06x27 - Episode 27

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NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother ."

The friendship took control of the house once again.

JULIE: Congratulations, Ivette you

are the new Head of Household.

NARRATOR: Ivette immediately went after the last two members

of the Sovereign Alliance.

I nominated Janelle and Howie.

NARRATOR: But Janelle was the prime target.

I've been wanting Janelle out of the house since week one.

And I promised Cappy that I would

take her out of this house.

NARRATOR: At the veto competition--

Yikes.

NARRATOR: --the sovereign two fought

hard to stay in the game.

Janie.

[inaudible]

[whooping]

NARRATOR: Janelle prevailed--

The golden power of veto

NARRATOR: --sending the friendship into a panic.

I told you guys we need to get rid of that b*tch

a long time ago.

The minute I walked out there I said,

the b*tch is gonna kick a*s at it.

Everybody feared James, I fear Janelle.

NARRATOR: Janelle was torn on what to do.

I don't want you to leave.

NARRATOR: But at the veto ceremony,

she chose to keep herself in the game.

I have decided to use the power of veto on myself.

NARRATOR: So Ivette nominated one of her own as a pawn.

April.

NARRATOR: Eager to keep the Sovereign Alliance alive,

Janelle and Howie set up a plan.

You are in a position now to win a lot of money.

If you left Howie and Janie in this game, and one of us

win the HOH over Maggie next week,

you're not getting voted off.

If they're your true friends, they'll be friends

with you outside of this house.

NARRATOR: But when the vote was announced--

Howie, it's official, you've been evicted

from the "Big Brother" house.

All right.

Love you, Howie.

Love you guys.

NARRATOR: Janelle was left to continue her fight alone.

At the Head of Household competition,

Janelle regained the power.

JULIE: Congratulations, Janelle.

With seven points, you are the new Head of Household.

NARRATOR: Who will Janelle nominate for eviction?

With $, at stake, will the friendship

break apart, or stay strong?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother ."

[theme music playing]

JULIE: Houseguests, the votes are in, and we have a tie.

Ivette, as HOH, you must cast the deciding vote.

April, you're a wonderful friend.

Howie, you've brought me so many laughs in this house.

You've had great friends in this house, and you've done so much.

But unfortunately, I have to evict you, Howie.

JULIE: Howie, it's official.

You've been evicted from the "Big Brother" house.

I have no regrets on my decision at all.

Howie was very sad to leave the house.

And his eyes kind of got watery.

It's so sad to see Howie leave the house.

April, win it for Jen Jen.

It was so sad seeing Howie leave.

I mean, I know he went through a psycho spell

for a couple of days there, but Howie was a ball of fun.

He has a great personality.

And I feel like I'm kind of the girl version of Howie.

Janie.

Win it for you, me, Ray Ray, Kaysar, Mikey.

I will.

[tense string music playing]

Howie.

You were the best.

Yeah, I was, probably.

You're a beefcake.

You were taught to ignore pain.

To ignore eviction.

Howie was my soulmate in the house.

We were really close, because we've been in here

the longest together, you know.

He is like, always, like, you know,

like, my cheerleader and stuff.

He's always, like, giving me motivational speeches

and everything.

It was really awful to see him leave.

You guys be nice to Janie, now.

[imitating cat shriek]

As much as I'm never going to hear--

[IN MOCKING TONE] oh, Howie, you big beefcake.

Janie, you cupcake, oh, oh --even

though I don't have to hear that anymore,

Howie is just a funny guy.

I'll see you guys soon.

Bye.

Tell Bo I say hi.

Tell everyone I said hello.

- Love you, Howie. - Love you guys.

[kissing noise] - We love you, too.

- Bye, Howie. - Bye, honey.

Bye.

Oh, wow.

I'm going to miss Howie so much.

And it's just really sad to me that I'm the last one left

in my alliance, and I have, like-- it's three against one,

basically.

It sucks.

Oh, it's going to be so quiet.

Howie's not here.

That is so strange.

Howie's the first thing you noticed when you

walked in this game, was Howie.

Good luck to all of you, because this is completely out

of my hands.

Final four.

The correct answer is, after.

Congratulations, Janelle.

With seven points, you are the new Head of Household.

Ivette, please hand Janelle the key to the--

I'm winning, Howie.

I yelled to Howie, because he--

I know that he wanted me to win it so bad.

He wants-- you know, he wants to see the Nerd Herd go down.

He wants a Nerd Herder coming to the jury house this week,

and he's going to get that.

There you go, Janelle.

Thank you, guys.

You're welcome.

Final three.

I made the final three.

I won.

What can I say?

We should have evicted her in week one.

I mean, we can't say anything when someone

wins something fair and square.

It's kind of like, you knew it, and I didn't.

So, congratulations.

And your mother said you wouldn't

make it past the first week. - I know.

And now you're in final three.

Congratulations, seriously.

Janelle has been pretty much hated,

trashed, put up for eviction, and she continues to play

and still be in this house.

Can you top her?

No.

Howie's going to be so proud of me.

Yes.

He is going to be very proud of you.

That's sometimes what you end up doing it for.

Janelle knows she's wanted.

And the only way for her to stay in this game

is to win the competitions.

And, I mean, she deserves it.

She won it.

She won it fair and square.

I can't believe I'm going to be

competing in the final three.

That's awesome.

That's awesome.

That's like the ultimate challenge

[interposing voices]

--always wanted.

It's like been my dream to do the final three.

You get to beat twice.

Just think, we each have a one-in-four chance.

Yeah.

I think all three of them are worried about being nominated,

and they should be.

The nominations are important, because it causes

mistrust within the group.

And they think they're so tight but, you know,

whoever's voting does have to pick one or the other.

This is their biggest nightmare.

So sorry.

I did so bad.

But you know what I said, whatever's supposed to happen,

let it happen.

Worst-case scenario just did.

Now people are fighting to stay here,

and so it might not be too pretty.

You know, I love these girls.

But you'll definitely see some claws come out this week.

The only person voting this week

is the person not nominated for eviction.

That will be me, Ivette, or Maggie.

And we're going to have to vote one of our own out.

[funk music playing]

But I can't wait to have sex with Matt.

[laughter]

I think everyone has gotten really horny in the house,

but April has been the most vocal.

It's going to be three months for all of us.

Three months.

We had sex in a phone booth in the club.

Oh my God, he had me pushed up against that thing,

and people were going to the bathroom like--

Kinda horny.

I think it's because I haven't had sex in a while.

Ooh, I'm horny and I can't wait to see Matt.

Oh, my God, I feel like a virgin again.

Like, we're going to feel like virgins again.

You understand that, right?

Like, everything is--

is about getting some.

God, I get so horny.

I can't wait to have sex with my husband.

Once we get in bed and stuff, like,

I don't want to go straight to it.

Like, I just want to lay there, and I just, like, want

to, like, look at his body.

You want some of this?

Want a little party keg?

Is that what you're looking for?

It's very exciting to know that you're going to get

some love in about two weeks.

Oh, my God.

I've missed it so much.

Ready to have sex with my husband.

Hey guys, do you want to go see my HOH room?

Let's go see it.

[giggling]

Oh, my gosh.

Hey.

Peanut m&ms.

Oh, my God.

Sour Patch Kids, more Mary Kay from my mom.

My HOH bedroom was awesome.

Body wash, moisture lotion, my mom sent all this stuff.

You're so lucky.

She's so sweet.

Where are the pictures?

Oh, look.

Oh, my God, Naters.

Who is that?

The cutest thing was, my best friend from high school, Nate,

he sent me a cute little message on the photo.

It said, I believe in you, sweetheart.

It's just makes me feel so good he wrote

that message on there for me.

Is this friend of yours g*y?

I love how I pick up the vibes, I'm like--

You can tell how he's standing.

He's like--

She got a super-cute picture from her g*y friend.

But it was sweet to see that Janelle had a sweet family.

I picture your mom exactly like this,

just totally a Mary Kay woman.

Your mom's beautiful.

Look at her boobies.

Yeah, she has nice boobs.

She have boobies done, too?

Yeah.

The friendship-- we've always been talking

about our family and our dogs.

Janelle, look at me.

Ooh!

Cupcake.

Oh.

So to see that she has those things, too.

That was nice.

Oh, my God.

[squealing]

How funny is that?

That's Cupcake.

I wanna see.

A lot of the girls were just shocked at how little

and petite Cupcake is, and her little face.

She's-- she's very photogenic.

Congratulations, Janelle.

Thanks, you guys.

Congratulations.

Thank you so much.

Oh, do you guys want to sleep in here with me?

I was gonna say, you'll be the first person

if you sleep by yourself.

I invited the three girls to stay in the room with me.

Maybe we can all sleep in there if you want.

We'll put the sleeping bags and sleep on the floor.

It's not because I like them.

It's strictly strategic for me.

All right, foursome.

You'll get to see what it-- she's not going to like

it when we all get in there.

Ugh, I would die if they brought up Eric's picture.

I'd have to tell them to leave.

[piano and hand drum playing]

I was somewhat caught off guard with Janelle

inviting us to stay up there with her.

Yeah, I definitely think Maggie and Ivette were.

I bet you anything Howie told her.

Because, you want to win, you've got to make it with the girls.

Because she's inviting us to sleep in there and stuff.

Well, that's not going to change anything--

Yeah, it doesn't change.

--ever.

I mean it's like, too little too late kind of deal.

You know what I'm saying?

I respect her very much as a player in this game.

I don't like her as a person.

She came into this game, got hated right away,

and is still here.

You know what I'm saying?

It's either two of us at the end, or her and one of us.

She said her goal was final three.

She got her goal.

She never said final two.

It's a free-for-all this week.

I mean, there are only four of us.

It will be interesting to see what Janelle

does with the nominations.

Something's going to go on tomorrow, guys.

[slap bass playing]

I'm dying to be a mom.

Are we going through maternal instincts because we're ?

I don't know.

If I didn't come here, I was really going to plan

on it, already for November.

I want a little girl.

I do, too.

They're so much fun. Boys are cute, though, too.

I look like the kind of girl that would have, like,

a little boy, though. You know what I mean?

Ivette and I we're talking today,

and we both came to realize that we have something in common,

that we both want to have kids.

I would love to be pregnant.

Oh, have a belly--

perfect.

It might sound crazy to some people,

but I'm dying to have a baby.

That is my next accomplishment, and then I

will be complete with everything that I've

wanted to do in this world.

I'm telling you, I will be totally

complete once I have a child.

Do you ever look--

I always look, there's this website, like,

all the names of-- for babies.

And I like Isabelle, I think, is a good one.

Mm-hmm.

I love the name Sophia.

I think it's so pretty.

I do, too.

You do?

You know, I always look at baby stuff.

And Janelle started to say that she does the same thing, too.

And I thought I was the only freak that did that.

I even, like, have the kind of cribs I want,

and the kind of, like, stroller.

Little, tiny, "Juicy" outfits?

Yes!

I hope hers doesn't go to pre-school with mine.

That's for sure.

[IMITATING CHILD] My mommy says that I look like a Barbie doll.

Think you have patience for kids?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

I'm really good with kids.

Because I act like a kid.

Yeah, Janelle, would be a MILF.

[IN MOCK EXCITEMENT] Oh, boy, Timmy.

Oh, boy, little Randy, you boys are such beefcakes.

It's really nice to daydream.

Yeah.

I thought it was really nice.

It was great to share something with her like that,

and to know that we both are so alike.

And we thought we were so different.

And I think it was great to see that side of her.

[brief breakbeat interlude]

Yep.

We didn't sleep in the HOH room,

because it wasn't going to work out for anyone's schedule.

We know Janelle likes to stay up extremely late.

We also wanted to be able to discuss some stuff that I

still don't feel comfortable talking

about in front of Janelle.

Night time is, like, our time.

This is our last week together.

Like, losing Eric, for me, was obviously the hardest.

[cooing]

After that point, we went so long in this house--

so long.

To be honest, I think this is the longest

an alliance has made without turning on each other.

I really do.

We made this alliance the second week.

Our alliance has dominated.

Why weren't we calling this an alliance a long time ago?

[UPLIFTING ORCHESTRAL SCORE PLAYING]

Right.

Yeah, we enjoyed each other, and then said,

hey, we enjoy each other so much,

why don't we keep each other around?

Yeah.

We didn't even have to say it.

It was just a done deal.

That's why I think what we've done is groundbreaking.

I really do.

Because they formed their alliance,

and they didn't even--

they didn't enjoy each other's company.

We formed a family.

Each of us had a different role in this family.

It's been something pretty frickin cool.

What are you guys doing?

[record scratching sound effect]

I really don't think anyone's going to go out of their way

to kiss butt to Janelle, because her goal was

to make it in the final three.

Janelle's made it in the final three,

and I'm sure she could give a rat's butt who goes with her.

I'd step on the four, and I knew it was after,

and I'm like.

I almost fell over on one.

Yeah, my leg was shaking.

I almost fell over.

You never get nervous, though.

How do you know?

Because you're very cool, calm, and collective.

So, that doesn't mean I'm not nervous.

My reasoning for warming up to the Nerd Herd

is not because I like them.

It's strictly strategic.

Ivette's told Howie that I have an evil heart.

And it's not true at all.

I have a very warm heart.

I'm a very giving person.

Not like mine.

Mine's cuter.

I'm definitely thinking about the jury now.

And I feel that if I am a good person in their eyes--

because that's what they want to vote on --and, you know,

one of their friends screws the other one over,

hopefully I can swing a vote or two.

He got ran over.

I didn't know that.

Yeah, it was--

He got ran over by my-- my neighbor.

When I came home, he was already out of the bed,

like walking around.

Like, he was, like, fully recovered.

It was like a miracle.

I was like, wow, she's really human.

And I enjoyed that conversation with her.

I'm very confused about Janelle.

[funky drums and bass]

We'll all gather.

Everyone come in the living room.

Janelle called everybody into the living room

to look at the plasma screen.

My hands are sweaty.

OK.

[video playback]

Hello, I'm Charlie Sheen.

I'm Jon Cryer.

And I'm Angus T. Jones.

Now, I don't know how long you guys have been

locked in this house, but we're on a show

called "Two and a Half Men."

And another thing you might have

missed the Boston Red Sox finally

beat the Curse of the Bambino.

Back to our show, the three of us live in a house

together, much like you guys.

Boy, would I like to vote one of us out.

Charlie, don't talk about the kid like that.

Who says I'm talking about the kid?

OK.

Let's roll that clip. - Check it out.

[VIDEO PLAYBACK WITHIN VIDEO PLAYBACK]

Some side effects include headaches, blurred vision,

and high blood pressure.

Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

Dad?

Yeah.

Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

Well, Alan, do you?

Um, Jake, what do you know about erectile dysfunction?

Not much, it's something to do with your p*nis, right?

Right.

And they say one out of three guys gets it, and mine's fine.

So it's got to be one of you.

Not me.

[MUSIC - JET, "ARE YOU GONNA BE MY GIRL?"]

Ever wonder who was the first guy to put pineapple on pizza?

I bet he was g*y.

No straight guy is going to say, know what this pizza could use,

a pineapple ring.

But God bless him, it's good.

If I had gotten married after every weekend

of hot, sweaty debauchery with a virtual stranger, you'd have--

well, many more stepfathers than you already have.

She knows what she's talking about, Alan.

Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, dad.

Hey, Judith, how was your week?

Just fine. Bye, honey.

Bye, mom.

Hey, thanks for bringing him by.

Oh, bite me, what the hell went on here last weekend?

What are you talking about?

When I brought him home Sunday night and served him dinner,

he tipped me with a $ chip from Caesar's Palace

and told me I had a nice rack.

[dance music playing]

What a horrible day.

Tell me about it.

Show of hands--

who spent their day pre-soaking the shorts

of a kid who leaves more skidmarks than a getaway car?

That's what I thought.

Now, if you ladies will excuse me,

I have three buses to catch.

I'll bet she catches them by hand.

What-- what college did you go to?

Princeton.

That's amazing.

What's your degree in?

[makes loud farting noise]

Behavioral Psychology.

We've done a terrible thing.

Yeah.

If only there was a magical liquid

that could erase bad memories.

[ROCK AND ROLL THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

You were really funny.

Right back at you.

Don't you just hate alliances?

OK.

It's time for another America's Choice.

The "Big Brother" fans were asked which of you houseguests

that they wanted to come down to our set,

watch us tape our show, and hang out with us backstage--

all three of us.

And the winner of America's Choice is Janelle.

What?

There's a limo waiting for you outside.

[shrieking]

There's a limo.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Congratulations.

Holy schamoly.

Wow.

Are they serious? - Yes.

There's a limo.

You get to leave us.

No way.

You get to go outside of these walls.

Oh, [inaudible].

Oh, you guys.

[interposing voices]

So that means you're going to give one of us the Bahamas

and one of us the plasma TV, right?

No.

Crap.

OK, go-- go behind the scenes.

After Charlie Sheen announced that I

had won America's Choice again, I was absolutely floored.

Oh, I get to meet Charlie Sheen.

She was two for two on the safes, and three for three

on America's Choice.

Yeah.

You guys, I love you.

Congratulations.

I love you guys.

I'll be back.

Tell them we said, hello.

I will.

[dance music playing]

Bye.

Careful.

Take one step.

It's the three b*tches.

We're all together, hey.

I just felt like a crappy person.

Like, I thought my mom raised me well,

in, like, the things that I do.

April.

It's just amazing.

It's TV.

I think we're such good people.

I know, but you feel like-- you feel like you're

such a piece of [muted].

You're going to tell me that America doesn't love a nurse

from Las Vegas that has been dating the same guy for seven

years who's a firefighter?

You're gonna tell me that America doesn't love

the country girl from Texas?

And then there's you.

I mean, how can you not love you?

You know, everything about--

You're the spicy Latina.

[interposing voices]

I'm just-- you know what I'm saying?

- I know. - We know.

I'm constantly doing unselfish acts, from pawning myself--

We know that.

--to-- and you're going to tell me that we're not looking.

You didn't see?

We have pictures of all of our family up.

We talk about our families--

That's not--

--constantly.

--do you know what I'm--

That's not the game.

--it's not the game.

We have these hearts, and--

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

[funk music playing]

Two and a Half Men.

I can't believe I won America's choice again.

I love America so much.

They're so generous.

[giggling]

I'm sure they're all talking about it right

now at the dining room table.

So the fact that Kaysar got put back in this house

boggles me.

The fact that Janelle got a phone call from Michael

boggles me.

And now, she got the day off?

I'm seen as trash.

I mean, forget about me--

you guys.

No, don't forget about you.

You're a wonderful person.

But I'm just putting you guys up even more in the running,

because--

She's a c*ck waitress--

Who all--

[interposing voices]

--who only talks about how the only way she'll go out with

a guy is if he makes $,.

And she gets--

She gets rewarded for it.

One girl is taking on three girls,

and making us look like idiots.

She's playing with us like fiddles, do you get that?

I've never said

I need to--

--that I hated anybody in this house.

I hate Rachel, I hate Howie, I hate Janelle.

I hate that son of a b*tch so much.

I hate that son of a b*tch.

I walked in here the second day and she picked on me?

That's why I couldn't stand her.

I've got to clean up after her.

Better believe I'm--

I can't stand her.

I don't give a [muted].

Do I think she deserves the money?

Absolutely not.

I don't think she deserves it at all.

Yeah. I don't either.

She might have played this game wonderfully as far

as competition, as far as manipulating guys, as far

as lying, as far as hiding behind strong players,

or hiding people to do moves for her.

Everything that the game is about,

she probably played-- played wonderfully.

But she had no morals, and not a bit of a soul in this house.

And I'm not rewarding her for that.

Because, to me, you've got to make people's stay

pleasant in some way.

How can America like a girl--

are you-- are you taping this?

Yes, they're always taping, so be

very careful with what you say.

[mid-tempo dance music]

Hi.

Welcome to the set of "Two and a Half Men."

Oh, thank you.

Come on in.

All right.

[funk music playing]

Hey, Janelle.

Hi.

Hey, I'm Angus from "Two and a Half Men."

Oh my gosh. Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

You're so cute.

Thanks.

I was just going to give you a tour to the stage.

There's the audience.

"Two and a Half Men." - Wow.

They're starting to load in.

And it comes apart and all that.

So you can, like, sh**t through the walls.

That's awesome.

And it actually works.

Not many stages have actual working fridges.

- Really? - Yeah.

I like it.

See it flickering?

Yeah.

That's actually the film going through the camera.

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Thanks for the tour.

Yeah, no problem.

It was nice of you.

[giggling]

You know, we have lives.

Like, I have a job that I have to go back to.

You know, I have--

she doesn't.

You know, her job is talking about sex, and alcohol,

and drugs and stuff.

That's-- you know what I'm saying?

That's her job.

That's not our stuff.

We have real jobs to go back to--

credible jobs that we make a hard, honest living doing.

I do have a job in pharmaceutical sales,

to where--

Oh, no.

--other people are waitresses.

- Hey! - What?

No.

Hey!

Who I care about is my mom, and my dad,

and my brothers, and Maggie, and Maggie's family.

And Maggie's family knows the heart of gold that I have.

And my family knows the heart of gold that I have.

If you're going to believe TV, then that makes

you just [muted] of a person.

As Ivette's girlfriend, it's probably not right for me

to say that, hey, I do like Janelle.

I'm not going to get down in the dumps about it.

No, I don't care about losing that.

I-- we don't care that she won all of this stuff.

Seriously, we're just concerned about our families

having to, like, take up for us being good people.

Because apparently, we look like big fat [muted]..

Please say hello to our "Big Brother " houseguest.

Here she is, Janelle.

[applause]

Yeah.

Hey, guys.

Thank you so much. - Congratulations.

Thank you.

I did feel like a celebrity, ex-spesh-uh-lee

when I saw the fans.

[giggling]

[inaudible] Lisa Donovan.

Come on up.

They love you.

- Hi. - Hey.

Hi.

How are you?

- Good, how are you? - Good.

Good to see you.

I was, like, so shocked.

They had a shirt for me that they had all signed.

And Charlie, of course.

That was, like, really exciting for me.

Because I've always been a huge Charlie Sheen fan.

Hi, Charlie.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Then they just started drilling me

about questions about the show.

What do you do for fun?

Do you have video games?

We have nothing.

Nothing.

You don't have an iPod for your music?

No. Did I have music.

Did I have television?

Did I like the people I lived with?

All the people that I liked left the show.

Oh, really?

I stuck in there with three girls that I don't like at all.

We're going to go do our show, now.

Well, good luck, you guys.

Pleasure to meet you.

[interposing voices]

Nice to meet you.

I hope you win.

I will.

And they'll be music.

And action.

I've got a piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth.

So go brush them.

I brushed them this morning.

So go floss them.

Oh, gross.

You didn't really brush this morning, did you?

Between you and me, I lost my toothbrush three days ago.

[applause]

Ah, it was amazing.

They signed this awesome shirt for me.

Each of the cast members signed it.

I think I'm going to wear it when

I get back so I can make the Nerd

Herd even more envious of me.

I just want to thank America once again for being so

supportive of me in this game.

I really appreciate it so much.

[disco music playing]

Hi.

[squealing]

Hello.

We knew there was going to be a shirt signed.

How was it?

That was fun.

[interposing voices]

They all signed the shirt for me.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that is so cool.

I got the tour of the whole entire set by the little kid.

Yeah, he came up on a scooter and stuff.

That's sweet.

Yeah, and I was like, oh, my God.

You're so cute.

When I came back in the backyard,

I don't know if they were that excited to see me.

And I wasn't that excited to see them, either.

But I did like--

I enjoyed rubbing-- you know, my experience in their face.

I got to meet, Charlie, of course.

Was he cute?

Yeah, kind of.

There-- and there was, like, old people, too, that

were like, we love you, Janie.

Oh, they called you Janie.

That is so funny.

It was just really exciting.

Oh, God, that would've been great.

It was really nice to be out of here.

[guitar funk playing]

If I ever want to talk, like, girly, girly stuff,

I'll go and talk to Janelle, because Janelle's all about

talking about manicures, pedicures, hair, clothes,

makeup, plastic surgery.

It's fun to talk about that stuff,

because it gets your mind off the game.

[jaw harp sound effect]

Yours don't do it anymore.

[repeated jaw harp sound effect]

Now, you can feel the water, though.

Feel it.

[JAW HARP SOUND EFFECT AT LOWER PITCH]

- Yeah. - You feel it?

You probably can't feel it when it was--

I was, like, laying down, because it was hard.

You have water?

You know, I don't really feel close to them,

just because I know they hate me so much.

But it's great that, you know, we do share some similarities.

You know, obviously, April's had a lot more

plastic surgery than I have.

You said you're going to have another boob job?

I was thinking about it.

And why-- why, again?

Why would you re-- go through that?

Right, but why?

They look more natural.

Janelle was talking about how she

wants to go get her breast implants

done just to get them redone.

She's a high maintenance.

I mean, I know I've had several things done,

but it was because I had always wanted them done

for cosmetic reasons, not because I was insecure

or I felt like I had low self-esteem.

My girlfriend just had that done, and it was--

it just looked so painful.

The first day is the worst.

I guess I've just seen-- like, I've been through some

surgeries, and I've seen so many surgeries that have

complications, that I couldn't do it for the fear

of worst-case scenario.

Talking about plastic surgery does not bond me to anyone.

I'm not a huge supporter of vanity.

[breakbeat playing]

[jaw harp sound effect]

You're weird.

[jaw harp sound effect]

What?

I think you look so hot.

[reggae music playing]

Oh, you mean, like, about us?

You're, like, the only person I want to talk to, really.

OK.

Do you want to talk to me upstairs?

Yeah.

Before the nomination ceremony, I was in the bathroom.

And Janelle had said that she wanted to speak to me

and me only.

Have you, like, thought about, like, if I

put Maggie and Ivette up, you'd vote off Ivette, right?

Is that what you want me to do?

Well, I mean, that's kind of what I was hoping for, yeah.

That's what I would-- yeah.

But you would definitely vote on Ivette.

I will.

I asked April to the HOH room for several reasons,

the first one being that she talks excessively

and she gives out way too much information.

That, and the fact that Ivette and Maggie

might think that April and I cut a deal.

[hip hop drums and upright bass]

Even if April promised Janelle that she would take her,

April couldn't.

Do you see what I mean?

So there is no harm in that promise.

Yeah, but she can make a promise that if she

has to vote, she'd vote me off.

Oh, and that will take her to the final two?

Knocks me off, so there's not even a chance

of me making that money.

April wouldn't make a deal like that.

You don't know that.

I really don't think she would.

April is very loose with information.

I'm sure Janelle was not calling her

up there for fashion advice.

The only thing that's set in stone

is I know, like, obviously Ivette would vote you out,

and you would vote Ivette out. - Yeah.

That's obvious.

Yeah.

But I couldn't imagine Maggie getting rid of you over Ivette.

You really think so?

I don't know.

In the final three, if I wasn't there, who do

you think Maggie would pick, though?

Think she'd make it strategic?

See, I don't know.

It is a total toss-up with her.

I have not made any deals with anyone

outside of the friendship in this entire game.

I've never made a deal.

We could have all gone up there to talk.

I have not talked to her alone this whole game.

Why would I go do it now?

Ivette did not like April being up in the HOH bedroom.

She was kind of like, what do we have, at this point,

to talk about?

Nothing.

I'm sure Ivette is in a very uncomfortable situation right

now.

She's seeing it as me and her against April and Janelle.

Would you be mad if I nominated you?

Uh-uh.

I wouldn't be mad at you at all.

I didn't want to keep you safe,

you know, for fear that maybe they think that you

and I have a deal or something.

Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

I wouldn't want them to, you know,

attack you in any way because of that.

April's got a good way of working.

So it seems that she's not selling herself, but she is.

She's up there talking all this time.

There's no deal that could be made.

She can't hurt us.

She's probably going to tell her something

like, I'm going to save you, and you got

to promise to vote out Ivette.

I'm almost sure she'd tell hers something like that.

She can't take that deal.

Why not?

Because that'd be making a deal with the enemy.

That would cost her the money.

[BASS LINE OVER DIGITAL PERCUSSION]

Janelle called April upstairs.

She took a good minutes upstairs.

She wants me out of here, though, right?

No.

Not nece-- no.

She didn't.

She was trying to ask me who each of us would--

want.

Of course she wants that.

And I said we have not talked about it.

I didn't-- I never asked her who she

was going to put up, because I did

not think it was appropriate.

Mm-hmm.

And she did--

she never said that she was going to put up--

she never said she was going to put up you,

she never said she was going to put up you,

and she never said she was going to put up me.

But I think that--

she said she's strictly going to think strategy.

She asked who we would each--

she's like, well, if-- she gave me every scenario,

and I never--

You answer?

No.

No.

A bunch of BS.

I guess I didn't wake up and smell the coffee

sooner than what I should have.

It's benefiting her now to talk to Janelle,

to be nice to Janelle, to laugh at Janelle,

to do all these things to get herself closer to the money.

I think she talks to you because there's

a very big difference in her relationship--

like, she's never called me and Ivette up there.

She just-- she's just curious.

She doesn't know any of us.

You know what I'm saying?

So she doesn't know were we all-- we don't-- she

doesn't know where we stand.

Whether she likes you, trusts you, whatever it is,

she feels like she can talk to you about the game.

I don't go out of my way for her, you know.

I don't do any of that.

But, like, if I--

I'll say hi to her.

No, no one's saying--

no.

If I had to guess, I mean, I would think that would be

the reason she felt like she could ask me questions,

because I, you know, I don't know.

I've always been one of those people

that people feel like they can talk to.

It is a toss-up on what Janelle is wanting to do,

and who Janelle is wanting to bring

to the final three with her.

She might put me and Ivette up to see which one you go with.

And--

All right.

That puts a huge target on me.

[tambura drone over tambourine]

I see the conversation that April had

with Janelle as a huge problem.

That makes me the middle man.

So, for April to relay that to Janelle,

I think, absolutely hurt me in the game.

Hurt me in the game.

[piano over breakbeat]

One of my duties as head of household

is to nominate two people for eviction.

I just look at it as Maggie, Ivette,

and I are all up for eviction.

If I go up on the block and they decide to send me home,

that's just part of the game.

My intention on putting up the two people that I'm putting up

is to somehow split up their group of three.

At this point, I don't think it matters who's

nominated, because your only chance of survival

is winning that veto.

The person that's not nominated

is the only one that's going to be voting this week,

and that person is going to have to decide

who they want in this house.

And that's going to even create some more tension.

I'd love to win this game.

However, there is reality.

And reality is is that Janelle's HOH,

and there's a % chance that I'll be going home this week.

I have thought a lot about the fact

that April and Ivette both have partners in the jury.

That does kind of weigh into my decision,

because both the partners are probably

going to vote the same.

Hey, you guys, come gather in the dining room

for the nomination ceremony.

[slow harp motif]

[gong sounding]

[FAST TRIANGLE AND TABLA RHYTHM PLAYING]

Welcome, you guys.

This is the final nomination ceremony.

I just want to start out by saying

that we should all be so proud of ourselves

for making the final four.

I mean, I think that's an accomplishment all in itself.

I also want to say that I'm shocked that I'm here.

Since week one, I really felt that I've

been an outcast in this house.

And I've been attacked, and I've been in the block,

and I really feel that Ashlea, Michael, and Kaysar,

and Howie, and Rachel--

they've all really taken a fall for me.

And they're the reason I'm here.

With that said, I'll start the nomination ceremony.

[mid tempo pop-rock playing]

April, you are safe.

Surprise.

Thank you, thank you.

I've nominated you, Ivette, and you, Maggie, for eviction.

Ivette, even though you don't want to believe it,

my reasons are purely strategic.

And I really feel that you are a strong player,

and you don't give yourself credit.

Maggie, you know, it's strictly nothing personal against you.

It's just business.

With that said, the nomination ceremony is adjourned.

April, you can put your key in the memory wall.

I just sat back and watched Janelle talk,

and she did nothing but lie.

Like, it was all lies.

I thought her speech was very poor.

Janelle started off by saying that she has been outcasted,

and people haven't been very nice to her.

Well, Janelle has done that all to herself.

If I win the power of veto, it sucks

so much to say that I have to decide

between Maggie and Ivette.

I don't want to sound c*ck, but strategically, for me to send

home Maggie, I think the odds are definitely in my favor

that I would win this.

Power of veto this week is extremely

important, because whoever wins it is

the deciding vote, basically.

There are people that I don't want to win it,

and there are people that I would prefer to win.

So it's very important, and it's going to be pretty cutthroat.

NARRATOR: Who will win the power of veto?

And will it be used to save either Ivette or Maggie?

And who will make it to the final three?

Find out live Tuesday at :, : Central,

in a special eviction episode of "Big Brother ."

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