06x16 - Episode 16

[bunniefuu]

NARRATOR: Previously on "Big Brother ."

When Howie won head of household.

Super Bowl, baby!

[cheering]

NARRATOR: Opposing alliances united with the hope

of eliminating James.

He's a dirty player.

You've got to get him out of the way.

I nominated Sarah and James.

NARRATOR: But at the veto competition,

the plan backfired.

The Power of Veto goes to James!

[applause]

NARRATOR: And everyone became suspicious of Ivette

and James' relationship.

At the veto meeting, everything went as expected.

I'm using this to save myself.

I nominate Ivette.

NARRATOR: But no one knew who to trust.

Am I hearing from you guys that you're

thinking about where your vote is going to go.

NARRATOR: When the votes were revealed,

both alliances kept their word.

By a vote of to , Sarah, you have been evicted

from the "Big Brother" house.

NARRATOR: And James had to say goodbye

to his partner and girlfriend.

Bye, Sarah.

NARRATOR: Everyone anxiously awaited the return

of an evicted house guest.

The person America has chosen to move back inside the "Big

Brother" house is Kaysar.

[cheering]

Kaysar!

NARRATOR: And the battle for the most important HOH yet, began.

JULIE: The game has just begun.

Whoever can hold down their button

the longest will be the new head of household.

NARRATOR: Who will win head of household?

And how will Kaysar's return affect the game?

Find out tonight on "Big Brother ."

[music playing]

JULIE: If you let go of your button,

you must open one of these boxes.

Each box has a surprise inside.

Some surprises are good and some are not so good.

To get things started, I will open the first box.

Oh, God.

JULIE: Hope this doesn't bug you guys.

God.

Oh, jeez.

Why are they so aggressive?

They are a little aggressive, right?

First box, Julie opened right away, and it was flies.

There was, like, a swarm of flies everywhere.

We were scared, mostly that Beau might knock us

off from screaming like a girl.

[screaming]

JULIE: Good luck, house guests.

You had to hold your finger on the button, and you know,

you have to be the last one with your hand

on the button to win the game-- to win the HOH title.

What if there are snakes in one of these boxes?

Ashlea could be in one of these boxes.

Yeah.

Maybe a phone call home.

It could be a phone, yeah.

Could be money.

That silver one looks nice. - Money.

Oh my God.

Phone call, gold.

There was a variety of prizes that could have been

won by opening those boxes.

The temptation was definitely there to release the button

and find out what was in those boxes.

I mean, how long do you think we're going to be out here?

I don't think people will last more than hours.

JULIE: By a vote of to , Sarah,

you have been evicted from the "Big Brother" house.

Everybody in here obviously realizes

Sarah is my weak point, and strategically, I

think they thought that it would make me weaker

and maybe even make me want to give up.

So, it's my belief that their intentions were to break

me down on a personal level.

If those votes came by to , it was going to be ugly.

But the votes came back to , shockingly enough.

I was surprised because I was expecting the worst.

I do love you guys.

Love you, Sarah.

The house gave her a big, group hug.

We all love Sarah.

She was a really nice girl.

Bye, Sarah.

Say hi to Payton for me.

We'll see ya.

It was just sad.

It was, like, the reality was just, you know,

it was painful that she was now leaving.

It didn't feel right.

It was-- man, it was crazy.

Bye, Sarah.

Bye, Sarah.

Bye, Sarah.

Love you, Sarah.

- Bye, Sarah. - Have a wonderful summer.

- Be strong, honey. - Love you, Sarah.

Bye, Sarah.

Good?

I'm cool.

I don't think anyone really disliked her as a person

at all.

I think she was just leaving because she

was, you know, James' ally.

There was the six of us-- the Sovereign Six.

It's still a really strong alliance

and I think that we're going to do great in the house,

but I mean, everyone's still gunning for James, I guess.

I know.

I told him, aside from this game, I will be his friend

and I will always tell him the truth.

Ivette won't lie to me.

That's why I can talk to her.

I don't trust anyone in here but her.

I have an understanding with--

it doesn't make sense to anyone else in the house here,

but it makes sense to us.

Do you understand that?

You're just setting me up in case get HOH

and you have to nominate me. I understand that.

No.

James, I'd tell you to your face.

I'd tell you to your face.

But I'm going after the same people we all should have been

going after for a long time.

He wanted to get certain people in this game.

I was going to be OK.

I didn't have to worry about him,

and we were both going to go out there and take that HOH.

I let go, and then everybody is just, like, oh, OK, cool.

No.

Shut up.

Please.

I had Sarah's scarf around my neck,

and I covered it in her perfume.

And it was like, every time I thought about giving up,

I just sat there and I, you know, held the scarf,

took a whiff, and I was just like, this

is who I'm doing it for, because I got to get revenge.

James thinks it's one against eight in this box.

James, who would give you that idea?

Because Howie put James up, we had to make

sure that James didn't get it.

I was there as backup.

James, it doesn't matter.

You're just going to win the veto again.

- I know. - Exactly.

He's the BB all-time champion of veto.

Maybe people should just take a week off.

Oh, God.

Good to hear I'm not in the air.

- I know. - Kaysar, welcome back.

Welcome back!

House guests, when you hear the doorbell,

the winner of America's choice will be

walking through the front door.

- OK, let's go. - All right.

Can we go?

Can we go?

OK, we'll wait right here for the doorbell.

Good luck.

Good luck, Maggie.

I was really excited to think that Eric was one of the people

to come back in the house.

Oh my God, we're going to scream like little girls.

Oh my God, I can't look.

I can't look.

I can't look.

[doorbell ringing]

[screaming]

Kaysar!

[cheering]

I was just mobbed.

Next thing I know, I'm on the floor,

and I think Howie had tackled me.

I was shaking.

It was amazing.

Every single person that made the decision to basically

unanimously evict Kaysar the week before was kissing his

but as he walked through the door a week later,

all because of fear of him potentially

getting head of household.

Yeah, I really didn't care.

I want a hug!

I want a hug! I want a hug!

Congratulations.

Kaysar!

I missed you guys.

Congratulations, Kaysar.

Congratulations.

Welcome back, Kaysar.

Thank you.

Where have you been?

I've been strapped in the box, man.

It's no better out there than it is in here, let me tell you.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

I haven't seen anything.

You've got people again.

You look so different.

I know, you look different.

Getting some Botox, bro?

You look good.

I'm so glad you're back!

Oh my God!

Eric!

Oh my God.

It was absolutely devastating.

I felt like it was, you know, a personal blow

to not have him back in here.

I honestly thought America fell in love with Cappy,

just the same way I did.

And when the doorbell rang and I didn't see Cappy,

my heart just crushed.

OK, let's make an agreement.

People who've already won HOH, let off your buttons.

I would love to, guys.

But given the circumstances, I don't know if I can.

So what else did I miss?

James won the Golden Power of Veto again.

Everyone saw Beau's wiener, Kaysar.

Oh yeah.

I'm glad I wasn't here.

You would've been forced to have seen it.

- I was r*ped in the shower. - Who r*ped you?

All the girls.

All the girls.

We-- Howie first.

Howie first.

We were all hanging out in the bathroom shower area.

Beau was taking a shower.

Oh yeah.

Are you looking at him naked?

He's got a pretty big guy.

There he was, you know-- his chocolate pee-pee.

- See your pee-pee. - He's got a big pee-pee.

sh*t. - Can I look?

Can I look? - Getting washed right now.

Here, Jen Jen.

Here.

Go check out his pee-pee.

Let her look at it.

What are you guys doing?

Let her look at it!

[screaming]

I'm not ready!

[screaming]

I can't talk about that.

Is it big?

[interposing voices]

Go Jen!

Go Jen!

Jen, go!

Jennifer, do it!

I was scared. I'm scared.

Ready, go!

Just do it!

, , .

[train whistle]

[screaming]

Oh, stop it.

It's just Beau Beau.

It's pretty, and his but is so cute.

He's got a big pee-pee.

Go check it out.

Rachel and I were the only ones left,

and everyone was like, look at it.

Look at it. And I'm like, God, I'm married.

I was like, my husband's going to get so PO'd.

April, why can't you see it?

Matt's not going to care.

He's g*y, for crying out loud.

But at the same time, I mean, Beau's g*y.

It's not like I'm going to, you know, look at it and go, wow.

You've got a cute pee-pee, Beau Beau.

She's scared!

Chocolate pee-pee.

Beau's pee-pee.

Yes!

April, you know, her being the horny, married chick

in the house--

I think she went back for a second look, if I remember.

Beau's pee-pee.

Chocolate pee-pee.

[screaming]

House guests.

Yes.

We are now at the five hour mark.

[cheering]

I'm so glad we all made it.

But just a little reminder, house guests,

you're not allowed to sit or kneel.

That means no knees or butt can touch the ground.

You may only squat.

Now, you've been curious about the boxes,

so here's a sneak peek.

I'll be opening the green box, myself.

Watching this game was-- you know,

standing up was hard enough and holding onto a button.

But then I get to go in there, finally, and help

out my fellow house guests.

Howie, Howie, Howie, Howie, Howie, Howie, Howie, Howie.

[cheering]

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!

OK, green one.

The green box.

Oh my God.

Look out.

If I gross him out.

Oh my dear God.

What is it?

It's a dead fish.

pound catfish in there, and it wasn't very pleasant.

I popped that box open.

I'm like, I was out that door as quick as I could.

What if we vomit?

Oh, God!

It smells really bad.

Oh, God!

I was like, a dead fish?

Oh, no big deal.

All of a sudden, it started turning around,

and I got a whiff of that thing, and I had to hide in my jacket.

It was disgusting.

I was taught to ignore pain, weather.

Dead fish.

Dead fish!

It's raw.

After about five hours in the head of household competition,

nobody was budging.

Everybody wanted the head of household.

Everybody felt that they needed it, especially

with James still in the game.

House guests, you're now at the six hour mark.

Yay!

Which brings us at the stroke of midnight now,

and the peanut butter and jelly restriction has been lifted.

[cheering]

Tons of fresh food in the storage room, house guests.

[groaning]

That is so tempting.

There's a beer.

I had been on PB and J for the week, so with us getting food,

it was definitely hard not to take my hand off the buzzer.

Married chicks get so damned horny.

I don't.

Really?

You're a good dancer, huh, Jen?

Huh?

You're a good dancer.

Honey, she is a dancer.

You're pretty, I like that.

I want to see your dance moves.

I do, too.

I've been dancing since I was, like, two years old.

My professional dancing, I've been doing for two years.

Look at her go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, that's hot.

I love it.

Yay!

I definitely admire Jennifer's abilities,

when it comes to dancing.

She has a lot of rhythm and I just really admire that,

and I'm hoping to learn some moves from her.

This is what it looks like.

This is what it looks like.

One, two, three and four, and five, and six, and seven,

eight.

And then you start over again, and you do it until the music

stops or you run out of breath.

I love to dance, but I'm not some high caliber dancer.

You start like this when the music starts.

You always start right first.

Right first.

And then you go.

So I'm going to teach you a dance, OK?

And then we're going to start.

Everyone in this house has said Rachel is very uptight

and she needs to loosen up, and I

would say that also goes with, you know, her dance ability.

One, two, three.

What the--

Roll, like a snake.

I was having a hard time getting

this whole snake move down.

Your boobs down.

With your left.

One, two, roll, three.

Oh, forget that roll.

I can't--

Well, it had something to do with you start with your head

and you kind of move all the way down, and I don't know.

So, it's like--

Roll back.

Oh.

You've got to get the snake down before you use your arms.

OK.

OK, so you go one, two, three, four.

All right, let's cut some deals around here.

Who wants HOH this week?

Huh?

Who wants HOH-- anybody want the HOH, actually.

I do. I do.

It seemed, all in all, everyone was pretty determined

to make it to the end.

We had to make sure that James didn't get it.

All right.

And I bet that's because it's our--

Does anybody else want the HOH this week?

[buzzer sound]

Pressure cooker was a big pain in my a*s.

We all lasted at least six hours.

After seven hours, I supposedly touched the ground,

and of course, I got eliminated.

In the last moment here in the pressure cooker,

Beau's knee actually did touch the ground.

So, he has been disqualified from the HOH competition.

That's OK, Beau.

That's not fair.

It's OK.

The game-- you can't leave the box until there's three

people that are eliminated.

So, I'm stuck in there.

Beau, since you have taken yourself out

of the game accidentally, you are going

to pick the color of a box.

You'll be going over there and you're going to open it.

Martini bar!

[cheering]

He got it!

Let's see it!

Let's see it.

That's such a cute little bar set, though.

Beau won the Martini bar.

He found several small bottles of alcohol, some mixers,

a shaker, some glasses and stirrers in there,

and he proceeded to make himself more than a few drinks.

This is really good.

What better thing could it have been than a martini bar--

what Beau has wanted since he first walked into this house.

Drink.

Of all people, Beau has the liquor.

I was a little bit jealous of what he got, because we've

never had, like, real liquor in the house before,

and I love martinis.

How's your drink?

It's delightful.

I can smell the alcohol.

We know what happens around here

when Beau Beau starts to drink.

You know, all hell breaks loose.

Time for drink number two.

Got to get toasty, guys.

Beau cannot hold his liquor at all.

Shaky shake, shake guys.

Shaky shake!

He starts making himself c*ck--

Mm.

After c*ck.

That's a good one.

After c*ck.

Yummy.

And it was funny at first.

Think about it.

sh**t.

So Beau has the liquor.

But then I started to see everybody's faces,

and I was like, uh-oh.

[gibberish noises]

Could you stop slapping my a*s?

Cheers!

OK, well, Beau is going to get--

Beau is not playing the game now.

Beau is being trashed and he is burning bridges.

And I've got to put him in his place.

Beau, just shut your mouth.

You know what I'd do to you.

I told Beau.

I'm going to have to tell him again tomorrow when he's sober.

I was about to knock him out.

[gibberish noises]

I'm glad you're going out drunk, because I'm not going

any other way out but pissed.

You little cutie wutie.

I kind of don't remember what I did in the box.

I was pretty smashed.

You're an alcoholic.

You are an alcoholic!

House guests, you're bordering around the : to :

job time period.

You are now at the seven hour mark.

Seven hours, guys. Cheers!

Woo!

Getting it crazy.

This is bananas.

Janelle, I'm like, following.

April and I were dancing and dancing,

and just bent back too far or something.

[buzzer sound]

Janelle, your light went green.

Oh!

[screaming]

Janelle!

I thought I didn't let it go!

No!

And my hand came off the button or something.

I don't know, because the green light came on.

Janelle, you let go of your button,

so you've been eliminated from the HOH competition.

Please pick a colored box.

Pick a box. Pick a--

- Red. - Red or silver?

Pick a red. Pick a red.

Pick a red.

My God.

[screaming]

Congratulations.

You've received a free membership

to Netflix, the world's largest online DVD rental service.

Netflix is also giving you a DVD player

and a inch plasma TV to enjoy the movies!

[cheering]

I was so mad when I saw Janelle got the plasma screen

TV and a membership to Netflix.

She wins everything.

She's so lucky.

I hate her.

I got the plasma.

You seriously win everything.

Janelle, that's worth it.

Janelle, the Barbie doll with the love from God knows where--

she won the inch plasma TV from Netflix

with the DVD player.

Out of all these boxes left over,

the b*tch picks the plasma TV.

So far, Janelle and Beau, you are both of the competition.

The next house guest to be eliminated-- it'll make three,

and you're eligible to leave the box.

Okey doke.

Cheers!

Cheers to us!

Love it.

We're fabulous.

Live it, love it.

Live it, love it, live it.

Come on, shaker.

Janelle, I'll let go if you give me that television

thing and the Netflix.

Why would I give it to you?

Because you need-- y'all need somebody to let go.

So?

I don't want to give it to you.

Ooh!

OK.

I could have held on forever and ever and ever,

and the more I thought about it, I'm like, dude.

These people are going to duke it out

and it's going to get ugly.

I can promise her that she's safe with me if I get HOH.

I can promise her she's safe.

Same here.

Same here.

- Maggie's the only one. - Maggie.

What?

Are you going to put her up? Are you going to put her up?

Do you need to get out of here?

I've got to pee.

Are you willing to give up HOH?

Is that what you're saying?

April was the first one to voluntarily suggest that she

wanted to be out of the game.

No, April, I know you're safe.

But we numerically need you to stay in this game.

Why is it all about me all of a sudden?

Because you're saying--

Because you're the one that's been saying

that you want to go the most.

I'm staying.

I've got to pee, people.

I'm staying for a little bit.

I've got to pee!

The silver one--

I've going to pee really badly.

Hurry up.

[buzzer sound]

Oh!

April.

Oh my God.

I sear on my life I didn't do it on purpose!

Well I really-- I did it on purpose, but I was like,

oh, I promise it was on accident.

I was going to think about doing it on purpose.

I really was, but that time, I didn't mean to.

Hurry up.

I've got to pee.

And I could just tell Maggie was PO'd, and I'm

like, son of a g*n.

But I just really didn't want it,

the more I thought about it.

April, you've been eliminated from the HOH competition.

Please pick a color box and go to the front door.

I picked the orange.

[cheering]

Oh my God!

[cheering]

And I won $,.

People are like, no way.

[cheering]

$,!

It's $,.

grand.

Smells delicious.

Three of you are out of the competition.

Janelle, April, and Beau, please exit the cage.

The way the game worked is we could

only leave in groups of three.

So, if one person came off their buzzer,

they had to wait for at least two more people to come off.

Bye, guys.

Bye.

[screaming]

I love y'all.

Yay!

Y'all, don't be so excited.

Guys, I did not really do it on purpose.

I was thinking about it later.

Like, a whole minutes before that.

House guests, from this moment on, you're

going to pick one hand, and the hand you pick

will be the hand you use for the remainder of the game.

You can use any finger on the hand, so go ahead.

Get comfortable and pick your hand.

Several hours into the game, the rules

changed, and we could only have one hand on the button.

The other hand could go nowhere near the box.

[inaudible]

Ivette, you touched the box with your other hand,

which takes you out of the competition.

Please let go of your button.

I was doing great, and I guess I touched

a plastic box with my other hand, by accident,

and I got disqualified.

So I'm not a happy camper.

Pick out a color box and stand by the front door.

I don't want a box.

Ivette, it's OK.

Everyone at home is going to be really, really proud of you.

You went hours.

It wasn't only about power to me.

It was about doing it for my girlfriend

for our anniversary, and for my mom, for her birthday.

I'll pick black.

What is it?

It's the air horn.

Air horn.

[air horn sound]

Sorry, guys.

It's OK, baby.

So, it's hard when you lose, and HOH definitely means a lot.

Yeah, I had my little epiphany.

I looked over at Rachel and I said to Rachel--

I'm like, am I safe?

And I saw this hideous face, and this-- it was

literally the face of a demon.

Someone so confused by greed and so confused by

fear that it was just--

I really saw the true Rachel.

All right, guys.

This is going to surprise all of you.

But Ivette made me realize something.

[buzzer sound] - Wow.

Wow.

To see James just let go like that--

I mean, my mouth dropped.

I was speechless.

I had no clue what was going on.

Standing there, Ivette--

I saw her break down and she was crying.

It was just-- it wasn't about the game.

She's not doing this for money.

She wanted that HOH for her family.

And I wanted it for the wrong reasons.

I wanted it for revenge.

I'm so much better than that.

I was having a hard time out there, and then James let go,

and he was the biggest threat.

And there was only two boxes left, so I let go,

because I wanted to see if I could get some sort of prize.

I want the last box to open.

[buzzer sound]

I choose silver.

Guys, step back.

It could be a tarantula.

Pizza.

Pizza!

Maggie.

Rotten eggs.

[groaning]

hours with my finger on a button, and I got rotten eggs.

The final three were Jennifer, Kaysar, and me.

My goal was for either Kaysar or myself to beat out Jennifer.

I didn't trust Jennifer.

Bye, guys, good luck.

No, Jen.

What?

What?

No, you hold on.

Jen, I'm sorry.

This is t*rture, you guys.

When I cry, it's all strategy.

That was part of my strategy, and I think it kind of worked.

If you all are worried about being

put up as pawns or if someone wins a veto, then you'd be up--

I'm telling you, you're safe.

You won't be nominated.

You won't be a pawn.

You won't be put up if the Power of Veto's won.

Whatever you all want me to do, I will do it.

You're safe.

I don't care about the HOH.

You care about putting James up.

I'll put him up, if that's what you want.

[buzzer sound]

I just--

I'm sorry.

My finger just slipped off.

I was in it to win it.

I definitely did not throw this HOH competition.

Last week, eight of us--

everyone except for James and Sarah met in the HOH room,

and we made a promise.

No matter what, James will go home.

The whole house is against him, and he knows it.

I don't want him in the--

whether he's on your side, my side, or the middle,

he's dangerous. - No, I know.

- Period. - I know.

You've got to get him out of the way.

I don't think there's anything that he

won't do in this game to win.

I just really want HOH.

I'll, like, leave next week if I could just get HOH this week.

She wants HOH to get pictures of her family

and her boyfriend.

I wanted to get HOH because I wanted to personally

take James out of this game.

Who would you nominate, Kaysar?

It would have to be--

James?

Or would you back door him?

I'd back door him.

So who else would you put?

It would have to be someone from your team.

Probably, the best competitors, to make

sure that either one of you guys get the veto

or we get the veto.

We have a strong bond in my group,

and I think they would understand

and they would trust me.

We need to do it.

I need to do it, myself.

I wanted her to really, really push herself.

I wanted to break her down a little bit.

You've been up there, in there for hours now.

Half a day.

Congratulations, Kaysar and Jennie.

You've made it 'til dawn.

That is a new "Big Brother" record.

[cheering]

Go, Kaysar!

So, Jennifer, if you win HOH, what's your plan here?

Well, according to Kaysar, he wants to back door James,

so that's what I'm going to do.

Yeah, but who's going up?

Maggie and somebody.

It would have to be someone from your team.

My group will understand completely.

So, Jennie, I'll have your word?

We're back dooring James because we're all after James.

You swear on your life?

Swear on my life.

Hey, Jennie.

[buzzer sound]

Thanks, Kaysar.

[cheering]

Nice job. You're right.

I'm not letting go.

I don't want to let go.

[cheering]

Kaysar and I made a deal.

That's why he took his finger off the button--

that we might have to nominate two people from my group

this week as pawns to back door James.

Good job, bro.

No worries.

I think it works out better for us.

Good job.

Because we're going to get rid of James this week,

and it works out better for us, because we're going to get--

he's gone on this. We're going to get rid of him.

That's positive.

I think it's best.

Immediately after the HOH competition,

Janelle, Howie, and I headed into the gym.

I told Janelle and Howie why I stepped

away from the HOH competition.

She said, OK?

She said, OK.

It would have to be someone from your team.

We have a strong bond in my group,

and I think they would understand

and they would trust me.

Swear on your life?

Swear on my life.

Really?

Kaysar has a deal with Jen.

You know, she reaffirmed many times

that you're giving this HOH to me,

you know, none of your people are going

up on the block this week.

I'll pawn my people.

We'll back door James and we'll vote him out.

Does Kaysar believe that?

A little bit, but he also has some doubts.

Who wants to see my HOH bedroom?

I want to see it.

OK, great.

Saw the basket.

Where are the pictures?

[screaming]

Oh my God.

Oh, she got [inaudible]

I had two pictures of Daniel, my poopy loops.

Oh, she did.

Let's see, baby.

- I want to see one of you. - No?

We can't see?

No, OK.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, let her cry.

One was when he was years old,

and that's exactly what he looked like when I met him.

And then one from, I think it was last year,

and it's his goofy picture.

I didn't want to let go for a long time.

That's Dan.

I'm really big on, like, putting pictures together in albums,

and sometimes I write things on the back.

He wrote stuff on the back of each picture.

On the one when he's years old at camp,

he wrote, this little boy is proud of his girl.

I love you.

Is that brand new writing?

Is it, really?

And then he wrote something about him being a goofy guy.

And he wrote, I love you again.

That's all I care about.

Those things mean the world.

Those things mean the world when you're in here.

I'm so happy for you.

He's going to marry you when you get out of here.

We're hopeless romantics at heart.

We're, like, little love birds.

All we want is pictures.

All we want to see is each other happy

and filled with pictures and stuff from back home.

Kaysar wants to back door James,

and if he would have won, was going to put up two of us,

and one of them was going to be Maggie, regardless.

But he never told me who the other one would be.

Probably Ivette or me.

He said it would probably be a stronger player,

so he'd make sure we'd win the Power of Veto.

He's not wanting you to put up two of your--

two of us, is he?

I think so.

I told Kaysar I will do whatever you want,

and he wanted to get James through the back door

method, which means he would have to put up two pawns.

And then we would try really hard to get the Power of Veto,

put James on the spot, and then boom.

He's gone, for sure.

, Well the problem with that is Kaysar's-- obviously,

he's not going to want to put two

people up from his own group.

He wants to put up two people from my group.

We shouldn't have to put two of our people up.

OK, so I'm thinking, well, we could just play fair,

and one of ours and one of theirs.

When I first heard what Jennifer had promised Kaysar,

I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.

There's no way that can be done.

The only problem is with one of ours as a nominee and we,

as head of household-- - We don't have enough votes.

We don't have enough votes. - It's to .

We just have to tell him, then, Jennifer.

Go no, we're going to put two of y'alls up because that's what

you were going to do.

And I'm going to tell Kaysar, I don't know if I can trust you

all, because last week, it was supposed to be a for sure thing

to get James or Sarah gone, and in the middle of the week,

they were trying to get Ivette off now.

What's up with that?

I really don't care if I piss off Rachel or Janelle.

Janelle already doesn't like me.

Kaysar-- I care about what he thinks,

and he trusts me at my word, obviously,

or he wouldn't have let go.

But I had a word with y'all first, so maybe that's the word

I was talking about.

Yeah, I don't think we should use our people.

I really don't.

One of my duties as head of household

is to nominate two people for eviction.

I feel pretty confident no one is looking to put me

up and vote me out right now, but

this game changes on a dime, and I'm just

going to hope for the best.

For Jen to nominate me, it would be dumb.

If I get nominated, it proves everyone in this house

really doesn't play strategically.

No one ever feels safe in this house with nominations

pending until they're done.

Until then, I'll hold my breath and hope for the best.

Promises are null and void in this house.

They come and go like people change their underwear.

I'm going to try my best to stick to my word.

I don't think it would be in Jennifer's best interest

to nominate me.

We have a deal, but if she nominates one of my teammates,

as opposed to two people from her group,

then the deal would be broken, and there will be consequences.

I hope, for Jennifer's sake, that I'm not nominated today.

Because if she nominates me, I'm going

to be really pissed off at her.

I will definitely seek vengeance.

I have some butterflies in my stomach

because when you're head of household,

you get nervous, because the next week,

you're not too sure how heavily you're

going to piss people off.

I'm just hoping that with my explanations,

people won't get too mad at me, and things

will still go as planned.

Hey, guys, it's time for the nomination ceremony!

Yay!

Jen Jen!

OK.

This is the nomination ceremony.

I will pull out the first key and tell

that person they are safe.

The last two people without a key

are the people I've chosen to nominate for eviction.

Let's get started.

April, you are safe.

Thank you.

Thank you, little Jennie.

Maggie, you are safe, and Happy Birthday.

Thank you, Jen.

Ivette, you are safe.

Bodacious, you are safe.

Kaysar, you are safe.

Howie, you are safe.

Thanks, little Jennie.

James, you are safe.

Obviously, I have chosen to nominate Rachel

and Janelle for eviction.

Kaysar and I have had a little understanding.

I know he's very upset with me right now.

But I couldn't put people that I think

of as my family in this house in the line of fire.

That's it.

Nomination ceremony is adjourned.

See my name come out of the box--

seeing my key there was kind of a surprise

because my key doesn't really ever go into that box.

Like I've always said in this game, you cannot

trust anybody but yourself.

I completely trust Kaysar, but I can't trust his group

and how they're going to vote.

If I said I wasn't upset about being nominated,

I would be lying, mostly because there were promises made,

and those promises were broken.

It's not about the money, for me.

I'm not here for that.

I'm here for Howie.

Jen is the biggest b*tch of the house

and the biggest liar of the house.

So, when she nominated me, I wasn't surprised.

I was more pissed than anything, though,

and I just really want to take her down.

If she thinks that giving your word and breaking it is OK,

then she's got another thing coming.

If I do end up getting HOH next week, she's going to pay.

Who will win the Power of Veto, and will they use it to save

either Janelle or Rachel?

Find out Tuesday at :, :, Central on "Big Brother ."

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