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Khel Khel Mein (2024)

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Khel Khel Mein (2024)

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Hey, where are you going?

There's a line here.

British passport.

- Oh, good morning!

- Good morning.

What do you mean by good morning?

He's already gone!

I've been waiting in line

for half an hour.

I'm sure there's something you can do.

I'm really very sorry, ma'am,

but there are check-in rules.

One hour before

- Get in line.

- My wife.

Darling!

I know! I know the rules!

But please

- Please, if you--

- Excuse me. Just one second.

Look, Shabana,

I need to be on this flight.

My dog, Cookie,

who's been with me for 13 years,

has been very sick

for the past three months.

And this morning,

the doctor suddenly told me

that Cookie wouldn't make it

past this afternoon.

- Oh, God!

- I'm sure you can relate.

I just want to see him one more time

before he passes away. Please.

If you could just try

I'm fine with flying economy.

Sir, let me see as to what I can do, yeah?

Please try.

Yes?

Have we met before this?

Oh, yeah.

You look like my teacher.

Sorry, I'm late.

Oh!

You're here too!

That's right.

We checked in at the same time,

so I think that's why we have the same--

Oops!

What happened?

My phone is vibrating.

Yes, wifey. Tell me.

Please tell me

you didn't miss your flight.

I have been waiting at the airport

for the last two hours.

And you think I missed my flight?

Come on, baby!

You've done it before,

that's why I asked.

Both of us will be in Jaipur

before 4:00 p.m.

I hope you don't forget

to pick me up from the airport.

You've done it before,

that's why I'm reminding you.

- Very funny.

- Listen

Kabir is bringing his

new girlfriend with him.

So, make sure he gets

a double occupancy room, okay?

Okay, bye.

Bye.

So, you lied at the counter?

Yes. Are you saying you never lie?

I do lie, but not as well as you do.

Do you have a problem with the lie itself

or with how well I ex*cuted it?

Actually, neither.

Because your lie helped me

catch this flight.

But the heartless m*rder

of your dog was a bit

Am I wrong?

Look, Miss

- Kadambari.

- Rishabh.

You see, Kadambari, I'm on my way

to my wife's only sister's wedding

in Jaipur today.

If I missed this flight, that woman

would make a big deal out of it

and bring it up for many years

in our married life.

Not to mention, all my friends

would get there before I did

and they would think that

I'm a careless person

who doesn't care about their time

or their friendship.

Which is actually a lie.

So, instead of allowing this lie

to become the truth,

isn't it better to let that lie

be taken as the truth?

Do you understand?

Yes, k*lling your dog was necessary.

You mean Cookie?

So is there a process?

I mean, how did you know that

the Cookie story would work?

Good question.

Do you remember Shabana?

The girl at the check-in counter.

Yeah, right.

Since it was a girl,

it was important to make the lie

seem compassionate.

Death, fight, separation,

a treasured heirloom, etc.

And her key chain,

which I think you missed,

you know, it had a tiny puppy on it.

Wow!

That's impressive!

You look like an expert swindler.

So, I'm sure you must have

a very successful marriage.

Of course. Both of them.

Both?

It's not what you think.

I married my college sweetheart

when I was 28.

But I lost her in an accident

just three years later.

Then like a good single dad,

I raised our daughter alone.

When I realized that

she had matured,

I happened to fall in love again.

In London.

- What does your wife do?

- Create issues.

She is a writer. A novelist.

She used to live there.

She was British.

- And when we got married

- She became an Indian.

No, I became British.

Anyway, what is your wife's name?

Rashmi

Oh Vartika.

Am I forgetting something?

Put both the bags in the car.

Yes, ma'am.

- Hey!

- Oh, Vartika.

Tell me.

Well, I just came to tell you

that your dad and I--

Won't be back until the day

after tomorrow, right?

I know. Dad called me

in the morning and told me.

He always does.

It would have been fun

if you came with us.

It is your sister's wedding, right?

Besides I hardly know her.

Yeah, but we are

still family, right?

Of course!

Formally, it is family!

What are your plans for the weekend?

Just chilling with my friends.

Nothing much.

I guess we will go to someone's house.

Rohan's house?

How does it matter?

Well, it matters because

I found this in your bag.

Snooping in someone else's bag

and showing so much concern

all of a sudden

won't make you a mother, Vartika.

And what if I just want to be friends?

I didn't know you married my dad

to be friends with me.

Dad loves you a lot

and I respect you.

Other than that,

why get in each other's way?

No?

What happened?

What are you looking for?

My phone.

- Oh!

- I left it on my seat.

Anyway, I'll call on it.

Rishabh Malik.

Got it.

Okay, Kadambari.

- Okay.

- If it's meant to be, we'll meet again.

But it was a pleasure to meet you.

Kadambari,

I was wondering how you knew

that I was truly happy to meet you.

Maybe I was lying again.

Oh, just look at the smile on your face!

Even if it was a lie,

don't you think that is better?

Sometimes she hits her shoulder

Sometimes she hits her knee

Sometimes she hits her shoulder

Sometimes she hits her knee

Today, I will definitely get revenge

I will hit my mother-in-law today

With the TV volume high

I will hit my mother-in-law today

With the TV volume high

Damn it all.

I will hit my mother-in-law today

With the TV volume high

Daughters-in-law are supposed

to sing lullabies to kids.

But God gave us a singer

instead of a daughter-in-law!

Will someone get me some tea?

Miss me and don't forget to practice.

Your body will definitely get into shape.

If you enjoyed the video,

then like, share, and subscribe

to Harpreet Kaur's Wife's Life Vlog.

Till then goodbye and lots of love.

BY ROCKY23

YOU LOOK REALLY HOT IN THE VIDEO

Hey, did the people from Dwarka call?

No, sir.

They won't call.

The automobile industry

isn't doing well these days.

Singh sahab, I called you.

You might be busy.

Weren't we heading to Jaipur today?

When will you come home?

Let me know.

Okay, thank you.

- Yes, tell me.

- Have you reached home, Samar?

No, man, I'm still in office.

- Listen

- Sir.

you and Harpreet go ahead.

I will see you there.

Youre unbelievable!

Didnt we agree to leave together?

Now you want me to go alone!

What do you mean by alone?

You will be traveling with your wife.

- Sir.

- Now hang up. I'll see you in Jaipur.

But

What do you want?

Sir, the people from Dwarka called.

So, what do I do?

- Good morning, sir.

- Good morning.

Yes, Samar? Are you leaving?

I just have a meeting

with the media team

along with Malti ma'am

and then I will leave.

Sure, have a good time.

Dad, if you could come to

the wedding ceremony tomorrow

Cut the sentimental nonsense, Samar.

It's your friend's

sister-in-law's wedding.

What would I do there?

Yeah.

Gagan. Two minutes.

You may leave.

- Yes, Dad.

- Samar.

Don't do this "Dad" business at work.

Here, you're just the Brand Manager,

not my son-in-law.

Sorry, sir.

Bloody geezer.

Are you sure

this is the one from the picture?

It looked bigger in the picture.

There's only one piece

made in one size, ma'am.

Are you sure?

I'm gifting it to my close friends.

- I don't want to be insulted.

- No way, ma'am.

They'll remember your gift

for the rest of their lives.

Hey, my dear baby.

Hi, baby!

What is my love doing?

I'm just waiting for

a meeting with Malti ma'am

and then I'm coming straight to you.

And by the way, I've canceled our plan

to travel with Harpreet and Harpreet.

Fantastic!

Baby, I am getting

a great feeling about this.

- Really?

- You know, I think

Jaipur is going to be a lot of fun.

I'm sure, love.

- Come soon, baby.

- I'll see you soon.

Lehengas check.

Gift check.

Depression medicine check.

Come on, Naina.

Show me that pouty face.

Do I look good, guys?

I mean is it too much?

It's your sangeet.

You have to dress up.

Asking you guys is pointless.

I will ask Radhika.

Oh, really?

When you were enjoying yourself with us

at the bachelor party four days ago,

why didn't you send her a picture

and ask her back then,

"Baby, how do I look?"

Hey!

Mummy, Varun is ready already.

Where are my sister and brother-in-law?

Why are you asking me?

Ask your sister!

We told her when she was

marrying that fool.

But by then, she was already

in love with that single dad.

What's wrong?

- Forget it.

- You can tell me.

- What is it?

- I spoke to her the day before yesterday.

They're considering whether

or not to separate.

They will try for another three months.

Try?

Your generation thinks

a wedding is like an iPhone.

It hasn't even been a few years,

and they want to switch to a newer model.

You need to think about it.

Because you chose your own groom.

Are you sure you can see it through?

Radhika, I am telling you at this age--

Relax! Can you relax?

Of course, I will see it through.

Both mine and sis and her husband's.

I don't know about my sister, but I have

complete faith in my brother-in-law.

Your brother-in-law

What are you doing on your phone?

Work.

How was the conference?

Boring.

And your flight?

That was also boring.

There was an old woman

sitting next to me.

She was yapping away.

You tell me,

what did your publisher say?

When is your book releasing?

"Hundred New Ways to End a Marriage."

Have you even read my book

to be commenting on it?

No, I haven't.

But I know you pretty well.

Your favorite topic is "ending marriages".

What are you doing, baby?

Let me finish this report.

I need to send it to sir.

You mean Dad!

I arranged the gift with so much love

but you didn't even ask me what it is.

Okay, show me the gift.

It's sitting right there.

It's a Ming vase.

Complete Oriental handicraft

and the jazz, and you know what?

I got a deal.

It only costs seven lakh rupees.

Sorry, Suresh.

What are you doing, baby?

What's wrong?

I bet even Rishabh didn't buy such

an expensive gift for his sister-in-law.

Come on, baby!

It's a collector's item.

Rishabh's sister-in-law and her husband

will remember us all their lives.

- Who will remember us?

- Rishabh's sister-in-law and her husband.

- And--

- What is his sister-in-law's name?

Vedika.

Radhika!

You dont even know her name, and yet you

bought her a flowerpot worth seven lakhs!

Don't call it a flowerpot, baby!

That is a vase and you are a bore.

So, is Kabir coming too?

I'm sure his new girlfriend

is coming along too.

Mom said I should schedule

another appointment at the clinic

I I didn't mean to shout.

Fine, we will.

We will make another appointment.

They have turned

having a baby into a circus.

But we still have to try, right?

How much longer should we try?

They have turned me into a breeding bull!

The pleasure of having sex

is completely gone!

They have turned it into a workout.

Do it at the right time

with the right posture and repetitions.

All that's left is for them

to send us a trainer,

and if they could,

I'm sure they would.

It's Mom's wish--

To hell with her wish!

She just wants something to k*ll time,

but I'm the one

who has to do all the work!

Really? You do all the work?

Mom can't eat a single bite

without bringing up the topic.

I can't do this!

Order one online!

I found condoms in Anaya's bag today.

- What now?

- Rishabh.

How do you want me to react?

She is 18. Should I be happy

that she is using condoms

or should I be afraid that

she might not use them?

And regardless of whether you find

condoms or an atom b*mb in her bag,

she will inform me

before she uses it. Chill.

I'm just saying.

Do you think Rohan is a good guy?

- Bast

- What?

Is there any father in the world who

actually likes their daughter's boyfriend?

What can we do? He is 18.

Do you want me to beat him up?

Besides, fighting with

Anaya is impossible.

She's Rashmi's daughter after all.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it like that.

It just slipped out.

Besides, didn't we decide

to give each other three months?

So, just-- I'm sorry.

- Really, bear with me. Sorry.

- It's fine. It's okay.

If I mention Rashmi again,

you can also call me

by your ex-boyfriend's name.

Charlie, Jackie, etc.

You are unbelievable.

Hello! Thank you!

Hey!

- How are you?

- I'm good.

- How are you

- I'm good.

Yes.

The decoration is very nice.

They don't give their son-in-law

any importance.

- Rishabh bhaiya!

- Oh! Varun!

How are you?

So traditional!

Should we head?

You are a foolish man.

If we were arriving at the same time,

we could have traveled together!

Are you crazy, Sardar?

I informed you we were running late.

I didn't know that we'd arrive

at the same time!

We wanted to have

a romantic drive, Harpreet.

If you guys came with us,

we wouldn't have any privacy.

Right, Happy?

I'm just happy that

someone is getting some.

Oh, my.

Listen, is Rishabh bhaiya here yet?

And what about Kabir

and his new girlfriend?

Are you blind?

I just got here!

How would I know?

He used to be such a happy guy.

What happened to him?

It's frustration.

Frustration.

Guys!

Kabir!

Kabir is here.

Move.

How are you, rascals?

What's wrong?

Why are you staring at me?

Didn't your new girlfriend come with you?

She means Akshita.

- Sorry, she couldn't make it.

- What do you mean she couldn't make it?

You said you would introduce us.

Where is she?

She had a choice between meeting

you guys and attending a family event.

She thought you guys would be

more boring, so she chose that.

Sure.

What do I do?

Should I leave?

Yes, you may leave.

- Let's go, guys.

- Okay then

Hey, come back here!

Let's go.

Bloody drama queen!

Your eyes ask me a question

Looking at you has left me breathless

Your body is a work of art

You don't mind it when I touch you

Break it down slowly, girl

Don't break the dance floor

With your moves

Break it down slowly, girl

Don't break the dance floor

With your moves

Break it down slowly, girl

Your beauty can cause destruction

You sound like you are from Chandigarh

You shine as bright as the moon

Looking at you gets me high

The rumors about you aren't true

Break it down slowly, girl

Don't break the dance floor

With your moves

Break it down slowly, girl

What are you looking at?

I was excited to meet this Akshita.

I have never seen Kabir this happy.

No, I think he was happier

on the day of his divorce.

Are you okay?

Yes, first-class.

It's just that the automobile industry

isn't doing well these days.

There are many who love me

I won't give you my heart

There are many who love me

I won't give you my heart

Take it easy, boy

No one can handle me

Take it easy, boy

No one can handle me

Please give me your heart, oh, oh, oh!

Go and pray to God

Give me some love too

Please excuse me

The two of us together are too much

Break it down slowly, girl

Don't break the dance floor

With your moves

Break it down slowly, girl

Don't break the dance floor

With your moves

Break it down slowly, girl

You know

these two bet money on it.

This good man said that

if you are going out with someone,

she must be a model.

But this damn Sardar.

Do you know what he said?

He said, "I bet she is crazy!"

He said that!

What else could I expect

from these rascals?

Wait a second, Kabir bhai.

You haven't even shown us

a picture of her yet,

and you expect us not to talk about her?

- Show us a picture.

- Come on.

Why are you so excited?

Anyway, Rishabh,

do we have a separate plan

or do we keep drinking

with these old people?

I have an idea. Gather all your things

and head to my room.

- We'll chill there. Come on.

- Oh, very good.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

Open up already!

Guys, there is a bar here.

Should we order something to eat?

Order whatever you want.

A cheese platter please, Vartika.

I'm starving.

- And some pakoriya.

- Okay.

Sounds so cute in Punjabi, doesn't it?

- Hi.

- Pakoriya.

- Oh, the room is lovely, Rishabh bhaiya.

- Nice.

Hey, the snacks are gonna be here.

So, Sid couldn't make it?

How would he make it?

The poor guy is probably busy

with his divorce.

Give me some too.

That's nice.

Hes the one who got caught cheating.

But because hes your friend,

hes also the "poor guy".

Correct! Wasn't the girl Sid had

an affair with only 26 years old?

So, if she was 35 instead of 26,

then the affair would be fine?

That is ridiculous.

The girl is an air hostess.

The guy is a pilot.

So what if they decided

to fly away together?

Let them fly. It's okay.

Correct.

What do you mean?

Poor Anu!

I'm sure she is at her wit's end.

She will be troubled until

the settlement is over.

I'm sure she will feel a lot better

once she gets half of Sid's property.

Our friend must have lost

half of his property too.

Kabir's divorce was different.

Theres a difference between two people

not getting along and someone cheating.

My ex didn't really get much

of a settlement from me.

Other than child support.

Sid is a commercial pilot

and I'm just a cricket coach.

Rhea was worried that my lawyer

might ask her for money.

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

Tell me something, guys.

You all knew that Sid was

having an affair with her, right?

How would we know, baby?

It's not like he consulted us

before having an affair.

They all knew.

Just look at their faces.

Men have a code.

They don't tell anyone

about each other's affairs.

- Correct.

- You're right.

We knew. But what could we do?

You could have told her, what else?

Told Anu? Why?

Because she is his wife.

Correct.

It is not about hiding or informing her.

Not my gamla, not my phool.

It's his personal matter.

He will deal with it.

Baby, what is a gamla?

Tell her.

The thing we are giving

the couple as a gift.

- That.

- Very funny.

Guys, if Samar ever

did anything like that,

I would hold everyone who knew

and didnt tell me responsible.

No matter how small it might be.

Oh, God! Then we will have to spend

the whole weekend telling you.

Guys, aren't you ashamed?

A single text message

just ended a marriage.

A single text message?

Why? What do you think?

No, I thought it was the affair.

If he had deleted the message,

how would she have found out about it?

I see! So, the only mistake

your poor Sid made is that

he forgot to delete the message!

No, no, no.

It's Anu's fault.

If Anu hadn't read the message,

then no one would have found out.

Stop it, Rishabh.

Who knows what else

might have been on Sid's phone?

Or anyone's phone.

I mean just look at us.

Who knows what anyone's phone holds?

Right?

These days,

all phones have passcodes anyway.

Some people dont even leave

their phones with the screen facing up.

They always put it back up.

What do they back up?

Back up.

You see, back up.

What are you trying to say?

Why are you getting angry?

Isn't your back always up too?

Baby, does your phone

have any secrets?

Why don't you find out yourself?

Okay, guys. I have a brilliant idea.

Hear me out.

All of us here are either

friends or couples, right?

Let's play a game.

We will unlock our phones

and place them on this table.

Whoever receives a call, message, or email

can open and read it in front of everyone.

Simple.

Then we will know.

That's a terrible idea.

I think it's a great idea.

Here's my phone. I'm in.

So am I.

What is this childishness, darling?

It's not childish, Malik sahab.

I mean

unless you're having affairs

instead of conferences

Are you?

No, I'm not.

But if you or anyone else is having

an affair, then I don't want to know.

Okay, then.

I guess there are no objections.

Besides, the wedding ceremony is

in the afternoon tomorrow.

We have the whole night, don't we?

Correct.

Vartika it's not about hiding things

but there is such a thing

as privacy, right?

But shouldn't the ladies be

more worried about privacy?

So why do all the phones on

the table only belong to the ladies?

There is no gentleman here.

Now that is not true.

Here.

Kabir bhai?

What are you doing?

Come on, man.

Do you think we will discover something

about you we don't already know?

Baby! Why are you scaring me?

Okay, fine.

Snoop all you want.

The worst you can find

in a plastic surgeon's boring phone

are some pictures of women in bikinis.

Before surgery and after surgery.

Here. Do your worst.

Place it there.

Are we seriously doing this?

Why don't we just play antakshari

- if you're so bored?

- No.

Okay, why don't we play

that game "dumb charand"?

Play what?

"Dumb charand."

The one with the films.

- English down. Hindi up. Punjabi--

- It's not "charand." It's "charad."

- Charades.

- Correct.

Baby!

Alright.

I still think it's a stupid game, but

it's not like I have anything to hide.

Come on, Samar!

It's not like I have

anything to hide either.

Here you go.

Back down. Not up.

Fantastic!

Okay, guys. There is only one rule.

No one is allowed to touch their phones

or take them anywhere the entire night.

Until the night is over,

none of our phones are personal.

They are public property. Capisce?

Yes, ma'am.

My drink is over.

I'm going to get another one.

Me too.

What are you making us do?

I'm making you do it? Really?

What am I? Your leader?

But she is your wife, isn't she?

Stop her!

Were you able to stop your wife?

Unbelievable.

"Baby, baby, baby!"

How do you stand her?

That's just the way she is!

You know that!

Rishabh bhaiya, I'm going

to leave very soon.

I don't want to play Truth or Dare.

Is there something on your phone?

What?

Do you have something

on your phone? Just tell me.

No obviously not.

Did you get your driving license?

No

I have an appointment next week.

Let's see.

Bhaiya,

it's been two years since the accident

but I still can't find the time.

Why do you keep blaming yourself?

It's not your fault.

You did nothing wrong.

I mean, you could

have lost your life too.

Chin up.

Come on. Cheers.

Go. Sit with them.

I will get the pakoriya for your wife.

Don't be upset, Vartika.

At Anaya's age, every child

argues with their parents.

I don't know.

She doesn't argue with her dad.

She doesn't even think

of me as a friend so

Anyway, tell me,

how is your treatment going?

It's going well.

Our gynee is very helpful.

You mean gynec?

Correct.

That's just how she is.

It doesn't matter whether she can or not,

she'll speak English.

Well, go ahead.

God sees everything.

Okay, Samar.

Let the game begin.

"I need your body, Sam.

I wish you were here, in my bed."

What? Wait.

What is this, Sam?

It's it's an unknown bloody number.

Just look, there are no previous

messages from this number.

- I

- Messages can be deleted, Samar.

Bhabhiji, your pakoriya

with mint chutney is here.

Cheese platter and the chicken tikka

What's wrong? Who died?

This is ridiculous.

Naina, I don't know who this is.

She used your pet name, Samar.

How is that my fault?

I have an idea.

Why don't you call the number?

He is right.

Call the number, Samar.

Naina, what

Just call.

- Hello?

- Oh, God.

Hello? Miss

- Who is this?

- I am Rihanna.

From Tathya Resorts, Jaipur.

- From right here?

- You brought her here?

You--

I received a message

from you on my phone.

Sorry? I didn't send you a message.

One moment, sir.

I came to deliver room service

and you asked for my phone

Mr. Rishabh Malik?

Sorry.

Rishabh bhaiya, you are dead!

Who who is this?

You are no longer my friend!

This guy was so scared.

Baby would have left me!

She wouldn't have left you

she would have k*lled you!

I need your body would turn into

I need your dead body!

- Stop it, Rishabh bhaiya.

- Go sit next to your baby.

Because baby likes your bass!

Look at her, she is petrified.

What rubbish!

I knew it was a prank.

Of course, Naina!

That is why you downed half

a glass of wine in one go.

Want some cheese, baby?

Guys! Kabir is next.

Kabir's phone rang.

No spice, guys. It's my brother.

Answer it. And loudspeaker.

Hello, bhaiya. How are you?

I am good.

How was the Sangeet?

Superb, bhaiya.

Everyone is with me

and you're on speaker.

- On speaker?

- Sorry.

- Why?

- It's nothing. We are just playing a game.

And I just found out

that I broke a rule.

Well, anyway, that's fine.

Vartika, congrats.

Hi, everyone!

- Hi, bhaiya.

- Hello!

Oh, and Kabir, I have spoken

to the college in Dehradun.

Remember to call them.

Bhaiya I don't know

if I will go to Dehradun.

But thank you for calling them,

I will speak to them.

Okay, it's your decision.

Take care.

Bye, everyone!

- Bye, bhaiya.

- Bye!

I told you. No spice.

What is the deal with Dehradun?

What deal?

A college there needs a coach.

My contract with

the current school has run out.

It ran out?

So why didn't they renew it?

It's just the school's policy.

It's a terrible policy.

The guy who won so many tournaments

for them, they can't renew his contract?

That is strange.

Don't you agree?

Absolutely, it's a terrible policy.

How could they let him go?

Kabir?

Kabir!

Couldn't you have told us?

It's not a crisis. I am just

changing jobs. Everyone does it.

I can coach a different team.

Why don't you go private, Kabir bhai?

You're good enough to coach

club industry-level players.

Exactly, you can watch a live match

and guess what will happen next.

I am terrible at that.

Forget about cricket,

what are you good at, Sardar?

What are you laughing at?

Ask me anything about

the automobile industry.

If it wasn't for Covid, I would

have a Volkswagen chain by now.

The automobile industry

- isn't doing well these days.

- isn't doing well these days.

- What happened?

- I I was just gargling.

Why?

Is there a pakora stuck in your throat?

Guys? Anybody need a drink?

God knows why I still don't feel high.

- Kabir, pass me the

- Sardar, do one thing

The cheese platter isn't here yet.

- My drink

- Where's the cheese platter?

- Hi!

- Oh, hey!

- All okay?

- Yes.

The heels were

starting to hurt so

changed into something comfy.

Did anyone else's phone ring?

No. Not yet.

Listen, Vartika,

thanks.

For?

Well, for this lovely

weekend and

for everything you did for me.

Don't be silly.

But

did you tell Samar?

Not yet.

I think I'll do it

after I get out of all this

and he is always so

stressed about work, Vartika.

I don't know how to tell him.

No, I get that but

is there anything on your phone?

About that?

No. At least never at this time.

sh*t! It's mine.

Let's go.

Let's go.

What happened?

Whose phone is it?

Tiger Shroff?

What does he want

from your wife?

Tiger Shroff?

Hi, Naina, am I disturbing you?

Not at all, Hrithik, tell me.

Hrithik? But you said it was Tiger?

You have to do chest tomorrow.

- Do whose chest?

- You aren't here for two days.

Chest tomorrow and

legs the day after.

I wouldn't have called

but you gave a month's target.

- So

- Yes, Hrithik, I remember.

Chest tomorrow and legs the day after.

- Cool. Bye.

- Bye, Naina.

What's wrong, guys?

He is my trainer. Hrithik!

So why did you

save Hrithik as Tiger?

If I got a call from Hrithik

it would still be surprising, baby.

Besides, he doesn't do what Hrithik does,

he does what Tiger does.

What does he do?

Jumps around.

Yes, and Thai boxing, Taekwondo,

and a little bit of Yoga.

This Tiger Hrithik

whatever

what target was he talking about?

Oh, sh*t

My surprise is ruined.

Oh, no!

So, some of my friends on the

fashion circuit think

that I should get a few pictures

taken in my outfits myself

for my next collection.

Nice!

- So I was thinking--

- You want to model?

Correct. Brilliant idea. That's amazing.

Hello? She's his wife. Let him speak.

Okay

Come on baby,

I wanted to surprise you.

By God, look at his face now.

He actually is looking surprised!

Come on, to his surprised face.

- Everybody cheers!

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

What's wrong?

You could have used a different washroom.

No, I don't need the washroom.

So?

I was really sorry

to hear about your job.

The contract ran out, man,

it's not like someone died.

No, but I know how hard you work.

You coach with passion, you know?

Harpreet,

you have no idea how

terrible your acting is.

Just say what you want to say.

Bhai It's just

that I am in a bit of trouble.

What kind of trouble?

Don't shout, they are

all sitting right outside.

You see

I am going to receive something

on my phone in an hour.

"Something"?

Yes it might be a goodnight message

and probably a picture too.

A picture?

A picture of who and what?

You know a goodnight picture.

Will you answer me or

should I leave?

A A picture of Komal.

Kom

Komal Sharma?

The one from your college?

Are you crazy, Sardar?

Please, you're the only one

who can help me.

Me? How?

Bhai you and I have the same phone,

the same make, and model,

let's exchange phones.

What?

Are you insane?

And even if we do

exchange phones

you will still get the picture

and the message!

But nobody here knows her.

They don't even know her name.

You anyway came here alone, right?

So what if I came alone?

Everyone knows my

girlfriend's name is Akshita.

No matter how hot Komal is,

why would she send me pictures?

Forget about me, why is she

still sending you pictures?

She shouldn't be sending them, paaji.

I made a mistake.

Any girl could send you messages,

you have always been a chicken magnet

A chick magnet!

No one will suspect anything.

I came here with my wife,

I will be in a lot of trouble.

Very good!

A guy whose ex sends him

dirty pictures

his wife should know that

he doesn't love her.

It's your problem, not mine.

Deal with it yourself.

Paaji

What kind of a friendship is this?

This damn Malti madam

What madam?

Malti. She is the associate VP

of our company.

She keeps giving baby work

whenever she feels like it.

You work under Malti madam?

Please don't pick up, dear.

No, no

Vartika made it a rule.

If you don't pick up

- then this game is over.

- No.

- Yes, game over.

- No, I will pick up.

- But

- Hey, calm down!

Calm down. I will answer it.

Hello? Malti madam?

Hello, Samar.

The presentation that you

Yes, I will send it at night.

Sorry, my laptop was misbehaving.

Send it before

tomorrow morning. Got it?

Yes, alright.

Is she allowed to talk to you like that?

I mean the company

belongs to Naina's dad

and Samar will run it someday.

So why is she ordering you around?

- Is that okay?

- Why, Happy?

She is Samar's senior.

She is just doing her job.

Forget it, she knows nothing

about work ethic.

Correct.

I don't understand most

of the ethics in this city.

I only had two reasons

for staying back in Delhi.

- Naina and Vartika.

- Thank you.

Without the two of you,

I would have told him long back,

"Let's go back to the pind."

How sweet.

Pind. Pakoriya.

Well, I am an author

so I won't turn down any credit.

So, thank you.

It's my friend Sandhya!

Wait a minute.

Hello? Sandhya?

What are you doing, Happy Kaur?

You didn't give me any

gossip about your society

or your mother-in-law today.

Are you feeling okay?

I told you, didn't I?

I came to Jaipur for a wedding.

Oh, right! Aren't they

related to that hot doctor

who comes to meet Harpreet?

He Yes, the one

who is like my brother!

Like your brother?

- Brother?

- You know what, Sandhya?

I will talk to you later.

Come on, just two minutes.

I will go to bed once I put

Rinku to sleep.

Then you can go back to your

rich friend circle.

They get married in six months.

- But can't stay married for another six.

- Sandhya, look

- right now

- Anyway, listen

- How is your Miss London doing?

- Miss London, who?

Your Your voice is cracking.

- Your signal is faulty.

- The doctor's wife!

What do you call her?

The low-budget Shakespeare.

- Sandhya

- That's right!

- what nonsense are you spewing?

- You know, the one who says she is writing

but does nothing for years.

Sandhya!

- Are you drink-dial?

- What?

- Are you drunk?

- No, man. Today is Thursday.

And that reminds me,

how is that alcoholic?

That walking brand endorsement.

What was her name Naina!

Sandhya, I am running out of battery,

I will put my phone on--

I am sure she must be

decked out from head to toe.

Shrieking, "Daddy, daddy.

Baby, baby," Everywhere she goes.

You remember your birthday

when she spent the whole night

walking around with a single

Chicken Tikka on her plate?

"Oh, I need to lose three kgs."

I swear to God your friends are so

Well, forget about all that.

Tell me more about the doctor.

Tell me about your George Clooney!

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Maybe her boring husband is back.

Boring husband!

Boring husband!

Now we get it.

This is why madam didn't want

to go back to Amritsar.

Because Naina and I are

your entertainment, right?

Sorry.

Clearly, and it looks like we keep

you very entertained, right, Harpreet?

But I think that's a cute title.

Walking brand endorsement.

- I like it.

- Sorry, sorry, sorry

Actually, Sandhya gets way

too comfortable in the evening.

And then she starts speaking

nonsense and making me talk.

I didn't tell her these

Nobody is judging you, Happy, relax.

Bhabhiji, by the way

when is Raksha Bandhan?

Raksha Bandhan, oh, damn!

Sorry

Sorry

Guys! Vartika, answer it.

- Papa.

- Oh.

- Hi, Papa!

- Yes, Vartika, did you eat?

No, we were just about to order it.

Good. Oh and my child,

your publisher called.

That Benjamin, he said he wants

to publish next month.

Yeah, yeah, I spoke to him.

That's amazing!

So now that you have decided

to get an apartment in London,

we can go select one next week.

- Okay?

- Yes!

Let's get done with these

wedding celebrations first.

And besides,

we were waiting on a response

from Anaya's Sussex application.

And then we can

Papa, don't take stress, okay?

Tomorrow is the biggest day

of Radhika's life.

And I want you to focus on that.

We will talk about this later.

- Alright, my child. Goodnight.

- I love you.

Wow, guys. Congratulations.

You didn't tell us that you were

buying an apartment in London?

I just found out, I mean

We just decided it.

We still need to check out apartments.

Right, dear?

- Congratulations on the book, Vartika!

- Thank you.

Unbelievable, right, Happy?

I thought Vartika says she is writing

but does nothing for years.

Oh, very funny.

So guys, as you heard

my beautiful and gorgeous better half

is about to publish her next novel.

This is a moment that

should be celebrated.

We should celebrate Vartika!

Life has given us this moment.

Who knows what might happen tomorrow?

Guys, please take your partner's hand

and step onto the floor for a few minutes.

And Kabir, you

will dance with everyone's

wives one by one.

You're a lucky man!

My lucky day!

I thought we decided that we would

try for another three months.

But you have already made up your mind.

You may look away from my heart but

Please don't drive me away from you

It took a lot of effort

To get close to you

Please don't drive me away from you

You may look away from my heart but

Please don't drive me away from you

It took a lot of effort

To get close to you

Please don't drive me away from you

You may look away from my heart but

You may look away from my heart but

Please don't drive me away from you

My heart is beating

My heart is beating

Ever since I met you

Please don't drive me away from you

It took a lot of effort

To get close to you

Please don't drive me away from you

I listen to your sweet words

Read the words on my heart

I have written them as letters

God gave this Romeo a cruel fate

I can only breathe when she is with me

God gave this Romeo a cruel fate

I can only breathe when she is with me

I will make it up to you

Every time you are upset with me

I will love you

No matter what the cost

My heart is beating

My heart is beating

Ever since I met you

Please don't drive me away from you

It took a lot of effort

To get close to you

Please don't drive me away from you

Please don't

Drive me away from you

Please don't

Drive me away from you

So, I am just saying

I mean, I don't know which of the

- Thank you.

- Tell me, Vartika.

How do you manage to live

with such a romantic guy

and write about difficult marriages?

Baby, we are just

as romantic as them.

Is that so

Naina, he is talking

about romance

not lust.

- Kabir!

- Oh, God

He actually has a point.

Why don't you guys get a room?

- We have one.

- We are tired of your PDA!

Hey! Don't think

I am not watching, Kabir.

- No, I was just

- Keep it down.

Besides, what could a single man

like me receive?

If you're single then

whose girlfriend is Akshita?

Harpreet's?

No, she is my girlfriend.

But it's not like everyone knows.

You guys are the only ones who know.

Hey, what does it say?

Yes, let's check what it says.

It's probably someone

wishing me goodnight.

Or a single woman who thinks

I am single might be sending me pics.

Oh, look.

There is no picture here.

- There isn't?

- No.

It's just a boring voice message.

It was sent by Ricky Ahuja.

Who is this Ricky Ahuja?

It doesn't matter. Just play it.

Should I?

Why are you asking him?

Just play it.

How are you, Bhai sahab?

I just wanted to remind you to pay

me 35 Lakhs by the day after tomorrow.

You see, it's a big amount and the

next match series is starting soon.

So we can't keep such a big debt.

I know the last match that you

lost money on was just bad luck.

But satta is satta after all.

Baby, what is satta?

- Betting.

- Please send it, paaji.

Thank you.

Really, Kabir, you gamble?

Kabir bhai, betting?

Yes, just a little

A little? Is 35 Lakhs a small amount?

By looking at you I could never have

guessed that you were a gambler.

I agree, Happy,

can you look at a pig's face

and guess what

they have been up to?

Tell me, seriously, do you have

35 lakhs to pay this guy?

- Do I?

- Why do you keep asking him?

Yes, I do. This is a regular thing.

Now I get how you know

what will happen in a live match.

Right, Harpreet?

Look! It rang again!

Oh, come on. Give me that, Kabir.

Oh, my

Kabir bhai! Naughty boy!

Rishabh bhaiya, it's a picture from

some Komal from a naughty angle!

No matter what angle you take,

these are definitely real.

We were worried that you

were having a rough time

but it looks like your life

is going very smoothly!

Wow, Kabir!

Not bad at all!

- Show me.

- Why do you want to see it?

Because everyone

is looking at it.

If everyone jumps off a cliff

will you do it too?

Wow! If Akshita sees this won't

you be in a lot of trouble?

Who is this half-naked woman?

She is a teacher in my school.

The way she says goodnight is

She is a teacher?

Take a look. Look at this.

- What is this? Delete it immediately!

- Enough!

I told you, the youth is in trouble.

Forget about the youth!

The teachers are doing great! Kabir bhai?

That's enough, guys.

Why are you so bothered?

Just look at his life!

Thirty-five Lakhs in debt but your

nights are always amazing!

Have you ever received

anything like that, Sardar?

How could he, bhaiya?

- He's a small spark plug.

- Baby

Baby!

- So mean.

- Oh, well.

- It rang again!

- Whose phone is it?

I don't know, man

It's yours.

Your phone rang.

Oh! It was my phone.

I will check it.

- Did you change your ringtone?

- Why?

Should I give you an

application before I do?

It's from someone

named Akash Varma.

He asked, "How are you?"

I see, it's that Akash Varma

Who?

Who is he?

You know, our friend Akash Varma?

Oh, maybe you don't know him.

Akash Varma

works in the Honda dealership.

That Akash Varma.

Why is he asking "How are you?"

so late in the night?

Are you sick?

That's

because we had a

disagreement yesterday.

We had a meeting between agents

So we might have

exchanged a few words.

He He probably just wants to apologize.

That's sweet.

So that is why he is asking you,

- "How are you?"

- "How are you?"

- Right?

- Tell him you're fine.

Should I tell him that?

Why are you asking him?

He asks you and you ask him?

Are you both married?

Just type it.

I don't think it's important.

I mean, you had a fight after all.

Yeah.

Yeah, but if someone's being nice

you can at least say, "I am fine."

Correct.

If someone is trying to make peace

then why would you act pricey?

Just type. "It's K. Smiley." Do it.

- No No I don't think I should.

- Bury the hatchet. Just type it.

Well, I mean

It's not a big deal.

I will just type it.

I will just do it.

Go ahead.

Here. It's done.

It's him again.

Now he says, "Where are you?"

Does he want to come all the way

to Jaipur to apologize?

Now this guy is starting to disturb us.

You should reply, "DND."

Yeah!

- Just type it.

- Type it.

- Type it.

- Do it.

- Do it.

- Type it.

Just say you are at a

friend's wedding in Jaipur.

And be done with it. Type it.

- Type it.

- Yes, go ahead.

Go ahead, type it

What is all this nonsense?

Type it, type it.

Why would he?

I don't want him to write that!

You don't want him to write it?

I mean I don't want

all of us

to be so dependent on our phones, guys!

Everyone these days spends their

lives looking down at their phones.

- What is this gulaami?

- Baby, what is gulaami?

sl*very!

Why does Harpreet need

to reply immediately?

Someone asked a question

and Harpreet read the message.

We all read it!

We are enjoying the game

but you want Harpreet to drop

everything and send him a reply?

Why would Harpreet reply?

Why would he?

He won't, paaji.

Harpreet won't reply.

Wow, Kabir.

That was deep.

What's wrong with him?

He lost 35 lakhs.

He's out of his mind.

Kabir bhai, your glass is empty.

Come, I will get you a chilled beer.

- Varun.

- Varun, who?

Whose wedding we're attending

with our flowerpot, baby.

Oh, yeah!

Loudspeaker.

Yes, Varun, tell me.

Bhaiya Rishabh bhaiya

Where are you?

Are you in your room?

Yes, I am. Tell me.

I am coming to meet you.

I need to speak to you.

No, kid, I have some friends with me.

- I will come to your room, okay?

- Okay, bhaiya!

- Okay, dear.

- That is so sweet of you, bhaiya!

- Okay, kid.

- I only want to talk to you

- Only you! Love you--

- That's enough, kid. Enough.

- Okay.

- I will go and meet him.

- Should I come too?

- No, I will handle it, darling.

Wait, wait.

You have to leave this here.

You can't be serious.

Rules are rules.

- We agree.

- We agree.

Alright.

Isn't Varun a bit too drunk?

Rishabh bhaiya will handle it.

I don't know

if you know this, Vartika, but

he was actually my

older brother's friend.

When he passed away

I was a mess.

You know, baby

Rishabh bhaiya never let me feel

like I didn't have an older brother.

He is the first plastic surgeon

who can even fix hearts.

- Correct.

- Rishabh!

- Rishabh.

- Cheers.

It's true, Vartika, you're very lucky

to have such a husband.

You mean, George Clooney?

Please! I am sorry

Oh! Rishabh.

He got an email.

Let's see

Okay.

What happened?

What's wrong? Show us.

- Show.

- Let me see that.

Baby, what is it?

Rishabh has received

an email from an elite escort

agency in Mumbai.

Asking for a review

of the services provided.

When he was in Mumbai a few days back

he hired an escort.

What does an "escort" mean?

Where are you, guys?

Hello?

Where are you all?

Oh, so you're sitting here?

Kids these days

are so stressed by the word

"marriage," my God.

I went to Varun's room

and his whole body was covered in rash.

He asked me, "Bhaiya, will

I be happy after I get married?"

I said, "There is no

such thing as happiness.

If you don't k*ll each other

by the end of your life,

then it is a successful marriage."

He started laughing

and I told him to take a seat

then I gave him B-Tex ointment

and told him to apply it on the rash.

Now he is sleeping.

Did I do well, darling?

What's wrong? Who died?

Why are you all so quiet

because of this?

So do you want us to party?

This is not what it looks like.

Then what is it? Tell us.

Last month when

there was a get-together

at that Pharma company in Delhi,

Dr. Malhotra attended it.

You know the skin specialist.

You consulted him for your boil.

Samar knows about it.

No I don't

You don't?

How would I know Malhotra?

- Did I mention Malhotra?

- Yes, you just did.

I was talking about his boil!

Oh, yeah, I know about that.

Correct, I know about that too.

Yes, so why don't you

tell them where I got it?

- Forget about the boil!

- Exactly.

At that get-together,

Malhotra had a lady with him.

He told us she was

an escort from Mumbai.

Then Malhotra said she wanted a

consultation for plastic surgery.

You know probably for her job.

So?

So

It's not like I could have performed

plastic surgery on her

at the get-together.

That is why she gave me her contact

number and her agency's card.

Get to the point, Rishabh.

The point is that I wasn't interested!

I forgot the card that she

gave me in my pocket.

Coincidentally, you packed that

blazer in my bag for this trip.

So are you saying it's my fault?

Did I say it's your fault?

No, did I say it's your fault?

I found that card in Mumbai

and I thought I should call her.

Maybe it was written in her fate.

What?

Consultation, darling. Consultation.

You got a mail!

On your personal email ID.

Yes, because I called her.

But her phone was switched off.

And then?

And then I went to the website

and saw a picture of this lady.

So, I mailed them.

And then I met her for a coffee

And I would not lie!

I met her!

And then she got the consultation

and she paid in cash and she left.

And that's it.

Come on, guys.

It's so simple.

Samar, make me a drink.

- Yes, bhaiya.

- Wait a minute.

- Call her.

- Who?

That lady.

I forgot her card in the hotel.

Samar, go make me a drink.

Wait a minute.

You said you called her, right?

So you will find her number

in your call history.

- No, I won't.

- Why?

Because I made

the call from the hotel.

Not from my phone.

Samar, please make me a drink.

Wait a minute.

Call Malhotra.

- Who?

- Malhotra?

Skin specialist?

The one who treated

Harpreet's boil.

And I will go to hell for it.

Do you think it is right

to call him so late at night?

He won't pick up, right?

Drop him a message.

He can respond by tomorrow morning.

- Correct.

- Correct.

Malhotra, I am sorry for messaging

you so late at night.

Please call me back

whenever you are free.

Sent it.

Bhaiya, should I make you a drink?

No need, bhai, I will do it myself.

But what was the surgery that she wanted?

Mammoplasty.

What is that?

To change oranges into watermelons

Oh, God, this Malti

Hey, why did you cut it?

Because we can't let

her ruin the night, baby.

Oh! That means the

game is over. Finished.

- Right, Vartika?

- The game is not over!

It's Malti, she will call back.

We can answer it then. Sit down.

Take a seat. Sit.

For now, let's change

the mood a little bit?

Let's all go outside and click

some pictures together, what say?

- Yes, correct.

- Let's go.

Everyone other than me will

leave their phones here.

Come on, Vartika. Come

Let's go.

Stressed?

How do you know?

Itching.

Should I get B-Tex or Itch Guard?

Sapat Lotion will be enough.

You rascal come on!

What are you doing?

I am switching them back.

So that your friend Akash Varma

starts messaging me now?

How many drinks have you had?

I don't remember.

How many have you had?

- Okay guys, ready?

- Yes.

- Yeah!

- Squeeze!

- Squeeze!

- Happy, come in a little.

- Yes.

- Give me that, I will click it.

Guys, scooch in.

A notification! What does it say?

- What is it?

- It's a notification from a car app.

And it says that your

car has been static

in the same location for ten hours.

Car number seven

Car number 7500?

Location Tathya Resorts, Jaipur?

Are you tracking my car's GPS?

Are you doubting me?

- Baby, you're misunderstanding.

- Am I?

- Guys let's go inside.

- No, guys! Wait over here. Wait, bhaiya.

Tell me, what does this mean?

So this is what you do

in your boutique all day?

- Checking up on my location?

- Samar! Samar!

Samar, relax.

What, man! It's just GPS.

- She must have done it for your safety.

- Rishabh bhaiya, please.

Naina can speak for herself.

Go ahead.

Baby, I did it for all the cars

I mean, after the accident

After the accident? Really?

I will delete it, dear.

It's not important.

If it's not important then

why do you have it, Naina?

What do you use it for?

Tell me, where was my car?

Show me. Show me!

Nowhere. Never.

Home to office and then

back home. That's it.

You check it, don't you?

Do you check it every day?

Every two days?

- Tell me!

- Forget it, Samar.

There was no misunderstanding,

so why are you upset?

What do you mean?

I don't spend every day in

one office like you do, Harpreet!

I have meetings in clubs and hotels.

It's so easy to misunderstand.

What do you mean like me?

Do you think my job is easy?

It's not like my father-in-law has

a company worth crores of rupees.

My father-in-law just owns

the company, understand?

My salary is what I deserve.

I grind hard

- I don't sit idle like you--

- Hey, get lost!

Hey! Hey! Stop it.

What is wrong with you guys?

Naina, it's his car, what is

your tracker doing there?

And what is wrong with you, Sardar?

Why do you get angry at everything?

Hey! Let's go inside. Come on!

I am so sorry

By the way, how's your beard so dark?

I use dye, paaji.

You should keep smiling, man.

I will go serve the food.

Yes, Vartika, we should eat.

It's getting late.

Give, I will open it.

It's okay, I will do it.

I have already sent Malhotra

the message.

We will know by tomorrow.

Will you be happy then?

It doesn't matter.

You will get out of this situation too.

Just like you do with every situation.

You're right, it doesn't matter.

You have already ended our relationship.

I ended it? Why?

Because I acted upon it?

Will delaying everything like you

do make this relationship work?

You got an email from an escort

and you delayed it by making

her Dr. Malhotra's client.

You missed my book launch.

Anaya has her

board exams this year.

She has a foreign trip

two years later.

Oh! Anaya is 18 now!

Now she needs to apply to a university!

Rishabh, your excuses

delayed me becoming a mother.

For the whole world,

Rishabh Malik, so jovial,

so loving, so caring

Who ended the relationship?

I did.

Who is the evil one? Vartika.

Vartika!

Come, let's play the game.

Who is it from?

What is it?

I think it's a message in Spanish.

It just says,

Te extrao de menos bebiendo un

martini espresso en la playa. -Andr.

What does that mean?

It means that I am

sitting alone at the beach

drinking an espresso martini.

I am missing you. -Andr.

Who is this Andr?

He sounds like a Spanish poet.

And he misses you too.

It's nothing like that.

Remember when I went to Barcelona

with Happy and Naina for my last birthday?

They were offering a bartending course

and since I was bored I signed up for it.

So there was a 60-something

bartender there named Andr.

He used to make fun of me because

I never learned how to make it

till the end of the course.

He was teaching someone that

so I guess he thought of me.

That old uncle?

The one whose daughter

became friends with Naina?

- Was his name Andr? I thought--

- Yeah, yeah.

Andr Fernando, I think.

Please say hi to him for me too.

- He is a very dedicated teacher.

- What do you mean?

I mean, he teaches so

many people every day

but he still remembers

each and every guest.

He is so dedicated.

My phone is right here.

You can call him.

Why would I do that?

No, it's fine. Keep it.

Sardar, pass me the dal.

I will pass it.

It's the same guy from Honda.

Just a minute.

He says, "Where are you?

Answer me right now!"

What does he want

so late at night?

I think it's better not to reply, right?

Yeah, forget it.

Yeah.

It's Anaya. It's a missed call.

I will just call her back.

She is calling me.

- Yes, my child?

- Hey, Dad.

I hope I am not disturbing you.

No, child, we were just

having dinner. Tell me.

Dad, it's

Actually, we were all

over at Rohan's house.

And just a while back he

Okay, how do I say this?

He said that we should let everyone

else leave but I should stay back

at his house.

I know this might be odd for you,

I was thinking about talking

to Vartika first but then

But then?

Dad, I am unable to

share anything with her.

Rather do it with my only parent.

This morning, she

Forget it.

Dad, I like Rohan.

He takes good care of me.

I don't want to upset him.

But I didn't know

what to do so I called you.

Good. You did the right thing.

Now, how do I start this

Okay, let me try.

I think tonight you are in the

same situation that I was in once.

Do you remember when

you were 14 years old?

And you ran towards me saying,

"Dad, Dad

I know you're in love but promise me.

I will be your only child.

Promise me, Dad. Promise me."

On that day, I didn't tell you

the difference between right and wrong.

And I won't do that today either.

Because life teaches you

the difference between right and wrong.

All I want to say is

We only cherish the memories

that have no regrets.

If you believe that you are creating

a happy memory with Rohan

which will give you

happiness your whole life.

Then there is no need

to think about it any further.

Everything is okay.

But if you are only making the decision

to make someone else happy

or if you are under

any sort of pressure

or to try to be cool

then there is a problem.

Because whenever you think

about it you will regret it.

And, yes

our first time

is very special.

It means something.

So make sure you know that you

have time before you do this.

And your dad

He is always with you.

Okay, my child?

- I love you.

- I love you, Dad.

Love you, dear.

You did good.

That has to be the best

thing that I have heard

any father say to his daughter. Best.

Okay, I will just make

another drink of mine.

My dad used to say

A daughter is the soul of a father.

If you want to understand

a father's character

then just notice how often

their daughter smiles.

Oh, k*ller.

And yet, from movie songs

to divorce custodies

mothers are still the hot favorite.

For me, my dad is my everything.

I mean, baby is too.

But he was my everything

before my baby.

Malti tried to be my mom.

But I didn't allow it.

What?

Wh When did that happen?

Why didn't you tell me?

We have never spoken about Malti

in that sense. So it never came up.

Anyway,

to Rishabh.

- To all Daddies!

- To all Daddies!

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

Cheers!

Happy! Let's make Rishabh read it.

- Come on, Rishabh.

- Why?

Okay. Guys, it's an email.

It's from Dew Drop fertility center.

And it says that

The sperm

What?

Bhabhiji, you read it.

What is it?

What is it?

- What is this?

- Will you tell us what happened?

Happy, I asked you what is this.

What do you mean by "What is this?"

Show me that.

One second. I will tell you.

I will tell you guys.

Bhabhiji described a

healthy sperm's profile

and asked the clinic if it was available.

Now they have found some

matching profiles and

It's nothing.

It's just nothing.

It's nothing?

It's nothing?

This might be nothing

for you rich people!

Women don't do that where I am from!

- It's not about rich or poor--

- You shut up!

What were you doing?

Cheating on me?

What were you looking for, Happy?

Someone else's sperm?

Do you think I am impotent?

And what is this description?

Thick hair, wheatish complexion,

and average IQ.

Do you have a problem with finding a

sperm donor or the description?

- I am going to

- Hey! Hey! That's enough.

Stop it! Why do you both fight

about everything?

- Stop it now.

- Sit down, baby.

Harpreet.

Harpreet! Please calm down.

Calm down?

Are you all insane?

She wanted me to raise

someone else's child!

I did everything for you.

I didn't even know you.

I never met you.

Nor did I ever see you.

My dad said, "I want a

daughter-in-law from Amritsar."

But nobody asked

Harpreet what he wanted.

And we got married.

But I didn't allow her to be uncomfortable

for even a single second.

And then Mom said,

"I want a grandson."

I am so tired of visiting

doctors constantly.

If Mom said anything to her

then I would defend her.

What did I do wrong?

Tell me what I did wrong!

Unbelievable!

You shouldn't have hidden your report.

You shouldn't have hidden

your report, Singh sahab.

Happy, listen to me

Why don't you try

listening to me for once?

You keep shutting me up all the time.

Just listen.

It's been six months since

I read the report you hid.

Every day I used to think,

he will tell me today, he will do

it tomorrow, maybe the day after

"Listen Happy,

I have a low sperm count.

Why are we going through

all this trouble?"

But no

Instead, you just dragged me

from clinic to clinic

and kept feeding me

medicines like I was ill.

Like Like I was the one lacking

You didn't see me

before we got married.

We never met.

Correct.

Did I meet you?

Did I know you

before we got married?

What if I liked someone else?

Have you ever thought about that?

Singh sahab,

I lived under your roof

waiting for you to love me

for the last six years.

I learned how to speak

in English like Vartika.

I learned how to dress up like Naina.

Because I heard from your

relatives that Harpreet Singh

had a solid love affair

with a girl from GK.

And so

with a smile on my face

I tried my best

to be just as amazing as that love affair.

So that you would

just look at me once.

But you didn't.

And so I must have gotten tired one day.

I must have been hurt

by something Mom said

when you weren't there to defend me.

I was scared

So I thought this

was the last option.

I wouldn't disappoint my mother-in-law

nor would I hurt my husband's ego.

Forget it.

What was I thinking?

But look

I made a mistake again.

Sorry.

It's yours, Harpreet.

It's the same guy

The one from Honda.

It's a voice message.

I won't disturb you if it's so difficult

to send me a reply.

But if you remain scared of yourself

then you will never be happy.

You will spend your whole life suffering

from the fact that you love men,

not women.

You have spent the last six years

wondering how to tell the world.

How long will that last, baby?

Dude, you

were with Akash?

This is your lost love?

This?

Happy, listen to me.

This Akash is crazy.

I I I mean

Akash is g*y.

You You know how every g*y

thinks everyone is g*y?

No, no, that is not true.

But this guy thinks that!

Ever since I fought with him the

other day, he has been after me.

He said that he has known

for six years that you

- That I what?

- That you are g*y.

I am not g*y! Come on!

Okay, okay, just

Just look at me.

Every second, every minute,

think about every moment

we have ever had.

Do you think I am g*y?

- Then why did he say that?

- Because he is crazy!

I swear on Mom.

I I am I am straight.

I am so straight, you have no idea!

Let me read it.

Hey, listen, I might have

said too much in my anger.

I miss your kisses.

Call back when you can.

You k*lled your own mother!

You lied while swearing on your mother,

Harpreet Singh Sandhu!

Do you have no shame?

I went crazy wondering

why you couldn't get over your love.

How could I have known that

I don't have what you want?

Oh, God You have destroyed my life!

- Happy, listen to me

- Your Happy is dead!

Go, take the guy who can't

forget your kisses home with you.

Bhabhiji, listen

Hey, watch where you're standing!

Please help me, man.

Let me help her first!

Please, please, explain this to her.

I don't think you

understand the situation.

If you are g*y then you need

to explain it to her.

- Oh, God

- Bhabhiji?

- Bhabhiji, just relax. Please.

- My husband is g*y.

My husband is g*y!

- How can I calm down?

- Okay

- Relax

- But he is g*y.

- I know. I know

- You know?

Why didn't you tell me?

No, I didn't know I

Do one thing.

Here. Drink some water.

Drinking water won't turn him straight!

He will still be g*y!

And he is a cheater too!

According to the definition,

he is not a cheater.

He didn't sleep with a girl.

He slept with a guy. I mean

Is that the definition?

Akash Honda is my husband's second wife!

That is the definition!

Oh, God

Forget about water.

Here. Drink alcohol.

I will definitely think of a solution.

Solution? What solution?

There is a man out there

who can't forget my man's kisses!

Your bloody game has changed

my whole life in one night

and you want to give me a solution?

Tell me, what should I do?

Go home? Die?

Give me a solution! Tell me!

You don't have a solution, do you?

Then please get lost!

Please just leave me alone for a bit.

Okay.

I have had enough

of these rich people's wine

Vartika.

Can we stop this bloody game now?

How much more trouble

do you want to cause?

- You know what--

- What are you getting worked up at me for?

All I did was propose the game.

I can't be held responsible for

what is going on in people's lives.

That's not the point, Vartika.

Then what is?

Everyone knew the rules

of the game from the start.

You are having fun, right?

You seem to be enjoying yourself?

What are you getting mad at her for?

You want us to stop the game

now that your secrets are out?

Get lost, man.

Stop getting in my face.

- I don't share your fetish.

- Hey, stop that!

Bhaiya, I am sure he

didn't find out today.

We grew up together.

He was my batchmate.

What are you trying to say?

That if he was g*y,

then he should have told me!

He should have told you and Kabir bhai!

Sorry but why?

Look, I don't have a problem

with anyone being g*y.

You don't?

Interesting, Samar.

We were both on the cricket team.

We shared a dressing room

and a shower, and we still do!

I put his a*s on the horse

when he was getting married.

Stop it.

And I am sorry, Kabir bhai,

if you think I am being harsh here,

but I deserve to know!

And it was his responsibility to tell me.

To tell all of us!

Fine, I didn't tell you.

Do you think you are Brad Pitt

for me to want you? Go to hell!

- I will break your face, you f*g

- Babe!

You are a f*g

and you are calling me one?

Have you lost your mind?

You are spewing this hate,

and you call yourself a friend?

A friend?

Are we even friends?

Our phones tell a different tale.

Then stop looking at each other's phones!

Stop it!

Will that change the truth?

And Mother Teresa has spoken.

The truth!

Truth, truth

Who hasn't had enough?

Who still wants to keep

playing this horrible game?

Tell me! Say it!

Obviously, you want to play the game.

Keep playing.

Happy, just listen to me

It's Gautam.

He arranges imported goods for us.

But he never calls

so late at night.

How are you, bro? All good?

Yes, Gautam. All good.

Listen, I am a bit busy

I will talk to you later.

No, I won't be able to, sir,

because I am in transit.

I am going to London.

I landed in Dubai so

I wanted to ask you

Did your wife like the neckpiece?

I got it flown in from Italy just for her.

Was our neckpiece a hot discussion

at the wedding? Tell me.

Yes, everyone loved it.

Listen, I will call you back later. Bye.

I ordered a necklace

for the wedding so

So why didn't you give it to me?

I thought that I would

surprise you with it.

Then where is it?

It's so stupid, I forgot it

at the office in a hurry.

You ordered it urgently

for the wedding from Italy.

And then you forgot it in the office?

It's hardly a big deal,

I will tell the driver to fetch it

from Delhi tomorrow morning

You will have it before the

wedding rituals begin.

Malti.

Voice message.

She gives me work at odd times.

Just ignore her, please.

Let's play it, Samar.

- Let's hear it.

- Don't be silly.

Baby, it's 03:45 a.m.

and she will give me work

Let's hear it.

We will know what the work is.

Naina, just give me my phone.

- Why, Samar? Let's hear it.

- Naina, give me my phone.

Don't be silly.

Shall we play?

It looks like you're busy, Sam.

When you called me Malti madam

I knew that you

were with your bimbo.

But not a single message

or call the whole night?

Just because you gave me a necklace

do you think I will let you go?

Video call me when you can.

I want you to see the necklace on me.

Only the necklace.

Okay?

From home to the office and back.

The GPS was telling the truth.

You take off your clothes

in the office every day.

I failed to understand.

You lying cheat!

My entire childhood this witch

kept dreaming about being my mother

and you cheated on me with her?

Video call her.

- Do it!

- Naina,

- Naina.

- Give the phone to me.

- Naina, leave it. Naina Naina, leave it.

- Give the phone. Give me. Give

You bloody parasite, Samar Tanvar!

You scum!

I should never have rescued you

from that sewer you were born in.

Naina!

Naina? Naina

Naina? Naina!

Baby, please open the door! Baby.

Keep your bloody self away

from me, Samar!

Naina, just listen to me, please!

Get out of here

or I will do something! Go!

Please just once

Just go!

What happened to Naina?

Are you g*y too?

Hey

I am g*y.

And I was fired from the school.

They found out

and they thought being g*y

was not good for an all-boys school.

This idiot exchanged

phones with me.

So then, Komal

She's the girl from GK.

The one Happy heard about.

So you

couldn't have told me either?

When would I tell you?

Before Under-16?

During Under-19?

Or during the Delhi trials selection?

When the gentleman's game

is your everything

then when is the right

time to tell people, Rishabh?

Harpreet was g*y for half an hour.

And his life fell apart.

The disgust

The hate

It doesn't let you tell anyone.

It doesn't let you say

that you are a f*g

Right, Samar?

f*g?

It was

a relief when my wife understood.

And she somehow

explained it to Ruhi too.

I used to live with the fear

that my own daughter might

start hating me.

You gave a good speech, Samar.

But you need to change the way you think.

Because even after

having lived for so long

we are still stuck in our thinking.

Even my ten-year-old daughter

is more open-minded.

Bhabhiji, careful, you might fall.

It's impossible for anyone

in this room to fall any lower.

There was a time

When you belonged to someone else

You left the shade

And entered the harsh sunlight

There was a time

When you belonged to someone else

You left the shade

And entered the harsh sunlight

Don't leave me alone

Without my beating heart

Stay with me our whole lives

Let's not lose each other

ROCKY23

"YOU'RE VERY HOT, MADAM

YOUR HUSBAND IS VERY LUCKY"

Come with me, my love

Why are you sitting there

Alone and crying?

Don't talk about anyone else

Don't belong to someone else

Don't belong to someone else

I loved Komal a lot.

When I lost her

it broke me on the inside.

But men aren't allowed to cry.

So I thought,

since I couldn't make myself happy

I could make everyone else happy.

Then when I got

the doctor's report I found out that

I couldn't make anyone happy.

A few months ago, Komal came

to the showroom with her husband.

Then she started our old game.

The one where she says goodnight.

I have never even replied to her.

But I didn't stop her either.

I don't know

what satisfaction I was getting

from that goodnight.

When you give your heart away

All you get is pain

When two eyes meet

All you get are tears

When you give your heart away

All you get is pain

When two eyes meet

All you get are tears

The world is made of stone

Neither of us could understand it

- When you give your heart away

- Come with me, my love

When you give your heart away

All you get is pain

When two eyes meet

All you get are tears

Don't belong to someone else

You broke the heart of the girl

you loved more than anyone else.

Why?

I hadn't even met Naina back

when this began.

Samar? Samar?

Is this what you call a pitch?

Am I going to sell our brand like this?

Malti was my boss.

She asked for exactly

what she wanted.

And I got projects

and promotions in return.

And the day I met Naina,

everything changed.

I fell in love.

We got married.

I have told Malti every day

that I want nothing to do with her.

But she said she would ruin my

career and my marriage. Both.

I was scared, bhaiya.

You're such a fool.

You could have told

your wife the truth.

Maybe she would have understood.

No, she would not have.

She has been depressed

since the accident.

She thinks I don't know but

Samar! Naina went somewhere alone.

What?

What?

Why did you leave her alone?

I was making lemon juice for her.

I I didn't

You wait here. We will go check.

Naina!

Listen to me!

Naina, please listen to me!

- Samar!

- Naina, just listen to me!

Samar, wait!

Samar, stop!

Samar! Samar, Samar

Rishabh!

- What happened?

- He went down.

- But his wife went up.

- So?

So you go down and bring him up

and I will go up to bring her down.

Come on!

I didn't tell you

to crash into me!

- I was going down.

- Okay, wait, let me go first.

Go.

Samar!

She went up.

Naina!

Naina, are you out of your mind?

- Naina.

- Go away, Rishabh.

Don't come forward or I will jump.

Oh, sh*t!

Naina, just talk to Samar once, please

Rishabh, if you take one more

step you will regret it.

Naina, I beg you to stop.

Please, dear,

I am the one who did something wrong,

don't punish yourself for it.

Then who should I punish, Samar? You?

And what if I do?

You will just remind me of my

mistake that you are paying for.

You think you have the right to

bang anyone you wanted, right?

Because you took the blame

for the accident I caused.

No, Naina, never.

Why would I ask you to forgive

me in exchange for your love?

What mistake? What love?

I don't understand who is paying

for what mistake, Rishabh.

Get her down, your sister-in-law

is getting married tomorrow.

Do you think I came

here to push her off?

She didn't climb up there for me!

Even her husband failed,

how do I convince her?

Hey, where is that banger?

That Samar!

Oh, sh*t!

Why is he up there?

You handle her, I will stop him.

The whole family is suicidal!

Naina!

Since you already know

half the truth, Naina,

let me tell you the whole truth.

Otherwise, I would rather

Hey! What do you mean otherwise?

Have you gone crazy?

Get down! Come on, get down!

That's enough, Samar,

you can't fool me any longer.

This marriage is sick.

Do you get it? It's sick.

Naina, please get down. Naina!

You are wearing heels!

What if you slip?

Do something, Rishabh!

She is going to jump.

He is going to jump too!

He didn't go up

there to steal food!

You want to jump, right?

Then jump!

Are you encouraging him to jump?

What else can I do?

I betrayed you, Naina.

But because of my weakness.

Not because I wanted to fool you.

If you really think

this marriage is sick,

I would rather not live anymore.

I love you, Naina!

- Where did he fall?

- He's alive!

He's stuck in the canopy!

You could have died!

They made so much noise,

I am sure someone must

have woken up.

Are you crazy?

You're worried about the noise?

Just look there.

A man is trying to explain to his wife

why he did the dirty with

his father-in-law's girlfriend.

Don't you think it's weird, Samar?

You want me to believe

that the man

who slept with a woman

to get promotions in a company

In that same company,

he met another woman,

who he married

but didn't use that marriage to get ahead.

How did they get here?

- Who?

- Don't turn around.

Rashmi's family is here.

Rashmi was your first wife.

That's Vartika's family.

- What did I say?

- Rashmi.

Yes?

I have an idea,

you handle Romeo

and I will deal with Juliet.

Let's go. Come with me, sister.

Let's go. Come on!

Vartika's family woke up

because of you guys.

Vartika loves you a lot, Rishabh.

Please tell me that the escort

was truly just your patient.

Even if we do find Rishabh here

what can he do in this situation?

Exactly! Let's call the cops.

- Kabir bhai.

- Yes?

I am sorry.

- Whatever I said

- Oh, shut up!

Your issue is that you

want everything instantly.

You made a mistake.

Apologize honestly and let the

other person handle it.

You want to be forgiven immediately.

You need to give it time.

You need to show

her your whole life

that she is the only

one who matters.

That is how you apologize.

Understand?

What happened?

A hug from a g*y man doesn't

make you uncomfortable anymore?

What is Rishabh doing here without

Vartika, Harpreet and the others?

She didn't tell us

anything either.

Why is he looking for me?

Dad! What happened?

Child, that

What are you doing with Naina?

We were out for a stroll.

But we weren't alone.

They are here too.

Why is his wife

taking a walk with you?

What happened?

Listen, I got a call from

Varun's dad, he is missing.

What?

I explained it to him for two

whole hours but he still ran away?

So he told you he wants to run away?

- When?

- Why don't you ever tell the truth?

Haven't you had enough truth tonight?

Oh, God, that smell

Why did you bring this drunk with you?

This drunk doesn't want

to be with her husband.

Why don't any of these wives want

to be with their husbands?

Oh, Mom! Can we please focus on Varun?

- Exactly!

- Guys, guys, let's focus.

Let's find him, okay?

Whoever wants to come with me

can do so otherwise suit yourself!

You have been

driving for 25 minutes!

The ceremony is in three hours,

where are we even going?

Even the runaway's Father

doesn't know where he is.

How am I supposed to know then?

I am driving to the airport.

We might get lucky and find him.

Just a thought.

If he doesn't want to get married,

is it a good idea to force him to?

Hey, shut up!

You wasted 40 years of your life

thinking about right and wrong.

And the rest of you were going

to end your marriages, right?

Why are you out here trying

to save someone else's wedding?

Are you suddenly a therapist now?

Why don't you try saving

your own marriage first?

You shouldn't be talking.

You made us play this terrible game

for the story of your book.

Isn't that enough?

How did you know about my story?

Just like I know that there is

no bartender named Andrs.

I didn't do anything.

I just lied because--

I know you lied. I do it every day.

I have a PhD in lying.

Lying doesn't bother me.

It bothers me

if you don't love me anymore.

But I know you do love me.

Because you have been trying

to be a mother to my daughter

for the last six years.

Not Andrs.

Bhaiya, you missed the airport.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

You moron!

He is not on the roof of the airport.

- Look down there.

- There he is.

Where?

There.

Should we come too, bhaiya?

He is leaving town because

he is afraid of getting married.

If you talk to him he might

just leave this world.

- Who is it?

- Dr. Malhotra. Skin Specialist.

Wait a minute, Vartika.

Let me tell you this story.

When Rishabh was in Mumbai

coincidentally Varun was there too.

Rishabh bhaiya?

Hi!

Excuse me.

Varun! When did you get here?

I have been here

since yesterday.

Actually, me and my friends

came here for my bachelor's party.

Don't worry, I didn't see you here.

Actually, bhaiya, I wanted to plan

something fun for my friends tonight.

You know? But I can't book that.

Your sister-in-law checks

my phone and bank statements.

Whose sister is she after all?

Varun made Rishabh promise that

he wouldn't tell anyone.

I wasn't going to tell you either.

But if you picked up that call

there would be a misunderstanding.

May I have your attention, please?

They say that no wedding

is complete without drama.

And you all know that this

wedding had a lot of drama.

But the reason

for the happy ending of this drama

is my first son-in-law.

Rishabh. Dr. Rishabh Malik.

Thank you.

Hello, everyone.

Since this morning,

everyone has kept asking me

what I said to Varun

to make him come back.

I just asked Varun if he is okay

with me running away with him.

Liar! Liar!

No, I am okay fine.

I am lying.

I have my own weaknesses.

Just like Varun.

He was afraid of making such

a big life decision.

But his wife Radhika

understands his weakness.

That is why she was still willing

to marry a man who ran away.

Actually,

a marriage is not just scary

on the day of the wedding.

It gets worse once you are married.

I think the advertising line

for weddings is to be blamed.

If someone says that you have

to stay together forever,

then of course you will be scared.

Friendship, love, companionship,

if all of these had a similar

advertising line

then we would be

afraid of them too.

But the truth is that is

all there is to a marriage.

Some friendship, a bit of love,

some companionship,

- and--

- And a little bit of sex!

Yes, but not a little bit.

A lot of sex.

A wedding does not mean

that now that Varun

belongs to Radhika

he will have to make

excuses to meet his friends.

Or now that Radhika

belongs to Varun

she will stop being attractive

to every other man.

It is not an ownership.

It is just a partnership.

The marriage papers

that they signed,

the rings that they exchanged,

and the mangalsutra

are just symbols.

They will all be sitting

in the cupboard tomorrow.

But what they will have

is their relationship.

The locker will protect the papers,

the rings, and the mangalsutra.

But you both will have to protect

your relationship yourself.

People around you, the world,

family, and society

will have their own opinions.

But make sure you listen to

the voice that is closest to you.

The voice of your partner.

I love you both. God bless you.

Thank you.

Is your father sick?

No. Nothing.

I am sorry, baby.

I truly am.

Suresh.

Go to the office

and tell Malti ma'am

that she accidentally

received a necklace.

Sir actually bought that

necklace for your wife.

So she should give it to you.

Thank you, sir! Thank you.

If she refuses,

then tell her to call me.

So

Komal was hot.

That's enough. Stop taking revenge.

I am sorry.

Revenge?

I was thinking about showing

you pictures of my exes tonight.

And they will all be topless.

And then we will both

get super drunk.

Again?

Why? Do you have an appointment?

No

No

Oh, so you can make coffee too?

It was terrible the first time I made it.

Then I tried again.

I think it's better this time.

We should all give things

a second chance in life.

I think it's very good.

What if it's still not good

the second time?

Then you can teach me.

You're a good teacher.

I am a good student.

And now the student will have some fun.