickets and

everything you need to know it's in that

mailbox so guys say

gold well as determined by the fetch

3,000 Shrea and Marco have stayed behind

in the studio but they'll be eligible to

win points during the halftime quiz show

but if they cannot earn as many points

as the others is it unfair nope not with

the fetch fairness guarantee my friend

all the contestants will have competed

for the same number of points by the

grand finale for the four kids out on

the challenges up to 100 points are at

stake in the Triumph tally so let's get

up to date with Ruby and

Emmy

bison elk

grizzly bear grizzly

bear hey look a radio antenna just like

in the skunk Challenge from season 3 I

bet there are wolves wearing radio

collars out

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there

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beeping hey there's Doug they found him

whoa I thought you were a wolf oh my

name is Doug Smith I'm a wolf biologist

I study wolves in yellow Stone this

collar used to be on a wolf really and

would you guys like to help me yeah

we're ready so what does a wolf

biologist do we try and learn about

wolves we study them a lot Yellowstone

used to have wolves 1872 and then when

the park is established people did not

like wolves then and so they k*lled them

all off by

1926 wow that is terribly sad and then

all the way to in 1995 there were no

wolves and we brought them

back hear that beep yeah who's got that

radio collar I do so wolf out

there is wearing this collar he's What's

called the alpha male he's the leader of

the pack guess that makes me the alpha

male here in Studio G right

Blossom I know you're you're my boss I'm

going to look for some wolves that's the

alpha male 302 ah I guess they number

their wolves so Chad that makes you

mouse1 hey hey you want to come to my

barbecue in a wolf pack how many wolves

are in one it depends what they're

eating if they're eating deer they have

smaller packs 3 to 5 to six these wolves

eat mostly elk so our average pack size

is about 10 so a pack that eats elk has

more wolves than a pack that eats deer

because elk are bigger than deer H jet

can you run back to the supermarket and

pick up some elk this beautiful scene

used to be wolfess and now it's Wolves

again one of my jobs is trying to learn

and study how it's different because

Yellowstone is a different place with

Wolves ah Doug is studying how

Yellowstone has changed since wolves

have returned just like how your

backyard has changed since your wolf

cousins came to down don't dig up the

lawn you know how hard it was to grow

grass in that corner are you Jimmy yes I

am hey guys Welcome to Rockville South

Carolina we need to do some South

Carolina barbecue sauces yeah we're

going to start off with a tomato based

sauce we got some ketchup got some chili

sauce mustard over there brown sugar

some good old molasses oh I like prune

juice in mine I Blossom why are you

wearing a gas mask you like chili powder

maybe I'll try

some not that spicy in the beginning and

then it gets

hot oh come on it can't be that

spicy my tongue is

melting you want a sauce that has a

little sweetness on the tip of the

tongue and then when you swallow it the

back of the tongue is what registers

spiciness salty sweet and some kick all

right I think we ought to make a sauce

we going to start off with apple cider

vinegar chili powder again white sugar

black pepper put some soy sauce in there

and now mustard there you go wait no

goats

milk tastes awesome it's awesome it

actually is pretty good is it better

doing it outside or inside making the

sauce I like being outside when I do

this I cook inside myself cuz I think it

would freak people out to see a dog

cooking

this is my friend and colleague Bob

Landis he's a filmmaker so he looks at

wolves differently than I do so here we

have uh this Pack's called the Hayden

Valley pack hey little ones the whole

family takes care of the Cubs you know

they all bring in food usually in their

stomach and then the mother of course

nurses her

pups and here they're rolling rocks down

this hill so they can chase them and

pounce on them they're learning how to

catch small Road and I guess you know

where our dogs came from yeah right

there from the Wolves I am indeed a

descendant of wolves I'm sorry Blossom

but this makes me far cooler than

you what's going on in this scene a wolf

that's returned to a k*ll at the pack

had made the day before a bear has also

found the uh k*ll so we have those two

animals the bear displaces the wolf

chases him off and then the wolf is

quick enough he gets in there and gets a

bite so we have each one kind of

beating the other and now this is pretty

good because it gets a little vicious

there with that

wolf whoa we are seeing a Smackdown

fight between a wolf and a bear hey what

are you doing that is a bear are you out

of your mind out there the grizzly is

still a supreme Predator as far as

holding to carcasses but they're not

very good at chasing things down they're

kind of slow but the wolf does the work

uh of feeding the bearon you see there

is one change the Wolves brought to

Yellowstone more food for the grizzly

bear well guess they can't bear to be

without the

Wolves Ruff your jokes are like your

barbecue sauce they disgust me three

racks of baby back ribs and we want to

base them with sauces so we can really

try out which one that you like the best

oh my sweet

biscuits

this is a ketchup I I can almost chew

it let's try to mustard this is the

worst thing you can do to a dog this is

worse than faking the

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throw your challenge is to determine

which sauce that you like the best I

think it's going to be ketchup sauce

okay cuz it's all over your face mustard

sauce awesome all right they've settled

on their sauces now they need to go to

the farmers market and meet JB The Grill

Master there what are you looking for

we're looking for a wolf k*ll a what a

lone black wolf uh made a k*ll in here

well there's a hawk there look at that I

wonder if he was on the k*ll eating some

pieces of meat maybe that's a tip of

where we're headed and we're looking for

bones okay there it is found it wow look

at this

girls

skeleton no need to scream like a

baby there's elk hair strewn around here

what do you think that is Elk that's

right oh that's the mouth such a the

Jawbone it's exactly right Emmy that

this is an old elk how do you think I

can tell that worn down teeth exactly

right these teeth are near the gum line

near the bottom of the bone so that

means this was a pretty old elk wolves

k*ll animals that have problems the

scientific term is vulnerable wolves

rarely k*ll healthy animals is that just

cuz they're easy to take down that's

right I know it sounds really bad but

the the death of this elk has provided a

lot of food for other animals let's see

if we can find any evidence of Critters

hey look a feather what kind of bird do

you think that's from maybe a raven

every wolf k*ll always is visited by

Ravens they look like big crows

I think that's a good clue let's look

for some more guys there's the

coyote a coyote better look out for acne

products coyotes are one of the big

scavengers at the wolf kills these are

beetles like the coyote that we just saw

they eat the dead elk as well and the

birds get these little tidbits see this

meat here okay so there is another

change besides Grizzlies the coyotes

Hawks Ravens and those weird little

beetles have more meat on the menu

compliments of your wild cousins so if

you guys are so good at putting food on

the table how come I'm the one hosting

the family reunion here so there's

connections between wolves and elk and

grass they're all kind of in a sequence

together we call it a food

chain all right welcome back to Studio G

working hard on my sauce here I'm ah

disgusting now it's time for you guys to

earn some points of your own in the

halftime quiz show let's brush up on the

rules 50 points are available you have

60 seconds to answer as many questions

as you can 10 questions available at

Five Points a piece all right then let's

R you keep working this sa it is most

important I will do the quiz show what

you but if fetch Aros are you ready yeah

yeah then we begin a they wolves they

disappeared from Yellowstone National

Park how

um because people were k*lling them see

creatures that would eat an elk k*lled

by a wolf give me three of them be be

bir birds and other wolves see name the

two types of sauces that Jay and Mark

make okay monster red tomato sauce it's

also known as red sauce excellente There

is a link in the food chain between

wolves and grass shout it out okay um

The Wolves the wolves eat the elk which

eat the grass yes true or false Rens eat

elk meat um I think it's true yeah true

ah yes good name three of the

ingredients in ketchup based barbecue

sauce vinegar mustard and brown sugar

yes good the number of wolves in a wolf

pack it depends on what um how much food

they e how big the animal is they k*ll

good okay true false a wolf can protect

it k*ll from a grizzly bear um false it

can't correct I know we are out of

time fet ,000 what do they have you got

eight and you answered eight so that is

40 points well that's a good score very

good very good so where are Emmy and

Ruby now well even though they're not

wearing radio collars I think we can

find them so they live there are you

guys good at balancing logs yeah yeah

sure okay man look at all those trees um

I got to go I'll be right back R you

should have taken care of this earlier

so we're sitting in this Aspen Grove

literally every tree I can see from here

is an aspen including the one we're

sitting on these are older Aspens but

there's a lot of young ones coming in

these trees see how young they are

uh-huh and then how old these

are yeah there's nothing in between

they're old and young so we're trying to

figure out why that is how old do you

think this tree is 10 10:15 how long

have wolves been here in Yellowstone

about 15

so what has struck people as a

coincidence is all these young trees

have come on since wolves have shown up

in Yellowstone how can one animal change

so much one animal can really change a

whole ecosystem there's another change

more wolves more trees so the wolves are

planting trees no no no no the wolves

eat the elk who would have eaten the

trees the wolves keep the ecosystem well

balanced unlike your barbecue

sauce see that the hole in the snag

there W woodpeckers and sap suckers like

those kind of cavities the Aspen dies is

actually is good for Animals such as the

birds that's right you see more wolves

more Aspen trees more places than for

birds to live just like your fur is a

place for me to live M very cozy

what kind of shampoo do you

use all these trees have been cut by

beavers oh every one of them

what's Ruby fell in that's okay oh Ruby

you've got to look where you

go where you're going so this is about

the height of a beaver they trew through

the wood so they've cut all the branches

to build that Dam to make a pond wow I

am impressed by the beaver's Superior

chewing

ability

so the beavers have completely changed

this area but look at all these places

for birds to perch dead trees for birds

to nest in this is a great little spot

that the Beavers created we think these

beavers might be connected to

wolves how could that be because the elk

eat the Aspen and the Willows and now

that there are fewer elk because wolves

are hunting the elk then it leaves more

room for the Beavers to come in because

they like the Aspen and the willow trees

right but that's kind of the chain of

events that makes all of nature

connected together so the Wolves came

back and started eating the elk

especially the vulnerable ones which

puts more meat on the table for Bears

coyotes and birds and also fewer Aspen

and willow trees are getting munched by

the elk so now the birds have more trees

to live in and the beavers have more

trees to make dams out of sweet biscuits

these guys are

important there they are at the farmers

market yeah that's it you JB yeah boys

oh

awesome this is a 27 ft long Barbecue

Cooking machine wow a barbecue bus all

right boys every good Pit Master needs

his own apron okay Mark and Jay need to

run around the farmers market and pick

up fruits vegetables and donuts that

they're going to

barbecue

do you know any good fruits or

vegetables that would go good on a grill

pizzas are really popular on the grill I

will take some of them I hope the wolves

like these rough me too Jay I hope

they'll wolf that

down get it cuz they're wolves so they

would all right time to call Yellowstone

hello hello I am using my cousin's radio

collar boy sounds like rough coming

through my receiver here so I'm thinking

that wolves really belong in Yellowstone

especially my cousins so I tell you what

how about I trade you a whole bunch of

wolves for my two feters deal great

sounds good see you in Studio G Ladies

by bye bye R it's been good working with

you buddy R it is good the wolves are

leaving because they are using your

fence as a bathroom what hey cut that

out just painted

that grilled mosquit smoked peaches

grilled mqu smoked peaches wow let me

know how they are oh they're basting all

the fruits and vegetables and then

placing them on the grill and they came

down fine all right boys this is what we

got to do it's up to you guys to go out

and find people to taste these grilled

items and to let them sample it with our

two different sauces okay our mustard

sauce is going to be sauce a Our tomato

based sauce is going to be sauce B okay

you guys ready to do it so Jay has the

mustard base sauce and Mark has the

Tomato base sauce now it's time to test

on the public hey would you like to try

one of these you got to try sauce our

first sample good right it's really good

using the Tomato based sauce yeah she

likes it try this sauce now she has to

try the mustard based

sauce sweet a ver Tangy

crunchiness victory for Mark and the

Tomato base sauce right now the young

man is going to try the other

sauce another win for the tomato sauce

and

Mark that was really good and Jay gets

on the board with a win dip it in these

two sauces and see which one you like

better oh sauce egg get both I think I

like this one better just dip it right

there trash which one do you like better

oh man I think this is good the barbecue

sauce goes better with the

peaches which one

I like the red one better I like the red

one better too Mark's tomato based

barbecue sauce wins thanks JB thank you

hey I really enjoyed cooking with you

guys today see you back back Studio G

bring the both back guys and some ribs

this Duo is an important part of the

Studio G ecosystem it's Emmy and Ruby

and right behind them of course Mark and

J rob I want to see the part with the

points well you're in luck cuz it's time

for the Triumph

tally Ruby Emmy your super sleuthing

skills help you track down wolves and

find evidence of their impact on the

ecosystem one animal can really change a

whole ecosystem 80

points and Emmy I'm giving you an extra

10 points for not falling in the Beaver

Pond what's up sorry Ruby it was funny

though let's I know all right J and Mark

for getting down the barbecue Basics my

then it get hot and for Creative

barbecue slathering

experimentation oh that makes you a

delicious shirt staining total of 80

points I have counted up all the points

and I must ask you is that really all

the points a dog can

give B

guys oh

then bonus point

today's 15 bonus points go to the winner

of the great fetch barbecue sa off I

like the red one better Mark with 95

points you're today's daily

winner now Mark I have in front of me

two bowls of my sauerkraut and

marshmallow flavored barbecue sauce

under one bowl a mouthwatering prize

under the other more of my barbecue

sauce so what'll it be bowl a or Bowl B

I'm going to have to go with B Mark your

PR

is in the

mailbox

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W oh a gift certificate for a barbecue

restaurant that's right a gift

certificate to a barbecue restaurant and

your very own fluffy wolf good for any

stuffed animal ecosystem we're out of

here

guys s here you go chat take this out to

the wolves please I hope they like my

sauce what do you think Filipe Filipe

hey I'm not itchy anymore goodbye Ru

I've always wanted to see Yellowstone so

I'm hitching a ride with your relatives

oh great I just gave my cousins fleas I

better go

apologize wow they love my new sauce

they're putting it on everything the

broccoli the donuts the mouse the hey no

you cannot eat my assistant spit him out

sorry about that chat uh maybe we'll

skip the reunion next

year hey you want to learn more about

Adventure science amazing let's dig a

Little Deeper I could sit here all day

I'm worried that children aren't excited

by this anymore I'm worried that all

they think about are little

gadgets but you just need to slow down

and let this kind of thing get a hold of

you and try to protect it you think you

guys can do that when you get back we'll

try all right and if you want to dig

even deeper go to pbskidsgo.org

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okay one last thing not only do I host

my own television show but I have a

fantastic website too check it out it's

more fun than turning round and round in

circles before a nap pbskidsgo.org

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