06x12 - Crazy Mixed Up Puffs - Mizzen In Action

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

MOJO JOJO:
The city of Townsville
will be mine.

[laughs]

Not so fast.

- Mojo.
- Jojo!

Not so fast, yourselves.
[laughs]

[laughs]
Oh.

This could hurt.

I grow tired of
the repetitive outcome

of my encounters with
the Powerpuff Girls,

which appears to repeat with
the same conclusions,

over and over again.

Loss. Failure.

Flump, fold, flunk.

If only I could detect a weakness
in those incessant girls

and which I could
capitalize upon,

thereby exploiting
their weakest trait.

[tape rewinding]

I don't care what you say.

I say we hit him straight on.

That way he knows
we mean business.

That's just like
you, Buttercup.

Always blindly charging
into a fight.

We need to be smarter than that.

Well, no one ever
asks me what I think,

so I'm not listening
to either of you.

What is this?

The Powerpuff Girls
immobilize themselves

with their boobyous arguing
and bossiness of each other.

Ah. Therein lies the key
to their defeat.

But how can I accomplish that

which I know not how to achieve?

Mojo is hungry.

Mojo cannot think properly

without proper sustenance
in Mojo's stomach.

[bell rings]

I must have--
- My mommy

gave me $5.00

to go spend on
whatever I want.

Annoying little girl,
you must wait your turn,

in which I am first
and you are second,

which, in essence,
makes you last,

since one is before 2.

[phhhbbbt]

[crying]

I will take a blueberry,

green apple,
and pink bubblegum cone.

[phhhbbbt]

Mojo's ice cream.

What is this?

Yes? Yes! Yes!
That is it!

I know now what I must do

to once and for all beat those
meddling Powerpuff Girls

and bring about the destruction
of all Townsville!

[laughs]

The fools.

[laughs]

Pfft. What a jerk.

It is done.

[laughs]

At last, with my
ultimate weapon in place,

it is time to summon
the Powerpuff Girls.

Help! Help! Help!

Hello, girls.
So nice of you to drop by.

Cut the small talk, Mojo.

We know you've been
up to no good.

Now it's time to--whoa.

Ok, what's the scoop
with the machine, Mojo?

Oh, no.
You have caught me.

Please do not lay harm
upon me again.

Help me! Powerpuff girls!
Help me!

Help me!
Powerpuff girls! Help me!

Come on.
Let's go save that little girl.

Wait, Buttercup.
Bubbles, it could be a trap.

We shouldn't just--

Hey, if Buttercup can
play hero, so can I.

[sighs]
Why do I even bother?

Hey, wait a sec.
That girl's a fake girl.

[laughs]

I told you it was a--

[all screaming]

What's...

Happening...

To us?!

[all gasp]

What's happened to us?

We've been swirled together.

It worked!
I am a genius!

I am finally victorious!

[laughs]

Now to destroy
the city of Townsville.

My arm!
I can't move my other arm!

Yes, you can, Bubbles.
It's over here.

Cool it, girls.

What we need to do
is formulate--

No time.
I'm going after Mojo.

[all screaming]
Ooh!

Bang-up job, there, Buttercup.

Oh, be quiet.

You can't just go running off
willy-nilly like that.

It's what's got us into
this mess in the first place.

As I was saying, we need to--

[grunting]

Ugh! We need
to formulate a plan.

Now, if my calculations
are correct,

all I need to do is
shift my leg like this

and give a push and we'll--

[all screaming]
Ooh!

Be right back
where we started.

Well, since nobody's
going to ask me...

[all screaming]

Ooh!

Now you know
why we don't ask you.

Yeah, Bubbles.

Be quiet, both of you.

[laughs]

I think it's up to me
to get us out of this mess.

I'm going to
super-spin us apart.

Super-spin?
No! Wait!

Whooooaaaa!

Nice going.

Great. Now I've got
stretch marks.

It looks like there's
only one way to get us apart.

Sheer brute force!

[grunting]

[passes gas]

Nice.

I'm going to try
and run us out of here.

[grunting]
Um, Bubbles?

Are you sure
those are your legs?

Whoa!

Whoooaaa!

I can't see where I'm going!

Whoa!

[indistinct shouting]

Ok, stop!

Ok. Is everyone all right?

Well, other than
my left eye being smashed up

against your head,

and my right eardrum
ruptured, sure.

Next silly question?

Whether we like it or not,

we're going to have to work
together here.

This isn't another one of
your lame-o plans, is it?

She's right, Buttercup.

Yeah, yeah.

Ok, we have to figure out

who's who and what's what.

Buttercup, raise your left arm.

Bubbles, wiggle your right leg.

Well, obviously, we're in
a really mixed-up way.

The only way out of this
is if we act as a team.

Roger that.

Bubbles, swing your left leg
up and out.

Let's see if we can get upright.

Here goes.

That worked.
Now what?

Let's try to walk as a team.

I think it's your turn
to move, Buttercup.

Ready? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.











- Yeah!
- Uhh!

Heh heh heh.

Guess we still have
some kinks to work out.

Good teamwork, guys.

That was great!

We still have to stop Mojo

before he destroys
all of Townsville.

Right!

No time to practice
our flying.

It's trial by fire.

[indistinct shouting]

Whoooaaa!

[laughs]

Mojo Jojo!

Your reign of terror is over!

Whoa!

We finally came to
the realization...

That there's no "I"

In "we."

[laughs]

You girls can barely fly,

let alone beat me in your
inept state of deficiency.

Oh, yeah?

Let's see how good your aim is,
Mojo Jojo.

Impossible!

Wrong, Mojo,

you tried to use
our only weakness against us,

but it only made us stronger

and taught us
the value of teamwork.

But it also gave us
something else--

a new power.

Girls?

This looks like it'll hurt.

[screams]

Curse you, Powerpuff Girls!

[sobbing]
Girls, I've failed you.

I've tried everything
in the arsenal I call my brain,

and I just can't--just can't--
[sobbing]

separate them!
[sobbing]

That's ok. Professor.

We don't mind being like this.

Yeah. It's great
being this close to each other.

There's so many advantages
to this.

Think of all we can achieve!



We could earn extra money
at the circus.

This is for the better.

I never want to be apart.

We love it.

I'm the leader again.

And I can still
kick your butt.

I never want to be
that close to you two again.

And I love all 3 of you.

Let's go get
some ice cream, girls.

NARRATOR:
And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to Busubblecup.

Uh, Buttossomles.
Bubbersom.

Oh, skip it.
I'll have tutti-frutti.

PIRATE:
The city of Townsville
lies dead ahead.

[thunder]

Hold her steady, lad.

I'm trying, Cap'n.

Aye. Ye swabbies,
we be getting closer now.

[squawk] Close.

Land h*, Cap'n!
[thunder]

Ha ha. Soon the treasure
of Captain Flynn

will be ours, lads.

With map in hand,

we need only find the big tree.

Then, only 50 paces separates us

from the lost treasure
of Captain Flynn.

What's that?

It matters not.
Sail on,

and trust your captain
to get you through,

or I be not
Captain Crack McCraigen.

[thunder]

[birds singing]

This be the biggest tree
we seen, Cap'n.

Agreed.
Now, 50 paces.

North by northwest.

Townsville sure has changed.

It matters not.
Treasure awaits.

Smash. Smash!

Smash!

Where is the booty that we seek?

Start digging.

Aye, Cap'n.

Look, I found the hold.

Right.
Good job. Mr. Larson.

X marks the spot.

Now, let's get this booty
back to the ship.

Mr. Larson, do the honors.

This be not the treasure of
Captain Flynn.

The treasure must still be
in that structure.

We go back and search again.

[squawks]

Captain, look at the bird!

[screaming]

[laughing]

[roaring]

[gurgling]

Whoo!

[laughing]

Take the wheel.
Avast, ye swabs.

Aye, Captain.

Lower the sails.

Aye aye, Cap'n.

Let fly, and set course
inland, matey.

Our treasure awaits.

[laughter]

Whoa.

Well, I guess the pirate look
is back in style.

Oh, goody!

[tires screech]

[humming]
Huh?

Oh, that's odd.

There was a door there
when I left.

Oh!

[thud]

Huh?

Have a nice rest,
you scurvy dog?

Wha--what?

Pirates?

How observant
of you, landlubber.

Now, where did you hide
the treasure of Captain Flynn?

I don't have any treasure.

Our map led us to your home,

but all we be finding is
your stash of refreshments,

and mighty fine refreshments
they be,

but not the treasure we seek!

Ah, you drank all of it.

- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, boy.

So where is it?

I'll be having that treasure,

or I be not
Captain Crack McCraigen.

Captain Crack McCraigen?

You mean "the" Captain
Crack McCraigen?

The famous
Captain Crack McCraigen

and the crew of
the "Black Watch,"

the wildest bunch of buccaneers
ever to sail the 7 seas?

Aye. That we are.

Fascinating!

But you disappeared
hundreds of years ago.

We didn't disappear.
We be right here.

Rumor had it that you
got caught in the fabled

Townsville Bay vortex
just off the coast.

It must have catapulted
you into the future,

which is incredible.

I even did my
college thesis on it,

much to the ridicule
of my peers.

I discovered that it always
appears in twos,

which means that it should
show itself again soon,

providing an opportunity
to travel back to your own time.

You know, I'm a scientist.
I can help.

Do you have the treasure?

Uh, no.

Do you know where
a big tree is?

- No.
- You're walking the plank!

Oh!

What the heck happened?

The place is a mess.

Oh, no! Look!

Oh, no!

Someone's kidnapped
the Professor!

Hmm. I wonder if that flying
pirate ship I saw in town

had anything to do with it.

You saw a flying pirate ship?

Why didn't you say something?

We see weird stuff
all the time.

True, that.

I don't know what
flying pirate villains

want with the Professor,

but we're going to find them
and make them pay.

[laughter]

Uh, guys?
Is this really necessary?

Aye! Now quit stalling,
you yellowbelly.

Oh, boy.

Walk!

How hard can it be
to find a flying pirate ship

in the middle of a--
- Uhh!

- Aah!
- Ow. That hurt.

Guess we found the ship.

Now to find the Professor.

Whoooaaa!

Professor!

Wow. Thanks, girls.
There's no time to lose.

We got to go back to the ship.

Keep 'em busy.
I have a plan.

Arr!

Aah!

Lucky shot, bub.

You're doing great, girls!

Keep them at bay
just a bit longer.

We can't defeat these guys!

They're as strong as us!

- [squawks]
- Hold on, girls!

How much longer?

Should be any time now.

Arr! Ooh.

Arr! Arr!
Ooh.

Ha! Ooh!

- Bingo.
- Ooh!

What the heck is going on?

Uhh..

I don't know.

[gurgling]

Nice.

Blow me down.
[squawks]

Blow me down.
[squawks]

This is weird.
What happened to them?

Well, you see, girls,

the pirates drank a huge
quantity of Chemical X

and became supercharged,

but it's been designed
to work with other ingredients

to provide balancing components

to the power yield
and quantity embedded.

Therefore, when pure strain
Chemical X is overloaded

into any given subject,

it lacks the absorbing factors

necessary to render powers given
to said subject permanently.

Thereby creating
a limiting element

to the duration
of powers received,

with appropriate backlash
and diminishing returns.

Uh, in English?

They had too much Chemical X.
The powers have worn off.

Now they're really tired.

Oh.

So, what now?

Send them back
where they came from.

How?

Well, when the Townsville
vortex opened up

and sent them into the future,

it operated on a multilevel,
quadrilateral,

fluctuating dimension
that is vertically integrated

with oscillating
plasmatic shifts.

The shifts reverberate
through dimensional space,

which then bounce off
negative matter,

resulting in metaphysical

and interdimensional
splash echo,

causing a replicating event horizon
in the ethereal plane,

spreading horizontally back to
the median originating incident.

Professor.

The vortex repeats itself,

so we put them back in it.

All right!

Hurry, girls!
We haven't much time!

Aye aye, captain!

Aye. Can you keep it down?

I got a headache.

Thar she blows!

Good job, girls.
Let's go.

Oh...

[thunder]

Hmm. A lot has changed
since this map was made.

Yeah. That tree could be
any tree in Townsville.

I bet the treasure
was never found.

[birds singing]

Rrowr. I look
positively piratical.

Boy, I thought I'd never
find a use

for this old chest
full of shiny stuff

I dug up in my yard.

♪ Oh, there's 7 seas
and one of me ♪

♪ Yo-h*-h*
and a bottle of pickles ♪

♪ Yo-h*-h*, hee-hee-hee,
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ♪

NARRATOR:
And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to the Piratepuff Girls.

♪ Yo, h*, yo, h*,
it's a Powerpuff life for me ♪

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Powerpuff! ♪