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05x06 - It's Ruff in the Ring

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman". Aired: May 29, 2006 - November 4, 2010.*
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A reality game show with animated host Ruff Ruffman features real kids facing real challenges.

05x06 - It's Ruff in the Ring

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so what do you think of my gravy boat

maybe let's try to know the best thing

about my gravy boat

they were oppressive from Henry for

Boxing Day I'm sorry you're not more

familiar with Canadian holidays unboxing

day bosses give their employees gifts

henry's was way overdue what am i

leaving out nothing well except that I

haven't asked Henry about celebrating

Boxing Day and he doesn't know that he

bought me the gravy boat for $7,000 call

Henry I'm not ready to oh hi Henry um

what do you think about Boxing Day on

fetch do you think it's a good idea

get my mouse assistant to work out the

details I think an apology would be

appropriate from you right now

Boxing Day celebration on fetch ruff

Orange Crush Ruffman vs. whipped cream

Magee in a boxing match

Chad you entered me into a boxing

tournament I had a box

although the guys name is whipped cream

what does he look like blossom life was

missing its mystique my squeaky toys

just lost their squeak and then out of

the blue I saw the phone and bam my

destiny was calling me

[ __ ] my vision for a show they loved it

thought it was a problem they got my

contract back to find severe alarm a dog

inside oh I like that name

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I didn't wait to renovate found six

contestants over great now I'm on the

road to fame I've got a game show and

esteem it in spirit and it was off the

tongue here and probably the second the

bicycle here comes the contestants now

her grandfather's ghost is her Restless

other night for fifth place it's coming

[Music]

Kate radishes they cheese and he's hyper

display smart

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he learned to sail a lot of sunfish

backing into fourth place day she loves

most

buuut when it's gazpacho in third place

Rumi she can make the front of her body

was like the back of her body okay in

second place it's straight up

these slopes expel a fried chicken and

he loves the smell of birds late

Marco hi fetchers wrong ruff welcome to

fetch the only show where whipped cream

is bad very very bad yeah what King Leo

allocates that today is a check entered

me into a boxing tournament me ruff

Orange Crush Ruffman versus whipped

cream MIDI look at his g*n whoa finally

Colin was good whipped cream turn to the

point it was crazy but you know what

help is what I read that help is just

what I'm gonna get it challenge number

one is he's a boxer and a boxing trainer

and he's waiting for shrimp

TRAI you're closer hanging next to the

window and you're full boxing Outfitters

under those gloves

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I don't know anything about boxing I

just pick something and stuff like a

sign

I swear good luck now I'm probably going

to need more than boxing lessons to

prepare me for my first heavyweight bout

I'll need some serious protective gear I

need some serious engineering I'll need

some challenge number two yeah this is

dr. Kim blimp

he's a helmet designer and an engineer

and he is waiting for mark and Mark Oh

everything you need to know is in that

mailbox so gentlemen as determined by

the fetch 3000 Ruby Emmy NJ are staying

behind in the studio today but they'll

be eligible to win points right now all

the contestants will have competed for

the same number of points by the grand

finale for the three kids out on the

challenges up to 100 points are at stake

and a triumph tally

so what do we work for let's see how

things are working out with shreya

Oh hold or thanks Rob whoa yeah Tom hi

I'm Shia ruff sent me near here

where'd you get those um ruff gave them

to me is that rough on your t-shirt

there's no arms no legs Wow what's with

the insult we ready for a little boxing

workout okay these gloves got to go you

know that one

these are big as you know we're gonna

start oh it's just a little run a little

this one mile okay no some grocery a

mile just water

all right shreya the quick mouth stop

slow okay looks like runnings part of

boxing training let's go everybody

just enjoy it okay so how does running

help of boxing well it's risky cardio

what do you mean by a car you

cardiovascular it's you it's your heart

your breathing your lungs you got to get

your heart it could shape your lungs in

good shape just so you can do your legs

and your shoulders think about boxing is

you're out there by yourself you can't

say how much I'm tired I got to stop

because you can't stop I'm gonna be

mentally tough mentally chops a big part

of it to me this is nothing better than

the box and work oh man yeah I really

love to keep running this gonna check

out on the other challenges blossom you

hit that button please

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Massachusetts Institute of Technology

smart people are here am should be able

here you can I am Kim you think you

could help us design something to

protect Ruffin

I think I can I'm an engineer and I

design a lot of sports equipment I'm

counting on you Kim my life is really

important to me

have you guys ever thought about what

happens if you hit your head really hard

like riding your bike or inline skating

it could crack open it can crack open

one morning session and you know what

causes concussions yeah as an engineer

we like to build models of things to

explain things or to design new things

so we have a little model here we have a

clear plastic head it filled it up with

water because your brain actually has a

lot of water in it we put this egg in

here to represent a piece of your brain

that's close to the surface of your

skull and what can happen is is if you

fall your brain moves up against the

inside of your skull and can get bruised

just like your skin gets bruised if you

bone room I don't want to get my brain

bruised that can cause things like

headaches and dizziness and can be

permanently the imaging so let's just

see what happens if you fall without a

helmet

what are you doing risk it for I don't

want to do this fight so look what

happened here guys the brain has

definitely sustained damage from that

fall and a skull you know this isn't

even broken so now we added a bicycle

helmet a helmet yes that's what I need

have the same model we have the skull we

have a full of water we have the egg

inside now let's see what happens to the

brain when we fall looks like the helmet

broke oh great that's probably gonna

cost me another 50 bucks

that's right during the force of the

impact the helmet cracked and that

helped absorb some of the impacts

whether your brain is not damaged didn't

break at all kept the head safe kept

your head safe kept your brain safe

alright guys I get somebody I want you

to meet let's go meet Bob they're gonna

get help from someone named Bob so let's

take it on track

grab your rope jump rope ha finally

something I'm

I just think ruffs home sit on the couch

eat potato chips we're all working out

that's what you look like when you sit

down he pinches I cut that out I am

sensitive good job oh yeah pretty good

whoa

fancy can I get him to do that sure you

can hold them back okay stand back

everybody

ha I'm crazy that is Bob thank you dummy

well Bob's the strong silent type we're

going to use Bob to help us learn how to

build a good head protection for ruff

this is going to represent the fist that

hits Bob apparently hob was wearing a

wig that's gotta hurt absolutely both

the front of the head where he got hit

in the back of the head where the head

hit the ground

oh I've only been worrying about my face

I didn't even think about the back of my

head you guys remember what we saw with

the egg inside the skull right we can't

see inside Bob skull so we have these

little packs of mustard with ruff sent

us thanks a lot check and we're going to

place these on the front and on the back

of Bob's head to see how hard Bob gets

hit Oh big loss of where's your litter

box

let's check out the damage why did we

always have to have disgusting episodes

on the show me the heads of my front and

my back so anything we're going to take

rough helmet

it tastes good ginseng or forcefields

perhaps let's go build something all

right think very soft and protective

blue Bob duffel alright now we're going

to learn how to punch oh good

actually I'm not really looking to learn

how to punch I'm looking to learn how to

avoid a punch preferably all of them

chin down eyes up keep this up here this

is going to protect you we'll start with

a 1 2 3 1 is just a jab

everything comes from your chin and back

lots of spar with me I need a partner I

need to learn how to do this to use an

overhand right wait we're on - I don't

think I've got one yet now let's do 2 3

great it's a third then I go 1 2 my 3 is

too far yeah it's just a book bang bang

next 1 2 3 & 1 is something else alright

go 1 2 3 excellent

high five good job [ __ ] alright guys so

let's start our build things by taking a

look at what we learned from the helmet

before what parts of the helmet do we

have they had some soft pads the hard

outer shell hard outer shell

that's very good what else that might be

like some styrofoam very good picks the

soft padding is primarily for comfort

the hard outer shell is to help spread

the load at the impact so if you hit

something very very sharp it helps

spread it out over a wider range of the

material inside so the hard shell spread

out the force so there's not as much

force in any one place that Jack and the

foam inside is there to help slow the

head down the slower you can bring the

head to a stop but less damage are going

to do to your head and the brain inside

of your head moving around is that kind

of like if someone were to jump out of a

building like firefighters I have like

that big blanket which slows their fall

so that they don't get hurt that's

exactly the same principle so the more

gradually something slows down the less

damage is done the foam in the helmet

like our firefighters blanket helps you

come to a stop more gradually than if

you hit the ground without any

protection

yeah so let's go over and take a look at

a machine where you can test some of

these materials and see how effective

they are yes um since the materials

please okay so what we have here is a

drop tower we put a helmet on here and

then we literally drop it

so those flying down to the ground and

crashes on our test pad when it crashes

on our test pad the instrumentation

that's in here measures how quickly it

slows down and we measure that in this

unit called G's or multiples of the

acceleration of gravity so what do you

think our goal is to slow the helmet

down so that it has a slow impact right

breathless lower the impact on my head

that was a drop with no pants of 232 G's

it's that good or bad

the lower the G's is better and that's

going to protect your head better

we've gotta lower these G's preferably

to zero maybe like try this I love these

I freeze them and eat them and I'll

protect people's heads with them ruff

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183 it went down from notepad alright

now we're gonna use them both we got

that was 158 GS well that's a lot better

at a popsicle solver a so I love bubble

wrap 227 teams okay we're going in the

wrong direction people Oh balloon it

might work really good but it'd probably

be like a one-time-use type thing 114

well we probably want something that

will stop a second punch once the

balloon pops it's not so effective very

loud ninety four point sixty the foam

bit of sheet looks like it's uh best bet

so I think we have a challenge ahead of

us to build a helmet let's do this but

first we're going back to studio G here

we are with Jay Emmy and Ruby rated air

and some run to their own great show the

rules shall we 50 points are available

you have 60 seconds to answer as many

questions as you can ten questions

available at five points apiece are you

ready yeah let's do this

what is Kim's job the engine designs

helmet design sports equipment yes

excellent an injury in which the brain

bumps against the inside of the skull is

called one conduct discussions yes how

far is the run Tom and shreya go on a

one-mile read two mile clean five miles

okay yes in the model the fetchers used

to design their helmet what does the

bowling ball represent a punch yes name

one punched trash doesn't learn a the

uppercut be the hook horsey the jam Hey

okay everyone

Jack they want to be insulting things

talked to us about being the boxing

challenge potato all right fine

what is the purpose of the hard plastic

shell on the bike helmet to spray a

shark

yes excellent goal in a bike helmet is

designed to clean up the impacts we had

comes with some more suddenly to be

closed down the impacts your head comes

through some more gradually so see which

one is it Hey see guys

excellent through Oracle's Marco and

marks measured acceleration in units

called EPS Falls dead whistle the

following materials Inmarsat Marco octet

pipe cleaners balloon

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you got that quiz show awesome job man

I'm pumped up back to round 2 with

shreya will she beat up for the

challenge

where will she go down for the count

haebang with the speed back few days for

hand coordination all right hit allez

out okay I can frustrating very

frustrating your Luck's fetch 3000 my

speed bag attachment please hi let me

try it drop could even reach this could

even I can reach it just fine provided a

fetch 3000 lowers it well okay yeah I

was punchy no you're not fuzzy roughs

klutzy all right Tom you stop making fun

of me or all stops I will I will ask you

to stop yet again hey Tyler you know he

was here I know I'm sorry

now I'm gonna hit this bag is it Angry

yeah the cold pack needs to get it look

at it here you go dude yeah

excellent now get you better at it but I

want to show you something else for now

it's time to prove right how much we

should pick the materials with less G's

because that means it slows down the

impact so there's less force on the head

okay what do you want to use is maybe

the hard outer show keenbean wait are

you guys suggesting that I wear a

garbage can on my head we cut it to

about here yes and like a sheep it went

down to 94 4.6 geez she Tom seemed to be

very sturdy those are our two best

materials maybe we could like layer it

like we have the sheet and you have a

thin layer cone okay so we're gonna take

the garbage pail we're going to line it

with a sheet and Alaric well you could

have this the next layer of the sheet

kind of go like Veil the layer sheets

and more protective I like it

it protects decides to start building

i'ma feel marks okay come on girl we to

strap it on yeah yeah you need a good

strong strap to or balloon

I guess what also works Wow

well at least I won't look ridiculous

alright should we see how it works yes

put it on him let's get him with a

bowling ball why not you can do it seems

as though the helmet stuff is like that

so its forehead was exposed as opposed

to it being like this may want to think

about that and do a little more work on

it yes please do think about how not to

expose by forehead all right this is our

power punch time right this is a heavy

bag it moves around fetch 3000 heavy bag

attachment please you know the good

thing about punching bags is that they

don't hit back see what you just throw

jabs at it right

walk around the bags do this you can't

roll the bag going the back control you

hoorah ahaha go get it it's the one-two

combination good one two there you go

at the [ __ ] oh that's so good just try

one to ten times real quick one to know

what you why look how quickly excellent

alright good now we wanted something

bigger and better it looks as though we

don't have enough protection in front we

could line the inside of our how much

six or this bare price then you're going

to hold it and you can wear these our

welding mask whatever works it's

perfectly let's put a strip of tape all

long strips foam more foam I like it

can't use it up foam in my opinion look

I'm doing marvel looking Wow like you're

from another planet and we're good let's

go and test it that

hey that looks much better let's see

what happens with this one you might hit

a guy with glasses would you

oh good haha right what happened

looks like the chinstrap kept it on

let's keep our fingers crossed folks

mustard intact no mustard success guys

rough job we got just one more test ok

what is it you have to take Bob Chapman

helmet

now hold on to the ring let's go thank

you

thanks guys to rut good luck that this

design fails

I am toast or even worse whipped cream

and I listen up now this is yours

big moment Chris Ryan what for your

moment for me you get a uh we're gonna

have a little boxing match we're gonna

put everything together that's right

everything you learn today I'm gonna

fight you're gonna fight what have you

idea with you all right ruff don't worry

shreya I have faith in you you've been

training so hard I know you'll do great

let's go get it I'm gonna watch my

entire life flash before my eyes now all

right let's go get there climb up in

that fighting duo mark and Margo helmet

is mustard packs in it you get a bustah

mustard gotta [ __ ] that mustard mustard

yes close it takes right to the head

bang bang bang bang only three rounds

plus the Muscadet you know makes your

goal here we go go punch yeah

another ground another ripening look

there's a mustiness down goes around one

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chase it home please only box with a

dummy

oh I go ahead now we're back in here

comes shreya with a left-hander right

and another right NLF and Bob dragons

and knocked off his head shreya is

laying the punishment

oh goes Bob in the second round

oh I don't understand he hasn't thrown a

punch yet

hey listen once you go out steps inside

right

Marco hook up thing right down the pike

okay fine effect

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the mustard

there's the Mustafar congratulations

I'll be proud of yourself it's for the

champ

get a little belt fit hey do I get one

of those if I wear did my show he's so

much for teaching me how to boss you're

very welcome

I enjoyed it keep sta us to do jus

stress mark bark oh maybe you can you

know bring a helmet might help a little

alright coming back to studio G they're

still standing even though Bob isn't its

mark and and winner by knockout thanks

featherweight champion of the world

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venters looks like we're going the

distance in this context because it's

time for the trial we start with mark

and Marco or systematically testing your

materials and coming up with a helmet

design that could stand up to the force

of a flying bowling ball 85.5 bob white

make it through the third round so I'm

afraid I might have to deduct ten points

from you guys leaving you still with a

very respectable 75 point now tre up for

pushing yourself to the limit you can

run you can jump you can punch and you

can get 85 points and for being a

professional mustard but we're after

three rounds with you

bob was out for the count I'm giving

another 10 points leaving you a side

point so uh yo is that all the points a

dog can give

yo Adrian what time is it

today's five bonus points go to the

fetcher who jams hook and perler punch

their way to boxing glory shreya

with 100 points you're today's daily

winner masarayya Tim this corner

weighing in at 252 pounds I have giant

garbage can helmet a and in this corner

weighing in at an identical 252 pounds

giant garbage can helmet be under one

helmet

there's a nut count of a prize and under

the other something almost as good as he

used mouth guard what's it gonna be a or

P I think you know peace box

since Raya your prize is in the corner

behind the fence go back there and

grabbing a bit what is it that's right

it's a ruff Ruffman inflatable pot bag

oh man look at me just lie there

okay fetchers go ends another and maybe

the last episode of can you believe it

I'm the canine heavyweight champion of

the world as soon as I got in the ring

wearing this helmet whipped-cream McGee

couldn't stop laughing he fell to the

canvas and wouldn't get up the rep

counted to ten and I won by technical

knockout

and now I've retired from boxing ending

my career with a perfect one a no record

awesome who is it it's whipped cream

again he wants a rematch um I think I'll

let the buff bag handle this I'll be

other clutch 3000 hey you want to learn

more about making models let's dig a

little deeper as you can see the egg is

cracked and broke open sometimes

scientists make models of zoomable

they don't have to use humans the good

thing about models is that you can test

things out and learn from your mistakes

then you can make adjustments and test

your design again yeah you wouldn't want

to test the helmet with a real head what

yes and if you want to dig even deeper

go to pbskidsgo.org see you back gives

you gimme give it up just use enough

have me separate enough one last thing

not only do I host my own television

show fight I have a fantastic website to

check it out

it's more fun than turning round and

round in circles before an app

pbskidsgo.org

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