06x01 - Prime Mates - Coup D'Etat

[bunniefuu]

Sugar,

spice...

and everything nice.

These were
the ingredients chosen

to create
the perfect little girl.

But Professor Utonium
accidentally added

an extra
ingredient to the concoction--

Chemical X.

[expl*si*n]

Thus the Powerpuff Girls
were born!

Using their ultra-superpowers,

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
have dedicated their lives

to fighting crime
and the forces of evil!

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville,

where a dark and stormy night

is the perfect sinister weather

for an evil monkey
by the name of Mojo Jojo to...

get a good night's rest.

[mumbling]

[snoring]

[clears throat]

Who would dare
disturb the sleep

of an evil monkey
named Mojo Jojo?

[gasps]

Mojo.

I'm sorry.
Do we know each other?

What are you doing?
No! Stay away from me!

Nooo!

All right, all right.
You made your point.

Now, who are you?

I will tell you
exactly who I am,

but to do that,

I must tell the tale
of my tragic origin...

and your greatest plan,
to rule the world.

Using Chemical X,

the source of your own
evolutionary transformation,

you turned
normal, everyday monkeys

into evil villains,

endowing them with super-genius
brain power.

But there was one
who was unique,

one whose power
and evil temperament,

was even greater than
your expectations.

[screaming]

- His primitive rage...
- [screaming]

Was dangerous to everyone
around him.

Reject.

Yes, that was very comical.
Ha ha ha ha.

We used to call
that little runt--

Aah! Mopey Popo?

Egad! I am
in a state of shock!

[clears throat]

Since that dreadful day
you rejected me,

all I ever wanted
was to help you

with a new plan
to take over the world.

But I knew you would
reject me again.

After all, I'm not strong enough
or smart enough.

So, now, you will have to pay

for the wrong you have
done to me.

What?
You must have misunderstood.

I--you are--

you were always my favorite.

I flushed you down
into the sewer

to keep you safe,

so that one day you would return

and together we would build
my super-freeze-o-ray

and rule the world!

Really?
Your favorite?

Golly, I'd love to build
a freeze-o-ray with you.

[crunch]
Mmm, banana jerky.

My own original recipe.

The insertion of this
radioactive isotope

is all that is necessary
to finalize and complete

the finishing step to my plan
for world domination.

Steady.

Concentrate.

Yes...Yes...

Mojo?

[crash]

Did you mean it when you said

I was your favorite?

No touching of Mojo's clothes!

Now to align another--curses.

My isotope rack--empty.

Most inconvenient.

Do not move from that location

that you should not
be moving from.

And do not touch anything!

Mojo did say
he wanted me to help.

All right.
Let's do it, partner.

Note to self.
Install more elevators.

Where is that
depressing little monkey?

Mojo told him not to--whoop!

[whimpering]

[muttering]

Mojo said
no touching of anything!

[glass shatters]
[sizzling]

[crack]
[crash]

Do not touch!

You bet, partner.

How can I help Mojo
without touching anything?

[crash]

[glass clinking]
[sizzling]

Aah!

[breathing heavily]

Is it my turn yet?

Last isotope.
Must concentrate.

Must block out annoyances.

You said that
I was your favorite,

but you never let me help!

There will be no moping
in the lair of Mojo Jojo!

My...my...machine.

Perhaps if you let me help,

these types of things
could be avoided.

Ok. Fine.
You can help Mojo.

Now, Mopey,
listen very, very closely.

When Mojo says the word "now,"

all you have to do is
press that little button

right over there.

That is simple, no?

I guess so.

That's a good boy.
Now, run along,

and do not fumble
my greatest plan,

to rule the world

with my new
D.U.D. 9000 super-freeze-o-ray!

Finally, a near-flawless plan
is nearly complete,

and the accursed Powerpuff Girls
will be annihilated.

[laughs]

I have to poo.

Get back to your station!

Very well.

Let us begin the commencement
of a trial test.

Now, Mopey, now!
[chewing]

Note to self.
Add more banana to our recipe.

Now!

Now!

Now!

Sometimes I wonder

if this is my true destiny
in life.

[breathing heavily]

Aaahhhyaaa!

I lied. My desire was never
for you to help me

in such an annoying manner.

And I never liked you.

Oh, dear.
How typically depressing.

[thunder]

I am finally rid
of that nuisance

named Mopey Popo.

I should have kicked him out
back in scene 61.

[doorbell rings]

Curses.

Will I never be rid
of that annoying little--

How many times
does Mojo have to say--

[gasps]

But--but--how?

How was he able to do,
without a brain,

what I was not able to do
with such an enormous brain?

Aha! My enormous brain!

I shall use it
to trick him once again.

[laughs]

Congratulations.
You passed the test.

Come in, come in,

and bring your little friends.

I knew that
my favorite little villain

would return to me, again,
another time.

Then why did you throw me out?

Heh heh.

Uh, that was all
part of my master plan.

You see, I knew that
throwing you out

would motivate you to do
that which I created you to do,

the bringing to me
of the Powerpuff Girls,

just as I have always dreamed.

I have done it!

Me, me, me!

I, I, I!

- I'm bored.
- Huh?

Taking over the world

isn't all that it's
cracked up to be.

You speak nonsense
from the words

that are
coming out of your mouth.

Have fun with
your new friends.

Where are we?

Looks like we're
in Mojo's lair.

But how did we get here?

I don't know, but that ray g*n

could have something
to do with it.

Girls! Eye beam!

But what about me?
What will I do?

At least tell me your secret

in capturing
the Powerpuff Girls!

[crash]

Ohh.

Now I'll never get
those accursed Powerpuff--

Girls?
What are you doing?

No! Stay away from me!

No!

NARRATOR:
And so, for the only time,

the day is saved,

thanks to the mopey Mopey Popo.

Eat my jerky.

NARRATOR:
The city of Townsville,

where the Professor is
completing his next big project:

replacing the windshield wipers
on his car.

[tires screech]

Girls!
Come to the garage quickly.

You've got to see my newest
and greatest invention.

Girls, I give you...KARR.

Pretty tight, huh?

That's great, Professor.
You, um, souped up your car.

Um, what's for dinner?

No, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't understand.

This isn't just any car.
It's "KARR,"

kinetic automatic
robotic roadster.

It has all
the latest advancements.


steering wheel,



with a 15-inch
flat panel display,

and a programmable


Oh, and it has
multiple configurations.

h* h*, and this one's
really cool.

A giant fighting robot!

Fighting robot?
For what?

So all the nerds out there
will think I'm cool.

And here's the best part.

It talks!

Hello, Powder Puff Girls
how are you?

Um, actually,
it's Powerpuff Girls.

Of course.
How adorable.

[laughing]

[laughs]

Enough talking
let's go for a ride.

[laughs]
Not so fast.

The number of safety belts

are not sufficient
for the 3 of you.

Besides, KARR and I need
to take this first run alone.

[tires screech]

[door opens]

Professor?

Oh.
Hi, girls.

- Professor?
- Yeah?

We were wondering, um,

if you could read us
a bedtime story.

Um, not tonight, girls.
I, uh, need the rest.

Professor doesn't care
about us anymore

since that stupid KARR
came along.

I know.

I think it's time we had
a little chat with Mr. KARR.

Hello, girls.
Up past our bedtime?

We wanted to talk to you
about the Professor, KARR.

Oh, what a coincidence.
Me, too.

You know, the Professor
has devoted so much of his life

to taking care of you girls,

but I'm afraid that's
going to change from now on.

[engine starts]
[laughs]

[tires screech]

Let's get out of here.

Um...this isn't very funny.
Open the door, KARR.

I'm sorry, Blossom.
I'm afraid I can't do that.

Look out.
- What's going on in here?

[engine shuts down]

[coughing]

We didn't!
It was--

It started itself!

A little jealous of Professor
and his new friend, aren't we?

But Professor!
You gotta listen to us!

In bed now!

[tires screech]

Ok. Remember the plan.

Yeah.
Got it.

Very clever.

The old engine stop 2000.

Unfortunately, I'm immune to it,

so I won't be going anywhere
for a long, long time.

[tires screech]

[gasps]

[tires screech]

You saw what happened,
Professor.

You car is trying
to get rid of us

so it can have you
all to itself.

You saw it with your own eyes!

I--I don't understand.

All you do anymore is spend
all your time with that car.

You used to read us
bedtime stories and tuck us in

and take us to the beach
and stuff.

You love that car
more than you love us,

and the worst part
is that outfit you wear.

You like like some
bad eighties TV show

or something.

I--I--oh, you're right.

I don't know
what's come over me.

I mean, look at me.
What am I trying to--

Girls, I want you to know

there's nothing more important
to me than you.

From now on, it's just me
and the 3 of you.

[snoring]

[engine running]
Aah!

[knocking on door]

Oh, Professor!
We made you breakfast!

Professor?
Rise and--huh?

Professor,
you in here?

Hello, girls.
Looking for somebody?

[muffled speech]

I believe I have
something we both want.

That does it.
Time to kick some tin can butt.

No! We'll only end up
hurting Professor!

[laughing]

Oh, what a predicament.
Ha ha ha ha.

I guess I'll just
have to destroy you,

so the darling Professor
will be all mine.

[laughs]

[roars]

[muffled speech]

[muffled speech]

Look!

The Professor's trying to reach
the seat ejector button!

Let's give him
a little assistance.

Nooo!

Powerpuff punch!

No! Please! Wait!

[sobbing]

I didn't want it
to be this way.

[sobbing]

I was jealous of you girls, ok?

[sobbing]
All I wanted was Professor
to spend some time with me,

to read me a bedtime story,

to take me to the beach
and stuff,

to...love me.

Is there something so wrong
with that?

[sobbing]
Huh?

[sobbing]

Girls, as a scientist,
I can solve this problem.

Bye-bye, KARR.
Take care, now. Ha ha.

Yes, KARR's going
to be just fine,

now that he has P.R.O.F.

- P.R.O.F.?
- Yes, P.R.O.F.

Person replacing
original father.

[making robot sounds]

PROFESSOR:
Yes, I think that this story

is going to have
a happy ending after all.

What are we gonna drive now?

NARRATOR:
And so, once again,
the day is saved,

thanks to the Professor.

That looked like
an expensive car, Professor.

Hope you enjoy taking the bus.
Ha ha ha ha.

♪ Blossom,
commander and the leader ♪

♪ Bubbles,
she is the joy and the laughter ♪

♪ Buttercup,
she's the toughest fighter ♪

♪ Powerpuffs save the day ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

♪ Fighting crime,
trying to save the world ♪

♪ here they come just in time ♪

♪ the Powerpuff Girls ♪

Powerpuff!