01x05 - Episode 5

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please be my scroll please be my scroll

please be my

scroll I thought just showing up looking

like me would do it just looking like

the squirrel Queen imitating me would

get one of these yokal to stand up or

run or bow or something but

nothing there's absolutely a scrolling

in here could be anyone my heart is

about to explode out of my chest but I'm

not going to do anything I'm going to

stand here blank-faced I'm going to let

him reveal himself come on I'm the image

of your Squall queen I'm Jessica Drew

I've k*lled your friend I'm the face of

your fail react freak out run for the

hills okay that didn't work

exactly let's try kuk

Kaviti you are under

arrest hey okay so it's completely your

call how this

goes okay now we've got ourselves a

party I know you're thinking okay

Spiderwoman versus the big giant super

skrull this will be fun we saw her do

this before we know she's about to beat

the holy hell out of this

guy well I hate to break it to you but

the last scroll I went up against had

been tortured by professional

torturers it had been stared and beaten

yeah now would be the time to leave

people that scroll was out of it and it

still took everything I had to beat

it this guy this guy is military trained

ready to go fired up and a little

drunk let's not forget the

drunk I think the deciding fact on just

how badly I'm about to get my a*s kicked

all depends on just how drunk he

is oh man you k*lled my brothers in arms

you

did may your Gods abandon you as mine

have

me may you feel what this hell is like

I'm not being defe I'm being

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realistic he just got the goods on me I

don't know what I was thinking coming

here you have no idea the hell we've

been through sorry I can't muster the

sympathy seems the hell I'm in has a lot

to do with you all the training in the

world only gets you so much and I don't

have unlimited ven

juice Dam don't know how much longer I

can do this little

dance

you blame who me

die she blames me for

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this do you want to know why our Queen

chose your

form do you want to know why she knew

she could replace

you you know

what I actually would like to know

it's kind of why I came all the way

out it's why I'm

here I should run I

should the reason we knew you could be

switched for one of us is that of all

the people in the world we discovered

that no one on this entire planet cares

enough about you to notice you at

all and of all the things that went

wrong with our

Invasion that was the one thing we were

absolutely right

about

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well it looks like you were wrong about

everything

then

yazu they're Scrolls they're all Scrolls

not the aventures not Wolverine or M

Marvel Scrolls and they're here to do

their final number on me okay okay I'm

crazy sure but I have every right to be

tell me why I shouldn't be crazy and my

scroll detecting watch tells me nothing

CU there's a big scroll right in front

of me a big scroll Warrior

who runs

away uh was that the

plan the plan was for him to lay down

with his hands over his head yeah I

didn't go that way did it fan out

Jessica no wao wao Jessica it's okay

it's me it's Carol no what

hey what's wrong with you not a scroll

it's her it's

Carol she used to be my best friend

before all this before hey it's me we

heard about the Thunderbolts thing we

figured you were in trouble we came to

help how did you hear honey it made CNN

we got here as fast as we could don't I

can do it what is this what are you

doing all the way out here are you

scroll hunting damn right I am and you

couldn't call me you don't think I want

a scroll hunt too I this is I've got to

do this myself when I was as down and

out as anyone

ever who helped me yeah I know you don't

think I'd do the same for you I know in

a second I know you don't I do now yes

you do how the hell are we supposed to

find him now he's right could be anyone

in the

crowd is that how

yes where'd you get it Santa can you get

me one too please everyone guys I'm

having a hard time tracking in all

this if any of you are Scrolls please

raise your

hand thank

you please step back and let us do what

we can came here to do move uh

guys walk away from here or I will k*ll

all these

humans actually I've got a better

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idea got you you son of a [ __ ] we take

care of our

own

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die

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okay they're not

Scrolls who are you working for now

agent brand yeah you know her I do

something to do sure but going hunting

like this it's a Nowhere Road I would

have had it no doubt but you went there

to get a beating no took me a long time

to learn this there's nothing wrong with

going out and doing what you got to do

nothing at all but when you're lost you

come home you don't run

away I I don't know who I don't know who

my friends are exactly anymore look

around you you do

now hey I know you're feeling screwed

over I get that but I promise you I'm

still the most screwed over person in

the history of the

universe

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