01x16 - Superman vs Batman

[bunniefuu]

what have you done to her you animal we

Ordinary People May lack your great

speed or your X-ray vision Superman but

never underestimate the power of the

human mind I'm afraid it takes more than

a few smoke bombs and an expl*sive in

your small intestine to beat me you

know oh sunlamps wonderful Let Them Burn

for a few thousand years and I might get

a heat

rash good God how did you do that how

did you get so

strong not that it matters of course a

well-placed blast of heat vision and you

don't really get it do you you don't

have heat vision anymore

Superman strange visitor from another

planet last son of a Dying World

everything they needed to defeat you

could be found in those two phrases

Superman building solar lamps to

simulate the Rays of your native Red Son

was Lex Luther's idea in case you were

wondering run Superman get out of the

light and your powers come

back

you never should have come here Superman

you should have died in your own world

and kept your alien fingers out of human

Affairs Diana can you hear me please

listen carefully because what I'm about

to ask you is our only chance against

him now I know breaking the lasso is

going to hurt but there's really no

other way we're going to beat him Diana

as your oldest and dearest friend I'm

begging you to do whatever it takes

[Music]

here Wonder Woman No get the hell out of

my way little man he's using you you

don't understand all he cares about is

the

power no more tricks Batman no more

solar lamps or magic lassos just a few

hours brain surgery and a job in a

Moscow bank for you now tell me who sent

me up come now Superman surely you know

I'd rather martyr myself for the cows

than end my days as one of your

ridiculous Superman robots why else

would I have swallowed a b*mb before you

and I went Head to Head oh and by the

way it was Peter who betrayed

[Music]

you Superman are you

okay I

I found the generator just like you

asked me to and tossed it into the

Norwegian sea but I think I might have

hurt myself when you made me snap that

cord it was like I don't know something

just kind of Switched Off in my head or

something I mean

Peter

oh