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05x18 - Snoop Dog

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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A reality game show with animated host Ruff Ruffman features real kids facing real challenges.

05x18 - Snoop Dog

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my parents are alive but

where Blossom what are these Tabby

Tabitha and her incredible robot

assistant what cat detective novels who

would want

to um Chad can you turn that off please

remember no watching Go Get It by fetch

sta yes that means your Go Get It video

library will have to go I'll help you

throw these out huh brought to you by

Pur you know they mention purs at the

end of every episode I don't know what

purs is but I don't like it in fact I'm

calling purs to talk to them about how

they stole my show let's see uh pumpkin

carving public restrooms poooo platters

no purs anywhere well what is purs and

where are my parents what Tabby Tabitha

solves Mysteries by looking through old

documents interviewing suspects in

Disguise and spying on them well that's

great Blossom but she's just some cat in

a

book a detective cat

life was missing its Mystique my squeaky

toys had lost their squeak and then out

of the blue I saw the phone and Bam my

destiny was calling

me pitch my vision for a show they loved

it thought I was a pro they got my

contract back to find to their alarm a

dog head signed oh I like that

[Music]

name I didn't wait to renovate found six

contestants all were great and now I'm

on the road to fame I've got a game show

and its name is it's very

catchy it rolls off the

tong I'll get the fire

extinguisher here come the contestants

now he says one of his bad habits is

talking too much in sixth place it's

Parco she's interested in geology which

totally rocks in fifth place it's Shreya

he likes to go sailing in fourth place

it's

Jay when he grows up he wants to make

commercials in third place it's

Mark she is not a fan of beats in second

place it's

Ruby River Lake ocean if it's a body of

water she'll swim in it in first place

it's

Emy

sh hello and welcome to fetch where we

have to keep it all hush hush why on the

load down the QT you know what QT means

don't you no idea oh uh I believe it's a

blossom oh QT just means quiet Ru is

everything okay what what is all this

about okay as you guys know there are

two major mysteries in my life one my

parents are missing and two go get it is

somehow more popular than fetch go get

it Chad can you please turn that off

there's some serious stuff going down my

parents are somewhere and they're in

trouble and go get it continues to rip

me off I need an investigation I need

answers I need you six

Fetchers this is Joe and this is

Michelle they're private investigators

piis and they're waiting for TR J Emmy

Mark Marco Ruby your instructions are in

the mailbox so

go

good luck

guys for the six petchers out on the

challenge up to 100 points are at stake

at the Triumph tally so let's check in

on our six sloths our six sleuths our

six sleuths man that is hard to say Joe

and

Michelle investigators are in the

library hey are you Joe and are you

Michelle yes we are and you must be the

Fetchers that was sent to us by Ruff

they are well we are private

investigators and he sent you to us

because he needs our help help me m sh

and Joe you're my only hope so today

we're going to spend a little time

telling you and showing you what private

investigators do I'm sure you've been to

a library before and you know this is a

great place to start our research maybe

we can find information about my parents

or go get it um but not by watching

their show

chat this is a microphone machine every

newspaper that's been printed has been

scanned and photographed and put on this

film so we can look up events in his

history can anybody give me an idea of

something we can look up maybe like when

the man first walked on the moon that's

great does anyone have any idea when

that might have happened 1969 very good

let's go find that

[Music]

microphone so that real is the newspaper

it is and there is the articles that we

were looking for we should start looking

for articles uh chat she means old

newspapers not good mousekeeping the

main thing we do is we talk to people we

have to learn what people know okay

learn what people know Chad do you know

where my parents

are well this isn't going well can

anyone here tell me how you would know

whether a person is telling you the

truth or whether they're not I know

sometimes when a person is lying they

will sometimes turn red or smile or not

make eye contact with you sort of look

around or fidget often times when

someone's lying to you they will look to

their left like this so people sometimes

look to the left when they're lying they

will take a defensive posture and cross

their arms or legs and they cross their

arms they will do things that would be

considered fidgeting when somebody

fidgets they're lying and they'll start

to talk really really fast Chad you're a

wonderful assistant I'm not lying at all

even though I'm talking fast crossing my

arms fidgeting and looking left I think

what we're going to do now is we're

going to show you what that looks like

Michelle and I are going to do a little

bit of an interview here all right a

little role playing okay we're missing a

book the library says Michelle never

returned a book that she took out

Michelle says she did now let's see if

she's lying do you remember what book

that was I believe that was green eggs

and ham and when did you bring it back

aha she looked left um maybe 3 or 4 days

ago that's fidgeting do you

remember who you gave the book to when

you came back H more fidgeting that's a

clue

no she was lying lying right after that

yeah her arms were crossed her legs are

crossed and her eyes sometimes kind of

flickered to the left at some points and

when you mention the book she kind of

got nervous and she started like

squeezing her hands like she was scared

but she didn't show it very well done

very well done thank you oh guys it's

rough I'll put on speakers hey Fetchers

hey I detecting some awesome detective

work I need you to head down to the

microfilm lab and look up the day my

parents disappeared I think that's a

good place to start all right let's go

okay so when was the year R was born

don't show anybody the year on that box

I don't get out my age Marco we have the

[Applause]

microfilm okay research

time

okay we're

reading

reading now we're

looking wait wait go back go back go on

disappearance of famous game show host

spaff police Marco print it out print it

out I got it a Nationwide search is

underway for the famous game show host

win and Dina Ruffman who have not been

seen or heard of since Tuesday family

and friends are baffled by the mystery

and say that it is out of character for

them to to leave behind their two

puppies rough and

Scruff

you thank you I was rather adorable

police say they are confused by a small

card Ruff was found holding in his

paws purs oh I know that logo oh that

comes on at the end of go get it Chad

put on your Go Get It DVD collection

fast forward to the end go get it is

brought to you by Pur purs same company

somehow go get it is connected my

parents disappearance I have to call the

Fetchers fer hey Ru guys guys the pur

logo is at the end of every Go Get It

episode so somehow go get it has

something to do with my missing parents

now we need to think like a detective

unfortunately in this case it's a cat

detective but anyway I'll need three of

you to figure out how to program and

operate a robot assistant just like

Tabby Tabitha since this Mission could

be dangerous and I'll need three of you

to learn how to spy on someone one let's

go okay all right cool so you three go

there you three come with me okay sounds

good cool okay Ruby Shrea and Marco are

going to meet James he'll teach them

about robots so my name is James mclarin

I'm a professor of Robotics at Rice

University a robotics Professor that is

just what we need so we brought a robot

here for you guys to use let's turn it

on and see what it does here we

go it's not doing anything well you

notice that the first thing that it does

is not very much and this robot has to

be able to use its sensors to figure out

what to do next okay so robots use

sensors like we use our five senses to

get information about the world around

us so what do we see here on this robot

is it a sensor it's a sensor to measure

distance um this one here uh that's the

touch sensor that lets the robot know

when it's run into something so up here

that detects sound and is that a light

sensor you're very good that's precisely

what it is each motor has another sensor

inside it that tells the computer how

far the motor has turned this big brick

is the brain of the robot all the

sensory information comes in and all the

outfit goes out cool a robot brain all

right now let's spy on our spies what

we're going to do now is called

surveillance and that's when you're

following someone and you're documenting

all of their activities they're going to

learn how to tail a suspect and I've

identified a suspect for them this guy

he runs Gunther's K9 power walking

service he promises to walk your dog 2

miles every time and give him a good

workout but my buddy Stewie hasn't lost

an ounce I don't believe he's really

going two miles so we're trying to see

if he's telling the truth that is

correct we're just going to observe him

and is he okay with that well he's not

going to know that oh they kind of like

spying Joe and the Fetchers are going to

do some spying to see if this guy really

walks the walk or if he just talks the

talk now our job is to find a place to

park where we are going to be able to

see what goes on all right got to find a

parking spot and now all we do is sit

and we wait lots of cool Hardware but

this robot can't do anything without a

program a program is really just a

series of instructions um it's just a

big long list of things that the robot's

going to do so how do we go about

programming this thing well first let's

learn how programs work I'm going to be

your robot and your job is to program me

to make a peanut butter and jelly

sandwich okay now James is going to act

and think just like a robot robot extend

your right arm over the jelly container

open your hand and lower your arm lift

up the jelly container lower it down

until it touches the table move your

hand over the top of the peanut butter

container okay robot s take things very

literally lower the peanut butter

container until you feel it hit the

table now let go this guy no R2-D2 can I

look and you think I'm being silly but

robots are even dumber than that so when

you're doing any computer programming

you have to take your task and break it

up into a bunch of really simple steps

that even a very stupid machine can

accomplish the task so here's your robot

let's start making something really

simple okay so we're going to program

the robot just like Marco was

programming James to make a peanut

butter and jelly sandwich hopefully

we'll have better luck with the robot

let's make the robot move forward maybe

a foot on the ground wait the robot

doesn't speak English how do we give it

our commands here's what we're going to

be programming with oh we talked to the

robot with a computer you can program

the robot with a series of different

tiles the move tile and the weight tile

and you can get an idea of what you'll

be waiting for by looking at the picture

sound yep so over here on the Move

button specify one rotation okay they're

telling the robot to wait for a sound

when it hears a sound it will move one

rotation now let's get it onto the robot

so we're moving our little program from

the computer to the

robot excellent job everybody yes the

robot listened to a direction did you

see that Chad Chad well at least the

robot listens I think our subject is

coming there he is right

there goes the guy just got Stewie and

they're starting their walk let's follow

him Fetchers now see right now he's in

front of us so he he wouldn't notice us

we're in Hot Pursuit we're in Hot

Pursuit well not Hot Pursuit but but

we're just we're following so where do

you think he's going he could be going

anywhere we don't know that's our job

not to lose him Stewie's a cool guy I

don't want anybody taking advantage of

him oh looks like we

are turning all right they turn we turn

turn we will just pull over here and

we'll see what he

does and what is he doing now wait a

minute wait a minute what's this guy

doing he's tying up Stewie oh look at

that you can't walk when you're tied up

busted hey he's going to go get some

coffee and he's not coming out there's

no way that was two miles that was

barely two blocks busted he's so busted

he is busted that was no power lock I

think you're absolutely right in this

case he's not being completely honest

nice job guys good job guys I'm going to

tell Stewie's person about this and I'm

calling the Better Business Bureau shame

on you sir so now you guys are ready to

complete the task what we want the robot

to do is to start with a clap drive

forward until it touches the ball then

grab the ball and then drive back to

where they started from when we clap

it'll open the cloth and then it's going

to stop right there and then we have to

now program it to close the clock my

Fetchers need to figure out how to break

down the directions into small steps

that the robot can

understand please please please please

no it's not it looks like they didn't

line it up

[Applause]

right no good robots not

[Music]

stopping yes sweet it worked so what do

you have here so we started off with the

clap it opened the claw and it went

forward and when the sensor hit the um

plastic frame it went back and hit the

button and made it stop over here it

close the claw and then here we let it

go back unlimited and then we clap to

shop it perfect robot programming good

job so now you have a robot that can go

into somewhere where you don't know and

pick something up and bring it back out

for you

thank you thanks for all your help all

right Blossom we've got spies we've got

a robot so now what Tabby Tabitha and

the case of the fake help wanted ad what

does this have to do with anything we

should run a fake help wanted ad to hire

a new fetcher why if we pretend that we

want to hire a new fetcher then that

would attract somebody from purs

somebody from perss would want to be on

fetch because then they could steal our

ideas and put them on go get it all

right the Fetchers are back at the

library I got to call

them

awesome hello hey Fetchers it's

Ro listen Blossom and I have a plan

we're running a fake help wanted ad

saying that we're looking for a new

fetcher we're sure that somebody from

pers is going to apply for the job

because they'll want to steal our ideas

oh okay okay you guys have to interview

the people who respond to the ad and

figure out who's working for Pur we're

faxing the ad over to you now so go get

it oh I mean uh uh just go to the fax

machine please hey is that the ad hey is

that the ad Ruff has put an ad in the

newspaper awesome cool this job will

require handling top secret information

about future fetch episodes absolutely

positively anyone who has worked for go

get it need not apply oh reverse

psychology yeah okay I hope this works

you're going to have to do some

interviewing great let's go hi hello

okay here's our first applicant could

you tell us your first name please Annie

okay Annie what's your information on

fetch I've never actually really seen an

episode of fetch she's never seen the

show actually hope she's lying what

prior experience have you had I have

worked with my mom at school have you

ever heard the show go get it I have not

H you know I believe her I'm fin okay

next applicant I I kind of want to get

this job specifically so I could work

for um Ru Ruffman I'm pretty big fan

he's pretty cool guy oh this guy is

definitely honest so have you had any

experience before this not really I I

actually haven't worked for any TV shows

before this have you ever heard of the

show go get it no uh oh is he fidgeting

did you see that Chris here's Chris have

you heard of the show F do you watch it

see yes I watched the show I like this

guy have you ever heard of the show go

get it no again I like this kid who do

you think wasn't telling you to truth I

think it was Finn because he looked left

and he was sort of picking at his

fingers he does say that he's a big fan

of fetch which may throw me off a little

bit if someone from go get it were to

come in they would be told to look happy

pretty big fan cuz that would make us

think oh yeah this guy's good he likes

fetch that's exactly what we want I'm

kind of more leaning towards Finn

because Finn looked left a lot I'm kind

of actually leaning towards Finn now

yeah so we're all in agreement that Finn

might be our guy you have to bring Finn

back and you're going to hire him and

then we will send the other Fetchers to

Trail him and see just what he does now

it was unanimous decision that you were

the best for the job

congratulations we will be in touch cool

okay thank you bye Ru we nailed him

good work Fetchers now we'll need to

Trail this Finn character what's that

Blossom you think you've seen his name

in the credits of go get

it let's see okay Chad pause it Finn

conman Finn's in the credits of go get

it he delivers secret messages for Pur

we need to follow this kid there goes

Finn and there go Mark Emmy and

Jay

[Music]

B must be trying to get a message to

pers it looks like it's some sort of an

office building and pers must have an

office in this office

building okay Finn's hopping on the

elevator and Mark's getting on too

trying to act like he's not following

him even though he is

okay third floor he's going to deliver a

message to the third

floor Mark's coming back down guys guys

third floor he got at the third floor

maybe there's a directory come on guys

two three a Pur perss are they that dumb

they put their company name right on the

directory come on C has an office right

here we should search it guys guys check

it out Pur caution protected by powerful

laser beams no entry that fin kid must

have turned off the laser beams dropped

off a secret message and then turned the

lasers back on again don't go in there

right be careful hey Blossom remember

the Train episode the door has been

booby trapped with a laser alarm system

you can't see laser light unless it's

being reflected off of something you can

use the solid to look at the light like

powder and since the Fetchers don't have

any powder they won't know where the

laser beams are check it out that must

be the package fin left that could give

us more information about purse but how

do we get it what are we going to do the

other team robot oh yeah we can use that

to go underneath the laser they robot

assistant of course yeah here they are

here come the other Fetchers it's

perfect television what's up you guys

there's this little package in that room

that we think will give us more

information about purs but there are

lasers this is a dangerous situation

perfect for a remote controlled robot

not so much for a young human being so

the robot could go underneath grab the

package I think it would work if we use

the same program yeah their program was

clap go forward get the ball and come

back it's

[Applause]

perfect

three here goes the robot stay on target

stay on target guys this is going to

work

yes okay it's pretty get

[Music]

back all right the package that Finn

dropped off we have it let's read what

it says it says pussycat undergound

rather rotten Society the Pussycat

underground rather rotten Society open

it oh my God huh it looks like a to-do

list get milk get Tuna take over the

world take over the world pers has plans

for world

domination guys let's get out of here I

bet you get out of there see back in

Studio G I wonder what it is and

entering Studio G now Marco being tailed

by Mark being tailed by Emmy Shreya Ruby

and J I'm so glad you guys made it back

safely now we don't know where my

parents are yet but thanks to your super

sleuthing we do know that pers is indeed

an evil cat organization and they're

determined to take over the world yes

purs may be rather rotten but no one can

ever say that of these Fetchers let's

get you some

points trya Marco Ruby for programming a

robot to grab a ball and to recover an

important clue 85 points nice yes and

Emmy Jay and Mark for becoming experts

at surveillance we're in Hot Pursuit

we're in Hot Pursuit helping my friend

Stewie and tracking Finn all the way to

pers headquarters 80

points but is that all the points a dog

can

give what time is it bonus

points today's 10 bonus points go to the

fetcher who is not only a great

detective but also a history whz does

anyone have any idea when that might

have happened for knowing when the first

man landed on the moon 1969 Marco with

95 points you're today's daily

winner now Marco I have here two

identical robots I built to retrieve my

mail go robots go oh they

broke okay I have here two identical

piles of junk under one pile an

incredible prize and that's no lie under

the other pile an incredible prize and

that is a lie so which will it be Marco

robot junk pile A or robot junk pile B

I'm going to go with a yeah Marco you

will find your prize in the

mailbox wait what is that

a dog it's like a camera it is a cat

surveillance camera yeah that's cool

just clip it to your cat's collar when

she isn't looking then you'll know just

what she's up to when you're not around

Fetchers we are getting closer and

closer to discovering what happened to

my parents so until the next show see

you Fetchers

bye so pers is behind go get it and p is

determined to take over the world but

how does it add up were my parents

dognapped by purs wait you're saying

that since we know purs makes go get it

and they're connected to my parents

disappearance that we should watch go

get it to look for Clues oh I don't want

to watch go get

it with and just call me Tabby Tabitha

and somebody want to tell me when we get

dog

singing hey you want to learn more about

robots

let's dig a Little Deeper the goal of my

research is to understand how large

numbers of robots can work together

let's say you're trying to explore Mars

we can have all the robots clustered to

one spot to start there now that say we

want to go explore can have the robots

follow each

other we can have a whole group move out

they may run into a little bit but don't

worry they have bump SES so they know

when they fit you cool bet you never

thought of that and if you want to dig

even deeper go to pbskidsgo.org

[Music]

[Music]

okay one last thing not only do I host

my own television show but I have a

fantastic website too check it out it's

more fun than turning round and round in

circles before a nap pbskidsgo.org

[Applause]

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