04x01 - The Enduro

[bunniefuu]

So, you might be wondering

what happens after you find
the lost city of El Dorado,

get blown up, two of your parents die,

and you're stranded in South America
with a sack full of gold.

Well, let me catch you up.

First, you catch a ride back home...

...and you sleep for, like, three weeks.

And when you finally get back...

- Pope!
- Pop!

How've you been?

...you make peace with the fam...

Look at you. Come here.

Come here.

♪ If he calls you back
I will be in his way... ♪

Hey! Hey!

Stop right there!

- ...or not.
- JJ, you are not welcome here.

Where do you come off thinking

you can walk up here
after everything you did?

Mike. She's home. She's safe.

- Don't come back here until he's gone.
- Okay.

Guys, I'm sorry.

We're glad you're back, Kie,
but we need boundaries.

No.

No. Wait.

Rose, you think I k*lled him?

You think I k*lled Dad?

Rose, do you understand
how insane you sound?

Can you please just put Wheezie on?
Can I please talk to Wheezie?

Can I talk to my little sister, please?

Rose?

Hey.

Hey.

Welcome home.

And after all the loose ends are tied up,

the gold.

Twenty pounds.



And that translates to...?

This is money.

A whole lot of money.

Moment of truth.
All right.

Pin is 0-0-0-0. Enter.

- You're kidding.
- What?

Tell me that's a temporary pin.

- I thought nobody could guess.
- Change that immediately.

I'm sorry.

Here it comes.

That's me. That's me.

- Let me read it.
- Hey!

- Let me read it!
- Oh my God.

It's not even the money.
It's just the receipt.

- Okay. Okay. Our joint account balance...
- Mm-hmm.

...after paying JJ's restitution
at 10:04 a.m. on Tuesday...

Oh, come on, get on with it!

Our joint account balance is

one point one million,

seventy-two thousand,

five hundred and forty-nine dollars.

- You said mil?
- Million?

- Um...
- With an M?

That'll do it!

What?

Oh my God!

That's the craziest thing
I've ever seen on a piece of paper.

We can go on a real date.

We're so rich,
we can buy the Canadian mussels.

- Not the cheap sh*t ones.
- Hey. Hey.

You can smile, you know.

Look, this doesn't mean we're Kooks.

- Just means we have a little money now.
- Oh my God.

Okay, wait.

Hear me out. Rally truck with yellow LEDs
to replace the Twinkie for right now.

- No. I'm not getting rid of the Twinkie.
- But with solar panels, maybe?

- If it's in the budget.
- And a bigger boat.

Guys, hold on. Hold on.

It's... it's not like we can
all go off and buy houses or anything.

I mean, split between all of us,
that's about $211,000.

Minus what we owe Barracuda Mike.

Let him try and take this.
I'll mess him up.

Just gonna say it.
I don't wanna piss off the drug dealer.

Listen, if we divide this up,
we're all gonna blow it.

Wow, okay.
Why are you looking at me like that?

But maybe if we pool our money together,

we can create something
with actual economies of scale.

Like what?

- You remember the island.
- Duh.

Of course.

I mean, it was our own island,

and we built everything
from basically nothing, right?

- It was perfect.
- The best life.

That whole island just to ourselves.
All of us together.

I think we can have that again.
Right here.

JJ's property is going up
for auction, right?

So let's buy it back.

I mean, look around. A lot of land.

Deepwater access.

Unless any of you are planning
on going back to school,

we're gonna need a place to work,
a place to stay and live.

I think we can have
both of those things here.

First things first,
we get the land, right?

And then over there,
we could build, like, a surf shop.

And then maybe we can make our own dock.

- This place needs a dock.
- Ooh, what about a bait and tackle shop?

Exactly. And...
and who knows these waters better than us?

JJ, you can get a new boat
and run a fishing charter.

We can all live and sleep in the house.

Pope was the mastermind.

He saw not what it was
but what it could be.

A place where we could work
and live together.

A shop, a marina, a place to chill.

But first, we had to buy
JJ's land back from the bank.

I'd like to remind you,
the winner of the auction...

Listen up. Here's the plan.

We go up
in one-dollar increments, all right?

It's gonna take a while, but we're gonna
need to save every cent for construction.

- Pope's on point, JJ. Got it?
- Mm.

- All right.
- Don't change the plan.

...it is the foreclosure sale
of 14 Rogers Point Road.

Now, this is the old Maybank place.

Now, the bank has
an opening bid of $80,000.

- Here we go.
- Looking for 81.

I've got $80,000 going once.

$80,000 and one dollar.

Okay. One dollar more
at $80,000, one dollar...

$80,500.

- $80,500. Right here at $80,500.
- It's okay.

- Pope's got it.
- $80,500.

$80,500 is going once...

$100K flat out. Right here.

$100,000
right here to the gentleman in red...

Hey, what are you doing?

Just a knockout punch.
Knockout punch and we're a wrap.

- That's not the plan. That's not the plan.
- I got the sh*t done.

I've got 100,000 dollars right here,
is going once,

$100,000 is going twice...

$150K.

$150,000 from Mr. Zeasy.

Good to see you, Dale at 150.

Good to see you, Rog.
Just give me a minute here, would ya?

You know, uh, The Cut's gonna be
Figure 8 in a few years.

You walk away now,

you won't have to scurry off
with your tail between your legs,

and I'll, uh, give you
a little taste on the back end.

Dale, was it?

That's correct.

It's not happening, hoss.

Let's play ball.


bidder with 200, I've got 200...

I've got $775,000 bid...

This is way over our price range.

- Will you make him stop, please?
- Get him out of here.

- Hey. Please. It's too much.
- Just let me handle this. I've got it.

$775,010, right here, sir.

- $775,010 to the gentleman in red.
- Oh my God!

That's too rich for my blood, Rog.


looking for 8.

That's 775,010 is going once...

...going twice,

last and final call,

sold right here to the gentleman
in red. Congratulations.

Can you believe
they paid that much?

Those guys got fleeced.

The most expensive property in The Cut,
and it's not worth it.

Well, it is to us, sir.

If you can scurry
to your side of the island,

and stay there, that'd be appreciated.

I get sh*t done.

We got it. That's all that matters. Whoo!

- All right.
- Congratulations, young man.

- Now, where do I sign?
- 33% above market value.

Wildly overpaid.

That's, like, all the money.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I christen thee Poguelandia 2.0.

Let's turn this piece of sh*t
into our home.

Let's do it.

We're home, y'all.

Welcome to the palace.

Uh, what's the Wi-Fi password?

We're gonna have
to do this Pogue-style.

That means DIY, scavenge,
whatever materials we can find.

Look, we might have paid
a little bit over on the dirt,

but it's some of the best dirt, okay?

And we'll make it up in construction.
Because these boards right here,

if we plane them,
they're gonna be as good as new.

These are rotten as sh*t, man.

They're free as sh*t as well.

Look, not all rotten.

All right. Yeah. Thank you, Cleo.

Okay, JJ. You're right, this might work.

♪ I'm not going to smile today ♪

♪ I'm not gonna laugh ♪

♪ You're out living it up today ♪

♪ I've got dues to pay ♪

♪ And the gravedigger
Puts on the forceps... ♪

What about this old cooler?

If you can haul it off, you can have it.

Really?

Things are getting harder on this island.
Gonna need all the help you can get.

Are you sure there's nothing
we can give you for it?

Please, it's my contribution
to your little venture.

- What?
- Score.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- This way.
- Just be careful with it.

We'll take good care.

- Thank you.
- You got it.

Have a good one.

♪ So you might as well have a good time ♪

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ Sheep go to heaven ♪

♪ Goats go to hell... ♪

Yep, this is the one.

We'll take her.

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ Oh yeah... ♪

Could do something with this.

I think you only know
what to do with that.

Ooh, sails.

No way.

Yo!

- Check it out. It's coming with us.
- Yep.

I dunno where we're gonna put it,
but we need it.

- You good? You got it?
- I got it.

Watch the fin. Watch the fin.

Listen, Buffy, we just need your help
for the pilings on the dock.

- It'll only take half a day.
- No, no, no.

That's, like, two days of work.
You know how many clients I got up my a*s.

- Now you want me to drop everything?
- Hang on. Hang on. Buffy.

I got something for you.

♪ I just got paid, baby... ♪

Buff. Buff. Give that a whiff.

Kiara's home batch. A lifetime supply.

Damn.

We got a deal?

You're on.

Hey! Over there!

Let it go!

Let it go! Hey! Yo!

I'm by no means an expert, but...

- That sh*t don't look right.
- ...that sh*t does not look right.

How much weed did he smoke?

You didn't think
to maybe give it to him after?

Maybe like a reward system?

He was gonna be baking either way.
You can't stop Curry from sh**ting.

- Yo, Buff. Get it together, bro!
- Hey!

This man's an idiot.

Hey! Hey, man!

Hey! Let it go! Let it go!

Help!

Buff! Come on,
get it together. Get out!

- I need some more nails.
- Sweet.

- We do.
- You got the other end?

Yeah, I got the back...

Working on a cramp. Working on a cramp.

- Super story.
- We're cramping.

- All right, you got the other end?
- No, dude. Do that again.

- Why?
- Because it's not right, okay?

- It's fine.
- It's not... It can't just be fine.

Pope, it's fine.

It's a dock. This isn't
just like a school project, man.

- This is our dock, right? Our dream.
- Yeah.

- Yeah. It is.
- So it should be perfect.

You know what the key is here?

You've just gotta make it a little janky
and he does it for you.

I love you, Pope.

Sorry, I want my dock to be safe.

I feel safe.
I feel... I feel so safe.

- JJ, is this the right rope?
- Good morning!

- We may need to reinforce that.
- Let's take...

There you go.

- Come on. There we go.
- There it is.

- That's not how you carry that, John B.
- Ready?

Three, two, one.

Hey, watch it. Watch that there.

- You got it?
- Yeah, I got it.

Next one.

- There you go.
- ♪ Play that funky fire... ♪

Damn, that looks good.

♪ Gimme your hand, yeah... ♪

Pull away.

One, two, three.

Bring it on home, John B!

Turn.

♪ Keep it goin' ♪

♪ Keep it goin'... ♪

Perfect.

Hey.

♪ Play that funky fire... ♪

You got it?

- Yeah, the wind's fighting me.
- I got you. I got you.

♪ Play that funky fire... ♪

Tie it off.

♪ All right... ♪

Come on, get her up there!

She looks good.

Oh.

Go ahead. Give it another check.

Engines are a go.

Great.

Come on!

- There you go. That's a good one.
- All right?

- My master.
- Make sure it's not slanted.

- It's a little, but that's okay.
- Come on.

They might have to read sideways.

{n8}- Got water.
- There you go.

{n8}Got water for the bait tank.

I dunno. That's JJ's department.

- Is that it?
- Look at that.

Last thing checked.

- It looks good!
- Think we're about done.

Cool!

Hey, guys.

I think we did it.

{n8}We're in business, baby!

Wow!

Oh my gosh, this feels good!

Look at this. Look at that. Look at that.

Like, oh my God.

That boy's mad.

Captain Maybank at your service!

Now, that has a ring to it!

Nothing can stop a Pogue. Nothing!

- Whoa! That's what I'm talking about!
- Yeah!

Is he okay?

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Slide to the left, to the right...

He just never really had a home.

He's happy.

- Keep going!
- Oh!

Now do the full routine, to celebrate.

{n8}A little plié.
Now... now we do a little hot step.

- A little hot step.
- Wow.

- Slow down, you're k*lling 'em!
- Slide into it.

- Twinkle toes, all right.
- Let go into it.

Having fun?

A little bit.

- Yeah?
- What?

I love you.

We did it.

We did.

Somehow.

But we did it.

We did it!

- Get on!
- Captain Maybank!

Captain Maybank here!

It's a nice day.

Yeah.

Mm.

Guys. Boat. Boat.

- Oh snap!
- It's a boat.

Hey, hey, hey.

Guys, a boat!

- Dopey, wake up. JJ, wake up.
- Somebody's here.

- Is that a motor?
- Yes!

- Get ready.
- Okay, it's our first customer.

- It's our first customer!
- Guys, come on! Come on!

- Go!
- I got it.

- Howdy, sir!
- How you doing?

- I got your ice right here!
- And we've got bait.

Bait, beer, a fresh pot of gumbo!
What do you want?

Holy sh*t. You've got all this live bait?

- Big and small.
- Oh yeah, it's our secret sauce.

- Give me a whole bucket.
- Coming right up.

Man, beer, granny-made sandwiches.

I wish y'all had opened up sooner.

We're gonna be opening up 24-7,
my friend, so nothing to worry about.

Not actually true. We're not open 24-7.

Still working on the hours.

Hey, I'm here.

This place is the t*ts, Bobby.
They even got pogies.

A whole tank of 'em!

Just, uh, just keep the change.

- Thank you, guys.
- Come back.

- Got everything?
- Yep.

Have a good one.

- Tell your friends.
- Oh, we will.

Boys...

...that's the smell of success.

First sale, baby! Whoo!

- He said we were the t*ts.
- I know.

First dollar of our first-ever sale.

- Oh yeah.
- A new spot.

We did it!

- Hey, guys.
- Yeah?

Incoming! We're open!

- Got more?
- Keep 'em coming.

- Customers.
- All right.

- Pogies and bait!
- Pogies and bait!

It really worked.

It was what we all wanted.

It wasn't gold. It wasn't treasure.

It wasn't even adventure.

And some of us still had dreams.

Kiara still wanted to save
the dolphins and the turtles.

Pope was planning on going back to school.

But in the meantime, for all of us,
we were just working. Together.

- All right. Let's bag 'em.
- Yes, ma'am.

♪ Or at least I seemed to be ♪

♪ Well, I read an old quotation ♪

♪ In a book just yesterday ♪

♪ Said, "Gonna reap just what you sow" ♪

♪ "The debts you make, you have to pay" ♪

And when
we weren't running charters,

we were catching dinner.

Or growing it.

And maybe growing some other things.

♪ I recollect with a-mixed emotions ♪

♪ All the good times we used to have ♪

♪ But you were making preparations... ♪

It was all of us, together.

Well, most of the time.

Oh. Sorry.

That's getting excessive.

It was like what we had
on the island, but even better.

It was home.

Treasure hunting was in the past.

Dead and buried.

We were gonna live the good life.

The simple life.

We had everything that we needed.

But what we didn't know at the time

was that nothing ever stands still.

And there were some dark secrets
hidden in the marsh.

Maybe we need a couple more grouper rigs.

They keep running out.

Popular.

Yeah, they are.

Hey, welcome in.

Uh, let us know
if we can help you with anything.

♪ And I'd surely love to kick his a*s ♪

♪ Now I'm hangin' round this old garage ♪

♪ Writing songs... ♪

What can you tell me
about the currents out at Teacher's Hole?

Uh, nasty rips.

Most locals won't go near it. Why?

Heard there's some good action
at the jetty there.

All that structure.

- Lot of places for fish to hide.
- Mm.

You're those treasure hunting kids.

I've heard about you guys.

Not anymore.

Can we help you with anything else?

Are you gonna pay for that?

- What the hell was that?
- I don't know. That was weird.

Dad did everything for us.

Everything.

He was just found
at the bottom of a cliff,

just left there like a piece of trash.

I'm so sorry, Rafe.

I won't forget you.

Anyone want fried fish?

What's the damage, Pope?

Fuse box is busted.

Without the live bait,
the fishermen won't come,

and there goes half
of our business right there.

We have enough profit to cover it,
but barely, just barely.

All right?

This is it.

The last of our Au.

- Uh, what?
- What?

Gold. It's the periodic symbol for gold.

- Why not just say gold?
- Because it doesn't matter.

This is all our savings, and it's a no-go.
This is for property taxes.

So, we're gonna have to tighten up...

...which means no more $600 in gas
chasing tarpon up the Gulf.

- Pope, that's my job.
- We were chasing a bait board.

No more $200
in heirloom tomato seeds.

What about my imported peppers?

Peppers gotta go too, baby.

I need to run the charters...

It's not the tomatoes' fault.

No, hey, guys,

if the business starts failing,
the sharks start circling, all right?

We don't even know
if your dad is coming back.

- Yeah, well, it's not his anymore.
- Doesn't matter.

What's he gonna think
when he sees all this?

Listen, if we want to save this place,

we skinny up until the business
gets afloat again. Okay?

We did it.
We recreated Poguelandia on Kildare.

We built it and worked it
and lived together

just like we dreamed of.

And I know we should've been more careful.
We should have saved.

But come on, how long were
we really gonna stay out of trouble?

What's up,
y'all Kooks and Pogues?

Welcome, welcome
to this year's Kildare Enduro.

What a fantastic day we got
for racing today.

You guys ready to burn some gas?

Yeah! Woo-hoo!

The race is kicking off soon,
so make sure you get your bets in,

and then wave your flag,
you know what I'm saying?

♪ We'll have a bunk bed by the bath ♪

♪ You'll line my mattress with nails ♪

♪ One for every time
Something psycho came out of your mouth ♪

Let's go, baby.
How we feeling, champ?

- Like I got this whole shot.
- Yeah? Yeah?

- I'm gonna win it this year. I know I am.
- Yeah, you are.

Cleo, how are we doing, girl?

Everything's all good, man.

Great.

- The girl, out.
- All right.

- Hey! Bring it home, little boy.
- You know I will.

- You got this. All right?
- I know.

- Yeah. Good luck.
- Hey, hold on one sec.

- Hold on.
- What?

- Where'd you park your bike?
- Right there. Why?

- Gotta tell you something before we start.
- Oh boy. JJ, what's going on?

- No, it's really not bad.
- Go on, then. Tell me, what's up?

Like, literally, you're gonna
be thanking me after. Okay?

So...

You know, I... I bet on me.

To win.

I know. I know. Funds are tight right now,
but I feel good this year.

So, I put in a bet on myself.

Dude, the odds are, like, seven to one!

With me on this thing,
that's like three to one.

- Hold on. Okay.
- It's free money.

- Where did you get some extra money?
- That's what I've got to tell you.

Um...

So, I went into the kitty
and bet the last nug. Okay?

Now, before you say anything,
I just gotta tell you...

Dude. Listen, I got this, man.

JJ. JJ, just stop.

Are you serious?

- Yes, I'm serious.
- That was our last 20 grand.

That was supposed to go
to property taxes for Poguelandia.

Bro, I know! Okay?

I know. I know you're about
to hit me now. I can sense it.

- I'm thinking about it.
- Save it.

Gotta commit at this point.

I got it. You know I do.

But it wouldn't hurt to have
a little backup on this one.

You know what I'm saying?

- You want me to ride?
- Just cover me. All right?

Just like old times in the backyard.
You and me? We school these fools,

and we save the farm.

You know we can do this. Easy.

Nothing to lose?

No, we've got
everything to lose this time.

- You should've told us, JJ.
- That's what I'm doing now.

Looks like
we're just about ready to get started.

So, empty your bladders.
Fill up your cups.

The Enduro waits for no one.

- What was that?
- It looks like I'm racing today.

What do you mean?

J bet the gold on himself.

What... You didn't try to stop him?

I just found out, Sarah.

What do you mean...
Is this even a racing bike?

- You can't. It's a piece of sh*t!
- I know.

If I don't help him,
Topper and Rafe are gonna go after him.

I have to block for him.

I'm sorry.

I'll k*ll him. Please be careful.

Yeah.

- Okay?
- Yes, ma'am.

Gonna be
a wild one this year, Ash.

Who do you have in this race?

Man, I've got my eyes on
my man Meatball Howell.

He's coming in hot to this race.

We've got Topper looking good.

Rafe Cameron on that fire-breathing KTM,
he could be your favorite today.

What do you want, Rafe?

I mean, my Dad went off with you
and never came back.

I didn't forget that.

See you in traffic, slick.

Check this out.
Looks like we've got a late entrant.

John B Routledge on a bucket of bolts.

He's gonna need a miracle.

Does your boyfriend ever think
before he does anything?

Never.

Like, not even once.

♪ There's something wrong
With his seeing-eye glass ♪

♪ Don't have a future
No, he ain't got no past... ♪

Seems JJ's outgunned.
What do you think?

I think we can hope
Topper has a mechanical.

Foolproof plan.

Let's go, Rafe!

You've got this, baby! Whoo!

Yo, JJ,

did you build that yourself from a kit?

It's not about the bike, bro.

You'll see.

Right. Yeah,
keep telling yourself that, Pogue.

All right, guys. Listen up.

Race is to the old buoy and back.

Other than that, no rules.

We all good?

This is for all the money and respect.

Go get it, y'all!

Whoo!

On your marks!

Get set!

Go!

Ah! Are you serious?

Let's go, baby. Come on!

Let's go, baby.

Come on.

Rafe Cameron
gets the holeshot,

beats the pack out front,

and, boy, he is blazing
down the straightaway.

♪ Moved up, but I ended up kicked out ♪

♪ And I'm gone ♪

♪ Left for dead... ♪

Come on. Come on.

Piece of... Come on.

♪ When I'm coming down ♪

Come on, John B!

Is that bike gonna make it?

Eat it, Topper.

♪ Clock ticks
And I'm sitting here waiting ♪

♪ Got an itch
But I'm never gonna turn around... ♪

It looks like
Rafe Cameron is first into the trees.

He is gonna be tough to catch in there.

♪ A sound body's not a luxury
That I've found... ♪

Yeah, Cameron's still in first.

♪ Left for dead ♪

♪ Spend my time away ♪

♪ Left for dead ♪

♪ When I'm coming down ♪

Out of my way, Top.

We got some
serious contact in the brush.

Oh, and it sounds like Topper
didn't like Maybank crowding him there.

Taught him a little lesson.

Oh, stuffed him like a turkey.

Damn it. John B, go! Go!

Come on! Come on!

♪ And I'm gone ♪

♪ Left for dead ♪

♪ Spend my time away ♪

♪ Left for dead ♪

♪ When I'm coming down ♪

It looks like
they're turning around the buoy.

We've got Rafe Cameron still in front
ahead of the group of riders.

Cameron seems to have things well in hand.

He's just gotta coast it home.

No mistakes, and he should take home
the Kildare Enduro.

There's Maybank
bringing up the rear.

Yeah, tough race for him.
Oh, he's down again in the deep sand.

Cameron and the other riders

are probably halfway back
through the trees at this point.

Not a chance
he's catching up with them.

Wait, hold on.
What are we seeing, ladies and gentlemen?

What's he doing? No, no.

Looks like
he's gonna try to jump the inlet.

That's a 50-foot gap!

Oh my God, JJ Maybank!

Absolutely full send.

No regard
for personal safety.

He has gone worst to first
and leapfrogged the entire pack.

And Rafe Cameron's closing fast.
Looks like it's gonna be chippy here.

♪ I never sleep ♪

♪ But if I do... ♪

Back off!

♪ Well, I think I'd dream
I'd dream of you ♪

♪ And if I die ♪

♪ And if I die... ♪

Get off me, man!

- They are banging! They're hitting!
- Oh!

Yeah!

Coming down the final stretch.

- Maybank is in the lead.
- Come on.

Come on. Yeah!

Cameron's close
but not gonna be able to overtake him.

Oh, mayhem, carnage! They're both down!

They're both down.
They collided just short of the finish.

And here comes
Routledge in the lead now.

Topper tight on his tail.

But oh no! Maybank is in the way!

He's opened the door for Topper.

It's gonna be Topper!

Topper takes the win!

Ladies and gentlemen,
Topper Thornton

is your Enduro champion this year.

Oh my God, J.

This was insanity.

It was carnage right there
at the end, and it looked like...

JJ. Come on.

Are you good? Are you good?

- Just get off me, man.
- Look, I tried, man.

Oh, you tried, huh?
Look where that got us.

Unbelievable.

What did we just witness?

How did that happen?

I've never seen anything
like it in all my years, Ash.

- Jumped the entire field...
- John B! Hey. Are you okay?

Yes, I'm good.

Get used to it!

What'd you say?

Hey, no, what'd you say?
Huh? What'd you say?

- Get used to it.
- Hey!

This is forever, all right?!
Y'all don't get to win.

You could've k*lled each other!

Yeah, like you give a sh*t.

You gonna k*ll me like you k*lled Dad?

Excuse me?!

What did you just say?

Sarah, how's that, uh,
Pogue life treating you?

Screw you, Topper.

Pogue for life, baby.

g*dd*mn it!

We are so screwed.

Yeah. We are.

Why are we screwed?

I'll let you tell Pope.

Tell Pope what?

Just come on. Let's go.

Tell Pope what? Hey!

♪ Quando a gente se levanta ♪

♪ Quanta coisa aconteceu... ♪

I said it.

I said it again and again.

I said don't touch the last of our nugget.
That was it.

That was the last of our savings.
Do you not care?

Pope, you saw what happened, man.

He stole it. Okay?

He cheated and he stole it.
That's not my fault, Pope.

- Do you know how selfish you sound?
- I sound selfish? I was trying to help us.

You helped us.
You just cost us everything. Thank you.

JJ, why are you making it sound
like you had nothing to do with it?

Okay, Kie Kie.

You know me. Okay?
I was gonna bet it all. That's who I am.

You should've talked to us first.

It's too risky this time.

And what were you doing?

You knew he had it
and you just let him race?

- He told me last minute, all right?
- John B, look, man.

- You were supposed to cover...
- I did cover!

You were supposed
to not take our savings...

Hey, enough!

How bad is it, Pope?

How bad is it?

We have a $13,000 property tax payment
due in seven days.

And we have zero working capital.

There is nothing. And you took
the last of our savings. So thank you.

And that was that.

We had zero working capital, as Pope said.

But that's when our luck turned.

Wait.

You guys.

- What?
- Holy sh*t.

They... they wrote about us.

- What?
- The Outer Banks Sentinel wrote about us.

"The extraordinary discovery
made by the young adventurers

has validated the existence
of the City of Gold."

- Oh my God!
- That's my name!

Archeologists
finally excavated the cave we blew up

and, suddenly, we're heroes.

It was pretty weird, to be honest.

After the ceremony,
this old guy named Wes Genrette

came up to us with a request.

I was wondering
if you would look at an item of mine.

- This is a captain's log.
- Who is the captain?

Blackbeard.

He invited us
to his private estate

to discuss his proposition.

So, here we are.

Eighteen months after finding El Dorado,

on our way to Goat Island,

back in the G game.

Do you guys know anybody that's been here?

- 'Cause I don't.
- Nope.

Hey, Sarah, you must know
somebody who's been here, right?

I mean, like, all Kooks,
they... they know each other.

- They go to the same parties.
- Are you kidding me?

- You've heard the rumors, right?
- Oh yeah, about the daughter.

I mean, that she drowned with her baby?
That's what I heard.

I heard that too, but I heard that
she was possessed first or something.

And then I heard
that was all bullshit because... What?

- Okay. Why are we doing this again?
- We need the money.

This place's been around for 200 years,

and they still don't have a road
that doesn't go underwater twice a day.

You check in
and you don't check out.

Afternoon, sir.

Welcome to Blackstone.

So, uh, what have you been digging?

Ditches.

Ditches.

At least it's not graves.

All the same to me.

- What?
- Why would he say that?

Uh, so how long have you been working
for Mr. Genrette?

As long as I can remember.

There.

Okay, thank you.

Hello!

Anyone home?

Hello, anyone home?

Maybe?

Oh, just a little quick FYI,
they drug you before they chop you up.

So, don't eat or drink anything.

Not funny.

Yeah, guys, I think
I've changed my mind about this one.

- I... I really don't wanna be here.
- Can we go?

- I admit the risk-reward is very off.
- Hey, someone's coming.

Hi.

I'm sorry to keep you waiting.

It's quite a big house, and I'm...
I'm afraid the servants have all gone.

All except, uh, good old Demp.

I just can't seem
to get rid of him.

Uh, you must be the... the Pogues.

The Great Seekers.

Yeah, I... I don't know about that.

Oh, now, don't you be modest.
I've read of your adventures.

It's quite thrilling.

Uh, come in. Come in.
I... I'm the son-in-law.

Chandler Groff.

Wes was really, really hoping you'd show.

He's been waiting.

Yeah.

Pleasure. JJ.

Want to go, Pope?

After you, Great Seeker.

Right.

Well, I'm not going last, so...

Hi.

Come on in.